Joke of the Day… “Why They Were Fighting Each Other over 25 cents…”!!!

A guy took his girl friend to her first Longhorn football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied,

“Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: get the quarterback. Get the quarterback! It’s only 25 cents!

source::::joke a day.com

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This is Not a Parrot …. But a Woman !!!

Bird spotter

A picture that requires a double take: this parrot is in fact a female model who posed for ‘world bodypainting champion’ Johannes Stötter. The Italian artist – whose frog imagewas an Internet hit – spent weeks planning the transformation, taking four hours to paint his subject with ink. The model’s arm forms the parrot’s head and beak, and her legs form the wing and tail feathers.

source::::bbc.com

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” பாரதி என்றாலே பிரமிப்பு …” !!!

பாரதி அன்பர்கள் மத்தியில் பரவலாக எழும் ஐயப்பாடுகளில் ஒன்று, “வெள்ளிப் பனிமலையின் மீதுலாவுவோம்’ என்கிற பாடலில் வரும் “பள்ளித் தலமனைத்துங் கோயில் செய்குவோம்’ என்கிற வரி பற்றியது.

தமிழகத்தைப் பற்றிக் குறிப்பிடும்போது, “கல்வியிற் சிறந்த தமிழ்நாடு’ என்று குறிப்பிடுபவர் பாரதி. கலைவாணியைத் துதித்துப் பாடும் “வெள்ளைத் தாமரைப் பூவிலிருப்பாள்’ பாடலில் கூட,

bharathi“”வீதிதோறும் இரண்டொரு பள்ளி;
நாடு முற்றிலும் உள்ள வூர்கள்
நகர்களெங்கும் பலபல பள்ளி;
தேடு கல்வியிலாத தொரூரைத்
தீயி னுக்கிரையாக மடுத்தல்”
என்றும்,
“”அன்ன சத்திரம் ஆயிரம் வைத்தல்
ஆலயம் பதி னாயிரம் நாட்டல்
பின்ன ருள்ள தருமங்கள் யாவும்
பெயர்வி ளங்கி ஒளிர நிறுத்தல்,
அன்ன யாவினும் புண்ணியங் கோடி
ஆங்கோர் ஏழைக் கெழுத்தறி வித்தல்”-
என்றும் பாடிய மகாகவி பாரதி, எப்படி, எதற்காகப் பள்ளித் தலமனைத்தும் கோயில் செய்குவோம்’ என்று பாடினார்? இந்தக் கேள்விக்கு விடை தெரிந்தவர்கள் விட்டு விடுங்கள். தெரியாத பெருவாரியானவர்கள் மட்டும் மேலே படியுங்கள்.
இது குறித்து கவிஞர் வாலி கூறுகையில், தமிழ்ப்பா’வை மணந்த தமிழ்ப் பாவை என்று மகாகவி பாரதியின் மனைவி செல்லம்மா பாரதிக்குப் புகழாரம் சூட்டியிருக்கிறார் கவிஞர் வாலி.

“”ஒருத்தி, ஒரு, செருக்கனோடு வாழலாம்; தருக்கனோடு வாழலாம்; சினப் பெருக்கனோடு வாழலாம், கெட்டவருக்கனோடு வாழலாம்! ஆனால், எப்போதும் எதையேனும் கிறுக்கு கிறுக்கென்று கிறுக்கும் கிறுக்கனோடு வாழ்தலென்பது தலையைக் கிறுகிறுக்க வைக்கும் விஷயம்!” என்று தனக்கே உரித்தான வார்த்தை வித்தகத்தால் செல்லம்மா பாரதியின் சித்திரத்தை எழுத்தில் வடித்திருக்கும், கவிஞர் வாலியின் கரம் பிடித்துக்கை வலிக்க வலிக்கக் குலுக்க வேண்டும் போலிருக்கிறது!
நான் முதலில் எழுப்பியிருந்த கேள்விக்கு பதிலும் தந்திருக்கிறார் அந்த நடைச் சித்திரத்தில். “”அடியேன் அறிந்தவரை

அதற்கான அர்த்தம் யாதென்றுரைப்பேன். பாரதி – பள்ளித் தலமென்று பள்ளிக்கூடத்தைக் குறிப்பிட்டிருக்க மாட்டான். அது, ஏற்கெனவே கலைமகள் கொலுவிருக்கும் கோயில்தானே!

அவன் குறிப்பிட்டது யாதெனில், பள்ளரும் அவர்தம் பத்தினிமார்களான பள்ளிகளும் இருக்கும் சேரியைத்தான்!” என்று விளக்குகிறார் கவிஞர் வாலி.

“”அசிங்கமும் அருவருப்பும் பாராமல், ஊர்ப்பணி ஆற்றும் உத்தமர்தம் உறைவிடத்தை ஆலயமாக்க விரைந்த முதல் ஆசாமி – அந்த முண்டாசுக்காரன்தான்!”

பாரதி என்றாலே பிரமிப்பு!!!

 

source::::Vanishree Sivakumar in Dinamani blogspot.com

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Joke of the Day…” Can You Guess my Age ” !!!

 

Andy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks her husband – “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t know me, what age would you say I am?”
Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,…

“Judging from your skin, twenty;

your hair, eighteen;
and your figure, twenty five.“
“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying:  “WHOA, hold on there sweety…
I haven’t added them up yet!“
source::::ba-ba mail site
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How Amitabh Bachchan ‘saved’ an AFP journo

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SUDHEENDRA KULKARNI writes: “Hi Sudheen, how are you?” the caller on my mobile phone asked me the day after I landed in Cairo last month. It was an Indian voice, also somewhat familiar, but I couldn’t quite connect the voice with the name.

It was Jay Deshmukh, a colleague with whom I had worked together many years ago ─ indeed, in the early 1990s ─ in The Sunday Observer and the Business & Politics Observer in Mumbai (Bombay then). I had lost contact with him after I moved to Delhi and I least expected to receive a phone call from him in Cairo of all the places.

Jay had come to know about my arrival in Cairo from the email sent out to mediapersons by the Indian embassy in Egypt, which had organised my talk on ‘Mahatma Gandhi in the Internet Age’ the following day.

We met the…

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Message for the Day…” God alone Loves You without Expecting Anything in Return…”

Not by work or wealth or progeny, but only by sacrifice can one attain immortality. All the scriptures explain the value of sacrifice. Understand its inner significance and practice it. Devotion should not be confined to visiting temples and saluting God therein. Devotion exists everywhere. Wherever you sit, you can utter the Name of the Lord. There is no place without Love, Love exists everywhere. Some love their mother or father, others their wife or children. There are yet others who love God. Loving God alone is true devotion. The love for any worldly person can at best be selfish – there is no one who loves another person without a selfish reason. God alone loves you without selfishness, expecting nothing in return. Therefore develop faith and devotion to God.   

Sathya Sai Baba

T.Nagar Chennai… India”s Biggest Shopping District !!!

  • This 6km  long  stretch has …..
Just like many of its shoppers,Theagaraya Nagar-reputed to be the biggest shopping district in India by revenue-could be heading for a much-needed makeover, giving national retailers a chance to set up shop alongside established regional players in this much sought-after area.

For long, this 6 km-long stretch has been the heart of shopping not only for Tamil Nadu, but also the whole of South India.

By some estimates, the shops in T Nagar-a majority of them selling textiles or gold jewelry-are together hitting revenues of nearly 20,000 crore every year. The official estimates put it much lower at over Rs 10,000 crore, but this is still double that of New Delhi’s Connaught Place, Linking Road in Mumbai and Bangalore’s Brigade Road which clock Rs 4,000-6,000 crore.

This has led to retailers flocking to this area, resulting in buildings with poor planning and facilities. The scene on the roads is worse; traffic jams are the norm and even on a lean day about 2 lakh pedestrians traverse the roads around Panagal Park, the central part of T Nagar.

“It’s the mecca of retail,” said India’s largest retailer Kishore Biyani of Future Group, which has over 17 million square feet of retail space in the country and more than two dozen brands. But it still hasn’t managed to open a single door at the main T Nagar junction. “We are working on a strategy for Chennai and you can’t ignore T Nagar. But getting space there has always been the only issue.”

It is to address such concerns that the city’s municipal corporation has tied up with real estate advisory firm Jones Lang LaSalle to work out a proposal to redevelop the area and make shopping there a more pleasant experience.

But at the same time they want to preserve what is good. “There are old shopping buildings that have become a heritage and we want to preserve that,” said A Shankar, local director of strategic consulting at Jones Lang LaSalle. Some of the suggestions to improve the area include creating a plaza for the hawkers and building skywalks connecting the nearest railway station and bus stand.

Other ideas are constructing multi-level parking lots and ‘pedestrianisation’ of the retail core area around Panagal Park, where about a million shoppers crowd during festivals and other busy periods.

It would be hard for a visitor today to T Nagar-named after one of the founders of the Justice Party, a precursor to other Dravidian parties-to believe that less than a hundred years ago it was all paddy fields. Nalli’s was the first showroom to appear in 1928 and soon other establishments followed.

“Nalli started as a baby here and now it has spread its roots to others parts of the country. This first store is what helped the firm grow to what it is today and venture into newer areas like jewellery,” Nalli Kuppuswamy Chetty said in a recent meeting with ET.

Though the five radial roads that lead to Panagal Park are wide, the pace of T Nagar’s growth took everyone, including the authorities, by surprise. Buildings mushroomed rapidly and the area soon became as popular for its congestion as for its wares.

source::::Economic Times

natarajan…Resident of T.NAGAR Chennai

A Cinema in the Middle of Desert !!!

What is this strange structure sitting in the middle of the desert? Could it be an alien

What is this strange structure sitting in the middle of the desert? Could it be an alien colony or perhaps the weirdest cinema we’ve ever seen. Picture: Picture Media Source: Supplied

SITTING in the middle of a vast desert, an abandoned cinema is still waiting for its first movie to be screened.

It has been over a decade since the outdoor cinema was built in the southern tip of the Sinai Peninsula in Egypt, at the bottom of a desert mountain range.

Now the 150 wooden seats are weathered and worn by the apocalyptic surroundings, and remain empty.

The screen’s foundations stand broken and the building housing the generator and projector has been left crumbling.

The End of the World cinema has ample seating but nobody has ever seen a film here. Pictu

The End of the World cinema has ample seating but nobody has ever seen a film here. Picture: Picture Media Source:Supplied

This abandoned cinema was photographed by Kaupo Kikkas, 31, after he visited the region and heard about the unique destination while travelling through Egypt.

The Estonian photographer says, “It’s known as the ‘End of the World’ cinema.

“While I was there I had an extraordinarily strong feeling of loneliness, in many ways.”

Built in 2000, the cinema is said to have been created by an anonymous Frenchman, who purchased materials and equipment from Cairo.

Materials were reportedly bought from an old cinema. Picture: Picture Media

Materials were reportedly bought from an old cinema. Picture: Picture Media Source: Supplied

The site of the cinema is 12 miles from the nearest town, Sharm el-Sheikh.

Kaupo says, “I heard he bought original old seats and projection equipment from an old cinema, before returning to Sinai to create his desert cinema.”

“But, on the day of the premiere, everything went wrong. Apparently, the local authorities were unhappy about the cinema’s construction and the Frenchman’s enthusiasm and spirit.”

“Before a film was screened the electricity generator was sabotaged and as a result the cinema was shut down.”

“No films were ever screened at the ‘End of the World’ cinema.”

source::::news.com au

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