SOURCE:::: http://www.glasbergen.com
Natarajan
12 Jan 2015
humour
Start the Day with a Nice Smile … !!!
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…Where would we meet?”
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone ma’am.”
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16. I resolve… I resolve to… I resolve to, uh… I resolve to, uh, get my, er… I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
15. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning… 4:30 is much more practical.
14. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL… LOL!”
13. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
12. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
11. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.
10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.
9. I resolve to work with neglected children… my own.
8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.
7. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
6. I will stop using, “So, what’s your URL?” as a pickup line.
5. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*
4. I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily… well, once a week… monthly, perhaps…
3. I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.
2. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.
1. I will read the manual… just as soon as I can find it.
SOURCE:::: http://www.siliconindia.com
Natarajan
Jan 9 2015
Kids’ Letter to God … Will Make us Smile and Say ” Wow..” !!!
There’s something so endearing about a child’s innocence, that always makes us smile, touched even when we’re roaring with laughter. You’re gonna get plenty of that here, as you read this hilarious kids’ letter to the almighty!
SOURCE::::: http://www.ba-bamail.com
Natarajan
Jan 8 2015
Start This Day With a Smile on your Face … !!!…and Keep Smiling !!!
While I sat in the reception area of my doctor’s office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist’s desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother’s lap and walked over to the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man’s, he said, “I know how you feel. My Mom makes me ride in the stroller too.”
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Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful. “In ten years,” I said, “you’ll want to be with your friends and you won’t go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now.
Carolyn shrugged. “In ten years you’ll be too old to do all those things anyway.”
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Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children.
One day, I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her injection.
One day, I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her injection.
“No, no, no!” she screamed.
“Lizzie,” scolded by her mother, “that’s not polite behavior.”
With that, the girl yelled even louder, “No, thank you! No, thank you!”
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On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson innocently said to my son, “Dad, I know babies come from mommie’s tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?”
After my son hemmed and hawed a while, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust, “You don’t have to make up something, Dad. It is okay if you don’t know the answer.”
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Just before I was deployed to Iraq, I sat my eight-year-old son down and broke the news to him. “I’m going to be away for a long time,” I told him. “I’m going to Iraq.”
“Why?” he asked. “Don’t you know there’s a war going on over there?”
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While I sat in the reception area of my doctor’s office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist’s desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother’s lap and walked over to the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man’s, he said, “I know how you feel. My Mom makes me ride in the stroller too.”
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As I was nursing my baby, my cousin’s six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing. After mulling over my answers, she remarked, “My mom has some of those, but I don’t think she knows how to use them.” *****
Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful. “In ten years,” I said, “you’ll want to be with your friends and you won’t go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now. Carolyn shrugged. “In ten years you’ll be too old to do all those things anyway.”
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Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day, I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her injection. “No, no, no!” she screamed.
“Lizzie,” scolded by her mother, “that’s not polite behavior.”
With that, the girl yelled even louder, “No, thank you! No, thank you!”
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On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson innocently said to my son, “Dad, I know babies come from mommie’s tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?” After my son hemmed and hawed a while, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust, “You don’t have to make up something, Dad. It is okay if you don’t know the answer.”
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Just before I was deployed to Iraq, I sat my eight-year-old son down and broke the news to him. “I’m going to be away for a long time,” I told him. “I’m going to Iraq.” “Why?” he asked. “Don’t you know there’s a war going on over there?”
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Paul Newman founded the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp for children stricken with cancer, AIDS, and blood diseases. One afternoon, he and his wife, Joanne Woodward, stopped by to have lunch with the kids. A counselor at a nearby table, suspecting the young patients wouldn’t know Newman was a famous movie star, explained, “That is the man who made this camp possible. Maybe you’ve seen his picture on his salad dressing bottle?” Blank stares.
“Well, you’ve probably seen his face on his lemonade carton.”
An eight-year-old girl perked up. “How long was he missing?”
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SOURCE:::: iNPUT FROM A FRIEND OF MINE
Natarajan
JAN 8 2015
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Cartoon of the Day….!!!
Joke of the Day…” Just Pull the Plug …
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a
“Living Will”
“Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.!!!
SOURCE::::: http://www.joke a day.com
Natarajan
Jan 8 2015
” இட்லிக்கு உண்டோ இணை …. ” !!!
The greatness of idlis!During the pre-independence days, an Iyer and a Britisher were travelling by the Howrah Express train, from Madras to Calcutta. The train left Madras Central railway station at 8 p.m. sharp, and the next morning at 7 a.m., it was at Vijayawada.The Britisher had a sumptuous Spencer’s breakfast, delivered to him by a butler, in livery. But the Iyer opened the top box of his 4-compartment, steel tiffin carrier, and ate two idlis.Lunch at Waltair station (asVisakhapatnam was then called), was a heavy meal served to the Britisher, by the Railway Refreshment stall. But the Iyer only opened the second box of his tiffin carrier, pulled out 4 idlis, and ate them with relish. The Britisher was curious, as to what was happening. But being a Britisher, kept his stiff-upper-lip posture on.
But when the scene repeated, during dinner at Berhampur, the Britisher could no longer contain himself, and enquired from the Iyer, ” Sir, what are those white things you have been eating, all along? ”
The Iyer replied, ” Sir, these are called intelligence tablets. We South Indians, can live on them for days, together. ”
Britisher: ” But how do you make them ? ”
The Iyer went into an elaborate description, of the raw materials and processes, of making idlis.
Britisher : ” Can you please give me a couple of them? But you need not give them to me free of charge. I’ll be happy to pay you, whatever price you quote. “The Iyer thought for a while, and said, “Actually, I have only three more of them left, for tomorrow morning’s breakfast. But since I am going to my relative’s place, I can spare them for you. But they will cost you, 20 Indian Rupees each “.The Britisher paid up immediately, happy that he was so lucky. The next morning, at the Howrah railway station in Calcutta, as they were about to part ways, the Britisher asked the Iyer, “But tell me sir, are you sure you have told me the entire process, without leaving out any details? “.Iyer replied, “Yes, I told you all the details”.
Britisher: “Then why were those intelligence tablets, so costly?”
The Iyer replied,”See?! You ate only 3 of them last night, and they have already started working?!”
SOURCE::::: input from a friend of mine
Natarajan
Bonus :::: An Instant Kavithai on our Great Idli …. Penned by me when i was 14 years old… Now I am 65 !!!
மதியம் போல் வெண்மை பொதிய மலை தமிழின் தன்மை
விதி முறையால் சட்டினியும் சாம்பாரும் சார சுவை அளிக்கும்
அந்த இட்டிலுக்கு உண்டோ இணை !!!
நடராஜன்
JAN 7 2015
Joke of the Day… ” Where is the Lawyer with you … ” ? !!!
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.” So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?” Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.” God replies, “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.” Satan says, “No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.” God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.” Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”
SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com
Natarajan
Jan 7 2015
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