” Tiger in the Toilet ” !!!

 

 

*Kaizen Story: Tiger in the Toilet*

Once a stranded Tiger entered the washroom of a Corporate Office and hid in a dark corner. Since there were people outside the washroom throughout the day, the Tiger was afraid to come out.

Many people frequented the washroom, but the frightened Tiger didn’t touch anyone. However, after four days it couldn’t bear hunger anymore, so it caught a man who had come in, and ate him.

This man happened to be an Assistant General Manager in the organization, but nobody noticed his disappearance.

Since nothing untoward happened, the Tiger became bolder and after two days caught another man and ate him.

This man was the General Manager of the organization.

Still, nobody was worried over his disappearance (Some people were even happy that he was not seen in the office).

Next day, the Tiger caught the Vice President who was a terror in the organization. Again nothing happened.

The Tiger was very happy and thought that this was the perfect place for him to live.

The very next day the happy Tiger tried to catch a man who had entered the washroom while balancing a tray of teacups in one hand.

The frightened man fell unconscious. Within fifteen minutes a huge hue and cry ensued, and everyone in the office started looking for the man. The search team reached the washroom, flushed out the Tiger and saved the unconscious man. He was the tea boy in the office.

*Moral of the Story*

It is not the position, but our usefulness to others that makes us lovable and respectable. If your subordinates are happy in your absence that means you are not a perfect leader.

Source….Input from a friend of mine
Natarajan

படித்து ரசித்தது …10 வினாடி கதை !!!

 

10 செகண்ட் கதைகள்*

அவசியம் படிக்கவும்

*அறியாமை*

”அம்மா, இதுகூடவா தெரியலை” மிதுன், தன் அம்மாவுக்குப் புத்தம்புது ஆப் பற்றி விளக்கிக்கொண்டிருந்தபோது காலிங் பெல் சத்தம். வாசலில், கிராமத்தில் இருந்து அவனது அத்தையும் மாமாவும். கதவைத் திறந்தவன் கத்தினான், ”அம்மா… யாரோ வந்திருக்காங்க பாரு. எனக்குத் தெரியலை!”
😞😞😞😞

*நீதி*

நீதிபதி: குனிஞ்ச தலை நிமிராம நிக்கிறாங்க… இவங்களையா டிவோர்ஸ் பண்றீங்க?

அவன்: ஐயா… அவ இப்பக்கூட ‘ஜட்ஜ்மென்ட் டே’னு ஃபேஸ்புக்ல ஸ்டேட்டஸ் அப்டேட் பண்ணியிருக்கா!
😗😗😗

*உபதேசம்*

”தண்ணியை வேஸ்ட் பண்ணாமப் பிடிங்கப்பா!” எனக் கத்திக்கொண்டிருந்தான், வழி முழுக்க தண்ணீரைக் கொட்டிக்கொண்டே வந்த லாரி டிரைவர்!
😜😜😜

*பரிதவிப்பு*

”கையில இன்னும் பட்டாசு மருந்து ஒட்டிட்டு இருக்கு பாரு… கையை நல்லாக் கழுவிட்டு வந்து சாப்பாட்டுல கை வை” தன் பத்து வயது மகனைக் கடிந்தாள் அந்த விதவைத் தாய், இருவரும் வேலைபார்க்கும் பட்டாசு கம்பெனியின் மதிய உணவு இடைவேளையில்!
😔😔😔😔

*வரம்*

”பக்தா… உன் பக்தியை மெச்சினேன்.

என்ன வரம் வேண்டும்?”

”கடவுளே… நீங்க எனக்கு வரம் தந்தீங்கன்னு சொன்னா, ஒரு பய நம்ப மாட்டான். அதனால

ஒரு செல்ஃபி எடுத்துக்கலாமா?”

😎😎😎

*பெற்ற உள்ளம்*

”என்னை முதியோர் இல்லத்தில் சேர்த்துவிட்டுப் போகும் மகனுக்குத் தெரியவே கூடாது, அவனை நான் பக்கத்துத் தெருவில் உள்ள அநாதை ஆசிரமத்தில் இருந்துதான் தத்தெடுத்தேன் என!”
😯😯😯😯

*தலைமை*

தன் தலைமையில் வகுப்புத் தோழிகளுடன் அந்தச் சிறிய கிராமத்தை பக்காவாகச் சுத்தம்செய்து, ‘க்ளீன் வில்லேஜ்’ புராஜெக்டை வெற்றிகரமாக முடித்து வீடு திரும்பினாள் தனிஷா. அம்மா கத்திக்கொண்டிருந்தாள், ”ஏழு கழுதை வயசு ஆகுது… இன்னும் உன் ரூமை சுத்தமாவெச்சுக்கத் தெரியலை. எல்லாம் போட்டது போட்டபடி கிடக்குது!”

😇😇😇

*வருத்தம்*

தனக்கு மூன்றாவதும் பெண்ணாகப் பிறந்துவிட்டதற்காக மிகவும் வருத்தப்பட்ட முருகன், பின் தன் வாழ்நாள் முழுக்க வருத்தப்படவே இல்லை!
😢😢😢

*சைலன்ஸ்*

‘பின் டிராப் சைலன்ஸ்…’ வகுப்பில் ஆசிரியர் சொன்னதும், அனைத்து மாணவர்களும் தத்தமது மொபைலை சைலன்ட் ஆக்கினர்!
😃😃😃😃

*சம்சாரி*

அறுத்த நெல் அனைத்தையும் பண்ணையாருக்கு வட்டியாகக் கட்டிவிட்டு, ரேஷன் கார்டைத் தேடி எடுத்தார் சம்சாரி ராமசாமி, இலவச அரிசி வாங்க!
😁😁😁😁

Source…….Facebook  input

Natarajan

Joke of the Day…” Way to cut cost …” !!!

 

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Congress said, “Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?” So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

 

Then Congress said, “How will we know the night watchman is doing his tasks correctly?” So they created the Quality Control Department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Congress said, “How are these people going to get paid?” So they created a time keeper and a payroll officer position, then hired two people for the roles.

Then Congress said, “Who will be accountable for all of these people?” So they created an administrative section and hired three people: An Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Congress said, “We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost.”

So they laid off the night watchman.!!!

 

Source….www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

 

How Much are Olympic Gold Medals Worth….?

 

As far as the value of the raw materials in them, this varies from Olympiad to Olympiad.  For the recent 2012 Olympics in London, the medals were the largest of any in Summer Olympic history up to that point, weighing in at 400g for the gold medal.  Of this 400g, 394g was sterling silver (364.45g silver / 29.55g copper) with 6g of 24 karat gold plating.  At the price of gold and silver when these medals were won by various Olympians, this means a gold medal in the London Olympics was worth about $624, with $304 of the value coming from the gold plating and about $320 coming from the sterling silver. Since then, the price of gold has dropped about 18% and the price of silver has dropped about 39%.

For the current 2016 Rio Olympics, the gold medals are one-upping the London Games, weighing in at a a half a kilogram, with about 462g of it silver, 6g gold, and the rest copper.  So by current gold and silver prices as of July 13, 2016, these medals are worth about $561 total, with approximately $301 of the value from silver and $260 from gold. So, despite being 1/5 more massive than the London Games Olympics medals, and having the same amount of gold and much more silver, due to the significant drop in gold and silver prices since 2012, the Rio gold medals are worth less at their awarding than the London Games medals were worth when they were awarded.

Of course, athletes can often get much more than this selling the medals on the open market, particularly for momentous medals, like the “Miracle on Ice” 1980 men’s U.S. hockey team gold medal.  Mark Wells, a member of that team, auctioned his medal off in 2012 and received $310,700 for it, which he needed to help pay for medical treatment.
Most auctioned medals don’t go for nearly this much, though.  For instance, Anthony Ervin’s 50 meter freestyle gold medal won in 2000, even with all proceeds going to the victims of the Indian Ocean tsunami, only sold for $17,100.  John Konrads’ 1500 meter freestyle gold medal won in 1960 only sold for $11,250 in 2011.  This is a great return in terms of what the raw value of the materials are worth, but certainly nowhere close to Mark Wells’ medal.

Gold medals in the Olympics weren’t always made mostly of silver.  Before the 1912 Olympics, they were made of solid gold.  However, they tended to be much smaller than modern medals.  For instance, the 1900 Paris gold medals were only 3.2 mm thick, with a 59 mm diameter, weighing just 53g.  For perspective, the London 2012 medals were 7 mm thick, with a diameter of 85 mm and, as mentioned, weighed 400g.  The 1900 Paris gold medals at today’s value of gold are worth about $2300.  For the 1912 games in Stockholm, the last year the gold medals were made of solid gold, the value of the gold medals at current prices of gold would be around $870.

If the current 2016 Olympic gold medals were made out of solid gold, they’d be worth about $21,625 each.  This may seem feasible, considering how much money the Olympics brings in, until you consider just how many medals are awarded during each summer Olympics.  For instance, in these 2016 Olympics, about 2,488 medals have been produced, including 812 gold medals. At $21,625 each, that would be just shy of $18 million dollars for the gold medal materials alone.

As it is, with the current gold medals having about $561 worth of materials, then $305 for the silver medals, and about $5 for the bronze (which are mostly made of copper, with a very small amount of zinc and tin), about $708,000 is still being spent on the raw materials alone for these medals, not to mention the cost of having them minted.

Source……..www.today i foundout.com

Natarajan

Joke of the Day …” Old people are not Stupid ” !!!

 

Joke of the Day…” Best Business Plan ….” !!!

 

As a boat docked into a tiny seaside village, a visiting businessman complimented the local fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.

“Not very long,” answered the fisherman.

“But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the businessman. The fisherman explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.
The businessman asked, “But what do you do with the rest of your time?”

“I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, play the guitar, and sing a few songs… I have a full life.”

The businessman interrupted, “I have an MBA from Harvard, and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat.”

“And after that?” asked the fisherman.

“With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to the city, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise.

How long would that take?” asked the fisherman.

“Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years,” replied the businessman.
“And after that?”

“Afterwards? Well my Friend, That’s when it gets really interesting,” answered the businessman, laughing. “When your business gets really big, you can start selling stocks and make millions!”

“Millions? Really? And after that?” said the fisherman.

After that you’ll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings doing what you like and enjoying your friends.

Source…….www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

Joke of the Day….” See that black building over there ….? ” !!!

 

Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, “Let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.”

“We’re new here,” says the second one. “It’s dark out, and we don’t know where to look. We’d better wait until the other bats go with us.”

The first bat replies, “Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere.” He flies out of the cave.

When he returns, he is covered in blood.

The second bat says excitedly, “Where did you get the blood?”

The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks, “See that black building over there?”

“Yes,” the other bat answers.

“Well,” says the first bat, glumly, “I didn’t.”….!!!

Source…….www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

 

 

 

Joke of the Day…” May I ask who you are ? “

 

A big, burly man knocked on the door of the pastor’s house one day and asked to see the minister’s wife, a woman known for her charity work and her love for the poor and helpless.

The woman opened the door and saw the man had tears streaming down his face.

“Oh, whatever is the matter?” she cried out.

“I come to you today, dear woman, for the purposes of doing charity and good work,” said the man in a hopeless voice.

“Come in, come in!” The woman admitted him inside and they sat in her living room.

“Madam,” said the man in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to $400.”

“How terrible!” exclaimed the preacher’s wife. “May I ask who you are?”

The sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes. “I’m the landlord,” he sobbed.

Source…..www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

Joke of the Day…” Free Ride …@ what cost …” !

 

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town.

“Let’s go to the fair, Matt,” his wife said, “We haven’t been anywhere for a long time.”

Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, “all right, but I’m not going to spend much money. We’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything.”

They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money. Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small, old looking airplane.
“Fun flight!” the notice said, “$20 for 10 minutes.”

Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well.

“I’ve only got $20,” he told the pilot. “Can my wife come with me for free?”

The pilot wasn’t selling many tickets. So he said, “I’ll make a bargain with you. If both of you can hold from screaming or shouting the whole flight, you won’t have to pay for her.”

Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.

The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things, up and down and all around, tricks, fast turns, everything he could to scare them. But they never uttered a word.

Eventually, the pilot said, “O.K., we’ll land now. None of you made a sound so your wife  can have her ride for free.”

“Thank you,” Matt said. “Wasn’t easy, especially when she fell out.”

Source……www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

Joke of the Day…” You people have a penchant for doing things wrong …” !!!

 

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines.

 

 He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat.

 The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

The war weary soldier asked, “Please, ma’am, may I sit in that seat?”

The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, “You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can’t you see my little Fifi is using that seat?”

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.

Again he asked, “Please, lady. May I sit there? I’m very tired.”

The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, “You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!”

The soldier didn’t say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.

An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, “You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you’ve thrown the wrong bitch out the window.”

Source….input from a friend of mine

Natarajan