Joke of the Day…” Can You Guess my Age ” !!!

 

Andy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks her husband – “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t know me, what age would you say I am?”
Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,…

“Judging from your skin, twenty;

your hair, eighteen;
and your figure, twenty five.
“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying:  “WHOA, hold on there sweety…
I haven’t added them up yet!
source::::ba-ba mail site
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Message for the Day…” God alone Loves You without Expecting Anything in Return…”

Not by work or wealth or progeny, but only by sacrifice can one attain immortality. All the scriptures explain the value of sacrifice. Understand its inner significance and practice it. Devotion should not be confined to visiting temples and saluting God therein. Devotion exists everywhere. Wherever you sit, you can utter the Name of the Lord. There is no place without Love, Love exists everywhere. Some love their mother or father, others their wife or children. There are yet others who love God. Loving God alone is true devotion. The love for any worldly person can at best be selfish – there is no one who loves another person without a selfish reason. God alone loves you without selfishness, expecting nothing in return. Therefore develop faith and devotion to God.   

Sathya Sai Baba

A Cinema in the Middle of Desert !!!

What is this strange structure sitting in the middle of the desert? Could it be an alien

What is this strange structure sitting in the middle of the desert? Could it be an alien colony or perhaps the weirdest cinema we’ve ever seen. Picture: Picture Media Source: Supplied

SITTING in the middle of a vast desert, an abandoned cinema is still waiting for its first movie to be screened.

It has been over a decade since the outdoor cinema was built in the southern tip of the Sinai Peninsula in Egypt, at the bottom of a desert mountain range.

Now the 150 wooden seats are weathered and worn by the apocalyptic surroundings, and remain empty.

The screen’s foundations stand broken and the building housing the generator and projector has been left crumbling.

The End of the World cinema has ample seating but nobody has ever seen a film here. Pictu

The End of the World cinema has ample seating but nobody has ever seen a film here. Picture: Picture Media Source:Supplied

This abandoned cinema was photographed by Kaupo Kikkas, 31, after he visited the region and heard about the unique destination while travelling through Egypt.

The Estonian photographer says, “It’s known as the ‘End of the World’ cinema.

“While I was there I had an extraordinarily strong feeling of loneliness, in many ways.”

Built in 2000, the cinema is said to have been created by an anonymous Frenchman, who purchased materials and equipment from Cairo.

Materials were reportedly bought from an old cinema. Picture: Picture Media

Materials were reportedly bought from an old cinema. Picture: Picture Media Source: Supplied

The site of the cinema is 12 miles from the nearest town, Sharm el-Sheikh.

Kaupo says, “I heard he bought original old seats and projection equipment from an old cinema, before returning to Sinai to create his desert cinema.”

“But, on the day of the premiere, everything went wrong. Apparently, the local authorities were unhappy about the cinema’s construction and the Frenchman’s enthusiasm and spirit.”

“Before a film was screened the electricity generator was sabotaged and as a result the cinema was shut down.”

“No films were ever screened at the ‘End of the World’ cinema.”

source::::news.com au

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Message For the Day…” Our Heart is like a Cup…Atmic Principle is Like Sugar In the Cup …”

Take a glass of water, at the bottom of which is sugar. Even though there is sugar in the water, as long as it remains below, the water would not taste sweet. However if you take a spoon and mix the sugar with water, now sweetness pervades the entire tumbler. It is the same with our hearts too. Our heart is like the cup. The Atmic principle is sugar and the worldly desires are the tasteless water in the cup. You drink this tasteless water of the world and say that there is no sweetness. But how can you get the taste? Only when you take the spoon of intelligence, place it inside the cup of the heart and mix with discrimination between the temporary and permanent, then sweetness pervades.   

 

Sathya Sai Baba

Jokes For the Day…!!!

A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to see if he could contact his late wife. The psychic went into a trance. A strange breeze wafted through the darkened room, and suddenly, the man heard the unmistakable voice of his dearly departed wife. “Honey!” he cried. “Is that you?” “Yes, my husband.” “Are you happy?” “Yes, my husband.” “Happier than you were with me?” “Yes, my husband.” “Then Heaven must be an amazing place!” “I’m not in Heaven, dear.”   

………………….

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, “What was that for?”
She says, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Betty Sue’ written on it.”
He says, “Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? ‘Betty Sue’ was the name of the horse I went there to bet on.” She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he’s reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, “What was that for?”
She answers, “Your horse called.”

……………….

Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair and every year Stumpy said, “Ya know, Mahtha, I’d like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane.” And every year, Martha would say “I know, Stumpy, but that aihplane ride costs ten dollahs .. and ten dollahs is ten dollahs.”
So one year Stumpy says, “By Jeebers, Mahtha, I’m 71 yeahs old, and if I don’t go this time I may nevah go.” Martha replies, “Stumpy, that there aihplane ride is ten dollahs … and ten dollahs is ten dollahs.”
So the pilot overhears then and says, “Folks, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say ONE WORD, then I won’t charge you. But just ONE WORD and it’s ten dollars.”
They agree and up they go… the pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does it one more time, and there is still no word… so he lands.
He turns to Stumpy as they come to a stop and says, “By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to holler out, but you didn’t.”
And Stumpy replies “Well, I was gonna say something when Mahtha fell out … but ten dollahs is ten dollahs.”
……………………..
source::::joke a day.com
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Joke of the Day… ” You Must be 193 years old …”!!!

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk. The lawyer said, “I don’t mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?” St. Peter replied, “Well, I’ve added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!”    

source::::joke a day.com

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Old Tech . Terminology Dies Hard !!!… Here are Few Examples …

 
You probably don’t remember the last time you actually “dialed” a phone number, but you might remember the last time you said you did.

Old terminology dies hard. Though technology changes swiftly from day to day, there are still old-fashioned terms we cling to, using them frequently even though they no longer have a relevant meaning. We “tune in” to the “tube,” all with the aid of the trusty “clicker.”

Unless you’re a Luddite exclusively using obsolete technology, you’ll recognize these nine ancient tech terms as relics of a bygone era.

1. ‘Dial’

 

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Plenty of people still say they’re “dialing” a phone number. The term goes back to the beginning of the telephone era, when phones had a rotary dial — a switchboard users needed to swing each number. Rotary phones haven’t been used for decades, but people still say they’re dialing away.

2. ‘Hanging up’

Unless you’re using a pay phone (which isn’t likely), you aren’t “hanging up” anything. That phrase refers to ending a phone call by placing a corded phone back into its holder, which, most often, literally hung on a wall. Ending a call today usually just requires the click of a button or the tap of a smartphone screen.

3. ‘Roll up/down the window’

In ye olden days, cars had a handle that you needed to rotate in order to pull the window up or down. Modern cars aren’t made with a crank anymore — they just have a button or switch that you can click upward or downward to maneuver the window direction.

4. ‘Carbon copy’

 

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This term originally referred to the days before Xeroxing, when, in order to make copies, you would need to place a sheet of carbon paper behind the original sheet so the ink transferred over.

Now, the term lives on in email (when you CC someone, you send them a “carbon copy” of your email). It’s also popular in everyday conversation, calling two similar items carbon copies of each other.

5. ‘Clicker’

Even if you don’t say this, you know someone who does. Plenty of people comfortably refer to a TV’s remote control as a clicker, because in the early days of television, the control used to make a very loud clicking sound.

6. ‘The tube’

 

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Referring to a TV as “the tube” is a sign you aren’t ready for the HD age. TVs as we know them now are flat-panel LCD wonders, whereas their predecessors were made with cathode ray tubes (hence the nickname). Tube television sets have essentially been phased out, but the name persists (and we fondly remember the nickname every time we click over to YouTube).

7. ‘Tuning in’

The phrase was popular with TV announcers when viewers had to adjust frequencies on their sets. Users literally had to ‘tune in’ to enjoy their shows. In the ultra digital age, that’s yesteryear’s problem.

8. ‘Tape’

 

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There are several ways people still use the word “tape,” but many use it when talking about recording. Using it interchangeably with the term (or “DVR-ing” or “TiVo-ing”) is a relic leftover from the glory days of actual tapes and VHS.

9. ‘Rewind’

This is essentially the universal term for reversing something to watch it again, whether it’s a YouTube video, a movie streaming on Netflix or even a DVD. However, there’s nothing to wind anymore — to rewind something requires physical tape.

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source::::;Yohana Desta in   mashable.com
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” You Have Signed The Marksheet, But You did not Give me the Grade … ” !!!

The father of our nation was too smart than this ‘gora’ chap

When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhi, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their “arguments” were very common.

One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room of the University and Gandhi came along with his tray and sat next to the professor. The professor, in his arrogance, said, “Mr Gandhi: you do not understand… a pig and a bird do not sit together to eat “, to which Gandhi replies, “You do not worry professor, I’ll fly away “, and he went and sat at another table.
Mr. Peters, green with rage, decides to take revenge on the next test, but Gandhi responds brilliantly to all questions. Then, Mr. Peters asked him the following question, “Mr Gandhi, if you are walking down the street and find a package, and within it there is a bag of wisdom and another bag with a lot of money; which one will you take?”
Without hesitating, Gandhi responded, “the one with the money, of course”.
Mr. Peters, smiling, said, “I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom,

don’t you think?”
“Each one take

  s

 what one doesn’t have”, responded Gandhi indifferently.
Mr. Peters, already hysteric, writes on the exam sheet the word “idiot” and gives it to Gandhi. Gandhi takes the exam sheet and sits down. A few minutes later, Gandhi goes to the professor and says, “Mr. Peters, you signed the sheet, but you did not give me the grade.”   

source::::: input from a friend of mine
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