Words and language, more than anything, are forms of giving meaning to things. Most of what we know and understand is there thanks to language, and because of the way it is spoken or written. That is why, as we learn more languages, we understand more and more about the world. Most of all, without language, would we still have a sense of humor?
Source….www.ba-bamail.com
Natarajan
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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her carefully, then said, “You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks … “What does that mean?”
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!” She beamed at him happily and said: “Oh, that’s so lovely! But what about I, J and K?“He said, “Just Kidding!” Bottomline….
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his nose and teeth !!!!
Source….www.ba-bamail.com
Natarajan
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Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, and said we are here. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would have realized the car didn’t move an inch. So what was that for, he asked. Control your speed next time, you almost killed us….
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After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which
conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during
the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct
the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form
what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets
before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of
humor!
Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as
submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance
engineers.
(P = the problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = the solution and action taken by the engineers.)
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what they’re there for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you’re right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
Source….www.joke a day.com
Natarajan
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Three women and three men are traveling by train to a conference.
At the station, the three men each buy tickets and watch as the three women buy only a single ticket. ”How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks one of the guys. ”Watch and you’ll see,” answers a woman.
 All of them board the train. The men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, “Ticket, please.” The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.The men saw this and agreed it was a clever idea. So after the conference, the men decide to copy the women on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the women don’t buy a ticket at all..
”How are you going to travel without a ticket?” says one of the perplexed men.”Watch and you’ll see,” is the answer. When they board the train the three men cram into a restroom and the three women cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the women leaves her restroom and walks over to the restroom where the men are hiding. She knocks on the door and says in a low voice, “Ticket, please.”
source…www.ba-bamail.com
Natarajan
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Animals Going for a Free Ride! |
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| This racoon was scared out of the brush by approaching humans, who took an unforgettable photo of it riding a crocodile! Thankfully, the brave little traveller got off its dangerous boat before anything happened.
He’s not the only one going for a daring free ride, though. There are at least few more animals just as opportunistic, scroll down to see their hilarious photos!
Richard Jones
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The crocodile that Bengaluru residents found on a main street.
Commuters in Bengaluru were somewhat startled to discover a crocodile on a main street.
Till they realized that the reptile wasn’t real.
The life-sized croc was created by a local artist named Baadal Nanjundaswamy, who wanted to protest a giant pot hole that has not been fixed in the northern part of the city for days. On Thursday, he painted the area around his crocodile to look like a pond.
“Everyone has the potential to express themselves in his or her own way. This is my way of communicating a grievance,” the artist told The Indian Express.
The 36-year-old tagged local city officials and the police to the images that he posted on social media. The pothole was covered up today,reports ABP news.
The pothole has been fixed by authorities, the artist posted on Facebook today)
Source…www.ndtv.com
Natarajan
LIGHTER SIDE OF OF A SCHOOL MESSAGE …a joke to be relished and appreciated in the right spirit
source…..www.ba-bamail.com
Natarajan
இடியாப்பத்தின் வாழ்வு தனை நூடுல்ஸ் கவ்வும்
மீண்டும் முடிவில் இடியாப்பம் வெல்லும் …”
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மனைவி:::: ராத்திரி மேகி ஓகேவா …?
கணவன் …..அது சாப்பிடக் கூடாதாம் …பேப்பர் பாக்கலையா ?
மனைவி…ஐயோ …சரி ..சரி… உப்புமா பண்ணவா /
கணவன் ….போற உசிரு மேகிலேயே போகட்டும் …!!!
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source…www.kumudam.com
Natarajan
A guy bought a new fridge for his house.To get rid of his old fridge (still working), he put it in his front yard and hung a Sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it.’For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.So he changed the sign to read: ‘Fridge for sale $50.’The next day someone stole it!…………….One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted…..“Look at that dead bird!”Someone looked up at the sky and said…”Where?”……………….While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning.She asked, ‘Does the sun rise in the north?’My brother explained that the sun rises in the eastAnd has for some time. She shook her head and said,‘Oh, I don’t keep up with all that stuff……’,………….Source….Input from a friend of mineNatarajan
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