Joke of the Day…” I Won… I Won……” !!!

The Blonde Gambler…

A beautiful Swedish blonde walks into a Vegas casino and goes straight to the roulette table. She smiles to the two dealers and bets $20,000 on one spin.
“I hope you don’t mind,” she says in a dreamy voice, “but I feel much luckier naked…” and she peeled off all her clothes, staying completely naked.  “Come on, baby, mommy needs a new set of clothes!”
blond
The roulette wheel stops on 13. “I won I WON!!!” Shouts the blonde and jumps in the air in excitement
She collects the winnings and her clothes, hugs the dealers and disappears.
The two dealers looked at each other in shock, until one of them pulled himself together and ask: “Did she bet on 13?”
I don’t know,” said the other dealer. “I thought you were looking…
Conclusions:
 
1. Not every gamble relies on luck.
2. Not all blondes are stupid.
3. But men – are always MEN!
Source…..www.ba-bamail.com
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Joke for the day….” She can Love you too…”!!!

A man thanked God for giving him a good wife.
He asked God,
“why did u make my wife so loving & caring?”
God replied: “so that u love her”
The man further asked:
“Why did u make her so beautiful and gorgeous?”
God replied: “so that u love her”
The man again asked:
“Why did u make her an amazing cook?”
God replied: “so that u love her”
The man then angrily asked:
“But then why did u make her such a fool?”
God said: “so that she can love you too…! “
Source…..input from a friend of mine…
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A Lion on the Receiving End ….!!!

 

The lion, the prey and the tree.

The lion, the prey and the tree. Source: Getty Images

HERE’S a real-life cowardly lion!

A man on safari holiday captured these amazing images of a big cat turning from hunter to hunted as it fled from stampeding water buffalo and climbed a tree for safety in Kenya.

The lion had been stalking a newborn calf but soon realised it was outnumbered by a protective herd.

“All of a sudden, literally out of nowhere, a male lion sprang out from his hiding place hightailing for a nearby tree with the buffalo now starting to give chase,” said Charles Comyn, 63, who was visiting the Maasai Mara National Reserve with his wife. “It didn’t take long before the lion had scrambled up the tree, fearing for its life.”

Hold on tight!

Hold on tight! Source: Getty Images

The water buffalo weren’t about to give the lion a free pass, and waited out the big scaredy cat as it gradually lost its grip on the branch.

“The marauding buffalo circled below, smelling the lion,” Comyn told Barcroft Media. “They were not going to let it get away”

Talk about clingy.

Talk about clingy. Source: Getty Images

As it lost balance on the tree, the lion summoned one more burst of courage.

The lion let out a mighty snarl, jumped off the tree and bolted to safety. It sprinted toward Comyn and then dashed into nearby brush with its life.

Cowardly Lion Climbs A Tree To Escape Herd Of Buffalo

My, how the tables have turned. Source: Getty Images

“It was a hair-tingling moment,” Comyn said. “The lion could not hang for long — one could really sense that he was almost doomed — so he had to make another attempt to flee.”

It was only after the dust settled, that Comyn realised this showdown was over a newborn calf.

At last, he breaks free.

At last, he breaks free. Source: Getty Images

“Very quickly the buffalo resumed their early morning grazing. It was only then that we spotted the newly born calf in the middle of the herd, which they obviously had been protecting from the lion who possibly had spotted a potential ’light‘ breakfast,” the holiday-maker said.

“What a magical, unforgettable and, as we later learned, unheard of occurrence.”

The “King of the Jungle” was left with his tail between his legs after escaping the herd.

The “King of the Jungle” was left with his tail between his legs after escaping the herd. Source: Getty Images

This story originally appeared on the NY Post.

Source….www.news.com.au

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Joke of the Day…Letter of Apology…!!!

Santosha Sundaran is a university student in Mumbai. The Lecturer ordered him to write an apology letter showing why he did not submit an assignment.
Dear Lecturer,

I am sorry I could not do the homework on time because I was tired after watching television.

Thank you..
The Lecturer warns him to write a formal letter with formal English or reflective of a university student lest he be punished.

This is what Santosha Sundaran wrote

Dear knowledge conduit,
My sovereign persona is thoroughly apologetic for my sordid academic behavioural inactivity or academic hibernation as regards the assignment.

Unfortunately, our smart Samsung HDTV was visually competitive in relation to the assignment, prompting me to fall prey to its seduction to the detriment of the assignment.

Ultimately, my exhaustion directed my nocturnally loyal body to my bed thereby rendering me half dead albeit still breathing in the process.

Best Regards.
Santosha Sundaran

Source….www.jokes.siliconindia.com

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joke for the Day…” How Much for a Season Pass…” !!!

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?”

At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, “How much for a season pass?”

Source….www.joke a day.com

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For Fun …Age No Bar…!!!

Couples with a Sense of Adventure

Some senior citizens like to take life slowly, and some don’t realize their age. Having fun should be a lifelong goal. These inspiring couples show us that you’re never too old to go on an adventure and that fun should be a lifelong pursuit. Not only are these images bursting with life, but they are filled with love and a healthy sense of humor.

elderly couples having fun

 

elderly couples having fun

elderly couples having fun

 

elderly couples having fun

 

elderly couples having fun

 

elderly couples having fun

elderly couples having fun

 

elderly couples having fun

 

elderly couples having fun

 

elderly couples having fun

elderly couples having fun

Source….www.ba-bamail.com

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” Has the Business of Living Made us Forget the First thing we Learnt …? ‘SMILE’…!!!

We Dare You to Watch This Video Without Smiling. Because, Monday

Image Courtesy: Screengrab taken from YouTube video uploaded by @Coca-Cola

This is your Monday pick-me-up – a heartwarming video that is guaranteed to put a huge smile on your face.

For their ‘Choose Happiness’ campaign, a beverage brand has compiled a montage of lots of babies, all smiling and grinning with toothless abandon. What’s more, they dare you watch it without cracking a smile yourself.

“Children smile up to 40 times more than adults every day,” it says in the video, which has gone viral with over 5.1 million views since it was posted on YouTube on May 11. “It’s the first thing we ever learn to do – before we learn to crawl, walk or talk,” it says.

Has the business of living made us forget the first thing we ever learnt?

So here’s all the help you need. Watch till the end for a real laughter-inducing experience.

Source…..www.ndtv.com

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The Epic moment….” You See What I Have to deal with …” ….Asks President Obama !!!

Caption This: That Epic Moment a Little Kid Has a Mega Tantrum in Front of Obama

In picture: The annual White House Passover Seder held last month

A President’s work is never done. Between being ribbed by Bill Cinton and shown up by FLOTUS on Twitter, Barack Obama has enough non-Presidential matters to keep him occupied without this.

‘This’ being a little kid’s full-blown temper tantrum at a White House do with POTUS, FLOTUS and other West Wing bigwigs looking on.

Take a look at this amazing image going viral all over the internet.

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The photo – of epic proportions, may we say – was taken at the annual White House Passover Seder held last month.

In the picture, little Claudia Moser lies face-down on the carpet in what parents will recognize as classic tantrum pose. What makes the picture even more adorable is the expression on Obama’s face, as if he were saying “you see what I have to deal with?”

The tantrum however has made Claudia a hit on the internet.
This isn’t the first time Obama had to deal with an unhappy under-10. (Read this: Kids Who’re Completely Unimpressed With The Most Powerful Man on Earth)

So what do you think of this picture?….!!!!

Source…..www.ndtv.com

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Jokes For the weekend…!!!

Mad men are given a test to check their mental state. The instructor draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.
They start rushing to the door but one remains sitting. The instructor goes to him and asks; “why didn’t you join the others?” He replies, “let them fight they forgot I have the keys”…..

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A drunken man walked up to a parking meter and puts in some change. The meter goes up to sixty and he says, “Hey, I lost 100 pounds!”
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A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encourage him, his teacher said, “You’ll know you’re really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French.”
The boy ran into class all excited one day, saying, “Teacher, teacher! I had a dream last night and everyone was talking in French!” “Great!” said the teacher; “what were they saying?” “I don’t know,” the boy replied; “I couldn’t understand them.”
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A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time.
At the roulette table she says, “I have no idea what number to play.”
A young, good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age.
Smiling at the man, she puts her money on number 25.
The wheel is spun, and 30 comes up.
The smile drifted from the woman’s face and she fainted.

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source….www.joke a day.com
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