Something Sweet to Start Your Day With a Smile …!!!

Classic Comedy: The Marx Brothers’ Famous Mirror Scene

Considered one of the cornerstone sketches of comedy, this mirror sketch by the Marx Brothers, uses their similar looks to set up a hilarious and cleverly-made scene, you’ll never forget.

Source….www.ba-bamail.com and http://www.youtube.com

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Joke of the day…” What is the Mistake i have done …” ?

Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts.

 

police car

The driver, obviously confused, said, “Officer, I don’t understand, I wasn’t doing over the speed limit! What did you pull me over for?” “Ma’am,” the officer said, “You should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous”.

Slower than the speed limit? No sir! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour”, the old woman said proudly.

The officer, trying not to laugh, explains that 22 is the route number, not the speed limit. A little embarrassed, the woman smiled and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

“Before I go Ma’am, I have to ask, is everyone ok? These women seem badly shaken and haven’t said a word since I pulled you over.”

Oh! they’ll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 142“.

Source….www.ba-bamail.com

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Something for you to start your day with a Smile ….

I Wanted You to Smile, So I Sent You This Video!

Do you want a few minutes of uninterrupted happiness? Then take a minute to enjoy the company of the cutest, furriest little golden labrador puppies. They are so full of life, love and happiness, it’s impossible not to catch it.

Source……www.ba-bamail.com

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” 1 Cent off Poster ….” !!!

What the? … Shoppers spotted this hilarious sale item is a Woolworths store in Sydney. Picture: Heidi Tiltins

WE all love a good bargain, but this hilarious poster had shoppers scratching their heads yesterday after noticing the ridiculous saving.

The sale item, a ‘Little Live Pets Butterfly House’, was photographed and posted to social media, after being spotted by a number of shoppers at a Woolworths store in Dural in Sydney’s north west.

The deal was also posted on the Woolworths website online.

1 cent saving ... the product was also online today on the Woolworths website.

1 cent saving … the product was also online today on the Woolworths website.Source:Supplied

The ‘Cheap Cheap’ special offered customers a 1 cent discount, reducing the cost from $20 to $19.99.

If our calculations are right, given the 1 cent coin’s withdrawn from circulation in 1992, the cost of the product would be rounded back up to $20 on purchase.!!!

Source….www.news.com.au

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கடித்துக் கொண்டே சிரிங்க …..” !!!

“உங்க படத்தோட டைட்டில் என்ன…?”

“நாலு பேயும் நல்லா இருந்த தமிழ் சினிமாவும்…”


சார் என் பேரு கந்தசாமி. சொந்த ஊரு பழனி”

“”அதுக்கென்ன இப்போ?”

“”ஆயிரம் ரூபா கடன் வேணும். ஊர் பேர் தெரியாதவனுக்கு எல்லாம் கடன் குடுக்க முடியாதுன்னு சொன்னீங்களே. அதான் அறிமுகப்படுத்திக்கிட்டேன்”

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1) என்ன சார் கார் டேங்கை ஓபன் பண்ணிட்டு
சிரிக்கிறீங்க?
மனசு விட்டு சிரிச்சா ‘ஆயில்’ கூடுமின்னு சொன்னாங்க…
அதான்!

 

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2) வாத்தியார் : இங்குள்ள முட்டாள்கள் எல்லாம்
எழுந்து நில்லுங்கள்…
சிறிது நேரம் யாரும் எழுந்திருக்கவில்லை.
பிறகு ஒரே ஒரு மாணவன் எழுந்து நின்றான்.
வா‌த்‌‌தியா‌ர் : அவனைப் பார்த்து ஏளனமாகச் சிரித்து
கொண்டே நீ முட்டாள் என்று உனக்கு எப்படி தெரியும்?
மாணவன் : அ‌ப்படியெ‌ல்லா‌ம் ஒ‌ன்று‌மி‌ல்லை. நீங்க
தனியாக நிக்கறதை பார்க்க பாவமாக இருந்தது. அதனால்
தான் நானு‌ம் எழு‌ந்து ‌நி‌ன்றே‌ன்..

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3) சார், என் wife – காணோம்..!
இது போஸ்ட் ஆபிஸ், போலீஸ் ஸ்டேஷன்
இல்லை..!
சாரி

சாரி சார் … நான் தேடறது …wi fi …… ……wife …. இல்லை ….

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4. ஆசிரியர் : மனுசனா பொறந்தா ஏதாவது சாதிக்கனும்.
மாணவர் : சாரி சார் நாங்க குழந்தையா தான் பிறந்தோம்..


5.ஆசிரியர் : ஏண்டா பார்முலாலாம் விரல்ல எழுதி வச்சுருக்க
மாணவன் : எங்க டீச்சர் தான் சொன்னாங்க பார்முலாலாம்
“ஃபிங்கர் டிப்ஸ்ல இருக்கனும்னு.


6.ஹல்லோ யார் பேசுறது ?
நான் செல்லமா பேசுறேன்.
நாங்க மட்டும் என்ன கொவமாவா பேசுறோம்
பேரை சொல்லுமா !?

7.சுட்டிப்பைய்யன் : சார் , என் தலை ‘ ல எரும்பு ஏறுது பாருங்க ..!
வாத்தியார் : அதை எடுத்து போடாம , ஏண்டா என்கிட்ட சொல்ர ?
சுட்டிப்பைய்யன் : நீங்க தானே சார் சொன்னீங்க ,! என் தலை’ ல ஒன்னுமே ஏறலனு ?


8. ஸ்டுடென்ட் 1 : நம்ம டீச்ச்ர்க்கு என்ன ஆச்சு ?
ஸ்டுடென்ட் 2 : ஏன்டா ??
ஸ்டுடென்ட் 1: இப்ப தானெ பொர்ட்’ ல திருக்குறள்’ அவறே எழுதிட்டு
, ” திருக்குறள்’ ள எழுதினது யாரு ” னு கெக்குராரு ?

Source…. unknown…. input from a friend of mine

Natarajan

 

 

 

Joke of the Day….” Pick me Up ….” !!!

A 72 year  old man had one hobby – he loved to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.’ he looked around and couldn’t see anyone.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say
again, ”Pick me up. ‘
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, ‘Are you talking to me?’
frog
The frog said, ‘Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me; and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your bride!’
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.
The frog said, ‘What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said?’
I said, ‘Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride.’
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
Nah. At my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.’
With age – comes wisdom!
Source…………www.ba-bamail.com
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Joke of the Day…” What is your Second wish …”?

An Englishman, a German and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze, when all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for this terrible crime they are all sentenced to 50 whip lashes each.

On the day of their punishment the Sheikh who will whip them announced: “It’s my wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.” The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: “Please tie a pillow to my back.” This was done, but the pillow only lasted 20 lashes before the whip went through.

When the punishment was done the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain. The Frenchman was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: “Please fix two pillows to my back.” But even two pillows could only take 35 lashes before the whip went through again and the Frenchman was soon led away whimpering loudly.

The Englishman was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: “You are from a part of the world I really like. For this, you may have two wishes!”

“Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness,” the Englishman replied. “In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 50, but 100 lashes.” “Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave,” the Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face. “If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish, what is it to be?” the Sheikh asked. The Englishman smiled and said, “Tie the Frenchman and the German to my back.”

Source……..www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

Joke of the Day….” Is the Cat there… ” ?

There was a man who couldn’t stand his wife’s cat. So, one day, he decided to get rid of him by dumping him a long way away from the house.

He put the cat in the car and drove about 20 blocks away, then he left him at the park. But when he got home, the cat was there as if nothing had happened.
The next day he decided to take the cat somewhere further away, about 50 blocks. He put him out of the car and drove home. And again, the cat was there waiting for him. ‘This is impossible,’ said the man to himself. ‘tomorrow I’ll make sure he can’t come back!’
cat
The next day he puts the cat in the car and he drives around, taking turn after turn – right, left, right, right and so on. Eventually, after about an hour of driving, he finally lets the cat out and drives home.
A few hours later, the phone rings at his house and his wife answers it. It’s the husband, and he asks: “Is the cat there?” “Why, yes.” says the wife, “he’s been here quite a while, where are you?”
Put that fellow on the phone, I’m lost and I need directions.
Source….www.ba-bamail.com
Natarajan

Joke of the Day…”What is Up ….” ?

A man walked in to a Barber Shop for his regular haircut. As he snips away, the barber asks “What is up?”
The man proceeds to explain that he is taking a vacation to Rome. ROME?!” asks the barber, “Why would you want to go there? It is a crowded dirty city full of mafiosos! You’d be crazy to go to Rome! So how are you getting there?” “We’re taking TWA” the man replies.
TWA?!” yells the barber. “They’re a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they’re always late!  So, where are you staying in Rome?” The man says “We’ll be at the downtown International Marriot hotel.” “That DUMP?!” says the barber. “That’s the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and slow and they’re overpriced!  So whatcha doing when you get there?”  The man says “We’re going to go see the Vatican and hope to see the Pope.”
“HA! That’s rich!” laughs the barber. “You and a million other people trying to see him. He’ll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on THIS trip. You’re going to need it!”
A month later, the man comes in for his regular haircut. 
The barber says, “Well, how did that trip to Rome turn out? Bet TWA gave you the worst flight of your life!” “No, quite the opposite” explained the man. “Not only were we on time in one of their brand new planes, but it was full and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful 28 year old flight attendent who waited on me hand and foot!”
“Hmmm,” says the barber , “Well, I bet the hotel was just like I described.”
“No, quite the opposite! They just finished a $25 million remodeling. It is the finest hotel in Rome, now. They were overbooked, so they, apologized and gave us the Presidential suite for no extra charge!”
“Well,” the barber mumbles, “I KNOW you didn’t get to see the Pope!”
“Actually, we were quite lucky. As we toured the Vatican, a Swiss guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained the Pope likes to personally meet some of the visitors, and if I’d be so kind as to step into this private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, after 5 minutes the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand. I knelt down as he spoke a few words to me.”
Impressed, the barber pleads, “Tell me, please! What did he say?”
“He just asked: Where did you get that awful haircut?‘”
Source…….unknown….input from a friend of mine
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