” Little Angels ” in the Role of ” Mischievous Toddlers ” …!!!

Joshua's mother Joelle Adams and Harvey's mother Samantha Redman submitted this photo, saying: 'Paint a nice picture boys... no no not your face... NOT THE DOG!'

Joshua’s mother Joelle Adams and Harvey’s mother Samantha Redman submitted this photo, saying: ‘Paint a nice picture boys… no no not your face… NOT THE DOG!’

Little Noah Avossa, three, covered himself with baby cream, along with a coffee table, after getting his paws into a tub of the cream at his home in Leicester, in this snap sent in by mother Amelia

Little Noah Avossa, three, covered himself with baby cream, along with a coffee table, after getting his paws into a tub of the cream at his home in Leicester, in this snap sent in by mother Amelia

Two-year-old Ryley was caught in the act by mother Hayley Griffiths having fun unravelling a roll of loo roll

Two-year-old Ryley was caught in the act by mother Hayley Griffiths having fun unravelling a roll of loo roll

Harry, two, was caught painting walls by mother Sharon Powell, who captioned the photo: 'Oops!

Harry, two, was caught painting walls by mother Sharon Powell, who captioned the photo: ‘Oops!

Oliver, two, created chaos in the bathroom after throwing toilet roll all over it at his home in Poole, Dorset

Oliver, two, created chaos in the bathroom after throwing toilet roll all over it at his home in Poole, Dorset

SOURCE::::www.dailymail.co.uk

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Laughter…. The Best Medicine…” What is Wrong with You … ” !!!

A woman was preparing eggs for her husband.Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he said,
“CAREFUL! Put in some
more butter!
Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!

We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They’re going 2 STICK !Careful.. !
CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking!
Never! Turn them!
Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind?
Don’t forget to salt them.
You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT!
THE SALT!”

The wife stared at him.
“What is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”

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Joke of the Day… ” Can you Give Me a Push …” !!!

A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.

The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past 3 in the morning.” I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and there’s a man standing there. It didn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

“Hi there,” slurs the stranger, “Can you give me a push?” “No, get lost. It’s half past three and I was in bed,” says the man as he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tell his wife what happened and she says, “That wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man’s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost?”

“But the guy was drunk,” says the husband.

“It doesn’t matter,” says the wife.” He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him.” So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.

He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere,

He shouts, “Hey, do you still want a push?”

And he hears a voice cry out, “Yeah, please.”

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?” The drunk replies, “Over here, on the swing.”

SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com

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Joke of the Day… ” Shut Up …or Else …” !!!

 This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they’ll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn’t so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He’s terrified and starts screaming, “Help, Help, Help!” The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, “Shut up or we’ll BOTH lose our jobs!”   

 

SOURCE:::: joke a day.com

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Joke of the Day…” You would be Pulling People out of the Mud….”!!!

A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor.

After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, “At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day.”

“Can’t”, replied the farmer. “At night I haul water for the hole.” 

SOURCE:::www.joke a day.com

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Something to Bring a Smile on Your Face …For a Cheerful Start Of the Day !!!

You can always pick up a newspaper and read sad facts. But there also some very happy facts in this world, so for a great start to your day, we’d like to introduce you to 15 happy, funny and adorable facts that’ll plaster a great big smile on your face!
Sea otters hold hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart.

 

Sea otters hold hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart.
happy facts

Although each adult and independent juvenile forages alone, sea otters tend to rest together in single-sex groups called rafts. A raft typically contains 10 to 100 animals, with male rafts are larger than female ones. The largest raft ever seen contained over 2000 sea otters. To keep from drifting out to sea when resting and eating, sea otters may wrap themselves in kelp or hold hands.

 

Cows Have Best Friends…

happy facts

n a famous study, cattle were penned on their own, with their best friend or with another cow they did not know for 30 minutes and their heart rates were measured at 15-second intervals.  The research showed cows were very social animals and often formed close bonds with friends in their herd.
When heifers have their preferred partner with them, their heart rate stress levels are reduced compared with if they were with a random individual.
Blind people smile even though they’ve never seen anyone else smile….
happy facts
Being blind doesn’t mean you don’t make all the facial expressions other people make, which goes to show that we are born with these abilities, and do not learn them from others by imitation.
Norway knighted a penguin.
happy facts
The penguin, named Nils Olav, was made an honorary member of the King’s Guard back in 1972, after it was decided he was the new mascot for the guards.
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Joke of the Day…” Think Hard and Tell the Answer …” !!!

                 A Detective Story !!!

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it.

“This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
 
The first blonde answers, “That is easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!”

blond pointing

 
The policeman says, “Well…uh…that is because the picture shows his PROFILE.”
 
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
 
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, “Ha! He’d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!”
 
The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it’s a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?”
 
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
 
He quickly adds “…think hard before giving me a stupid answer.”
 
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, “Hmmmm…the suspect wears contact lenses.”
 
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. “Well, that’s an interesting answer…wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I’ll get back to you on that.”
 
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. “Wow! I can’t believe it…it is TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?”
 
That is easy,” the blonde replied. “He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!” 

 SOURCE:::: iNPUT FROM A FRIEND OF MINE

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Laugh and Learn …!!!

 



Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages America has ever known.


Some of his sayings:

* Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

* There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

* Never miss a good chance to shut up.

* If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your
pocket.

* There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of
them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

* If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make
sure it is still there.

* Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.

* After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.He
kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

ABOUT GROWING OLDER..
First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and
start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to
know ‘why’I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way, and some of the roads
weren’t paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of
Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it’s such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.

And, finally ~ If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to
laugh at when you’re old.

SOURCE:::: input from a friend of mine

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