Jokes for the Weekend…”.Right Click or Write Click ” !!!

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer: “Ok.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote click’.”
……………………………
COMPUTER TERMS – TEXAS TRANSLATION:
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD: Gettin’ the farwood off the truck
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin’ the farwood
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
RAM: That thing tha splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE: Gettin’ home in the winter time
PROMPT: What the mail ain’t in the winter time
WINDOWS: What to shut when it’s cold outside
SCREEN: What to shut when it’s black fly season
BYTE: What them dang flies do
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP: What’s in the bottom of the munchie bag
MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix’s wife
LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang truck keys
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knives
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
MOUSE PAD: That’s hippie talk fer the mouse hole
MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof
ENTER: Northerner talk fer “c’mon in, y’all”
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya can’t ‘member what ya paid fer the rifle

source::::jokeaday.com

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Image of the Day…

Abhinav Singhai combined the old and eternal – with the new and transient – when he captured this photo of Humayun’s Tomb in Delhi and the sunspot group AR1944.

 View larger. | Abhinav Singhai captured this image of Humayun's Tomb and the sunspot group AR1944 on January 8, 2014.  Thank you, Abhinav!

Abhinav Singhai in Delhi, India combined the old and eternal – with the new and transient – when he captured this photo of Humayun’s Tomb and the sunspot group AR1944. See the sunspot? It’s a large, dark blotch on the setting sun. He wrote that the sunspot was:

… one of the largest sunspots in a decade. It’s so large that one can see it at the time of sunrise and sunset.

source::::earthskynews site

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The Man Who ate an Airplane…A Cessna !!!

John Cochran impressed Survivor fans this past season by winning a food challenge in which he had to eat beetle larvae, shipworms, a balut (duck/bird embryo complete with feathers and a beak), and finally pig brains. So gross but at least they are all digestable right? There are people in this world who suffer from an eating disorder called pica, which is characterized by persistent and compulsive cravings to eat nonfood items. Some people have turned their appetite for these non-digestable foods into a career, grossing out fascinated crowds of people, but most suffer alone. Today there is even a show about some of these people, TLC’s, My Strange AddictionWithout further ado, here’s the four most bizarre such cases I could find, for your reading pleasure.

1. MICHEL LOTITO– The most famous object eaten by Michel Lotito (aka as Monsieu Mangetout which means “Mister Eats All”) was an airplane – a Cessna 150 to be exact!!!! This metal bird took him two years to consume (1978 – 1980).

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Born in Grenoble, France on June 15, 1950, Michel began performing in 1966. When performing, he would eat 2.2 pounds (1kg) of metal daily. In order to help the contents of his metallic meal pass safely through his digestive system, he would break all the metal into small pieces and drink copious amounts of mineral oil before swallowing his main course. He also added vast amounts of water to his diet, creating a sort of water slide for all the metal pieces.

It is estimated that between 1959 and 1997, Michel had consumed nearly nine tons of metal. These nine tons included 18 bicycles, 15 shopping carts, 7 television sets, 6 chandeliers, 2 beds, 1 pair of skis, the Cessna airplane, 1 coffin, and 400m of a steel chain. Although Michel preferred metal, he also ate the rubber and glass and anything else these objects had to offer. Strangely, Michel said that hard-boiled eggs and bananas made him sick.

Sadly, Michel is no longer with us. He died of natural causes 10 days after his 57th birthday on June 25, 2007. I am sure that eating nine tons of metal, with rubber and glass as side dishes had nothing to do with his somewhat early demise.

2. TODD ROBBINS – Todd Robbins, born on August 15, 1958, is best known for his carnival acts that include swallowing swords, hammering a nail into his nostril and consuming glass objects – namely wine glasses and lightbulbs. He estimates that he has eaten over 5,000 lightbulbs throughout his career, sometimes eating as many as 21 a day! And he doesn’t swallow them whole. He first proves to his audience that the lightbulb he is about to consume is real by flipping on a switch to illuminate it. He then unscrews it from its socket, twists the metal off the bottom and bites and chews the glass as if he was eating an apple.

In order to help his digestive system handle all the broken glass, he maintains a strict diet of herbs and fibers. His teeth have cracked from grinding the glass and he admits, “”The danger of glass eating is the lack of control,” Robbins says. “When I swallow it, I don’t know where it’ll go. It’s like Russian Roulette for about two days.”

Todd does not suffer from Pica but rather learned this unsual act from a desire to be a working act performer of a circus or carnival. He describes how he became hooked, “Middle-class upbringing. Clean, safe, quiet — three hots and a cot, as they say — three square meals a day and a place to sleep — and it just bored the daylights out of me. I was looking for something extraordinary, and was 12 years old when, first, I discovered a magic shop where they gave magic lessons, the B & H School of Magic, and then a carnival came through town.”

And the rest is history.

3. TERESA WIDENER – When she is stressed or depressed, nothing comforts Teresa Widener like a good bite of rock. She keeps a hoard of them in the kitchen cupboard and feels comfort from even knowing they are there when she needs them. She estimates that over the last 20 years she has consumed an average of 3lbs of rock per week for a total weight in her lifetime of that of a humpback whale!

As we all our with our food, Teresa is selective about the rocks she chooses. She selects softer and brittle rocks that she knows she can break up easily.  “I pick the ones I like the look of,” she says. “I like the earthy flavour of them so sometimes I just suck the mud straight off them too.”

If the rocks are too big, she breaks them up into tinier pieces with her special rock hammer. She then chews them up using the teeth on the left side of her mouth. Although she has not noticed any alarming health problems due to her unusual diet, Teresa does admit, “I don’t go to the toilet too often and my tummy hurts a little sometimes.”  You don’t say?

4. CASIE – She appeared on TLC’s reality tv show My Strange Addictions only two months after her husband, Shawn, passed away from a severe asthma attack. Married in 2009 and then a widow at the age of 26, Casie was having a hard time letting go of her late husband – literally! She carried the urn holding his ashes with her everywhere she went. She cooked meals for him that she didn’t even eat. Most disturbing of all was that she ate his ashes! The first time she got a taste was when she was transferring his ashes from the temporary holding box to the memorial urn in which he now rests. She says that, “Some of it spilled out on my hands. I didn’t want to just wipe him away, so I just licked it off my fingers.” And then she couldn’t stop. After the taping of the show, Casie entered therapy to help her come up with healthier coping mechanisms for her grief.

Let’s hope she is successful.

 

source::::todayifoundout.com

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Image of the Day…

On January 6, cold air passing over the warm waters of Lake Michigan created a phenomenon known as steam-fog. Here’s a NASA satellite image.

Image credit: NASA Earth Observatory

On January 6, NASA’s Terra satellite captured this natural-color image of steam-fog forming over Lake Michigan and Lake Superior and streaming southeast with the wind.

In early January, a swirling mass of Arctic air moved south into the continental United States and began breaking off from the polar vortex, a semi-permanent low-pressure system with a center around Canada’s Baffin Island. The frigid air was pushed south into the Great Lakes region by the jet stream, bringing abnormally cold temperatures to many parts of Canada and the central and eastern United States.

When the cold air passed over the relatively warm waters of Lake Michigan and Lake Superior, the contrast in temperatures created a visual spectacle. As cold, dry air moved over the lakes, it mixed with warmer, moister air rising off the lake surfaces, transforming the water vapor into fog — a phenomenon known as steam-fog.

 

Image credit: NASA Earth Oberservatory

The image above is the same as at the top of this post, but it’s a false-color image. It helps illustrate the difference between snow (bright orange), water clouds (white), and mixed clouds (peach). Water clouds are formed entirely by liquid water drops; mixed clouds contain both water droplets and ice crystals.

Read more from NASA Earth Observatory

source::::earthskynewssite

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“பச்சை மா மணி போல் ….” !!!

இரவு வேளை.

விஷய ஞானமுள்ள அடியார் ஒருவர் வந்து பெரியவாள் முன் உட்கார்ந்தார்.

“ஆகாரம் பண்ணியாச்சா?”

” ஆச்சு”

“என்ன சாப்பிட்டே?”

“உப்புமா”

ஒரு நிமிட இடைவெளிக்குப் பின் பெரியவாள் சொன்னார்கள். “உனக்கு ஒரு கதை தெரியுமோ? உப்புமாக் கதை”

“தெரியாது”

“கேளு. ஒரு பக்தன் ஸ்ரீரங்கத்துக்குப் போனான். பெருமாளை சேவித்தான். ஒரு சத்திரத்தில் ராத்திரி சாப்பிடப் போனான். உப்புமா போட்டார்கள். உப்புமா சரியாக வேகவில்லை.சின்னச் சின்னதாய் நிறைய கல் வேறே இருந்தது. பல்லில் அகப்பட்டு, வாயெல்லாம் புன்ணாகி , சிவப்பாகி விட்டது. நிறைய மிளகாய் தாளித்துப் போட்டிருந்ததால், காரம் தாங்கவில்லை. கண்களில் நீர் வழிந்து, சிவந்து போச்சு. அப்போ, ரொம்ப சிரமத்திலே ஒரு பாட்டுப் பாடினான். உனக்குத் தெரியுமோ?”

“தெரியாது”

“என்ன அப்படிச் சொல்றே? பச்சை மால் மலை போல் மேனி…..”

“இது எனக்குத் தெரியும்.”

“இவன் கொஞ்சம் மாற்றிப்பாடினானாம். பச்சை மா (வேகாத மாவு) , மணி போல் மலை ( உப்புமாவில் மணி மணியாகக் கற்கள்) , பவள வாய் (சாப்பிட்டவனுக்கு, வாய் புண்ணாகிச் சிவந்தது), செங்கண் ( காரம் தாங்காமல் கண்ணீர் வழிந்ததில், கண்களும் சிவந்து விட்டன), அச்சுதா….”

அருகிலிருந்தவர்களுடன் பெரியவாளும் சேர்ந்து கொண்டு குலுங்கக் குலுங்கச் சிரித்தார்கள்!

Source—-Mahaperiaval Dharisana Anubavankal—–vol. 7  &www.periva.proboards.com

Compiler—T.S.Kothandarama Sarma.

Publishers——Vanathi Pathippakam.

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Read more: http://www.periva.proboards.com/thread/2934/mahaperiavas-humour#ixzz2pshvR4G2

A ” Ship ” with a Difference !!!

Armed with only box cutters, hot glue, a hand full of able bodied volunteers and enough cardboard to make Amazon jealous one man managed to sculpture this breathtaking sculpture of a full-sized ghost ship.

Explaining where he gets all the cardboard for his sculptures he says: ”Cardboard is everywhere. Over the years I’ve developed a system called ‘trolling’ which is a process of driving around the streets with a buddy looking for piles of cardboard. We have some go to sources but it’s more fun to ‘troll’”…so pretty much dumpster diving in the name of incredible art.

This particular Ghost Ship sculpture he says was a massive undertaking for a Halloween party at Treasure Island hotel and casino in Las Vegas.

To think I had a hard time building a bridge out of toothpicks as a kid.

Source: reddit.com  & viralnova trending site

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Image of the Day …

View larger. | Winter light image by Jan Inge Larsen in northern Norway.

Winter light image by Jan Inge Larsen in northern Norway. View Jan Inge’s Fotoblogg

Of this image, Jan wrote:

This is taken in the mountains “Snøfjellet” (snowy mountain). This is taken at the brightest time of day now when the sun is below the horizon. It’s almost like we have only blue hour at midday.

source:::earthskynewssite

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Image of the Day !!!

 

(c) Joshua Nowicki Photoography

Beautifully clear and detailed image of a single snowflake, by Joshua Nowicki Photoography

Josh wrote:

So far the best photo I have taken of a snowflake . . . Jan 5, 2014 in Saint Joseph, Michigan.

The shape of snowflakes is influenced by the temperature and humidity of the atmosphere. Snowflakes form in the atmosphere when cold water droplets freeze onto dust particles. Depending on the temperature and humidity of the air where the snowflakes form, the resulting ice crystals will grow into a myriad of different shapes.

source::::earthskynews

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