
Money for the Dead!
An old miser, due to his terrible cheapness, had no friends nor family. Just before he died he called his doctor, his lawyer and a minister to come see him. They complied, and gathered together around his bed.
“I always heard you can’t take it with you, but I am going to prove you can,” he said. “I have $90,000 cash hidden underneath my mattress. It’s in 3 envelopes of $30,000 each. I want each one of you to grab one envelope now and just before they throw the dirt on my grave, you throw the envelopes in.”
Weeks later, the three attended the funeral, and true to their word, each threw in their envelope into the grave. On the way back from the cemetery, the minister said, “I don’t feel so good about this, I am going to confess, I deperately needed $10,000 for a new church we are building, so I took out $10,000 and threw only $20,000 in the grave.”
The doctor said, “I, too, must confess. I am building a clinic and took $20,000 and threw in only $10,000.” He looked ashamed.
The lawyer said, “Gentlemen, I’m surprised, shocked and ashamed of both of you. I don’t see how you could in good conscience hold on to that money. I threw in a personal check for the entire amount.”
source:::: ba-ba mail site
natarajan
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last; thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, ‘What the heck happened?’
22. Just remember — if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
source::::joke a day.com
natarajan
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all
the way home in the back seat of the car, his father asked him three
times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, “That preacher said he
wanted us brought up in a Christian home and I wanted to stay with you
guys.”
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A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room.
“How on earth did you manage to do that?” he fumed.
“Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!”
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Q. Why did the student eat his homework?
A. His teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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A Beautiful Optical Illusion With Rings
Lindzee is a French contact juggler who will now demontrate the ‘right ring’ technique, an optical illusion using conjoined rings that can also be used to convey a lot of beauty. This video showing his skills is set to Amelie’s “Comptine d’un Autre Ete”.
source:::::YOU TUBE and ba-ba mail site
natarajan
வருக வருக ஜய ஆண்டு
சித்திரைக் கோடையில்
சூடான காற்றும்
மர நிழலில்
ஒய்வு கொள்ளும்!
மரநிழலும்
மரத்தடியில்
வெய்யிலைக் கண்டு
வெளிறிப் போகும்!
வெய்யிலில்
வேப்ப மரங்கள்
வியர்வைத்துளியாய்
பூக்களைச் சிந்தும்!
பூக்களாம் மகிழ்ச்சியை
நம் நெஞ்சில் பரப்பி
ஜயப் புத்தாண்டு
ஜயமே கொடுக்கும்!
source:::: A.V. Ramanathan on 14..04 2014
natarajan
ஜயப் புத்தாண்டு வாழ்த்துக்கள்!