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Jokes For the Day…” This is a Small Circle … ” !!!

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During training exercises, the Lieutenant driving down a

muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud

with a red-faced colonel at the wheel.

“Your jeep stuck, sir?” asked the Lieutenant as he pulled

alongside.

“Nope,” replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him

the keys, “Yours is.”
…………..

During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degree.
“But, sergeant, all circles have 360 degrees,” called out a conscript.
“Don’t be stupid,” the sergeant roared. “This is a small circle.”
……………….

Officer at the shooting range: Get ready, aim, fire at will.
Soldier: Which one is Will?

……………

source::::joke a day.com
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” Woh Din “….A Video That Will Make you nostalgic…

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If you’ve gone through the 90s as a kid, then this video will make you nostalgic. A trip down the memory lane when things used to be simpler and fun; from textbook cricket to Nagraj comics, from Duck Tales to Surabhi, from F.L.A.M.E.S to approaching a girl through a wingman, from familiar postmen to a single landline in a Mohalla, this film has covered it all.

“Woh Din” is a tribute to the glorious decade of 90′s by the creative ‘emotional fools’ at EmotionalFulls.

Thank you for such a wonderful film.

Credit: EmotionalFulls  AND STORY PICK & YOU TUBE

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” God’s Own Child From God’s Own Country “….

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Edmund Thomas Clint was a child prodigy from Kochi, Kerela. Sadly, he lived only for 7 years and passed away due to kidney failure.

But what he did in those 7 years is a work of sheer genius. At such a tender age, he had the creative bent of an artistic legend: he created some fine 25,000 artwork in just 2522 days!

Clint Road in Kochi is named after him. There are books and films on his unbelievable journey, yet this is an untold story. The video rightly attributes,

“Gods Own Child from God’s Own Country”

 

 

 

source::: You Tube and Story Pick

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Happy Easter…Say it With A Huge Smile !!!

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Have a Very Happy Puppy Easter!
Easter is here, and I wanted to make sure that you start it with a HUGE smile on your face. I hope this will do just that and that you have the very best of holidays. This will get you started in the right direction!

 

source:::: You Tube and ba-ba mail site

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Say It Funny… Say It Quick … Smile and Make Others Smile !!!

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20 Quick and easy ways to make you and your friends smile, grin and laugh!

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you an area referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.

[5] A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

[7] You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired..

[10] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

[12] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. Prettiest one !!!

[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[15] You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[16] It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[18] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[19] It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[20] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!

source::::ba-ba mail site
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Cheetahs on the Bonnet !!!

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On the plains of the Serengeti our safari columnists have an unforgettable, heart-stopping encounter with a cheetah family

Bush Telegraph Column :::: In The Telegraph UK

 

 


On the face of it you would be forgiven for thinking that the ‘bush’ is the ‘bush’ and that the places where the wild creatures of Africa still roam look much like one another. But like that evocative word ‘wilderness’, the terrain and the variety of the ecosystems involved vary hugely in terms of both geography and geology.

In southern Africa, where we have spent much of the last year, the ‘bush’ includes the shrublands, riverine forests, grasslands, floodplains and sand islands of Botswana’s Okavango Delta at one extreme and the desert mountains of Namibia with its populations of desert-adapted elephant, lion and rhino on the other. In between lies everything from the Nyika plateau in Malawi where leopards and antelope roam across a landscape that could easily be mistaken for Scotland to the fever tree forests of the northern Kruger in South Africa.

But there is nowhere that reflects the ‘Out Of Africa’ image of the popular imagination better than the hills and rolling savannah grasslands of the Serengeti in northern Tanzania alongside, of course, the game parks and reserves of Kenya itself where Karen Von Blixen’s classic was written.

Savannah grasslands have the distinct advantage that the big cats can be followed in a game vehicle and seen from afar off. Watching a kill, for example, from start to finish is a very rare event at the best of times but in dense bush it is more or less impossible. In the open savannah, however, particularly during the wildebeest migration, it is a real possibility.

While not of a kill (thankfully for us), the accompanying film demonstrates how intimate an experience an encounter with wild cats can be in the Serengeti. Cheetah, like this mother and her year-old cub, favour the wide-open spaces where they can keep an eye out for their arch enemy, lions, and use that extraordinary acceleration to get quickly out of trouble.

This particular cub, whose juvenile mane or ‘mantle’ can still be seen on his neck and down his back, will soon be leaving his mother for a solitary existence on his own and is demonstrating his adolescent bravado to the full.

 

Film shot on a Panasonic HC-X920

 

source::::Richard and Sarah Madden’  in The Telegraph UK

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” என்ன காப்பி சாப்பிட்டாச்சா …. !!!!”

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மஹான் கொடுத்த காப்பி



காஞ்சிமாமுனிவர் கேரள மாநிலம் கொல்லங்கோடு என்ற ஊரில் முகாமிட்டிருந்த சமயம். அப்போது அங்கே வேதத்திற்கான ஆய்வு சபையை அவர் கூட்டி இருந்தார். விஷ்ணுபுரம் வேதபண்டிதர் ஒருவரும் அந்த சபைக்காக அங்கே அழைக்கப்பட்டு இருந்தார்.

மடத்தில் அன்புக்கட்டளையின்படி, காப்பி என்பது தவிர்க்கப்பட்ட பானமாக இருந்தது. உடலின் நன்மைக்காகவும் மற்றும் ஏதோ ஒரு தெய்வ சூட்சுமத்தை அறிந்ததாலோ என்னவோ மடத்து சிப்பந்திகளும் காப்பி தயாரிப்பதையோ, அருந்துவதையோ தடை செய்து, மிகவும் கடுமையான நியமமாக மஹான் ஸ்ரீமடத்தில் கடைப்பிடிக்கச் செய்திருக்கிறார்.

இருந்தாலும் காப்பி பழக்கம் தவிர்க்க முடியாத ஒன்றல்லவா? தொடர்ந்து பல வருடங்களாக அந்தப் பானத்தை அருந்துபவர்களுக்கு, குறித்த நேரத்தில் அது கிடைக்காமல் போனால் தாங்க முடியாத தாபம் ஏற்படுவதுண்டு. இதே நிலையில் தான், விஷ்ணுபுரம் பண்டிதரும் அந்த அதிகாலை காப்பிக்காக ஸ்ரீமடத்தில் தவித்துக்கொண்டிருந்தார்.

அப்போது யாரோ ஒரு அன்பர், அவரை மட்டும் தனியாக வெளியே அழைத்துச் சென்று, இவர் கேட்காமலேயே சூடாகக் காப்பியைக் கொண்டுவந்து கொடுத்தார். பண்டிதருக்கு ஒரே ஆனந்தம். போன உயிர் வந்தது போல் மகிழ்ச்சி. சிறிது நேரத்தில் வேத சபை கூடியது. மஹான் சபைக்கு வந்ததும் அவரை நமஸ்கரித்துவிட்டு இந்த பண்டிதர் அவர் அருகில் சென்றார்.

“என்ன காப்பி சாப்பிட்டாச்சா?” பெரியவா தனக்கே உரிய தெய்வீகப் புன்சிரிப்போடு கேட்டதும், ஆடிப்போய் விட்டார் பெரியவர். யாருக்குமே தெரியாதென்று தான் செய்த காரியத்தை, மஹான் தன் தவறை சுட்டிக்காட்டுவது போல் கேட்டதும், அவருக்கு மனதில் பயம் தோன்றிவிட்டது.

“வந்து வந்து ஏதோ கொடுத்தான்” என்று பட்டும்படாமலும் , பளிச்சென்று சொல்லாமலும் குற்ற உணர்வோடு இருந்தார்.

“நான் தான் உங்களுக்குக் கொடுக்கச் சொன்னேன்” என்று சிரித்துக்கொண்டே மஹான் சொன்னபோது, தன் மீதுள்ள கரிசனத்தை அறிந்த அந்த முதிய பண்டிதர் ஆடித்தான் போய்விட்டார். மடத்தில் உள்ளவர்கள் சாப்பிடக்கூடாது. வெளியே இருந்து இங்கே வருபவர்கள் ஏன் தங்களின் பழக்கங்களை மாற்றிக் கொள்ள வேண்டும்? இதை நன்றாக அறிந்த மஹான் தான் விஷ்ணுபுரம் வேதபண்டிதருக்கு, விதிவிலக்கு அளித்திருந்தார். 

இப்படி வேண்டியதை வேண்டியவாறு எல்லோருக்கும் அருளும் மாபெரும் தெய்வமான காஞ்சி மஹானை நாம் சரணடைய வேண்டாமா?  

 

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” He Wanted to Carry Some Money When He Is Dead !!!… In check or cash ? !!!” …

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Money for the Dead!

An old miser, due to his terrible cheapness, had no friends nor family. Just before he died he called his doctor, his lawyer and a minister to come see him. They complied, and gathered together around his bed.

“I always heard you can’t take it with you, but I am going to prove you can,” he said. “I have $90,000 cash hidden underneath my mattress. It’s in 3 envelopes of $30,000 each. I want each one of you to grab one envelope now and just before they throw the dirt on my grave, you throw the envelopes in.”
Weeks later, the three attended the funeral, and true to their word, each threw in their envelope into the grave. On the way back from the cemetery, the minister said, “I don’t feel so good about this, I am going to confess, I deperately needed $10,000 for a new church we are building, so I took out $10,000 and threw only $20,000 in the grave.”

The doctor said, “I, too, must confess. I am building a clinic and took $20,000 and threw in only $10,000.” He looked ashamed.

The lawyer said, “Gentlemen, I’m surprised, shocked and ashamed of both of you. I don’t see how you could in good conscience hold on to that money. I threw in a personal check for the entire amount.”

 

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Jokes For the Day… ” One For the Day For Every One …” !!!

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1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last; thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, ‘What the heck happened?’
22. Just remember — if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

source::::joke a day.com

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