A preacher was standing at the pulpit giving his Sunday sermon when a note was passed to him. The only word written on the sheet was IDIOT. Looking up at the congregation, the preacher smiled and said: I have heard of men who write letters and forget to sign their names but this is the first time I will see a man sign his name and forget to write the letters.
source::::joke a day .com
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A doctor broke the bad news to a man, that his wife would have to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital. “I’m afraid her mind’s completely gone,” he said. “Makes sense,” mumbled the man. “She’s been giving me a piece of it every day for the last 15 years.”
Source::::joke a day.com
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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Rhode Island State house in Providence, one from Cranston, and another from North Kingstown and the third, Exeter. They go with a State house official to examine the fence.
The North Kingstown contractor takes out a tape measure and does some Measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”
The Exeter contractor also does some measuring and figuring, and then says I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”
The Cranston contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the State House official and whispers, “$2,700.”
The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?”
The Cranston contractor whispers back, “$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Exeter to fix the fence.”
Source::: joke a day.com
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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
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A pilot landed a plane with a rather bumpy landing. As part of his job he was required to stand by the terminal door and say goodbye to the passengers as they exited the airplane. He was afraid that someone might say something about his rather less than perfect landing, but everyone left without saying a word except for one passenger, an elderly lady, she slowly approached the pilot after most passengers had exited the plane and asked, “Did we land? Or were we shot down?”
Source::::joke a day .com
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If a picture is worth a thousand words, then these awesomely timed and hilarious photos are worth about fifty-thousand words. It either takes true talent or dumb luck to capture photos that are thi s perfect.
Moments like these make you sit back and appreciate how entertaining life can be if you let it (or know some spectacularly clumsy people). At least one of these awesome pictures will make you laugh hard.
Nothing to see here, folks…..
A new world map created by comic website Doghouse Diaries highlights what each country around the world leads at. And the results are bound to raise a few eyebrows.
The map was based on articles from Wikipedia so may not be the most accurate, but it sure is amusing.
“Most countries lead the world in something,” Doghouse Diaries artist Ray Yamartino said. “Sometimes good things, sometimes not so good things, and sometimes funny things. This map shows what each country does best compared to all other countries.”
Here are some of the highlights:
Russia: Raspberries and nuclear warheads
Cameroon: Killer lakes
Mongolia: Velociraptor bones
US: Death by lawnmower
Mexico: Getting struck by lightning
South Africa: Ostriches
Finland: Coffee-drinking
Spain: Cocaine use
Canada: Maple syrup and asteroid impacts
New Zealand: Sheep and rugby
Malaysia: Caves
Greenland: Personal space
Ireland: Highest quality of life
Democratic Republic of Congo: Pygmy chimpanzees
Cambodia: Longest alphabet
India: Movies
South Pole: Emperor penguins
Sweden: Atheism
Japan: Robots
Click here for a full-sized version of the map.
source:::: news.com.au
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A baby fills a place in your heart that you never knew was empty !!!
Are you a new parent or know someone close who is? Then you will certainly relate to these cute little happenings that every new parent experiences.
1. Long talks over the phone without your baby interrupting is impossible
2. You get super good at multitasking
3. You have to eat super fast
4. Waking up at 2 am, 4 am, 6am to feed the baby
5. The house will have an awesome baby smell
6. You will invent your own ways to deal with the baby poop thing
7. Whenever you go out, you will have to carry bags of baby stuff
8. Your constant worry – ways your baby can get hurt and how to prevent it
9. You will curse yourself when your baby slips down and gets hurt
10. You will become pro at washing their tiny clothes
11. You will high five your partner when it crosses all points in the progress sheet
12. They will do weird things and utter weird names. You will start using those names too
13. Chocolates and candies will taste better coz you’ll rarely get to eat them. All for the kid
14. You will know what’s on the cartoon channel better than the news channel
And you’ll know all their names by heart
15. You will do things you thought were dumb.
16. You will start spending less on yourself and save more for your kid
17. You will use some of your parent’s tricks on your kid
18. Your house will get messy with scattered food, toys but will get more colorful than ever
19. You punish them to correct their mistakes, but you get hurt too
20. Your laptop, phone will be filled with cute pictures & videos of your kid
21. You don’t realize how fast your kid grows
22. They will destroy things you loved, but that’s OK
23. You will die to see that look on their face when you surprise them
24. They will make you laugh like never before
“A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for”
source::: Anonymous (probably a parent) 
in Story pick site
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Three leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller’s president orders a Millers and the president of Coors orders a Coors. When it is Guinness turn to order he orders a soda. Why didn’t you order a Guinness everyone asks? Nah Guinness replies. If you guys aren’t having a beer neither will I.
source::::joke a day .com
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