“கடி”க்க “கடி”க்க சிரிப்பு !!!!!

1.நாய்க்கு நாலு கால் இருக்கலாம் ..ஆனா அதுலே லோக்கல் கால் , ISD கால் …ஏன் MISSED கால் கூட பண்ண முடியாது !!!

2.கங்கை ஆத்துலே மீன் இருக்கலாம் ….ஆனா அதுக்காக கங்கா ஜலத்துடன் மீனையும் காசி செம்பில் அடைக்க முடியுமா !!!!

3.திருவள்ளுவர் 1330 குறள் எழுதி இருந்தாலும் , அவராலே ஒரே ஒரு குரலில்தானே பேசமுடியும் !!!!

4.என்னதான் உன் தலை சுத்துனாலும் , உன் முதுகை நீ பாக்க முடியுமா !!!!

5.மீன் பிடிக்கிறவன் மீனவன்…அப்போ நாய் பிடிக்கிறவன் நாயவனா !!!

6.என்னதான் ஒருத்தன் குண்டா இருந்தாலும் , அவனை துப்பக்கிகுள்ளே போடா முடியுமா !!!!

7.தேள் கொட்டினா வலிக்கும் ..பாம்பு கொட்டினா வலிக்கும் …முடி கொட்டினா வலிக்குமா !!!!

8.ஸ்கூல் டெஸ்ட்லே பிட் அடிக்கலாம் …காலேஜ் டெஸ்ட்லே பிட் அடிக்கலாம் …BLOOD டெஸ்ட்லே பிட் அடிக்க முடியுமா !!!!

9.பொங்கலுக்கு கவ்ர்மேன்ட்லே லீவ் குடுப்பாங்க …ஆனா இட்லி , தோசைக்கு லீவ் கிடைக்குமா !!!!

10.கோல மாவிலே கோலம் போடலாம் …கடலை மாவில் கடலை போடமுடியுமா !!!!

11.LIFE லே ஒண்ணுமே இல்லேன்னா போர் அடிக்கும்… தலைலே ஒண்ணுமே இல்லைனா GLARE அடிக்கும் !!!!!

12.7பரம்பரைக்கு உக்காந்து சாப்பிட பைசா இருந்தாலும் , FAST FOOD கடையிலே நின்னுக்கிட்டுதான் சாப்பிடனும் !!!!!

13.இன்ஜினியரிங் காலேஜ் லே படிச்சா ENGINEER ஆகலாம் …PRECIDENCY காலேஜ் ல படிச்சா ப்ரெசிடென்ட் ஆக முடியுமா !!!!!

14.ஆட்டோ வுக்கு ஆட்டோ என்று பெயர் இருந்தாலும் அதை MANUAL ஆகதான் டிரைவ் பண்ணனும் !!!!

15.தூக்க மருந்து சாப்பிட்டா தூக்கம் வரும்…ஆனா இருமல் மருந்து சாப்பிட்டா இருமல் வருமா !!!

16.வாழ மரம் தார் போடும் …ஆனா அதை வைச்சு ரோடு போட முடியுமா!!!

17.ஹான்ட் வாஷ் என்றால் கை கழுவறது … FACE வாஷ் என்றால் முகம் கழுவறது ….அப்போ brain வாஷ் என்றால் என்ன !!!!

18.டீ கப்பில் டீ இருக்கும் …அப்போ வோர்ல்ட் கப்லே வோர்ல்ட் இருக்குமா !!!!

19.cell மூலமா sms அனுப்பலாம் …ஆனா sms மூலமா cell ஐ அனுப்பமுடியுமா !!!!

20.பால் கோவா பாலில் இருந்து பண்ணலாம் ….ஆனா ரசகுல்லாவை ரசத்தில் இருந்து பண்ண முடியுமா !!!!

21.பல் வலி வந்தா பல்லை புடுங்கனும் …..கால் வலி வந்தா காலை எடுக்க முடியுமா ?..இல்லை தலை வலி வந்தா தலையைத்தான் எடுக்க முடியுமா

source:::::input from a friend of mine…
Natarajan

Member of Club 99 !!!

Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.

One day, the King came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant had so much joy.

The King asked the servant, ‘Why are you so happy?’

The man replied, ‘Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don’t need too much – just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies.’

The king was not satisfied with that reply. Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After hearing the King’s woes and the servant’s story, the advisor said, ‘Your Majesty, I believe that the servant Has not been made part of The 99 Club.’

‘The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?’ the King inquired.

The advisor replied, ‘Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is, place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant’s doorstep.’

When the servant saw the bag, he took it into his house. When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy… So many gold coins!

He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were 99 coins. He wondered, ‘What could’ve happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins!’

He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive. Finally, exhausted he decided that he was going to have to work harder than ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection.

From that day, the servant’s life was changed. He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th gold coin. He stopped singing while he worked.

Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled. When he sought his advisor’s help, the advisor said, ‘Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club.’

He continued, ‘The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented, because they’re always yearning and Striving for that extra 1, saying to themselves: ‘Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life.’ We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we’re given something bigger and better, we want even more! We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a price for our growing needs and desires.

That’s the “Club 99”

source::: input from a friend of mine…

Natarajan

Thiruneermalai….A Temple Which Witnessed the Wedding of MS and Kalki Sadasivam!!!!

The temple at Tiruneermalai - Photo: Special Arrangement

The temple at Tiruneermalai – Photo: THE HINDU
Column By V.Sriram  in The Hindu….

Last week, I went in the company of friends to the hill temple of Tiruneermalai just off Chromepet. It is one of the historic shrines around the city that I had been meaning to visit for years. Picturesque beyond description, it comprises as can be seen in the picture, a large tank, a hill and two temples, one at the base and another at the top. Rather uniquely, Vishnu is in four postures, standing, sitting, reclining and walking.

Considering that Bhoothathalwar (7 century CE) sang in praise of the Lord here, the temple must be of Pallava vintage. However, there is nothing of that period left to see for then, it probably was an edifice of brick and wood that perished over time. The Cholas rebuilt it with stone in the 9 century and the rulers of Vijayanagar extended it in the 14 and 15 centuries. The work of the last named period is evident in abundance here though the sanctum is probably Chola.

Inscriptions are in plenty all around the two temples, making them an epigraphist’s delight. These pertain to Chola, Pandya and Vijayanagar times. When you also consider that this is also a site of megalithic importance, you can see that Tiruneermalai has been a continuing witness to historic development over ages.

When Tirumangai Alwar of the 8 century came here and sang his 19 verses, the hill was completely surrounded by water. This must have been a frequent phenomenon, giving the place its name. Several historic accounts note the presence of water and lush green groves. And it is not so surprising considering that Chennai and its environs were once noted for their water-bodies. Even now, Tiruneermalai has plenty of water in its vicinity — apart from its own tank there is the Pallavaram Periya Eri, the Kadapperi and the Pallikaranai Marsh.

In the 19 century, the temple came to be governed by Venkatachala, a rich dubash. The Sanskrit work Sarvadeva Vilasa, (translated by Dr V Raghavan) notes that Venkatachala rebuilt the temple tower and car. The latter now stands outside the lower temple, shrouded in plastic sheets. The book has a fascinating description of a soiree conducted by Venkatachala in a large grove near the temple. Performing in it were the courtesans of the patron and Sonti Venkataramanayya, the guru of the noted Carnatic music composer Tyagaraja.

The British appear to have not considered the temple of importance though there are unverified stories that Clive camped here during the Arcot wars. In the 20 century, Tiruneermalai became the venue for unostentatious weddings, the most famous being that of MS Subbulakshmi and T Sadasivam in July 1940, with Kasturi Srinivasan of The Hindu being witness. The place also became notorious as the venue where lovers, fearing parental wrath, got surreptitiously married, earning it the sobriquet of ‘Thiruttuthali Malai’. But that is another story.

A Clear Day and a Polluted Day in Beijing !!!

Beijing Smog

Beijing’s smog problem has become an international issue this year, with reports of canned air being solda ban on BBQs and even talk of moving the capital from Beijing to escape the fumes.

What can be hard to get across is exactly how much the smog changes the day-to-day life in the city. This photo, taken by Reddit user BananasUnited, shows the difference between a “clear” day, with a AQI of less than 500, and a smoggy day, with an AQI of more than 500.

AQI stands for Air Quality Index, which technically only goes to 500. On January 29th, however, Beijing’s AQI reached 517.

source:::: business insider.com

Natarajan

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/incredible-beijing-smog-image-2013-2#ixzz2LvGFhvT9

When All the Four Engines Failed of a British Airways 747…

The Best Airline Captain Announcement Ever Came On A British Airways 747 After All Four Engines Failed……

 

Photo of British Airways 747

British Airways

A British Airways 747-400

In 1982, a British Airways 747 flew into a cloud of volcanic ash near Indonesia. 

One by one, all four of its engines failed.

After falling more than 25,000 feet and preparing to ditch in the Indian Ocean, the plane’s crew eventually got the engines restarted. So the story had a happy ending.

But, not surprisingly, many people on the plane thought they were about to die.

I am old enough to remember this incident, but I had forgotten something important about it: What the plane’s captain said to the passengers the moment after the engines failed. I clicked through to a post on Flatrock earlier and found the quote below.

Captain Eric Moody was later praised for a cabin announcement that was described as “a masterpiece of understatement.”

Moody’s announcement was actually more than that.

It was a masterpiece, period. If an exceptional speechwriter had spent a week composing the message, he or she couldn’t have done better.

In 37 short, direct, and simple words, Captain Moody conveyed the following:

  • What was happening
  • The urgency of the situation
  • The crew’s intense focus on the problem (without false assurances that they could fix it)
  • Concern for the well-being of the passengers (without being patronizing)
  • A dry sense of perspective that probably did more to relax the passengers than thousands of words of explanation ever could have.

 

Captain Eric Moody

BA

Captain Eric Moody

Here’s what Moody said: 

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress.”

And here’s Wikipedia’s description of the incident:

British Airways Flight 9, sometimes referred to by its callsign Speedbird 9 or Jakarta incident,[1] was a scheduled British Airways flight from London Heathrow to Auckland, with stops in BombayMadrasKuala LumpurPerth, and Melbourne.

On 24 June 1982, the route was flown by the City of Edinburgh, a 747-236B. The aircraft flew into a cloud of volcanic ash thrown up by the eruption of Mount Galunggung (approximately 180 kilometres (110 mi) south-east of JakartaIndonesia), resulting in the failure of all four engines. The reason for the failure was not immediately apparent to the crew or ground control. The aircraft was diverted to Jakarta in the hope that enough engines could be restarted to allow it to land there. The aircraft was able to glide far enough to exit the ash cloud, and all engines were restarted (although one failed again soon after), allowing the aircraft to land safely at the Halim Perdanakusuma Airport in Jakarta.

The crew members of the incident segment had boarded the aircraft in Kuala Lumpur, while many of the passengers had been aboard since the flight began in London.[2]

Incident

Shortly after 13:40 UTC (20:40 Jakarta time) above the Indian Ocean, south of Java, the flight crew (consisting of Senior First Officer Roger Greaves and Senior Engineer Officer Barry Townley-Freeman while Captain Eric Moody was in the lavatory) first noted an effect on the windscreen similar to St Elmo’s fire.[1] The phenomenon persisted after Moody returned from the lavatory. Despite the weather radar showing clear skies, the crew switched on engine anti-ice and the passenger seat belt signs as a precaution.

As the flight progressed, smoke began to accumulate in the passenger cabin of the aircraft; it was first assumed to be cigarette smoke. However, it soon began to grow thicker and had an ominous odour of sulphur. Passengers who had a view out the aircraft windows noted that the engines were unusually bright, with light shining forward through the fan blades and producing a stroboscopic effect.[3]

At approximately 13:42 UTC (20:42 Jakarta time), engine number four began surging and soon flamed out. The flight crew immediately performed the engine shutdown drill, quickly cutting off fuel supply and arming the fire extinguishers. Less than a minute later, at 13:43 UTC (20:43 Jakarta time), engine two surged and flamed out. Within seconds, and almost simultaneously, engines one and three flamed out, prompting the flight engineer to exclaim, “I don’t believe it—all four engines have failed!”[3]

Without engine thrust, a 747-200 has a glide ratio of approximately 15:1, meaning it can glide forward 15 kilometres for every kilometre it drops. The flight crew quickly determined that the aircraft was capable of gliding for 23 minutes and covering 91 nautical miles (169 km) from its flight level of 37,000 feet (11,000 m).[3] At 13:44 UTC (20:44 Jakarta time), Greaves declared an emergency to the local air traffic control authority, stating that all four engines had failed. However, Jakarta Area Control misunderstood the message, interpreting the call as meaning that only engine number four had shut down. It was only after a nearby Garuda Indonesia flight relayed the message to Air Traffic Control that it was correctly understood. Despite the crew “squawking” the emergency transponder setting of 7700, the aeroplane could not be located by Air Traffic Control on their radar screens.

Many passengers, fearing for their lives, wrote notes to relatives. One such passenger was Charles Capewell, who scrawled “Ma. In trouble. Plane going down. Will do best for boys. We love you. Sorry. Pa XXX” on the cover of his ticket wallet.[2]

Owing to the high Indonesian mountains on the south coast of the island of Java, an altitude of at least 11,500 feet (3,500 m) was required to cross the coast safely. The crew decided that if the aircraft was unable to maintain altitude by the time they reached 12,000 feet (3,700 m) they would turn back out to sea and attempt to ditch into the Indian Ocean. The crew began engine restart drills, despite being well above the recommended maximum engine in-flight start envelope altitude of 28,000 feet (8,500 m). The restart attempts failed.

Despite the lack of time, Moody made an announcement to the passengers that has been described as “a masterpiece of understatement“:[3]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress.[3][4][5]

As pressure within the cabin fell, oxygen masks dropped from the ceiling — an automatic emergency measure to make up for the lack of air. On the flight deck, however, Greaves’s mask was broken; the delivery tube had detached from the rest of the mask. Moody swiftly decided to descend at 1,800 m per minute to an altitude where there was enough pressure in the outside atmosphere to breathe almost normally.

At 13,500 feet (4,100 m), the crew was approaching the altitude at which they would have to turn over the ocean and attempt a risky ditching. Although there were guidelines for the water landing procedure, no one had ever tried it in a Boeing 747, nor has anyone since. As they performed the engine restart procedure, engine number four finally started, and at 13:56 UTC (20:56 Jakarta time), Moody used its power to reduce the rate of descent. Shortly thereafter, engine three restarted, allowing him to climb slowly. Shortly after that, engines one and two successfully restarted as well.[6] The crew subsequently requested and expedited an increase in altitude in order to clear the high mountains of Indonesia.[7]

As the aircraft approached its target altitude, the St Elmo’s fire effect on the windscreen returned. Moody throttled back; however, engine number two surged again and was shut down. The crew immediately descended and held 12,000 feet (3,700 m).

As Flight 9 approached Jakarta, the crew found it difficult to see anything through the windscreen, and made the approach almost entirely on instruments, despite reports of good visibility. The crew decided to fly the ILS (Instrument Landing System); however, the glide slope (vertical guidance) system was inoperative, so they were forced to fly with only the localizer (lateral guidance) as the first officer monitored the airport’s DME (Distance Measuring Equipment). He then called out how high they should be at each DME step along the final approach to the runway, creating a virtual glide slope for them to follow. It was, in Moody’s words, “a bit like negotiating one’s way up a badger‘s arse.”[1] Although the runway lights could be made out through a small strip of the windscreen, the landing lights on the aircraft seemed to be inoperable. After landing, the flight crew found it impossible to taxi, due to glare from apron floodlights which made the already sandblasted windscreen opaque.

Aftermath

Damaged engine parts from BA 9 on display at Auckland Museum

Post-flight investigation revealed that City of Edinburgh’s problems had been caused by flying through a cloud of volcanic ash from the eruption of Mount Galunggung. Because the ash cloud was dry, it did not appear on the weather radar, which was designed to detect the moisture in clouds. The cloud sandblasted the windscreen and landing light covers and clogged the engines. As the ash entered the engines, it melted in the combustion chambers and adhered to the inside of the power-plant. As the engine cooled from inactivity, and as the aircraft descended out of the ash cloud, the molten ash solidified and enough broke off for air to again flow smoothly through the engine, allowing a successful restart. The engines had enough electrical power to restart because one generator and the onboard batteries were still operating; electrical power was required for ignition of the engines.

Engines one, two and three were replaced at Jakarta, as well as the windscreen, and the fuel tanks were cleared of the ash that had entered them through the pressurisation ducts, contaminating the fuel and requiring that it be disposed of. After being ferried back to London, engine number four was replaced and major work was undertaken to return the aircraft to service.

Although the airspace around Mount Galunggung was closed temporarily after the incident, it was reopened days later. It was only after a Singapore Airlines 747 was forced to shut down three of its engines while flying through the same area nineteen days later (13 July) that Indonesian authorities closed the airspace permanently and rerouted airways to avoid the area; a watch was set up to monitor clouds of ash.[3] Flight 9 was not the first encounter with this eruption — a Garuda DC-9 had encountered ash on 5 April 1982.[8]

The crew received various awards, including the Queen’s Commendation for Valuable Service in the Air and medals from the British Air Line Pilots Association. Following the incident, the crew and passengers formed the Galunggung Gliding Club as a means to keep in contact.[9] G-BDXH’s engineless flight entered the Guinness Book of Records as the longest glide in a non-purpose-built aircraft.

One of the passengers, Betty Tootell, wrote a book about the incident, All Four Engines Have Failed. She managed to trace some 200 of the 247 passengers on the flight, and went on to marry a fellow survivor, James Ferguson, who had been seated in the row in front of her. She notes: “The 28th December 2006 marks the start of our 14th year of honeymoon, and on the 24th June 2007 many passengers and crew will no doubt gather to celebrate the 25th anniversary of our mid-air adventure.”[10]

British Airways continued to operate the Flight 9 route from London Heathrow to Sydney; in March 2012 the route was curtailed to BangkokCity of Edinburgh, later renamed City of Elgin, continued to fly for British Airways after the incident, before being sold to European Aviation Air Charter. The aircraft was taken out of service in February 2004; in 2009, the then 30-year-old aircraft was scrapped. In September 2009 the environmental group 10:10 bought the fuselage of City Of Edinburgh to be made into tags. The tags, bearing the campaign’s logo, were worn as necklaces or bracelets and used to raise awareness of 10:10’s work: the organisation aimed to persuade individuals, organizations and businesses to reduce their carbon emissions by 10% in 2010.[11]

The incident featured in an episode of the Mayday documentary TV series Air Crash Investigation titled “Falling From the Sky”. This episode was repeated a number of times when the Eyjafjallajökull volcano caused a large-scale shutdown of European airspace.

Captain Eric Moody gave an interview to the July 2010 edition of Flaps Podcast, where he recounted his experience.

Similar incident

A nearly identical incident occurred on 15 December 1989 when KLM Flight 867, a Boeing 747-400 from Amsterdam to Anchorage, Alaska, flew into the plume of the erupting Mount Redoubt, causing all four engines to fail due to compressor stall. Once the flight cleared the ash cloud, the crew was able to restart each engine and then make a safe landing at Anchorage.[12]

source:::::business insider.com

Natarajan

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/captain-announcement-after-all-four-engines-failed-2013-2#ixzz2LvBynqiv

Message For The Day…..Wherever You Are You are Near Me !!!

What do people know of the motives that prompt the Lord and His actions? Some found fault with Sage Narada for repeating the name of the Lord, always, without intermission. But until Sayujyam (merging in the Absolute), the name has to be used; the idea of separation will end only with mergence, not before that. Do not waver or doubt when once you are convinced. Seek to understand and satisfy yourself. After that, do not be misled. When the Sun is over your head there will be no shadow; similarly when faith is steady in your head it should not cast any shadow of doubt

However you are, you are Mine, I will never give you up. Wherever you are, you are near Me. You cannot go beyond My reach. – Baba

Swami Sathya Say in one of HIS discourses…

Natarajan

Was Hitler A Vegetarian ?!!!?

was Hitler a vegetarian ?….By Roya Nikkhah in THE TELEGRAPH UK

Natarajan

Margot Woelk, 95, said that Hitler ate only the freshest fruit and vegetables during the two and a half years that she was forced to check his food for traces of poison.
During the Second World War, Mrs Woelk, a German citizen whose husband had been sent to fight, was taken by the SS to Hitler’s Eastern Front headquarters in modern-day Poland, known as the “Wolf’s Lair”.
There, she joined a team of a dozen other women whose job it was to protect Hitler from any attempts to poison him.
She said: “Between 11 and 12 o’clock, we had to taste the food, and only after all of us had tried it was it driven to the headquarters by the SS.
“It was all vegetarian, the most delicious fresh things, from asparagus to peppers and peas, served with rice and salads. It was all arranged on one plate, just as it was served to him. There was no meat and I do not remember any fish.
“Of course I was afraid. If it had been poisoned I would not be here today. We were forced to eat it, we had no choice.”

Hitler’s apparent enthusiasm for vegetarianism reflected the Nazi obsession with Aryan bodily purity.
A Hitler Youth manual from the 1930s promoted soya beans, which it called “Nazi beans” as an alternative to meat.
In 1942, Hitler told Joseph Goebbels that he intended to convert Germany to vegetarianism when he won the war.
But although he referred to meat broth as “corpse tea”, he was not fastidious about declining meat. Dione Lucas, his cook before the war, claimed that he was a fan of stuffed pigeon and he was also known to be partial to Bavarian sausages and the occasional slice of ham.
His table manners also came under scrutiny. In a secret diary, one German soldier wrote: “Hitler eats rapidly, mechanically. He abstractedly bites his fingernails, he runs his index finger back and forth under his nose, and his table manners are little short of shocking.”
Hitler spent 800 days at the Wolf’s Lair between 1941 and November 1944, when he abandoned it as the Russians approached.
Mrs Woelk is believed to be the only surviving member of Hitler’s food tasting team.
Shortly before his camp fell to the Russians, she was smuggled out and helped back to Berlin by a sympathetic soldier.
“He put me on Goebbels’s train and I got out,” she said. It is thought that the other women with whom she worked were shot by the Russians.
In 1946, Mrs Woelk was reunited with her husband, Kurt, whom she had presumed dead. The couple lived together until his death in 1990.