Message for the Day…Swami”s Advice to Students who Write Exams Now ….

At times, you may feel dissatisfied with the answers you wrote, even though you have spent a lot of time reading. Why? Because when you are preparing for examinations, mere reading is not sufficient. You may read at home and feel confident of writing well in the exam hall, but that doesn’t work. You must necessarily practice at home what you do in the examination hall. That is why you should often practice writing the answers. Many things which you do not understand clearly while reading, becomes easier to comprehend when you write. The more you write and practice at home, the better you will do in the examination hall. I will also share another secret for your success: In the examination hall, before receiving the question paper, you should first pray. Receive the question paper after your prayer. Then slowly read the question paper and start answering the easy questions first and the difficult ones towards the end.

Sathya Sai Baba

Just For Laugh …” What Feed you Give to your Pigs ….” !!!

The farmer

 

There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: “What do you use to feed your pigs?”

 

“Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?”

 

“Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don’t feed them like you should, they shouldn’t eat wastes.”

 

Then he fined the farmer.

 

Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer answered: “Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak…why?”

 

“Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it’s unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat.”

 

And he fined the farmer.

Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question. The hesitant farmer answered after a few minutes: “Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want.”

source::::input from a friend of mine

natarajan

Pax Pens Shocking Note To Pilot …

Carey Smith Steacy pictured in a Westjet plane. Picture: Carey Smith Steacy/Facebook

Carey Smith Steacy pictured in a Westjet plane. Picture: Carey Smith Steacy/Facebook Source: Facebook

IT WAS the last thing pilot Carey Smith Steacy expected to find at the end of her flight.

Instead of a message of thanks for a good trip, Steacy was shocked when she was handed an infuriating note left behind by a passenger.

The note, written on a serviette by ‘David’ who was in seat 12E on the Calgary-bound flight on the weekend, complained that the cockpit of a plane “is no place for a woman”.

He asked the airline to alert him the next time “a fair lady is at the helm, so I can book another flight!”

Pilot’s revenge on complaining passenger

Airport worker’s touching note to passenger

Secret airline talk decoded

The offensive note.

The offensive note. Source: Facebook

 

 

Passenger pens shocking note to pilot

It shocked the female pilot. Source: Supplied

 

Steacy, who lives in Surrey, Canada, posted the photos on her Facebook page along this response: “To @David in 12E on my flight #463 from Calgary to Victoria today. It was my pleasure flying you safely to your destination.

“Thank you for the note you discreetly left me on your seat. You made sure to ask the flight attendants before we left if I had enough hours to be the Captain so safety is important to you, too.

“I have heard many comments from people throughout my 17-year career as a pilot. Most of them positive. Your note is, without a doubt, the funniest. It was a joke, right? RIGHT?? I thought, not. You were more than welcome to deplane when you heard I was a ‘fair lady’.

“You have that right. Funny, we all, us humans, have the same rights in this great free country of ours. Now, back to my most important role, being a mother.”

The response earned her a lot of praise on Twitter. 

source::::news.com.au 

natarajan

Joke of the Day….

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing? “The farmer replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize. “How?” asks the man, puzzled. “Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field.”   

…………….

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of an enormous forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.
“It will be waiting for you at the airport!” he was assured by his editor.
As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, “Let’s go! Let’s go!” The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.
“Fly over the north side of the fire,” said the photographer, “and make three or four low level passes.”
“Why?” asked the pilot.
“Because I’m going to take pictures! I’m a photographer, and photographers take pictures!” said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience.
After a long pause the pilot said, “You mean you’re not the instructor?”

source::::joke a day .com

natarajan

 

Message for the Day…” You Must always Talk to others in a Pleasing Manner…”

In a story, Birbal tells Akbar, “Sweet talk is the sweetest thing in the world; nothing else, not milk, honey or jaggery comes close to it. A sweet word is the most valuable thing; through it one we can win a person over, give great joy and even attain a higher status. When crows caw at us, we throw stones at them. Whereas, when cuckoos sing, we respect them. Neither is the cuckoo going to give us a crown, nor will the crow punish us. When one’s speech is good, one earns a good name. Hence, a sweet word is indeed the sweetest thing in the world.” You must always talk to others in a manner which would give them contentment and joy. This is the essence of all scriptures. It is not enough to listen to, learn or chant Vedas, scriptures and Puranas (ancient spiritual texts), you must give joy and satisfaction to others.

Sathya Sai Baba

 

Jokes for the Day…

Selling at an auction was halted when the auctioneer announced, “Someone in the room has lost his wallet containing $2,000. He is offering a reward of $500.00 for its immediate return.” After a moment of silence, there was a call from the back of the room, “$550.00”   

…………….

Michael was selling a fine horse, and his friend Liam came over with the intention of buying it. “How much is it?” asked Liam, and Pat told him “500 dollars.” Liam was startled, and said, “But sure, I could give only 25 dollars for even such a fine horse.” “Done!” said Michael. Liam was surprised again. “How is it you came down so fast?” Michael smiled and said, “25 dollars is what he’s worth, all right, but you’re my friend, and I thought you’d like owning a 500 dollar horse.”

…………………

Hey did you hear?
U.P.S and Fed-EX are merging. There going to call it Fed-Up
………………….

Here’s a humorous story about a wealthy businessman as told by one of his grandchildren. Back in 1927 the businessman was bringing his wife, new baby and a nurse home from the hospital in a brand new Lincoln. As luck would have it, the car stalled on the tracks and they could hear a whistle blowing in the distance. Now, the man would rather risk his life than admit he couldn’t handle any problem.
He looked at his watch and said calmly, ”The 4:05 is right on time.” ”My baby!” screamed his wife. ”Let’s get out!” ”What! And leave a $6,000 Lincoln on the tracks!” He snapped. ”If you will just settle down, I’ll get it started.”
But nobody settled down, and the train came into view. Everyone left the car except the businessman. He leaned out the window and yelled to his wife, ”Hey Ruth. In case I get killed, the key to the vault is behind the Shakespeare book in my study.”
The conductor, slowing down for a stop anyway, managed to halt the train ten feet from the car.
”Darn!” cursed the businessman. ”Now I’ve got to find a new hiding place for the vault key!”
source::::::joke a day.com
natarajan

 

 

“பாவ மூட்டையை எப்படி எறக்கப் போறே ? ….”

பல வருடங்களுக்கு முன்பு நடந்தது இந்த நிகழ்ச்சி.

அன்று மஹானின் தரிசனம் எல்லோருக்கும் கிடைத்துக் கொண்டிருந்தது. மெளன அஞ்சலிக்குப் பிறகு பிரசாதத்தைப் பெற்று போனவர்களும் தங்களின் குறைகளை ஓரிரு வார்த்தைகளால் சொல்லி ஆறுதல் பெற்றவர்களும் இருந்தார்கள்.

தொடரின் நடுவே ஒருவர் வந்து நின்றார். அவரை மஹான் ஏறிட்டுப் பார்த்தார். பிறகு மெதுவான குரலில்,
“உன் பிள்ளைகளுக்கும் குடும்பத்தாருக்கும் ந்ல்லது செய்யறதாக நினைச்சுண்டு மேலே மேலே பாவ மூட்டையை அவா பேர்லே ஏத்திண்டு இருக்கே” என்றார்.

எதிரில் இருந்தவர் திடுக்கிட்டார். மனதறிந்து தாம் எந்தப் பாவமும் செய்யவில்லையே என்கிற எண்ணம் அவருக்கு….மஹானை ஏறிட்டுப் பார்த்தார்.

“பிராமணனா பிறந்தவர்கள் அன்னத்தை விலைக்கு விற்கப் படாதுன்னு சாஸ்திரத்திலே சொல்லியிருக்கே, அதை நீ படிச்சதில்லையா?”

அந்தப் பக்தர் ஓட்டல் நடத்துபவர். பிழைப்பிற்காக இதை பல வருடங்களாக நடத்தி வந்திருக்கிறார். பக்தர் அதற்கும் பதில் சொல்லவில்லை.

“சரி, அது உன் பிழைப்புக்காகன்னு வெச்சிண்டா கூட, அதுக்கு மேலேயும் வேறொரு பெரிய பாவத்தையும் பண்ணிண்டு இருக்கே…”

பக்தருக்கு உண்மையில் அது என்னவென்றே தெரியவில்லை. மஹானே தொடர்ந்தார்: “சேத்து வச்சிருக்க பணம் போதாதுன்னு, அதை வட்டிக்கு விட்டு அநியாயமா பணத்தை வசூல் செய்யறே. இது நீ அடுத்த தலைமுறைக்கு சேத்து வைக்கிற பாவம்” என்றார்.

தான் பணத்தை வட்டிக்கு விடுவது மஹானுக்கு எப்படித் தெரியும் என்கிற பிரமிப்பு நீங்கும் முன்னர் மஹான் சொன்னார்:

“நீ கேட்கிற அநியாய வட்டியைத் திருப்பிக் கொடுக்கும் போது வயிறெரிந்து உன்னையும் உன் குடும்பத்தாரையும் சபிக்க மாட்டார்களா?” அப்படி பல சம்பவங்கள் நடந்தது பக்தருக்குத் தெரியும்.

”இந்தப் பாவமூட்டை உன் சந்ததியின் தலைமேல் ஏறி உட்கார்ந்து கொள்ளுமே. அதை எப்படி இறக்கப்போறே? இதுவரைக்கும் நீ சேத்து வச்ச பணம் போறாதா? எதுக்கு மேலே மேலே ஆசைப்பட்டு உன் சந்ததிக்கு பாவமூட்டையை சேர்த்து வைக்கறே?” மஹான் இப்படிக் கேட்டதுதான் தாமதம். அந்த பக்தர் நெடுஞ்சாண்கிடையாக மஹானின் காலில் விழுந்தார்; கதறித் துடித்தார்.

“இனி நான் என்ன செய்யணும் சொல்லுங்கோ மஹாபிரபு!”

எழுந்தவரை ஆசீர்வதித்த பின்னர்,

“நீ இதுவரை சேர்த்த பணம் உன் தலைமுறைக்கும் போதும். முதல்லே நீ நடத்தற ஓட்டலை மூடி.. அன்னமுன்னு கேட்டு வர்றவாளுக்கு உன் ஆத்திலே சாப்பாடு போடு. வட்டிக்குப் பணம் கொடுத்து வாங்கறதையும் நிறுத்திடு”.

“அப்படியே ஆகட்டும்” என்று கை கூப்பினார் பக்தர்.

“இன்னும் ஒரு விஷயம் பாக்கி இருக்கே!”

“மஹா பெரியவா சொன்னா கேட்டுக்கிறேன்”.

“இதுவரை நீ வாங்கின வட்டியை எல்லாம் கணக்குப் போடு. எவ்வளவு பணம் சேந்திருக்குன்னு பார். அதை மொத்தம் எடுத்துண்டு போய் திருப்பதி ஏழுமலையான் உண்டியிலே போட்டுட்டு அவரை சேவிச்சு வா”.

பக்தர் விடை பெற்றுக் கொண்டார்.

மஹாபெரியவா பக்தர்கள் பாவ மூட்டையை சுமக்கக் கூடாதென்பதில் எவ்வளவு கண்ணும் கருத்துமாக இருந்தார் என்பது இதிலிருந்து தெரிகிறது அல்லவா?

ஜெய ஜெய சங்கர! ஹர ஹர சங்கர!!

source::::www.periva.proboards.com

natarajan

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Joke For The Day…”Jassica , shut your mouth …” !!!

 

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out.

John said, “I’m very sorry officer, I didn’t realize it was out, I’ll get it fixed right away.”

Just then Jessica said, “I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed.
couple fight
So the officer asked for John’s license and after looking at it said, “Sir your license has expired.
And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn’t realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.
Jessica said, “I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired.
Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, “Jessica, shut your mouth!!”
The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. “Does your husband always talk to you like that?
Not always,” answers Jessica, “only when he’s drunk.
source:::: Baba mail
natarajan

Singapore …. Now the World”s Costliest City …

The soaring cost of cars and utilities as well as a strong currency have made Singapore the world’s most expensive city, toppling Tokyo from the top spot, according to a survey Tuesday.

Tokyo’s weakening yen saw it slide to sixth place, the position previously occupied by Singapore, in the 2014 Worldwide Cost of Living survey by the Economist Intelligence Unit (EIU).

“Singapore’s rising price prominence has been steady rather than spectacular,” said a report accompanying the survey by the research firm.

It said a 40 percent rise in the Singapore dollar along with “solid price inflation” pushed the country to the top of the twice-yearly survey from 18th a decade ago.

The survey, which examines prices across 160 products and services in 140 cities, is aimed at helping companies calculate allowances for executives being sent overseas.

The report said Singapore’s curbs on car ownership, which include a quota system and high taxes, made it “significantly more expensive than any other location when it comes to running a car”.

A new Toyota Corolla Altis costs $110,000 in Singapore compared to around $35,000 in neighboring Malaysia.

Overall transport costs in Singapore are almost three times higher than those in New York, it said.

“In addition, as a city-state with very few natural resources to speak of, Singapore is reliant on other countries for energy and water supplies, making it the third most expensive destination for utility costs,” the report said.

It also noted that Singapore is the priciest place in the world to buy clothes, as malls and boutiques in its popular Orchard Road retail hub import luxury European brands to “satisfy a wealthy and fashion-conscious consumer base”.

Singapore has one of the world’s highest concentrations of millionaires relative to its 5.4 million population. Its per capita income of more than $51,000 in 2012 masks a widening income gap between the richest and poorest.

In Europe, Paris rose six places to become the world’s second most expensive city, a trend the EIU said was indicative of recovering European prices and currencies.

“Improving sentiment in structurally expensive European cities combined with the continued rise of Asian hubs means that these two regions continue to supply most of the world’s most expensive cities,” Jon Copestake, the editor of the report, said in a statement.

The report said European cities were among the priciest in the recreation and entertainment categories, reflecting “a greater premium on discretionary income”.

New York, which serves as the base city for the survey, was ranked 26th, while Sydney and Melbourne came in at fifth and sixth respectively owing to a strong Australian dollar.

Caracas was tied at sixth with Melbourne, Geneva and Tokyo, but the EIU said the Venezuelan capital’s position was largely due to the imposition of an artificially high official exchange rate.

“If alternative black market rates were applied Caracas would comfortably become the world’s cheapest city in which to live,” it said.

India’s financial centre Mumbai was ranked the world’s least expensive city, joining other South Asian cities including Karachi, New Delhi and Kathmandu in the bottom of the pile.

The five most expensive cities were judged to be Singapore, Paris, Oslo, Zurich and Sydney in descending order. Caracas, Geneva, Melbourne and Tokyo were tied at sixth place while Copenhagen was tenth. 

source::::Business Insider India 

natarajan

Message for the Day…”Prayer is for the Mind just as Food for the Body …”

Prayer is for the mind, just as food is for the body. Wholesome food gives health and strength to the body. Prayer purifies your mind and strengthens your spirit. If bhajans are done in an ostentatious manner, ego gets bloated. Young people must proceed from tamas, the darkness of ignorance, to tapas, spiritual austerities. Be steadfast in pursuing whatever you choose. There is no point in doing meditation for two days and giving up on the third day. If you start practicing meditation, it must become an integral part of your life. You cannot assume you are meditating by merely closing your eyes. You must progress until you feel united with the God present within your heart. Along with meditation, you must acquire the knowledge and skills to lead your professional life. You must always maintain the same discipline and strength of character, wherever you are.

 Sathya Sai Baba