Laughter The Best Medicine !!!… ” Who is This ?” !!!

1: WE ARE NOT DEAD!
Two little boys stole a bag of mangoes from their neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share the loot.

One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 mangoes fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

Few minuets latter a drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: “One for me, one for you.”One for me, one for you.”

He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest.

“Father father please come with me, come and witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery.”

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: “One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you…

Suddenly the voice stop counting and says: “Hey, What about the two at the gate?”

The priest and the drunkard took to their heels shouting, “We are not dead yet… we are not dead yet… we are not dead yet…”

 

2. PAYING BACK THE LOAN

Two youths are walking down the street at night when a mugger approaches them and demands their money.

They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash.

Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a note.

“Here’s that Rs.500 I owe you,” he said.

 

3. LOVING HUSBANDS

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on “how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.”

The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?’
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn’t remember..

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: “I love you, sweetheart.”

Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

3. I don’t understand what you mean?

4. What did you do now? I won’t forgive you this time!!!

5. ?!?

6. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

7. Am I dreaming? ???????

8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today…!!!

9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!

and the best one

10. Who is this?

 

source::::::unknown….input from my friend…

Natarajan

Divine Image Of The Day…. Shirdi Sai…

A RARE PhotoPrint Of shirdi Sai

 

May this sacred darshan of our Shri Shirdi Sainath bless our souls and above all– I sincerely hope and pray that He gives us all,- the strength to have faith in our devotion for him and trust that what ever happens will happen for our own good. Please pray for me too that I have the courage to accept his plans for me and no matter what– I do not loose my faith and patience in any circumstances..

 
Quote of BABA:
You must suffer the consequences of your actions. God is the protector of all. Remember him with love and see what happens.
BABA ensures our safety and grants us only what is good for us. He knows when He should offer us what we really need.

 

source::::H.Deepa in Shirdi Sai Speaks

Natarajan

Message For The Day….Senses &Mind Are To Be set On the Right Course ….

All knowledge and experiences are associated with the mind externally. They do not go beyond the mind. The aspirant who seeks to experience the Atma will not be able to have it by performing worldly actions. The Atma is all-pervading. The Cosmos is permeated by the Chaitanya (AtmicConsciousness). When there is a pot with water, we can directly see the sun’s reflection. Absence of a pot does not mean that there is no sun or reflection of the sun. Irrespective of whether there is a body or not, whether there is a mind or not, the Atma is present. There is no need for a body or mind to experience the Divine. Until this is properly understood, good care has to be taken of the body, the senses, the mind and the intellect. They have to be set on the right course and not allowed to go astray. All troubles arise because the senses take to wrong paths.

 Sathya Sai BabaA

The Height Of Annoyance !!!!

Homeowners living in the world’s tallest residential skyscraper are having to climb up more than 1,300ft of steps – the equivalent of walking one-third of the way up Ben Nevis – after all the lifts broke down.
Princess Tower in Dubai, which stands at 1,355ft tall with 97 above-ground residential floors, has been named the tallest residential building in the world Guinness World Records.
But residents living in the luxurious tower block – many of whom are British – have been told they have ‘no choice’ but to walk up to their flats, some on the 97th floor, after all eight lifts in the building broke down last week.

 

Tall order: Residents of Dubai's Princess Towers, the tallest building pictured with a domed roof, have been told they will have to use the stairs to reach their flats after all eight lifts in the building broke down

Tall order: Residents of Dubai’s Princess Towers, the tallest building pictured with a domed roof, have been told they will have to use the stairs to reach their flats after all eight lifts in the building broke down


The building, which has six levels in the basement and 101 above ground level, opened in September last year, with two-bed flats on the rental market for £140-a-day and penthouse flats selling for more than £2million.

It is 339ft taller than The Shard, although still dwarfed by the world’s tallest building, the 2,722ft tall Burj Khalifa in Dubai which is not classed as a residential building.

One resident, who lives on the 78th floor, said: ‘I came home after a hard day of work and was told I’d have to walk to my apartment on the 78th floor.

‘I truly couldn’t believe it – there was no way I was walking all that distance so I just booked myself into a hotel.’

 

source:::::mailonline.com

Natarajan


“Fox in a Fix ” !!!…

 

fox

A young red fox had fallen victim to its own curiosity and ended up stuck in the discarded jar, so approached two men for help on a Russian dirt road. As the freed fox ran away, one of the men joked in Russian: ‘Where’s the thank you?’ Wild foxes are usually shy so this young one clearly knew that plucking up the courage to approach the men was the only way out.

source:::::mailonline.com

Natarajan

“Tweet “…in Oxford English Dictionary Now !!!

‘Tweet’ – to post a message to Twitter – has been included in the hallowed pages of the Oxford English Dictionary.

Although the word ‘tweet’ is already in the OED in relation to bird song, it now has an additional official definition in the June 2013 edition.

Look the other way: Twitter is so popular editors of the OED broke their ten-year rule to include it in the June 2013 edition

‘Tweet’, as relating to micro-blogging site Twitter, is now an official word, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, although oddly ‘retweet’ (sharing another’s tweet) was included in 2011

Look the other way: Twitter is so popular editors of the OED broke their ten-year rule to include it in the June 2013 edition

Look the other way: Twitter is so popular editors of the OED broke their ten-year rule to include it in the June 2013 edition

Twitter is an online phenomenon, with 340 million tweets posted every day. Even the Pope, known as the voice of God, and the Dalai Lama have Twitter feeds.

Because Twitter has become such an important part of daily life in such a short space of time, the dictionary’s editors were willing to bend their own rules to include ‘tweet’ in the OED, the accepted authority on the evolution of the English language.

 

John Simpson, chief editor, said: ‘The noun and verb tweet (in the social-networking sense) has just been added to the OED.

‘This breaks at least one OED rule, namely that a new word needs to be current for ten years before consideration for inclusion.’

He added: ‘But it seems to be catching on.

TOP TEN TWITTER USERS

Justin Bieber – 40,527,096 followers

Lady Gaga – 38,313,777 followers

Katy Perry – 37,924,271 followers

Barack Obama – 32,819,023 followers

Rihanna – 30,041,865 followers

Taylor Swift – 29,302,825 followers

YouTube – 29,137,313 followers

Britney Spears – 28,133,826 followers

Justin Timberlake – 21,564,556 followers

Instagram – 21,384,076 followers

TWITTER – A PHENOMENON IN 140 WORDS OR LESS

'Tweet', as relating to micro-blogging site Twitter, is now an official word, according to the Oxford English Dictionary

Twitter is an online social networking service and microblogging service that enables its users to send and read text-based messages of up to 140 characters, known as ‘tweets’.

Twitter was launched in July 2006 by entrepreneur Jack Dorsey and rapidly gained worldwide popularity, with over 500 million registered users as of 2012.

Roughly 340 million tweets are posted daily and Twitter handles more than 1.6 billion search queries per day.

Since its launch, Twitter has become one of the ten most visited websites on the Internet.

It is based in San Francisco.

In December Pope Benedict XVI, using the papal account ‘Pontifex’, sent his first tweet. It read: ‘Dear friends, I am pleased to get in touch with you through Twitter. Thank you for your generous response. I bless all of you from my heart.’

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2343053/Too-tweets-make-official-word-Oxford-English-Dictionary-Twitter-recognised-time.html#ixzz2WTp4ab3i

source:::::mailonline.com

Natarajan

Water Logging @ IGI Airport Terminal , Newdelhi ….Part 2…

Delhi airport flooded, passengers wade through water

Heavy rain on Sunday flooded the domestic and international arrival halls at the Indira Gandhi International Airport (IGIA) — recently adjudged the second-best airport in the world.
At the domestic arrival hall, three baggage belts had to be closed. Customs officials too had to close down the baggage X-ray machine as water reached inside the green channel area. According to Met officials, rainfall at the airport was three times more than in the city.
Sources confirmed that water had reached up to customs area at the international arrival hall of T3. Delhi International Airport Limited (DIAL) immediately pressed its staff into clearing the water. Many flights were delayed and a few were diverted due to bad weather.

source:::::yahoo news

Natarajan

End of an Era!!! Like Telegram , Host of Other Things Are History Now !!!!

When the very last telegram is transmitted on July 14, India will witness the end of an analogue era.

As the watershed of 1991’s liberalisation disappears into history, the numbers of those who remember a time when we wrote letters, developed film roll and recorded a cassette will also start to fade into the background.

Future generations – with their ubiquitous touch screens – might not even know what it is like to communicate through a device that has actual wires.

But as we put the beloved telegraph to bed forever, it is time to pay tribute to the remnants of a past age.

Convergence has become an oddly corporate buzzword in recent times, alongside fellow jargon staples such as synergy and ideation, but it is impossible to ignore its all too real effect on the middle-class household.

Step into an ordinary living room today, and you’re likely to find one or two shiny screens that do it all: send messages, post emails, make phone calls, save your contacts, act as an encyclopedia, take photos, play music, record videos, control video games and even map out your neighbourhood.

Barely a decade ago, we had a whole host of beloved devices to help us do the same thing – albeit with much more patience added in

Coming generations will never know the anticipation of waiting to get your Kodak film rolls back from the developers before you see whether the pictures were taken well, they’ll never know the pleasure of receiving a painstakingly written love letter through post or the joy of hearing the song you have been waiting for on the radio.

Even the wait for that scratchy sound on a dial-up modem to end before connecting to the Internet could be excruciating. Instant is in, everything else is ancient. Even our roads look different.

The Ambassadors and Fiats have been replaced by a veritable army of little cars that simply look like variations on a single box-on-wheels theme.

Ask a kid today what a Yezdi or a Rajdoot is, and she would have no idea that they come from the same family that is now populated by the banal-looking Pulsars and Karizmas.

The rapid switch to an entirely digital universe also has a serious impact on how we come to value things.

No matter how ‘real’ the online world is to us, tangibility has its own appeal. The physical act of using an ink pen to write out a letter alters the person writing in a way that tapping out an SMS can never do.

Swiping through a Facebook photo set will never replace the joy of looking at albums printed out and carefully stored years ago – not the least because the spread of digital cameras and cameraphones allows practically all of our lives to be documented, making individual moments much less valuable.

If everything can be recorded, nothing is particularly precious.

The digital world does attempt to be a facsimile of this past age. Your iPhone still pretends that a switch has to be pulled every time you unlock it and the phenomenal popularity of Instagram – which simply attempts to recreate the look of a vintage photograph – bears testimony to this nostalgia.

But even these remnants will slowly give way to generations that have little recollection of what came before them leaving no need for designers to appeal to a sentiment from a different world.

The advent of technology is not a thing to be mourned, and yet it is important to pay our respects to the passing of an older way of life. We come not to praise the telegraph, but to bury it.

Older styles of writing were minor art forms. It is why, to this day, official letters are still typed out by professional typewriters – they couldn’t be entrusted to the layman.

The same held true for writing with ink pens, where the act of cursive writing – and better yet calligraphy – did get elevated to an accepted form of art.

Today’s keyboard word processors and ball pens have been much more democratic, allowing one and all to conveniently put their words onto paper (digital or otherwise) but have little of the charm of the old devices.

The film roll, made ubiquitous by Kodak over the 20th century, is a delicate object. Treat it badly, and all your photos will be lost. Hurry it, and your pictures will be damaged.

 Give it enough time and you have a batch of pictures to cherish. The digital photo, on the other hand, is a prolifically dispensable object: you can take hundreds of pictures in a matter of minutes, and discard all of them in seconds.
There may not have been many designs to pick from back in the days of Ambassadors and Yezdis, but they were all fine looking vehicles.

Following liberalisation, the market was completely revolutionised, and while the tremendous spread of automobile technology has been excellent for households and corporate India (if not particularly beneficial to the environment), the cookie-cutter nature of most box-on-wheels models make our roads look a lot less interesting.

Music is more precious when you cannot listen to it. Or rather, its value is much higher when you only hear it very rarely.

From a time when you had to wait for certain songs to be aired on the radio to the need for you to buy or record cassettes and CDs, kids today simply have to click a button – usually without paying – for them to listen to any song they want

The land-line is an endangered species. Few can even remember how we used to find a way to meet up before the cellphone became common, or the anger at someone else in the house – usually a parent – picking up the line while you are talking to that special someone.

Land-line phones were once a luxury but now everyone has a touch-screen cellphone.
The entry of VHS tapes and later VCRs into households were occasions to be celebrated. Until then, movies were confined to the cinema or the tyranny of the single national broadcaster.

When VHS first showed up, everything changed. Suddenly the entire catalogue of movies from the past were now welcome into your homes and the Handycam meant you could even make home movies.

The cold exterior of the CD and DVD doesn’t carry quite the same cachet, and even they have begun to be replaced by the USB drive !!!
source:::: Rohan Venkataramakrishnan  in mailonline india


Natarajan

Water Logging Inside The Terminal 3 of IGI Airport , New Delhi !!!

Flooding: Emergency workers were pressed into action to drain the water from Terminal 3 area of the IGI Airport

Flooding: Emergency workers were pressed into action to drain the water from Terminal 3 area of the IGI Airport.NewDelhi

Close on the heels of IGI Airport NewDelhi Bagging the Best Airport Award ,  recent rains at Delhi played a spoil sport yesterday, sunday. Rain water is reported to have entered the terminal forcing Pax wading thro knee deep water at baggage collection area !!!

A story published in mailonline UK  is here for your reading…

 

Incessant rains also led to waterlogging at Indira Gandhi International Airport. Passengers waded through knee-deep water while the baggage handling system was left crippled. The airport witnessed an unprecedented rainfall of 117.8mm between 1pm and 5.30pm. on Sunday.

The amount of rainfall combined with poor drainage system and comparative low elevation of the airport led to back flow of water, which led to flooding at Terminal 3, an airport official said.

Services at the domestic arrivals were the most affected due to flooding which forced the airport authorities to close the functioning of four baggage belts. As the water crept into the terminal building, the airport operator Delhi International Airport Limited pressed emergency workers into action. The rainwater had entered the international and domestic arrival halls.

The situation was brought under control only late in the evening. Sources said DIAL had written to civic agencies asking them to provide adequate drainage in the surrounding areas.

source::::mailonline india.com

Natarajan

 

 

Pride and Seek !!!….” Let Me Show My Power !!!!”…Big Brother Proves !!!

The play fighting pair were spotted by photographer David Jenkins, at the Antelope Park in Zimbabwe.

If ever it looks like we might be getting a bit above our station, we can always rely on our siblings to pull us back down to earth. And that is exactly what happened to this young showboating lion as he showed off his athletic prowess in front of his less than impressed brother. The play fighting pair were spotted by photographer David Jenkins, at the Antelope Park in Zimbabwe.

 

Monkeying around: A lion looks casually at photographer David Jenkins at the Antelope Park in Zimbabwe as his brother attempts to climb a tree above him

Monkeying around: A lion looks casually at photographer David Jenkins at the Antelope Park in Zimbabwe as his brother attempts to climb a tree above him

I don't think so: The lion then jumps up on to the tree to try and knock his brother down                Where do you think you're going? A lion bites the end of his brother's tail

Where do you think you’re going? A lion bites the end of his brother’s tail, pictured left, before jumping up on to the tree himself to try and knock his brother down

Big cat fight: The lion bounds up the tree after his brother who has found refuge in the branches

Big cat fight: The lion bounds up the tree after his brother who has found refuge in the branches

Going, going, gone: The lion finally shows his brother who's boss after managing to tackle him to the ground

Going, going, gone: The lion finally shows his brother who’s boss after managing to tackle him to the ground

source::::Amanda Williams In mailonline.com

Natarajan