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மஹா பெரியவாளிடம் கைங்கரியம் செய்யும் பாக்கியம் பெற்றவர் ஏகாம்பரம் என்கிற அன்பர்.

“பேப்பர் – பேனா எடுத்துவந்து, நான் சொல்வதை எழுதிக்கொள்” என்று மகாகாவ் என்னும் இடத்தில் (குல்பர்கா அருகில்) முகாமிட்டிருந்தபோது, மஹான், ஏகாம்பரத்திடம் சொன்ன விஷயம் இது.

மஹா பெரியவா தன் பதின்மூன்றாவது வயதில் பட்டத்துக்கு வந்த புதிதில், அவருக்கு முன் காஞ்சி காமகோடி பீடாதிபதியாக இருந்த பரமாச்சார்யாரிடம் கைங்கரியம் செய்தவர்களை வரிசையாக அறிமுகப்படுத்தினார்களாம். அந்த வரிசையில் ஒருவரைக் காண்பித்து, ‘இவர்தான் முந்தைய குருவுக்கு மடிவஸ்திரம் தோய்த்துக் கொடுத்தவர்” என்று பெரியவாளிடம் சொல்லிவிட்டு. அவர் பக்கம் திரும்பி, “இனிமேல் இவர்தான் நமக்குப் பெரியவா, உன்னோட வஸ்திர கைங்கரியத்தை தொடர்ந்து பண்ணு” என்று சொன்னார். ஆனால், அந்த அன்பரிடமிருந்து பதில் வேறுவிதமாக வந்தது. “நான் முந்தைய பெரியவாளுக்குக் கைங்கரியம் செய்த கைகளால் வேறு எவருக்கும் செய்ய இயலாது” என்றார்.

இது தவிர, இன்னொன்றையும் மகான் எழுதிக்கொள்ளச் சொன்னார். கலவையில் மகானின் முகாம். பண்ருட்டியில் இருந்து ரெட்டியார் ஒருவர் மடத்துக்கு நிறையக் காணிக்கை அனுப்பியிருந்தார். அத்துடன் தன் வணக்கத்தையும் பெரியவாளுக்குச் சொல்லச் சொல்லி இருந்தார்.

“அவர் ஏன் நேரில் வரவில்லை ?” மகான் கேட்டார்.

அதற்கு காணிக்கை கொண்டுவந்தவர் சொன்ன பதில், “66-வது பீடாதிபதியான குருவை தரிசனம் செய்த கண்களால், அவருக்குப் பின்னர் வரும் குருவைத் தரிசிக்க மனம் ஒப்பவில்லை என்று ரெட்டியார் சொல்வார்”.

இந்த இருவரின் குருபக்தியையும் மெச்சி, இது எல்லோருக்கும் தெரிய வேண்டும் என்றுதான் ஏகாம்பரத்திடம் சொல்லி எழுதவைத்தார். இதை இப்படியே ரேடியோவில் சொல்லும்படி ஏற்பாடுசெய்” என்று பெரியவா சொன்னார்.

ஆனால், குல்பர்காவில் இருந்து கொண்டு எதையோ சொல்லி, அது ரேடியோவில் வரவேண்டுமென்றால் எப்படி? எவ்வளவோ தடைகளைத் தாண்டியல்லவா இவற்றை ஒலிபரப்ப இயலும் ?

ஏகாம்பரம், “அது முடியாத காரியம் | “ என்று பெரியவாளுக்கு நிலைமையை விளக்கினார் !

“சரி, அதனால் என்ன, பத்திரிகைகளிலாவது வரட்டுமே ! அதற்கான ஏற்பாட்டைச் செய்யேன்” என்றார்.

“சரி” என்ற ஏகாம்பரம் ஓய்வெடுக்கப் போய்விட்டார். சற்று நேரத்துக்குள் ஏகாம்பரத்துக்கு அழைப்பு வந்தது. மகா பெரியவாளைப் பார்க்க ஒரு குழு வந்திருந்தது. அவர்களுக்காக்த்தான் ஏகாம்பரத்தை வரவழைத்திருந்தார் மகா பெரியவா.

“நான் காலையில் சொன்ன குருபக்தியை ஒலிபரப்ப முடியுமானு இவாளிடம் கேட்டுப் பாரேன் !”

குழுவில் இருப்பவர்கள் யாரென்று தெரிந்த ஏகாம்பரம் வியப்பினால் ஸ்தம்பித்துப் போய்விட்டார். அவர்கள் அனைவரும் அகில இந்திய வானொலியின் ஸ்டேஷன் டைரக்டர்கள். ஒரு டிரெயிங்குக்காக வந்தவர்கள், மகான் இங்கு இருப்பதால் தரிசிக்க வந்திருக்கிறார்கள்.

மகானின் எண்ணப்படி, குருபக்தியில் சிறந்த இருவரைப் பற்றியும் எடுத்துச் சொல்லி, “இதை ஒலிபரப்ப முடியுமா? “ என்று அவர்களிடம் கேட்டார் ஏகாம்பரம்.

“இது எங்களுக்குக் கிடைத்த பெரும்பேறு. உடனே அதற்கான ஏற்பாடு செய்கிறோம். இப்படி ஒரு நல்ல காரியத்துக்கு எங்களை உபயோகப்படுத்த மகான் நினைத்தது பெரும் பாக்கியம்“ என்று சொன்னவர்கள், அன்றே அதை ஒலிபரப்பவும் செய்தனர்.

பிரம்ம ஞானிகள் நினைத்தது நடக்கும் என்பதற்கு இதைவிட வேறு உதாரணம் தேவையா ?

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Jokes For the Day !!!

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A doctor calls his patient and says; the check you gave me for my bill came back.

The patient replied: So did my arthritis..!!!

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A Man rushed into a doctor’s office, jumped on his back, and started screaming, “One! Two! Three! Four!” “Wait a minute!” yelled the doctor, trying to get free. “What do you think you’re doing?” The man said, “Well doctor, they did say I could count on you!”

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Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.
You certainly do, sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

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After the doctor gives the patient his diagnosis, the patient says; “Can I have a second opinion?
The doctor says; “Sure. Come back tomorrow.

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A man goes to the hospital for its brain scan.
According to the results:
In his left brain no one’s right
And in his right brain nothing’s left

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“The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.”
“And did he?”
“Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill….
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A specialist is someone who knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.
A General Practitioner is someone who knows less and less about more and more until he knows nothing about everything.
A pathologist is someone who knows more and more about everything until he knows everything about everything. But, too late.

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Jokes For the Day…

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Three men were shipwrecked on a desert island and where captured by the local natives. They were brought to the chief native. The chief gave the men two choices; they could have death or submit to unga bunga. The first man decides he does not want to die, so he chooses unga bunga. Ten of the natives took him into the woods, when he came back one hour later he was all beaten up. The second man chooses unga bunga and he was taken out the woods for 2 hours where the natives beat him up. The third man not wanting to go through all that torture decided upon death. So the chief said ok death by Unga Bunga …

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A small 1 SEATER plane crashed into a cemetery. Police have recovered 102 bodies so far and will continue to dig throughout the night.

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There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: Help me, please help me; there is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it’s going to kill me; can you please help me, and send the fire squad right away? Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax wait until he leaves.
You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me; it is going to be fatal!
Cats aren’t like snakes or spiders that are poisonous, by the way who is calling?
I’m Josephine’s parrot you jerk! Help me please, please help!
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Why did the belt get locked up?
He held up a pair of pants!

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One of the courses I taught when I was a college professor was Freshman English. To my first class of students I described the basic parts of an essay: “Remember, the three parts of an essay are the Introduction, the Body, and the Confusion”.

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” Well Crafted Lines Lined up For You for a Good Laugh ” !!!

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Modern comedians are great for many types of comedy. But there were times, before we got addicted to visual jokes, that a well crafted line was all you needed to get a good laugh. And throughout the ages, there have been some really good ones. Here are some of our favorites!

“The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good … spit it out.“

Unknown

 

“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning, and a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible.”

George Burns

 

“Santa Claus has the right idea … visit people only once a year.”

Victor Borge

 

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”

Mark Twain

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.”

Mark Twain

 

“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher

Socrates

 

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

Groucho Marx

 

“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.”

Jimmy Durante

 

“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.”

Jilly Cooper

 

“I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.”

“I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.”

Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

“Only Irish coffee provides, in a single glass, all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.”

Alex Levine

 

“My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.”

Ed Furgol

 

“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”

Spike Milligan

 

“I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.”

Mark Twain

 

“Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.”

Herbert Henry Asquith

 

“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.”

Bob Hope

 

“A woman drove me to drink … and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her.”

W C Fields

 

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth, or the fourteenth.”

George Burns

 

“Don’t worry about avoiding temptation… As you grow older, it will avoid you.”

Unknown

 

Doctor to patient: “I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.”

Unknown

 

“By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.”

Unknown

 

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Message for the Day…” Never Give up God …”

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As long as you are in this world, you must follow your duties sincerely. You must respect your parents and teachers, take care of your spouse and children. These are our worldly duties that must be performed sincerely. At times, you may have to disobey others for the sake of God. There is nothing wrong in doing so, provided you have truly established your relationship with the Divine. Meera, Prahlada, Bharatha, have all tread this path and have disobeyed worldly commands out of genuine love for God, for the sake of God. When you have God by your side, who gives you everything, why do you bother about other worldly aspects? When you have a wish fulfilling tree, why do you go elsewhere? Never give up God. You must be ready to do anything for Him. Your focus and whole hearted effort must be to attain God.

 

Sathya Sai Baba

Message For the Day…” Need For Transformation …”

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No object can be enjoyed without undergoing the process of transformation and refinement (Samskara). Take the example of paddy. The paddy that is grown and harvested in the field cannot be consumed as such. It has to be converted into rice through the process of winnowing and thrashing. Once the process is complete, the value of the original paddy increases significantly. The process of transformation makes the object more useful and valuable. The utility value of cotton when spun and transformed into cloth is significantly higher, thanks to the transformation process. Take the example of gold. Again, there is a significant increase in its value when it is transformed to the shiny yellow metal, from its original form in the gold mine. Such being the case, how much more necessary it is for the human being to be transformed?

 Sathya Sai Baba

Image of the Day…

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Saturn’s largest and second-largest moons

The Cassini spacecraft captured this image on June 16, 2011. These are two of Saturn’s moons – the largest moon Titan and second-largest moon Rhea.

Saturn's largest and second largest moons, Titan and Rhea, appear to be stacked on top of each other in this true-color scene from NASA's Cassini spacecraft. Image via NASA/JPL-Caltech/Space Science Institute.

Saturn’s largest and second largest moons, Titan and Rhea, appear to be stacked on top of each other in this true-color scene from NASA’s Cassini spacecraft. Image via NASA/JPL-Caltech/Space Science Institute.

Titan’s north polar hood can be seen. It’s 3,200 miles (5,150 kilometers) across. The hood appears as a detached layer at the top of the moon on the top right.

This view looks toward the Saturn-facing side of Rhea (949 miles or 1528 kilometers across). North on Rhea is up and rotated 35 degrees to the right.

Images taken using red, green and blue spectral filters were combined to create this natural-color view. The images were acquired with the Cassini spacecraft narrow-angle camera on June 16, 2011, at a distance of approximately 1.1 million miles (1.8 million kilometers) from Rhea and 1.5 million miles (2.5 million kilometers) from Titan. Image scale is 7 miles (11 kilometers) per pixel on Rhea and 9 miles (15 kilometers) on Titan.

Via NASA

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Joke of the Day …” It is not Porsche …It is BMW…” !!!

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A hobo (wanderer) comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, “Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven’t had a good meal in several days.” The owner says, “I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I’ve never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch in the back of the house, I will give you a good meal.” So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner asks, “Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in.” The hobo says, “Thank you very much, sir. But there’s something that I think you should know. It’s not a Porsche you got there. It’s a BMW..”  

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