Joke of the Day !!!

A suggestion from a Human Resources Manager:

HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES . . .

1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.

3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

4. Then analyze the situation:

a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.

d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management.

k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

m. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, take them as Consultants …

source::::: joke a day.com

natarajan

A Man Hijacks a Plane…Collects His Ransom Money and Jumps out Of Plane …!!!

 

This Day In History: November 24, 1971

An unidentified man referred to as D.B. Cooper hijacked a Boeing 727 airplane between Portland, Oregon and Seattle, Washington.   Cooper bought a one-way ticket on a Northwest Orient Airlines, Flight 305 to Seattle, Washington leaving Portland, Oregon at 2:50 p.m.  He brought with him aboard the plane a black suit-case supposedly containing a bomb.

During the 30 minute flight, Cooper handed a ransom note to the nearby flight attendant telling her he had a bomb and was going to use it if necessary.   He demanded $200,000 in unmarked $20 dollar bills, along with two front parachutes and two back parachutes.  His demands were delivered to the pilot William Scott, who then delivered them to the air traffic control center at the Seattle-Tacoma Airport. Cooper’s flight landed at the SEA-TAC Airport at 5:45 p.m.   After his money and parachutes were delivered, the passengers were released along with two of the flight attendants.  The hijacker then delivered his flight plan to the cockpit crew.   The plane was to take a course heading southeast to Mexico City and was to maintain an altitude of 10,000 feet.  The crew was ordered by Cooper to remain in the cockpit for the duration of the flight.

At 7:40 p.m., the aircraft took off heading south.  At approximately 8:00 p.m., the instruments on the plane indicated that the door had been opened and the stairs lowered.  Outside at 10,000 feet the temperature was around 10 degrees below zero, the weather was stormy, and the wind speed would have been around 200 mph. Around 10:15 p.m., the aircraft landed in Reno with FBI Agents, state troopers, sheriff’s deputies, and the Reno police surrounded the aircraft.   After a quick search, it was confirmed that Cooper was no longer on the airplane and his approximant departure happened between 8:00 p.m. and 8:13 p.m. Even with a thorough search and an exhaustive FBI investigation, the hijacker has never been located nor positively identified.  Originally, they had tried to tail the plane, but chose military F-106 fighter jets to do it with, which could not fly as slow as the airline plane was required to fly by Cooper.

It is believed that he probably didn’t survive the jump.  First, the F.B.I. had trouble locating parachutes for Cooper in the time they had allotted.  Because of this, out of the four chutes they gave him, they accidentally gave him one non-functional practice parachute and one parachute that was quite old.  They had not intended to give him bad parachutes at the time, because they thought there was a chance he’d be taking some of the crew with him.  He didn’t, but did pick the old primary parachute and the secondary non-functional, practice chute.  Further, Cooper had no jacket or rain protective gear and jumped on a cold stormy, pitch-black night into hilly terrain filled with trees.  Finally, no spent money has ever been recovered with the serial numbers matching those given to Cooper.  There has been $5,800 recovered though, which was found near the Columbia River about 40 miles from the predicted landing site, still bundled.   However, this isn’t seen as conclusive evidence that he didn’t survive because it could have just as easily been blown out of the bag during the jump or accidentally left there, if Cooper took a boat downstream.  In addition to that, there were ten bills missing from the bundles, which would likely have had to be manually taken out of the tightly bound bundles.  Further, the parachutes were very brightly covered and should have been easy to spot had he not survived.  So the mystery continues on whether he survived and who exactly he was in the first place.  Even recent DNA samples from evidence left in the plane have failed to turn up any leads.

source::::Today i foundout.com

natarajan

Photos That Will Literally Brighten Your Day !!!

 

1. This incredible technique is called “light painting”:

This incredible technique is called "light painting":

Jerry Kirkhart / (CC BY 2.0) / Via Flickr: jkirkhart35

2. Everyday things are made even more amazing with light…

Everyday things are made even more amazing with light...

Loren Sztajer / (CC BY-ND 2.0) / Via Flickr: lorensztajer

3. Even cement mixers can look beautiful with the right lighting!

Even cement mixers can look beautiful with the right lighting!

Thomas Quine / (CC BY 2.0) / Via Flickr: quinet

4. Torch-powered shadow puppetry has provided endless hours of fun to many generations.

Torch-powered shadow puppetry has provided endless hours of fun to many generations.

Jimmie / (CC BY-SA 2.0) / Via Flickr: jimmiehomeschoolmom

5. Light can create angels.

Light can create angels.

M.A. Cabrera Luengo / (CC BY-SA 2.0) / Via Flickr: cabreraluengocom

6. Fireworks are an international sign of celebration.

Fireworks are an international sign of celebration.

Rob Chandler / (CC BY-SA 2.0) / Via Flickr: 96147639@N00

7. Is there anything more relaxing than a room filled with candles?

Is there anything more relaxing than a room filled with candles?

Denise Cross Photography / (CC BY 2.0) / Via Flickr: ldcross

8. At the right angle, our shadows show us we are much more powerful than we think.

At the right angle, our shadows show us we are much more powerful than we think.

Jason / (CC BY-ND 2.0) / Via Flickr: jasmic

9. Light is movement…

Light is movement...

David / (CC BY-SA 2.0) / Via Flickr: rnddave

10. …light is warmth…

...light is warmth...

Jason Hickey / (CC BY 2.0) / Via Flickr: exquisitur

11. …and for some, light is something much more powerful.

...and for some, light is something much more powerful.

Simon & His Camera / (CC BY-ND 2.0) / Via Flickr: simon__syon

12. It only takes a little light to ward off a lot of darkness.

It only takes a little light to ward off a lot of darkness.

Zach Dischner / (CC BY 2.0) / Via Flickr: zachd1_618

13. It’s scientifically impossible to look at Christmas lights and not feel blissfully happy.

It's scientifically impossible to look at Christmas lights and not feel blissfully happy.

iris / (CC BY-ND 2.0) / Via Flickr: irisphotos

14. In short, light = love.

In short, light = love.

Amanda Bowman / (CC BY-ND 2.0) / Via Flickr: amandasphotographs
source::::Buzzfeed.com
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Painting by An Elephant… See It To Believe It !!!

 

 

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This is Suda, a 4-year-old elephant from Thailand. Elephants are one of the few species on this planet that are sentient (can perceive feeling; feel emotions), self-aware (conscious of themselves as individuals, i.e. they recognise themselves in a mirror, rather than thinking their reflection is another elephant), and significantly intelligent. These are the three main traits we as humans posses, and they lead us to believe that we are separate from animals; better; more advanced. In reality, we are really not that different from them. It’s such a shame that these beautiful animals are subjected to such cruelty and suffering at the hands of trophy hunters and circus masters, when they are so similar to us.

 

SOURCE ::::: Sheikh Nasr  in Face Book ….A woderful Post

Natarajan

 

Cool Global Selfie From NASA…Do You See Yourself !!!

 

NASA’s 3.2 gigapixel mosaic of … us

Last Earth Day, NASA asked us take pictures of ourselves and post to social media using the hashtag #GlobalSelfie. And here’s the result.

This is NASA's massive, 3.2 gigapixel mosaic of ... us.  And we look good.  Image via NASA.

Will Ferrell?  Or his doppleganger.  Grabbed from NASA's global selfie.

To see the individual selfies, click into the big, zoomable version of the global selfie here.

This past Earth Day (April 22, 2014), NASA invited you – and everyone else on the planet – to take part in a worldwide celebration. They asked us to take pictures of ourselves wherever we were on Earth, then post to social media using the hashtag #GlobalSelfie. And here’s the result. It’s a 3.2 gigapixel global selfiecomposed of 36,422 individual images. NASA said:

People on every continent – 113 countries and regions in all – posted selfies. From Antarctica to Yemen, Greenland to Guatemala, Micronesia to the Maldives, Pakistan, Poland, Peru – and on. The image was assembled after weeks of curating more than 50,000 #globalselfie submissions – not all were accessible or usable – from Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Google+ and Flickr.

Click here to read more about this image.

Bottom line: Cool global selfie from NASA, taken for and around last Earth Day 2014. Do you see yourself?

 

source:::: earth sky news site

natarajan

Joke of The Day !!!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:” Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?”

Watson said, “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes: “And what does that tell you?”

Watson: “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?”

Holmes: “Somebody stole our tent.”

 

source::::: joke a day.com

natarajan

Photograph Of the Day…

Ed Oelofse and his pal Sylvester the Cheetah ) - Mans best friend is usually a dog but meet the BIG CAT who has formed a heart-warming bond with its trainer after being rescued as an orphaned cub. Four-year-old Sylvester the cheetah has such a close bond with his trainer, 31-year-old Ed Oelofse, from Zimbabwe, he will happily sit side by side with Ed, even though in the wild a super quick cheetah like Sylvester could easily kill a grown man. The young cheetah was found abandoned in the wild after a lion savagely attacked and killed his mother, and four siblings.

Ed Oelofse and his pal Sylvester the Cheetah. Man’s best friend is usually a dog but meet the big cat who has formed a heart-warming bond with its trainer after being rescued as an orphaned cub. Four-year-old Sylvester the cheetah has such a close bond with his trainer, 31-year-old Ed Oelofse, from Zimbabwe, he will happily sit side by side with Ed, even though in the wild a super quick cheetah like Sylvester could easily kill a grown man. The young cheetah was found abandoned in the wild after a lion savagely attacked and killed his mother and four siblings.Picture: Caters   

source::::The Telegraph UK

Natarajan

Message For the Day…” As Senses are Unreliable ,Reactions Produced are also Equally Unreliable…”

You hear some good news and a little later, you hear some sad news. Sometime after that you hear harsh and abusive words. Your ears heard all words of praise and blame alike. But when happy news was told, your heart felt elated, and it shrunk when sad news was heard. The same heart got enraged when the ears heard harsh words and was filled with joy when it heard words of praise! The ears by themselves are incapable of any reaction; they merely transmit the message. Thus the senses by themselves are not conscious, they are inconscient (Jada). Then how can the operations of these senses and the experiences resulting from them be deemed as Truth or Reality (Sathya)? Understand clearly that as the senses are unreliable, the reactions produced by them are also equally unreliable. If you enquire along these lines, you will develop discrimination and can easily overcome sorrow.

 

Sathya Sai Baba

 

 

 

Quotable Quotes….

Every Artist gives his own name to his work.
But there is no artist like a “MOTHER”,
who gives birth to a child,
But gives Father’s name !!!
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Life is in Constant Conflict Between Love Ego.
Love Always Wants To Say Sorry
Ego Always Wants To Hear It.!
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Someone asked Life:
Why are you so difficult…????!!!
Life Smiled and said “You people never appreciate easy things”…
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Forgive others,
not because they deserve forgiveness,
but because you deserve Peace…
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Unbelievable fact —
Our body is full of water but wherever it hurts, blood comes out
Our heart is full of Blood but whenever it hurts, TEARS come out.
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If you have a “Magnetic” personality and
yet people don’t get attracted to you – it’s not your fault.
They have “Iron” deficiency in their bodies.
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Pearl of the Day:
“If You want to feel Rich,
Just Count All The Things You have, That Money cannot Buy.”
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The best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect
people,
but when each individual learns to live with the imperfections of
others
and can admire the other person’s good qualities !!!

 

source::::Unknown… input from a friend of mine

natarajan