
source:::::Dinamani …..Tamil Daily
natarajan

source:::::Dinamani …..Tamil Daily
natarajan
People around the world have become very lazy. I am sure World war 3 will be fought online!
Dear Onion, Dollar and Petrol;
No matter how much you rise day in and day out, I’ll always never change.
Sincerely Yours,
Salary!
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New word being considered to be incorporated in Oxford Dictionary:
Man-mohan- ed: Verb
Meaning: Silenced by a lady, especially by the self assumed more powerful woman…
Used as: My wife and I had an argument; she yelled and I Manmohaned!
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Teacher: Why the Jain community is generally very rich?
Student: Ma’m, it’s because they don’t eat onions!
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Son: Dad, tomorrow there’s a small parent meeting in the school. You must come.
Dad: What do you mean by ‘SMALL’?
son: Only you, me and the Principal!
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Gurgaon should be renamed Jamaica since most of the land is “Jamai Ka”!
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I’m getting tired of writing “Sent from my iPhone” at the end of all my e-mails.
Maybe I should just mention
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got an iPhone!
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-Every man is Narendra Modi before marriage and Manmohan Singh after marriage!
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Reality of Life:
A person is not as bad as he looks in his Aadhar Card;
And he isn’t that good as much as he looks in his Facebook picture!
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Breaking News:
The reason behind recent onion price rise revealed.
ஒரு நாள் வாகினி ஸ்டுடியோவுக்குள் நடந்து போய்க் கொண்டிருந்தேன். புரொடக்ஷன் மேனேஜர் ஜெகன்னாதன் என்னை பார்த்து, “நாகேஷ், வாகினியில் தெலுங்கு, தமிழ் என இரண்டு மொழிகளில், ஒரு படம் எடுக்கிறோம். ஜெமினி கணேசன் ஹீரோ. இன்னிக்கு எடுக்கப்போகிற காட்சியின் துவக்கத்தில், ஒரு சர்வர், டேபிளை துடைப்பது போல, ஒரு காட்சி இருக்கிறது. அந்த ஒரு ஷாட்டில் நீ நடிக்கணும். எவ்வளவு பணம் வேணும்… 500 ரூபாய் போதுமில்லையா?’ என்று கேட்டார்.
நான், “சரி’ என்றதும், காத்திருக்க சொன்னார். அப்போது, அந்தப் பக்கம், ஒரு வயதான மனிதர், தன் உடலை, வில் போல பின்னுக்கு வளைத்துக் கொண்டு, நடந்து போய்க் கொண்டிருந்தார். அவர் என் கவனத்தை ஈர்த்தார். அவர் கையில், ஒரு சிகரெட் பெட்டியும், ஒரு தீப்பெட்டியும் இருந்தது. என் குசும்பு புத்தி சும்மா இருக்குமா… கிடு கிடுவென்று, அவரிடம் போனேன். அவரது தோள் பட்டையைத் தொட்டு, “ரொம்ப கஷ்டப் பட்டு, சிகரெட் பெட்டியைத் தூக்கிக்கிட்டு போறது போல இருக்கு. என்கிட்ட வேணும்ன்னா கொடுங்க. நான் எடுத்து கிட்டுவர்றேன்…’ என்றேன். அவர், “ஹா… ஹா’ என்று, சுருக்கமாக சிரித்துவிட்டு, தன் பின்னோக்கிய, வில் நடையைத் தொடர்ந்தார்..
சிறிது நேரத்தில், எனக்கு அழைப்பு வந்தது. செட்டுக்குள் போனேன். ஜெகன்னாதன், “ஒரு முறை, ஒத்திகை பார்த்துக் கொள்ளலாம்’ என்றார்.
நான், ஒரு சிறு டவலை வாங்கி, தோளில் போட்டு, தட்டு, டம்ளர்கள் போடுகிற பக்கெட்டை எடுத்துக் கொண்டேன். டேபிளில் இருந்த ஒரு டம்ளரை, மேலே தூக்கிப் போட்டுவிட்டு, அந்த டேபிளை சுத்தம் செய்துவிட்டு, மறுபக்கம் வேகமாக வந்து கீழே விழப்போகும் டம்ளரை, லாவகமாக பக்கெட்டில் பிடித்துக் கொண்டேன்.
“சபாஷ், ரொம்ப நல்லா நடிக்கிறியேப்பா…’ என்று, ஒரு குரல் கேட்டது… செட்டுக்கு வெளியே, ஒருவரின், நடையைக் கேலி பண்ணினேனே… அதே மனிதர்! வாகினி ஸ்டுடியோ அதிபரான சக்ரபாணி. “சார் கொஞ்ச நேரத்துக்கு முன், நீங்க நடந்து வந்துகிட்டிருந்த போது, யாருன்னு தெரியாம உங்களைக் கேலி செய்துட்டேன். தயவு செய்து, மன்னிச்சிடுங்க…’ என்று, காலில் விழாத குறையாக, கெஞ்சினேன்.
“அதை நான் எப்பவோ மறந்தாச்சு… நீ ரொம்ப நல்லா நடிக்கிறியே…’ என்றவர், அடுத்தபடியாக, “உனக்கு எவ்வளவு பணம் பேசியிருக்கு?’ என்று கேட்டார். 500 ரூபாய் என்றார் ஜெகன்னாதன்.
“தமிழ்ல நடிக்கத்தானே, 500 ரூபாய் பேசியிருக்கு. நீயே தெலுங்கிலேயும், இந்த காட்சியை பண்ணிடு. இரண்டுக்குமா சேர்த்து, 1000 ரூபாய் வாங்கிக்கோ…’ என்றார். எனக்கு நடப்பது எல்லாம் கனவா, நிஜமா என்ற, சந்தேகம் வந்து விட்டது. தமிழ், தெலுங்கு இரண்டு படங்களின் காட்சிகள் எடுக்கப் பட்டன.
புரொடக்ஷன் மேனேஜர் ஜெகன்னாதனைக் கூப்பிட்டு, 1000 ரூபாய்க்கு, செக் எழுதிக் கொண்டு வரச் சொன்னார்.
நான், “சார் சார் செக்கெல்லாம் வேணாம்…’ என்றேன். என்னைப் பார்த்து சிரித்தபடி, “வாகினி பெரிய கம்பெனி. செக்கெல்லாம் திரும்பி வராது; பயப்படாதே…’ என்றார்.
“அதுக்கு இல்லை சார்! எனக்கு அவசரமா பணம் தேவைப்படுது. அதனால், பணமா கொடுத்தீங்கன்னா ரொம்ப சவுகரியமா இருக்கும்…’ என்றேன்.
“அப்படியா… சரி’ என்று சொல்லி, ஜெகன்னாதனிடம், “காரில் இவரை அழைச்சிட்டு நேரே பேங்குக்குப் போய், செக்கை பணமா மாத்தி, கொடுத்துவிடு. இவரையும், இவரது இடத்தில் கொண்டு போய் விட்டு விட்டு வா…’ என்றார்.
அந்த ஆயிரம் ரூபாயை, என் வாழ்வில் மறக்கவே முடியாது. அந்தப் பணத்தில், ஒரு பட்டுப் புடவை, ஒரு தாலி, பிரவுன் கலரில் ஒரு பேண்ட் வாங்கி, நான் காதலித்த ரெஜினாவை பதிவுத் திருமணம் செய்து கொண்டேன்.
— “சிரித்து வாழ வேண்டும்’ நூலில் நடிகர் நாகேஷ்.
source:::::Dinamalar…Sunday Varamalar
natarajan
Udhaseena (detachment marked by renunciation) is a state that is neither complacence nor indifference. It means detachment from good as well as bad. I will explain this with an illustration: When a thorn gets into your foot, you use another thorn to remove the first one. After this you will have to discard both the thorns. You should not keep with you the second thorn though it has helped you in removing the first thorn. This is how you must gradually renounce the good and the bad. We should gradually cut down our relationship with the world. Most importantly do not enter into activities that induce unnecessary relationships, for that will prove detrimental to one’s welfare.

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama’s new health care package.
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter”.
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
source:::::input from a friend of mine
natarajan

1.Shuklambaradaram Vishnum,
Sasi varnam chathur bujam,
Prasannavadanam dhyayeth,
Sarva Vigna upasanthaye.
Dressed in white you are,
Oh, all pervading one,
And glowing with the colour of moon.
With four arms, you are, the all knowing one
I meditate on your ever-smiling face,
And pray, Remove all obstacles on my way.
2.Sri Kantho mathulo yasya,
Janani sarva mangala,
Janaka sankaro deva,
Tham vande Kunjarananam.
I salute the elephant faced one,
Whose uncle is Lord Vishnu.
Mother is Goddess Parvathi,
And father is the God Shiva.
3.Yasya dwiratha vakthradhya,
Parishadhya para satham,
Vignam nignanthi sathatham,
Vishwaksenam thamasraye.
I surrender to the God Vishwaksena,
Whose face has two tusks,
Who has several hundreds of followers,
And who always removes obstacles.
4.Ramapathi padambhoja ,
Pari shuratha manasam,
Senapathim aham vande ,
Vishwaksenam nirantharam.
I salute always the Commander in chief,
Visvaksena whose mind is opened up,
By the lotus like feet of the consort of Lakshmi.
5.Bhagawan nama samrajya ,
Lakshmi sarvasva vigraham,
Srimath Bodhendra yogeendra ,
Desikendram upasmahe.
In the land of the names of God,
The one who pervades everywhere,
Is the king of Yogis, Bhodendra ,
Who is the king of teachers ,
And I bow to him.
6.Eese thasya cha naamaani pra vimalam jnanam dayor orjitham,
Prema prema cha thath pareshu virathischanyanthara sarvathra cha,
Eesekshaa karunaa cha yasya niyathaa, vruthi ssrithasyapi yam,
Tham vande nara roopa manthakaripum , Sri Venkatesam Gurum.
I salute the great teacher Venkatesa who has a human form and is the enemy of death,
By taking up whose name which is greatly holy we would be lead to wisdom and mercy,
And whose love for God would completely spread everywhere,
And by whose mercy from God and his routine the wealth will increase.
7.Bhagavan nama bodhendra ,
Sridaryathma vigraham,
Srimath Venkataramakhya ,
Desikendramupasmahe
I salute the king of teachers ,
Who is the king for teaching the names of Gods,
Who has the perfect form of Sridhara,
And that of Sri Venkatrama.
8.Nama samrajya roopaanaam,
Bodhendra Sridharathmanaam,
Pranaamam ye prakurvanthi,
Thesham aapi namo nama.
My salutations and salutations to him,
Who is the form of the names of God
Which is taught as right by the,
Souls of Bodhendra and Sridhara.
9.Prahladha , Narada , Parasara , Pundareeka,
Vyasa, Ambareesha , Sukha, Sounaka, Bheeshma, Dhalbyaan,
Rukmangadha ,Arjuna, Vasishta, Vibheeshanaadheen,
Punyanimaan Parama Bhagwathan smarami.
I meditate on the greatly holy ones who have done auspicious acts,
Like Prahladha, Narada, Parasara, Pundareeka,
Vyasa, Ambareesha , Sukha , Sounaka, Dhalabhya,
Rukmangadha , Arjuna , Vasishta and Vibheeshana.
10.Yethan nirvidhyamanam,
Icha thama kuthobhayam,
Yoginaam nrupa nirneetham,
Harer namanu keerthanam.
Even for those who are not educated,
He gives protection to those who desire,
And is considered as the king among Yogis,
Because of singing the names of Hari.
11.Harer namaiva, namaiva ,
Namaiva mama jeevanam,
Kalou nasthyeva nasthyeva ,
Nasthyeva gather anyadha,
My life is the names, names ,
And names of Hari only,
In the Kali age there is no,
There is no other support to us.
12.Visrujya lajjam yo adheethe,
Mannaa maani nirantharam,
Kula koti samayuktho,
Labathe mamakam patham.
He who leaves out his shyness studies
With eagerness always accepts me ,
Would get my place along with,
Crores of his clan members.
13.Vishnor ganam cha Nrutham cha ,
Natanam cha viseshatha ,
Brahman Brahmana jatheenaam,
Karthavyam nithya karma vath.
The Brahmin who sings and acts about Vishnu,
Specially dances would be daily,
Doing the duty of a Brahmin properly.
14.Kalakshebho na karthavya ,
Ksheenam aayu kshane kshane ,
Yamasya karuna nasthi,
Karthvyam Hari Keerthanam.
Due to duties and routine acts ,
The span of life regularly goes down,
As Lord Yama does not show any mercy,
So make the singing of Hari as your duty.
15.Naaham vasami vaikunte ,
Na Yogi hrudaye ravou,
Mad bhaktha yathra gayanthi,
Thathra thishtami Narada.
Oh Narada , I do not live in Vaikunta,
Nor do I live in the heart of great yogis,
For I stay and live in the place ,
Where my devotees sing about me.
16.Kale dosha nidhe , rajan,
Asthi hyekho mahan guna,
Keerthanad yeva krishnayai,
Muktha bandha param vrajeth.
Those Kali age is treasure of the bad things,
It has a very great property,
By singing about Lord Krishna,
You can get rid of ties and attain salvation.
17.Kalou kalmasha chithaanaam,
Papa dravyopa jeevinaam,
Vidhi kriyaa viheenaanam,
Gathir Govinda keerthanam.
In the age of Kali for people with bad thoughts,
For people who eke their livelihood by sins,
And for those who do not follow recommended rituals,
The only way out is Singing about Govinda.
18.Dhyayan krutha yajna yagnai,
Threthayaam dwapare archayan,
Yadapnothi , thadapnothi,
Kalou samgeerthya kesavam.
The effect of meditating in Krutha age,
Doing fire sacrifices in Thretha age,
And doing worship in Dwapara age,
Can be easily attained by oneself,
By singing names of Kesava in Kali age.
19.Namno asthi yavathee Shakthi,
Papa nirharane Hare,
Thavath karthum na saknothi,
Pathakam pathaki jana.
There is no power like your name,
Oh Hari to remove the effect of sins,
For those who do it will not be able,
To do sinful deeds , in spite of being sinners.
20.Harir harathi paapani,
Dushta chithair api smrutha,
Anichayapi samsprushta,
Dhathyeva hi pavaka.
The Hari will destroy all sins,
Even though a bad one remembers him,
In spite of doing it without any will,
And he would make him pure.
21.Smruthe sakala kalyana,
Bajanam yathra jayathe,
Purushastha majam nithyam,
Vrujami saranam harim.
Just by remembering him ,
Would result in all that is good,
And those who remember him without fail ,
Hari would give him protection .
22.Aalodya sarva sasthrani,
Vicharya cha puna puna,
Itham yekam sunishpannam,
Dhyaye yo narayana ssada.
Even by studying all Sasthras deeply,
And again and again doing research in them,
You come to one good conclusion,
Always meditate on Narayana.
23.Namsthvanthaya sahasra moorthaye,
Sahasra padakshi siroru behave,
Sahasra namne purushaya saswathe,
Sahasra kodi yuga dharine nama.
Salutations to thee oh lord,
Who runs the immeasurable time,
Of thousand crore yugas,
Who has no end,
Who has thousand names,
Who has thousand forms,
Who has thousand feet,
Who has thousand eyes,
Who has thousand heads,
Who has thousand arms,
And Who is always there.
24.Prahlada bhaga dheyam ,
Nigama mahadror guhantharadheyam,
Narahari padabhidheyam,
Vibhudha vidheyam mamanu sandheyam.
He who is the fate of Prahlada,
Who is dealt inside the cave of the great Vedas
Who took the form of man lion,
Who is amenable to the wise,
Is the subject of my deep study.
25.Yo danda karanya nisacharendran ,
Kodanda leelaa vishayee chakara,
Vedanda sundayatha bahu danda,
Kodanda pani kuladaivatham na.
The deity of my clan is the one who holds the Kodanda,
Who playing with that bow Kodanda , killed ,
Several asuras who moved at night in Dandakaraya,
And with his hands as weapons killed,
The mighty elephant which had its trunk as weapon.
26.Krishna kartothu kalyanam,
Kamsa kunjara kesari,
Kalindhi jala kallola ,
Kolahala kuthoohali.
The Krishna who is the lion to the elephant called Kamsa,
Who made the hostile water of Kalindi ,
Into a joy filled loud noise and brought auspiciousness.
27.Sri sesha saila suniketana divyamoorthe ,
Narayanachyutha hare nalinayathaksha,
Leela kadaksha pari rakshitha sarva loka,
Sri Venkatesa mama dehi karavalambam.
Please give me the protection of your hands, Lord Venkatesa,
Whose divine form has its abode in the Sesha Mountain,
Who is Narayana, Achyutha and Hari and has lotus like eyes,
And who protects all the worlds with a playful sidelong glance.
28.SAma charana sarojam , sandhra neelambhudabham,
Jagana nihitha panim mandanam mandanaanaam,
Tharuna Thulasi malakandharam kanja nethram,
Sadhaya davala hasam vittalam chinthayami.
I meditate on that Vittala with a feet , similar to the lotus flower,
Who is of the colour of the dense blue cloud,
Who Keeps his arms on his hips and has very joyful decorative face,
Who is a lad wearing the garland of ocimum , with smoke coloured eyes,
And Who sports a merciful pure smile .
29.Krishna krishnethi bashantham,
Suswaram srumanoharam,
Yathi vesha daram soumyam,
Sri Chaithanyam namamyaham.
I salute the Sri Chaithanya ,
Who keeps on chanting Krishna, Krishna,
Who has a sweet bewitching voice ,
And who is likable and wears the dress of a saint.
30.Sarva kalyani dadadaaram,
Sarva aapad Ghana vaarakam,
Apara karuna moorthim,
Anjaneyam namamyaham.
I salute hanuman , the son of Anjaneya,
Who grants all types of auspiciousness,
Who saves us from all sort of dangers ,
And is the personification of great mercy.
31.Budhir balam yaso dairyam,
Nirbhsyathwam aroghadhaa,
Ajadyam vak paduthwam cha ,
Hanumath smaranath bhaveth.
By meditating o9n Lord Hanuman , you get,
Intelligence, strength , fame , bravery,
Fearlessness , freedom from disease,
Active nature and versatility in talk.
32.Dhoorikrutha seetharthi,
Pragadikrutha Rama vaibhava spoorthi,
Daritha dasamukha keerthi,
Puratho mama pathu hanumatho moorthi.
Let me protected in front by Lord Hanuman,
Who wants to drive away problems of Sita,
Who is interested in telling about greatness of Rama,
And who is interested in removing fame of Ravana.
Sri Sita Lakshmana, Bharatha , Shathrugna ,
Hanmath samedha Sri Ramachandraya parama guruve nama
Salutations to the great teacher Ramachandra surrounded by
Sita, Lakshmana, Bharatha, Shatrugna and Hanuman
Sri Radha Rukmani SAthyabhama Samedha
Sri Gopala Krishna Parabrahmane nama
Salutations to the divine God Gopalakrishna,
Surrounded by Radha, Rukhmani and Sathyabhama.
Swasthyasthu
Let there be peace
SAmastha mangalani santhu
Let all auspiciousness occur
Loka Samastha sukhino bhavanthu
Let all the people of this world have a pleasurable life.
(While reciting/singing the sequence may change)
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Malala Yousafzai, the 16-year-old Pakistani advocate for womens rights and access to education, appeared on the Daily Show last night, ahead of Friday’s pending announcement for the 2013 recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.
Her answer to one of Jon Stewart’s questions left him speechless.
An outspoken critic of the Taliban’s tactics in her native Swat Valley from a young age, Malala was the subject of an attempted assassination at the hands of a Taliban gunman because she was unafraid to speak out.
Then, at just 14 years old, a Talib fighter boarded her bus, pointed a pistol at her head, and pulled the trigger. But she survived, made a full recovery in England, and has become and transformative figure in human rights.
Now, she is poised to become the youngest Nobel Peace laureate ever.
In the key moment of the interview, Stewart asked her how she reacted when she learned that the Taliban wanted her dead. Her answer was absolutely remarkable (emphasis added):
I started thinking about that, and I used to think that the Talib would come, and he would just kill me. But then I said ‘if he comes, what would you do Malala?’ then I would reply to myself, ‘Malala, just take a shoe and hit him.’ But then I said ‘if you hit a Talib with your shoe, then there would be no difference between you and the Talib. You must not treat others with cruelty and that much harshly, you must fight others but through peace and through dialogue and through education.’ Then I said I will tell him how important education is and that ‘I even want education for your children as well,’ and I will tell him, ‘that’s what I want to tell you, now do what you want.’
source:::::BusinessInsider Australia
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