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Message for the Day…” See the Divine in your Heart …”

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Truth is that, which does not change with time. A policeman wears his uniform and performs his duty. When you see him, you think that is the truth. After his duty, he goes home and changes to a night-dress. Now too he is a policeman! Though the clothes he wore has changed, his body does not change. Similarly, ‘Dehi’ your indweller, does not undergo any change. Your body is associated with Satvik, Rajasik and Tamasikqualities. Remove them and you will see the divine ‘Brahman’. In a cold hill station, you wear vest, shirt and then a protective coat on top of it. If you want to see your heart (chest), you must remove your coat, shirt and vest; only then you can see your heart. Similarly, the body of a human being is covered with many qualities. When you go beyond these, you will be able to see the Divine in your heart.

Sathya Sai Baba

Joke For The Day… ” How are you Feeling ? ” !!!

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Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” said the lawyer.
Farmer Joe responded, “Well I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the….” “I didn’t ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted, “just answer the question.”
“Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’!”
Farmer Joe said, “Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road….”
The lawyer interrupted again and said, “Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe’s answer and said to the lawyer, “I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie.”
Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, “Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other.
I was hurting real bad and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, “Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?”

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Message For the Day…An Advice To Students …

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Many take tea and coffee in excessive quantities; this kill the body’s capacity to sleep. Drivers who drive vehicles during nights take excessive tea and students who are preparing for exams also do the same. Do not avoid sleep, this is a great mistake. A person can live without food, but not without sleep. Many students have the habit of studying through the night and sleeping during the day. Most living beings, including birds and beasts, sleep during the night. A person, who reads in the night as a habit, is cultivating Rajasic and Tamasic qualities. Change this habit slowly. If you read throughout the night and sleep through the day, your retention of what you studied will not be very strong. If you must put in hard work, get up early, say 3 or 4 a.m. and study. After early morning study, do not go and sleep again. This is the Sathwik way of life.

Sathya Sai Baba

 

“அதாவது ஹார்ட் ஹோலா இல்லை …அதில் ஹோல் இருக்கு …”

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“என் பெண்ணுக்கு இருதயத்தில் ஓட்டை இருக்கிறதாம். டாக்டர்கள் சொல்வதை கேட்டாலே குலை நடுங்குறது” என்று முறையிட்டார் பள்ளிக்கூட ஆசிரியர் ஒருவர்.

“அதாவது, ஹார்ட், ஹோலா இல்லை; அதில் ஹோல் இருக்கு என்கிறே?”

ஆசிரியருக்கு புரியவில்லை. கேள்வி கேட்டு பழக்கம். கேள்வி கேட்கப்பட்டு பழக்கம் இல்லை.

“ஹார்ட், W-H-O-L-E ஆக (முழுமையாக, பூரணமாக) இல்லை; அதில், H-O-L-E இருக்கு என்கிறே?”

ஆசிரியர் பெருமூச்சு விட்டார். (அவரை பெஞ்சு மேல் நிற்க சொல்லவில்லை, பெரியவா!)

“வேறே என்ன வேலை பண்றே?”

ஆசிரியர் விழித்தார். “நான் ஆசிரியத் தொழிலை தவிர வேறு வேலையும் செய்கிறேன்’ என்பது பெரியவாளுக்கு எப்படி தெரியும்? “வேறு வேலை எதுவும் இல்லை” என்று சொல்லிவிட்டால் போகிறது! பெரியவாள் குடைந்து கொண்டா இருக்க போகிறார்கள்?

அந்த தெய்வ சந்தியில் பொய்சொல் வெளியே வர அஞ்சியது போலும்!

“தங்கம், வைரம்… வியாபாரம்…” என்று மென்று விழுங்கினார்.

பெரியவாள் கனிவுடன் சொன்னார்கள்:

“பெரிய பெரிய வியாதியெல்லாம் கூட, தான – தர்மங்கள் செய்தால் போய்விடும் என்று சொல்லியிருக்கு. இங்கே ஏழைகள் வந்து, கல்யாணத்துக்குத் திருமாங்கல்யம் கேட்கிறார்கள். நூற்றெட்டு திருமாங்கல்யம் செய்து வந்து கொடு. கேட்பவர்களுக்கு கொடுக்கலாம்…”

அடுத்த மாதமே நூற்றெட்டு திருமாங்கல்யம் கொண்டு வந்து சமர்பித்தார், ஆசிரியர் பணி செய்யும் தங்க வியாபாரி.

“Good – hearted ன்னு இங்கிலிஷ்லே சொல்லுவா. நீயும் உன் புத்திரியும் good – hearted!” என்றார்கள் பெரியவாள்.

அப்புறம், பெரியவாள் வாக்குக்கு மேலே என்ன மருந்து வேண்டும்?

தேவாமிர்தம் பருகியவனுக்கு பாயசம் எதற்கு?

ஆசிரியரின் பெண் சௌபாக்யவதியாக இருக்கிறாள் – whole hearted ஆக!

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Laughter the Best Medicine … ” One Lung at a Time “!!!

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Jokes for the Day….”$chool is i$ Really Great …” !!!

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Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on

The Reply:

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
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A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked him to pray for them. “I’m going on a sabbatical to Rome,” he replied, “and while I’m there, I’ll light a candle for you.”
When the priest returned three years later, he went to the couple’s house and found the wife pregnant, busily attending to two sets of twins. Elated, the priest asked her where her husband was so that he could congratulate him.
“He’s gone to Rome, to blow that candle out” came the harried reply.
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A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked; “Why do you have some grey strands in your hair?”
The mother paused and looked at her daughter. “Every time you disobey, I get one strand of grey hair. If you want me to stay pretty, you better obey.”
The mother quickly returned to her task of washing dishes. The little girl stood there thinking. She cleared her throat again. “Mother?” She sweetly asked again.
“Yes?” Her Mother replied. “Why is Grandma’s hair all grey ?

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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over…
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A small boy came running downstairs, shouting, “Mom! Mom! I cleaned my room without being told!”
“Well,” said the mother, “that’s wonderful! Thank you very much. It will save  a lot of trouble, and it shows you are growing up.”
“Yeah, but, Mom,” said the boy, “don’t jump to conclusions.”
I don’t understand, dear,” said his mother. “Conclusions?”
“Yeah, Mom” said the boy. “This isn’t going to become a habit.”
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After spending all day putting in a new cement walk, Mr. Sullivan was horrified to see his kids using sticks to write their names in it. After screaming viciously at the kids, he came back inside, only to find his wife scowling. “How could you do that?” she asked.
“It’s just a walkway, and – don’t you love your kids?” Her husband said, “In the abstract, yes. But not in the concrete.”

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Message For The Day…”Speak only The Truth and Follow Righteousness…”

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When the Goddess of Wisdom, Mother Saraswathi enters our hearts, our faces glow. She is full of Divinity, radiance and knowledge. Hence every educated person who has received Her blessings should always be cheerful. Never put on a ‘castor-oil-face’. Be full of joy. You must also be an embodiment of obedience and humility, with no trace of anger, ego or jealousy. Speak only the Truth and follow righteousness. The castle of righteousness is built upon truth. We often get into trouble only due to our attachments to the body. Your body at some point of time degenerates into a house full of dirt, a basket full of diseases. The body and mind are impermanent. Until you live, firmly believe that body is the temple of God and keep it as clean and pure as possible. When you spend your life with such noble ideas, you will not have any bad thoughts, words or actions.

Sathya Sai Baba

Jokes For the Day…” We Just Got off Route 119 … ” !!!

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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies — two in the front seat and three in the back — wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem? “Ma’am,” the officer replies, you weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers. Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly… Twenty-two miles an hour! “The old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22” was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time, “the officer asks. Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119…

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Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again.”
To which the gentleman said, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will five times!”

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