Laughter The Best Medicine …”He came here to buy Anacin…” !!!

The Manager says: “Do you have any sales experience?”

The Indian says: “Sir, I was a salesman back home in India.”

Well, the boss liked the Indian chappies so he gave him the job. “You
start tomorrow.. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
“How many sales did you make today?”

Indian boy says: “Sir, Just ONE sale.”

The boss says: “Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people
average 20 or 30 sales a day.” If you want to keep this job, you’d
better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was
the sale for?”

Indian boy says: ” $101 237. 64″

Boss says: “$101 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?”

Indian boy says: “Sir, First I sold  him small fishhook.
Then I sold him medium fishhook.
Then I sold  him large fishhook.
Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.

Then I ask him where he’s going fishing and he said down on the
coast, so I told him he’ll be needing a boat, so we went down to the
boating department and I sold him twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took
him down to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer.
I then ask him where he’ll be staying, and since he had no
accommodation, I took him to camping department and sold him one of
those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents.
Then the guy said, while we’re at it, I should throw in about $100
worth of groceries and two cases of beer.

The boss said: “You’re not serious? A guy came in here to buy a
fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?”

Indian boy says: “No Sir, actually he came in to buy Anacin for his
headache, and I said: Well, fishing is the best way to relax your
mind.”

source::::input from a friend of mine

natarajan

Phone Calls That Made History !!!

Phone calls that made history: In pictures (© Reuters/AP)

Nixon calls Armstrong on the moon (July 20, 1969)

For the first time, human beings land on the moon. So, what’s the best way to follow up this achievement? Well, by congratulating them the same day. Who does it? US President Richard M Nixon, of course. Nixon called Neil Armstrong, the first man who landed on lunar surface, and congratulated him and his fellow astronauts Michael Collins and Edwin ‘Buzz’ Aldrin Jr.

 

The first call: Rings a Bell? (March 10, 1876)

“Watson, come here. I need you.” This is where it all began. Alexander Graham Bell made the first telephone call in his Boston laboratory, summoning his assistant, Thomas A. Watson, from the next room. While working on a device to send multiple telegraph signals over the same wire by using harmonics, he heard a twang. That led Bell to investigate whether his apparatus could be used to transmit the sound of a human voice. Bell’s journal contains the following entry: “I then shouted into M [the mouthpiece] the following sentence: ‘Mr Watson, come here — I want to see you’. To my delight he came and declared that he had heard and understood what I said.”

Phone calls that made history: In pictures (© Reuters/AP)

 

Call that prevented nuke war (Oct 26, 1972)

The closest the world came to a nuclear war was in 1962 when Soviet Union began placing missiles in Cuba to defend against a possible US invasion of the island nation.  There was no dialogue between the US and Soviet Union, but things started moving toward a peaceful resolution on October 26, 1962 after a telephone call between President Kennedy and his brother and attorney general, Robert F. Kennedy.  The President told Robert that the US would remove missiles from Turkey if Soviet Union got its missiles out of Cuba. Robert conveyed this information to Soviet Ambassador Anatoly Dobrynin, which put an end to the looming crisis.

Phone calls that made history: In pictures (© Reuters/AP)

 

Bush’s ‘wake-up’ call to Rice after WTC attack (Sept 11, 2001)

No one expects to wake up in the morning to watch footage of planes crashing into the World Trade Centre, New York City. It was Sept 11, 2001. Then American President George W Bush, who had been to a photo-op event in Florida, immediately called National Security Adviser Condoleeza Rice to find out what was going on. That telephone call ignited Bush administration’s response to terrorism.

Phone calls that made history: In pictures (© Reuters/AP)

 

Rakesh Sharma calling from space (April 1984)
Squadron Leader Rakesh Sharma was the first Indian in space, whose telephonic conversation with Indira Gandhi is still talked about. When the then Prime Minister asked Sharma how India looked from above, he replied: ‘Saare Jahan Se Achcha.’ Sharma’s maiden space flight was on April 3, 1984. He conducted experiments during his mission on Soviet Union’s Salyut 7 Space Station.

Phone calls that made history: In pictures (© Reuters/AP)

 

Obama’s call to Iran President (Sept 27, 2013)
After seeing off Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh after their summit meeting in September, President Barack Obama hurried back to his Oval office in the White House to make a historic phone call. Obama’s 15-minute call to Iranian President Hassan Rouhani at around 2:30 pm on Sept 27 – as the latter headed in a car to the airport after attending the UN session in New York – laid the foundation for the landmark nuclear deal between Iran and six world powers led by the US.

Phone calls that made history: In pictures (© Reuters/AP)

source::::  Manjunath R Setty, India Syndicate  in msn.com

natarajan

“San Jose …California …Instead of San Jose … Mexico ” !!!

WHAT do you do when you land at the wrong airport? This was a real question UK couple Andrew and Julie Kelham had to ask upon landing at San Jose in California after 20 hours of travelling. 

The Kelham's landed at San Jose, California ... almost 2500 kilometres away from San Jose, Mexico. Picture: Flic...

The Kelham’s landed at San Jose, California … almost 2500 kilometres away from San Jose, Mexico. Picture: Flickr kasra afzali Source: NewsComAu

The couple were very excited about visiting their 21-year-old daughter, Frankie, who had been working in San Jose, Mexico for eight months. They forked out over $5500 for the 14-day trip.

Booking their travel arrangements through travel firm Thomas Cook in Harrogate, North Yorkshire, they jetted off anticipating an emotional reunion with their daughter – and a well-deserved family break.

However, instead of landing in San Jose, Mexico as anticipated, the tired couple landed in San Jose … in California … almost 2500 kilometres away.

It turned out they had been sent to the wrong city.

Upon landing they searched for their daughter, only realising they were in the wrong country when she called them after not being able to find them at arrivals.

Their first flight from Manchester to Chicago was correct, but the connecting flight from Chicago took them to California instead of Baja California Sur in the Mexican peninsula. The pair were booked into stay at the Royal Solaris Hotel in San Jose Los Cabos, in the Mexican peninsula of Baja California Sur.

Mrs Kelham, 51, told The Sun : ‘She was crying her eyes out. We couldn’t take it in.’

After spending an uncomfortable night at the wrong airport, the Kelham’s paid close to $1500 to fly to Mexico the next day where they were eventually reunited with their daughter. And although the pair were reimbursed, they still lost valuable time they had planned to spend with their daughter.

Mr Kelham, 50, said: ‘It was a nightmare. We missed two days with our daughter.’

A spokeswoman for the agents booking arm Netflights said: ‘We know how important holidays are for our customers and strive to meet and often exceed their expectations. The type of incident experienced by Mr and Mrs Kelham is extremely rare, and we would like to again apologise to the couple for any inconvenience caused. We’ve spoken to the couple since their return and have since resolved this matter to their satisfaction.’

SOURCE::::news.com.au

natarajan

” வாங்க …வாழ்த்துவோம் ஸ்வர்ண லக்ஷ்மியை ” !!!

அமெரிக்காவில் உள்ள ஐநா சபையில் ஒருவர் ஒரு முறை பேசினாலே வாழ்க்கையில் பாக்கியம் பெற்றவர் ஆவார் ஆனால் பார்வையற்ற சென்னை மாணவி சுவர்ணலட்சுமி ஒரு முறைக்கு இரு முறை சிறப்பு அழைப்பாளராக கலந்து கொண்டு ஐநாவில் பேசியுள்ளார் அவர் யார் என்பதை அறிய ஆர்வமாக இருக்கிறதா..

 

.ஐநாவும் என்னை அழைக்கும்..

சென்னை கனரா பாங்கின் நிறுவனர் நாள் விழாவினை முன்னிட்டு சாதனை புரிந்த மாணவ, மாணவியருக்கான பாராட்டு விழா ப்ரீடம் ட்ரஸ்ட் டாக்டர் சுந்தர் தலைமையில் நடைபெற்றது.
மேடைக்கு அழைக்கப்பட்டவர்களில் சுவர்ணலட்சுமி பலரது கருத்தையும் கவர்ந்தார்.
சென்னை பெருங்களத்தூர் பகுதியைச் சேர்ந்த ரவிதுரைக்கண்ணு- லட்சுமி தேவி தம்பதியின் ஒரே மகள் சுவர்ணலட்சுமி.
சுவர்ணலட்சுமிக்கு பிறவியிலே கண்பார்வை இல்லை. இவருக்கு பார்வைவேண்டி பலவித முயற்சிகள் எடுத்த பெற்றோர் அந்த முயற்சிகள் தந்த தோல்வியினால் துவண்டு போகவில்லை, காரணம் தாங்கள் துவண்டு போனால் அது தங்களது மகளை பாதிக்கும் என்பதால் மகளின் விருப்பம், அவரது முன்னேற்றத்திற்காக தங்களது வாழ்க்கை ஒதுக்கவும், சுவர்ணலட்சுமியின் வளர்ச்சியை செதுக்கவும் செய்தனர்.
சுவர்ணலட்சுமி சென்னையில் உள்ள பார்வையற்றோருக்கான லிட்டில் பிளவர் கான்வெண்ட் மேல்நிலைப்பள்ளியில் சேர்ந்து பிரமாதமாக படித்து வருகிறார் தற்போது அதே பள்ளியில் பத்தாம் வகுப்பு படிக்கிறார்
பாட்டு பாடுவது, கீபோர்டு வாசிப்பது, நீந்துவது, செஸ் விளையாடுவது என்று எதையும் விட்டு விடாமல் எதிலும் சோடை போகாமல் வளர்ந்து வந்த சுவர்ணலட்சுமிக்கு பள்ளியில் செயல்பட்டு வரும் குழந்தைகள் பார்லிமெண்ட் அமைப்பின் தகவல் தொடர்புதுறை அமைச்சர் பதவி கிடைத்தது.
இந்த இடத்தில் குழந்தைகள் பாராளுமன்றம் பற்றி ஒரு சில வார்த்தை
இந்தியாவின் பல மாநிலங்களில் குழந்தைகளை மட்டுமேவைத்து அமைக்கப்பட்டதுதான் இந்த குழந்தைகள் பாராளுமன்றம். தமிழகத்தில் எட்வின் என்பவரால் 1993ல் நாகர்கோவிலில் தொடங்கப்பட்டு, சிறப்பாக இயங்கி வருகிறது. தமிழகத்தில் மட்டும் 15,000 குழந்தைகள் பாராளுமன்றங்கள் உள்ளன. சமூக ஆர்வலர்களின் மூலம் நடத்தப்படும் இந்தப் பாராளுமன்றங்களில் பிரதமர் மற்றும் பிற அமைச்சர்கள் வரை அனைவரும் பள்ளி மாணவர்களே, இதன் ஒருங்கிணைப்பாளராக இருப்பவர் சூரியசந்திரன்.
குழந்தை திருமணம், பள்ளியில் இருந்து வெளியேற்றப்பட்ட பிள்ளைகளை மீண்டும் பள்ளியில் சேர்ப்பது, தங்களது பிரச்னைகளைத் தாங்களே பேசித் தீர்வுகாண்பது என இந்தப் பாராளுமன்றங்களின் பணிகள் மகத்தானவை. இதன் மூலம் மாணவர்கள், தங்களது பள்ளிப் பருவத்திலேயே தன்னம்பிக்கையையும் ஆளுமைப் பண்பையும் வளர்த்துக் கொள்ள முடிகிறது.
இந்த பாராளுமன்றத்தில் வெட்டி பேச்சு கிடையாது, வேட்டி கிழியும் அபாயமும் கிடையாது, வெளிநடப்பும் கிடையாது எல்லா பேச்சும் அளவானவை, ஆரோக்கியமானவை, குழந்தைகள் உரிமையை நிலைநாட்டுபவை, அவர்களது வளர்ச்சிக்கு வழிகாணுபவை.
ஒவ்வொரு பாராளுமன்றத்திலும் தேர்தல் மூலமாக அமைச்சர்கள் தேர்வு செய்யப்படுவார்கள். இவ்வாறு அந்தந்தப் பகுதிகளில் தேர்வு செய்யப்படும் அமைச்சர்கள் அடங்கிய பாராளுமன்றங்களின் கூட்டம் ஒவ்வொரு மாதமும் நடக்கும். அதில் சிறப்பாகப் பேசியவர்கள், செயல்பட்டவர்கள் மாநில அளவிலான பாராளுமன்றத்திற்குத் தேர்வு செய்யப்படுவார்கள்.
தகவல் தொடர்பு அமைச்சராக தேர்வு செய்யப்பட்ட சுவர்ணலட்சுமிக்கு இயல்பாகவே சமூக சேவை எண்ணம் உண்டு. இதன் காரணமாக கடலூரில் தானே புயல் தாக்குதல் சம்பவத்தை கேள்விப்பட்டு 30 ஆயிரம் ரூபாயை சேகரித்து நேரடியாக சம்பவ இடத்திற்கு போய் பாதிக்கப்பட்ட மக்களிடம் அந்த நிதியை வழங்கினார்.
அதன்பிறகு அனைவருக்கும் தொண்டு செய்யும் எண்ணம் வரவேண்டும் என்பதற்காக ஒருவருக்கு ஒரு ரூபாய் என்ற திட்டத்தை கொண்டு வந்து அந்த ஒரு ரூபாயும் பள்ளி குழந்தைகள்தான் தரவேண்டும் என்று சொல்லி ஏழாயிரம் ரூபாயை ஏழாயிரம் பேரிடம் இருந்து வசூல் செய்தார். இந்த பணத்தை கொண்டு இரண்டு குழந்தைகளின் படிப்பு கட்டணத்தை கட்டியதுடன் சிலருக்கு சீருடையும் வாங்கிக் கொடுத்தார்.
இந்த நிலையில் அடுத்து நடந்த பாராளுமன்ற கூட்டத்தில் சுவர்ணலட்சுமி நிதி அமைச்சராக தேர்வானார் இவரது பேச்சு செயல்பாடு காரணமாக அடுத்து நடந்த மாநில அளவிலான கூட்டத்தில் குழந்தைகள் பாராளுமன்ற பிரதமராக தேர்வானார்.
இந்த நிலையில் ஐநாவின் சிறப்பு அழைப்பாளராக அழைக்கப்பட்டு பெண்கள் மற்றும் குழந்தைகள் நலன் பற்றி பேச அனுமதிக்கப்பட்டார், இவரது சிறப்பான பேச்சு காரணமாக அமெரிக்கா போய் திரும்பி சில மாதங்களிலேயே திரும்பவும் ஐநா அழைக்கப்பட்டு மீண்டும் போய் பேசிவிட்டு வந்தார்.
இப்படி ஒரு முறைக்கு இருமுறை ஐநா போய்வந்த சுவர்ணலட்சுமிக்கு இங்குள்ள பல்வேறு அமைப்புகள் பாராட்டு விழா நடத்திவருகின்றன.
ஆரம்பத்தில் என்னிடம் பல விஷயங்களில் பயம், தயக்கம், பார்வை இல்லையே என்கிற வருத்தம் இருந்தது. சில்ரன்’ஸ் பார்லிமென்டில் சேர்ந்த பிறகு, தைரியமும் தன்னம்பிக்கையும் வளர்ந்தன. ‘எந்தச் செயலையும் பளுவாக நினைக்காமல், புதிய கண்ணோட்டத்துடன் அணுகினால் ஜெயிக்கலாம்’ என்பதைக் கற்றுக் கொண்டேன். ஒவ்வொரு பாராளுமன்றக் கூட்டத்தின் போதும் எந்த மாதிரியான பிரச்னைகள் விவாதத்துக்கு வரும், அதற்கு எப்படிப் பட்ட தீர்வைச் சொன்னால் சரியாக இருக்கும்னு ஒரு முன் தயாரிப்போடு இருப்பேன்.
இந்த திட்டமிட்ட உழைப்பு என்னை தற்போது இந்த உயரத்திற்கு கொண்டு வந்துள்ளது. இந்த பாராட்டுக்கள் என்னை இன்னும் சமூகத்திற்கு உழைக்க தூண்டுகிறது. எதிர்காலத்தில் மாவட்ட ஆட்சித் தலைவராகி இன்னும் நிறைய உழைக்க என்னை நான் தயார் செய்து கொண்டு வருகிறேன். நம்மை வாழவிடாமல் தடுப்பதற்கு நாட்டில் ஆயிரம் காரணங்கள் இருக்கும் ஆனால் வாழவைக்க ஏதேனும் ஒரு காரணம் இருக்கும் அந்த காரணத்தை பிடித்துக்கொண்டு நாமும் வளர வேண்டும், நம்மைச் சார்ந்தவர்களையும் வளர்க்க வேண்டும். பயமும், தயக்கமும்தான் நமது லட்சியப் பயணத்திற்கான தடைக்கற்கள் முதலில் அந்த தடைக்கற்களை தகர்த்து எறியுங்கள் என்று முழங்கும் சுவர்ணலட்சுமியை      வாழ்த்த  வார்த்தைகள் இல்லை !!!
– எல்.முருகராஜ்  in Dinamalar …Tamil daily

natarajan

“One Small Step For Man or One Small Step For A man “…What did Neil Armstrong really say? …

 

moonprintWhen Neil Armstrong set his left boot on the surface of the moon on July 21, 1969, becoming the first person to ever walk on the moon. He then spoke some of the most famous words in the history of mankind, ”That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”

So true, so brilliant, so inspirational yet…so contradicting? The word “man” and “mankind” are used synonymously, meaning that the oh-so-famous quote quite simply put was, “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for man.” Huh?

A one-lettered indefinite article is all it would take to turn this quote into the inspirational words our brains all process when we hear them. That article is “a”- “One small step for “a” man, one giant leap for mankind.” That is how most people interpret his words and, according to Neil Armstrong, those are the words he intended to speak.

NASA’s official transcript of the quote still shows the “a” in parentheses, “That’s one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind.” This is because the “a” is not audible in the broadcast. For years, both NASA and Armstrong insisted that static had obscured the “a”. Armstrong himself stated that he would never make such a mistake (omitting such an important part) but after listening to recordings of his quote, finally conceded that it’s possible that he may not have said the “a”. When he admitted this, he stated, “I would hope that history would grant me leeway for dropping the syllable and understand that it was certainly intended, even if it was not said—although it might actually have been”.

An Australia-based computer programmer named Pater Shann Ford conducted a digital audio analysis to support Armstrong’s claim that he did say “a” and concluded that he did, in fact, say “a man”, but the “a” was inaudible due to technological limitations of the time. However, linguists David Beaver and Mark Liberman wrote their own digital audio analysis of the infamous quote on Language Log blog and concluded that, “The acoustic evidence seems to be against Ford’s theory.”

But that’s not the end of the story. Support for Armstrong  has been found in a team of researchers from Michigan State University and Ohio State University who have concluded that Armstrong did indeed speak the words he claims to have spoken but static or technological limitations are not to blame for its apparent omission.  According to them, Armstrong’s Ohion accent is to blame y’all.

According to a Michigan State University specialist in communicative sciences, assistant professor Laura Diller, because of the dialect of his hometown, if Neil Armstrong did voice the word “a”, it was short and fully acoustically blended with the preceding word “for”.

 

The Acoustical Society of America’s article on this topic states that,

Dilley and her colleagues, who include MSU linguist Melissa Baese-Berk and OSU psychologist Mark Pitt, thought they might be able to figure out what Armstrong said with a statistical analysis of the duration of the ‘r’ sound as spoken by native central Ohioans saying ‘for’ and ‘for a’ in natural conversation. They used a collection of recordings of conversational speech from 40 people raised in Columbus, Ohio, near Armstrong’s native town of Wapakoneta. Within this body of recordings, they found 191 cases of ‘for a’. They matched each of these to an instance of ‘for’ as said by the same speaker and compared the relative duration. They also examined the duration of Armstrong’s ‘for (a’) from the lunar transmission.

The researchers found a large overlap between the relative duration of the ‘r’ sound in ‘for’ and ‘for a’ using the Ohio speech data. The duration of the ‘frrr(uh)’ in Armstrong’s recording was 0.127 seconds, which falls into the middle of this overlap, though it is a slightly better match for an ‘a’-less ‘for’. In other words, the researchers conclude, the lunar landing quote is highly compatible with either possible interpretation, though it is probably slightly more likely to be perceived as ‘for’ regardless of what Armstrong actually said. Dilley says there may have been a ‘perfect storm of conditions’ for the word ‘a’ to have been spoken but not heard.

source:::::today i foundout.com

natarajan

Pindrop Silence !!!….Few Drops of Those Moments !!!!



Veer Savarkar once started addressing a public meeting in Hindi at Bangalore .
The crowd started shouting ” Speak in Kannada. We will hear only in kannada.”
Veer Savarkar replied ” Friends, I have spent 14 years of rigorous imprisonment in the infamous Andaman Jail where all freedom fighters were kept in jail. I have learned Bengali from the freedom fighters coming from Bengal , Hindi from those coming from Uttar Pradesh, even Gujarati and Punjabi.  Unfortunately there was none from Karnataka from whom I could have learned Kannada.”

…and there was pin drop silence.  

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At a time when the US President and other US politicians tend to apologize for their country’s prior actions, here’s a refresher on how some former US personnel handled negative comments about the United States.

JFK’S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60’s when Charles DeGaule, the French President, decided to pull out of NATO.
DeGaule said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible.

Rusk responded “does that include those who are buried here?

DeGaule did not respond.

You could have heard a pin drop.
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When in England , at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if US plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush.

He answered by saying, ‘Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders.
The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.’

You could have heard a pin drop.
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There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American.
During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying ‘Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done?
He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims.  What does he intended to do, bomb them?’

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: ‘Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency  electrical power to shore facilities; they have three  cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck.  We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?’
 
You could have heard a pin drop.
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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies.
At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries.
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks when a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.
He then asked, ‘Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?’

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, ‘Maybe it’s because the Brit’s, Canadians, Aussie’s and Americans arranged it so you wouldn’t have to speak German.’

You could have heard a pin drop.
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………… AND THE FOLLOWING STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE ……….

Robert Whiting, an elderly US gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.

“You have been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked  sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.

“Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.”

The American said, ‘The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.”

“Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France !”

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard  look.
Then he quietly explained, ”Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country,
I couldn’t find a single Frenchman to show a passport to.”

You could have heard a pin drop.

source ::::unknown…input from a friend of mine…

natarajan

A Kangaroo @ Melbourne Airport…And Now An Alligator@ Chicago Airport !!!

A small alligator found under an escalator at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport has left authorities puzzled.

A maintenance worker discovered the alligator, which is about a foot (30 centimeters) long, on Friday in Terminal 3, Chicago Police spokesman Jose Estrada said Sunday.

An officer captured the reptile by putting a trash can over it.

“We don’t know where it came from or how long it’d been residing in the airport facilities,” Estrada said. “It’s one of those random incidents.”

The gator is now being cared for by the Chicago Herpetological Society.

“It was in pretty bad shape,” said Jason Hood, the group’s president. “We’re trying to get it healthy and find a place for it.”

He said the gator would likely head to an out-of-state alligator farm once authorities give the organization the all-clear to release the animal.

No one was injured.

source::::NDTV.com

natarajan

Plight of Pax in an AirFrance Flight …Is Air France Listening ?

Below is a blog post from http://jayharishshah.blogspot.in/2013/10/one-night-in-paris.html. I have no affiliation to the below post, but i believe it is a genuine post by an affected person.
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OCT 28

An open letter to Mr Alexandre De Juniac, CEO of Air France-KLM

 

To,
Mr ALEXANDRE DE JUNIAC
Chairman & Chief Executive Officer,
Air France-KLMDear Alexandre,

Can I call you Alexandre? I hope you don’t mind if I call you by your first name, I understand only your close friends and family members would lovingly call you Alexandre. I’m sure by the time we’re through this entire incident; you’d feel like we’ve known each other for years. As was the flight delay time, on one of your aircrafts I had the misfortune of flying.

You know Alexandre, I seldom read and the only thing I’ve ever lamented online is the proliferation of religious ideologies. I don’t believe in throwing brickbats on any passing subject but I do believe in the fact that writing needs a sense of purpose, which I’ve rarely come across until now. So you should feel special Alexandre, very special.

The thing is I’ve started dreaming about Air France, Alexandre. I can’t seem to get over. It’s like we’ve been flirting for so long, I can’t take it anymore. Everyday I wake up and I check my inbox to see if I’ve received an e-mail from one of your Customer Relations Executive, I frantically search my mailbox to see if there’s any post from Air France regarding the incident that’s probably going to have lifelong implications on the goodwill of your Company. I can’t take it anymore Alexandre, I can’t.

Please allow me to provide specific details in a timeline format, so that you can either pursue your professional dispensation and seek to resolve these difficulties — or more likely (I suspect) you’ll probably bury yourself in the buckskin leather chair you have and pass this nonchalant piece of information to your interns.

9th October 2013

5.45 pm (New York): I message my older sister good-bye and board Air France flight AF 17 from JFK Airport, New York. More often than not, my trips abroad are marred with unforeseen events so I was pleasantly surprised when I left New York to go back home, and that nothing untoward occurred over the course of 4 weeks. But then again, “impossible” isn’t a French word Alexandre and I didn’t realize I was still far from home, which means, I had spoken too soon.

See, you’re getting to know so much about me already. Although, a lot of this might come as a surprise to you, but life is full of surprises, no? Okay never mind.

8.15 am (Paris): Everything seemed normal and I tried to sleep my way to Paris with little luck. We landed in Paris around 7.00 am and proceeded to Terminal K Gate 51 to board my connecting Air France Flight AF 218 to Bombay, which was to depart at 10.50 am. I’ve had an eventful experience while passing through Paris the last time and I wasn’t feeling any better this time around either.

10.15 am: The information screen finally comes to life and announces that Flight AF 218 scheduled to depart at 10.50 am for Bombay has been delayed and rescheduled for 12.20 pm. You know the funny part Alexandre? I don’t see any of your ground staff who should’ve shared this information with us. You guys have taken digitalization to a whole new level.

12.00 pm: It’s been 5 hours now since we’ve been at the Airport. Once again Alexandre, there is no word from Air France, it’s way past our Boarding time but I don’t see any of those failed medical experiments asking us to Board the Aircraft. I’m worried Alexandre, will I ever get home? I couldn’t tell.

12.45 pm: As more and more passengers panic, voices grow louder; finally two of your immaculately dressed French men come to the floor. The words they utter, go through my chest like a glass splinter, only you could’ve helped stop the pain. They say that the flight to Bombay has been cancelled indefinitely. No clear reasons are given, just a plain, meaningless statement “the aircraft has technical issues!’’ Do you feel the coldness Alexandre? It’s like your wife, sending you an SMS saying your marriage can’t work. She doesn’t say why, she doesn’t even tell you if there’s any possibility of it working out. She just bails out on you Alexandre, harsh, isn’t it? I know, I can feel you.

I’ve been away from my family for a month; do you know how eager I am to get home? You can’t! But as you will realize later in this letter, my eagerness to get back home is nothing compared to, with good reason, the emergencies faced by some of the other passengers.

1.30 pm: The French men have now completely lost it! They forget your beautifully worded guide to solving customer issues and are completely clueless about what’s going on. They stick their ears to their talking devices and arrogantly refuse divulging any information to the stranded passengers. The only thing they promise us is that we won’t be flying out of Paris until next day. How comforting, feels just like your Buckskin leather chair, NOT! 

Kindly note, we’re in Paris! It’s the hub of Air France. An alternate flight could’ve been arranged?!

1.45 pm: After some verbal altercations with the passengers, your staff finally decided it’s time for us to have lunch. They handed out meal vouchers which could be redeemed at one of the two restaurants in the Terminal but directed us towards Exki in particular since it was closer to the Gate and we had to assemble at the Air France Office at the lower terminal for further “instructions”.

2.15 pm: Passengers assemble at the office. After waiting for 45 minutes, we’re told that we’ll be given accommodation and Meal Vouchers for the stay. Passengers already holding a Schengen Visa are directed towards the Hotel whereas the rest of us are asked to submit our passports to apply for a Transit Visa.  As of now about 5-6 people have a Schengen Visa out of nearly 40 passengers in total.

Are you with me so far Alexandre? Don’t lose me now.

This is where things turn for the worse. This is where it get’s really serious! Godforsaken company.

3.30 pm: Passengers with emergencies try to get themselves placed on an alternate flight to India. Some are senior citizens, some are patients and some have personal issues to tend to.

27-year-old Mr S. Mishra, who is consumed with emotions, tries to negotiate a seat on any other flight to India but is flatly refused. I later realize that his father passed away in a car accident two days ago and his family was waiting for him to perform the last rites for his father in Bhubaneshwar. If that wasn’t enough, Bhubaneshwar was bracing itself for the worst Cyclone to ever hit the country, Phailin, two days later. I can’t imagine what’s going on in his mind. It’s just really sad!

Suddenly none of my problems hold any value compared to his, I’m taken aback with his helplessness and we try to persuade the Air France Officials to give him a seat on an alternate flight or airline. At this point, I realize the lack of courtesy, even on humanitarian grounds extended to him by the officials as they arrogantly refuse him a seat, saying many people have emergencies and they cannot afford to accommodate all of them. They immediately deny and say there are no flights going to India without making any calls or checking any monitors for alternate flights to India. Seems like this is the only information they’re sure of even though they have no clue when our flight would be departing the next day.

We are later told by one of the informed passengers that a woman flying Business Class on our flight was accommodated on an Air India flight to India.

6.00 pm: The Staff finally arrives with our Passports after 3 hours. To my utter disbelief, only 6-7 people are given the Transit Visa whereas the rest of us are denied. There is no proof of rejection on the passport, nor does it carry any form, that holds any evidence of rejection too. Most of us have traveled to Europe before and considering we were flying originally from New York, we also had US Visas apart from a number of other visas from countries world over. On what grounds were our Visas rejected? We’d never know.

Ironically the 6-7 passengers who received the Visa are only Senior Citizens as well as women with children. No one else and I mean NO ONE ELSE got the visa.

We’ve now been at the airport for nearly 12 hours and have just been informed that we can’t even travel outside the airport to rest at one of the Hotels. Everyone is furious and we try to reason the refusal of our Transit Visa. It made no sense logically or practically for a stranded passenger to have been refused a Transit Visa. Although, it made a lot of logical sense for the airline to have not applied for our visa at all considering it would help save Visa Fees and money spent for our Accommodation. How can you refuse a Transit Visa to a stranded Passenger? On what ground? This question is directed both, towards the French Embassy as well as Air France, whoever finally decided to refuse the Visa.

By now you’d feel that this is the worst your airline could’ve done in terms of Customer Care but did I say I’m in Bombay yet, No! It get’s even worse Alexandre. I’d be very worried if I were in your place, you see it’s not that complicated, it’s rather quite simple. These things happen world over and I’m sure you’ve faced them too someday. But think about it Alexandre, what would you do if you were Mr S. Mishra, can’t imagine, can you? He’s a 27 year old boy who hasn’t seen his father in months, the only reason he’s going to India is because his father suddenly passed away and all he wants, rather all he can do, is see his father, one last time! But by the grace of your ground staff and officials, he probably won’t even get to do that! Do you feel his pain, Alexandre? I don’t think so! I cannot curse your airline enough or the imbeciles running it. What’s your raison d’être? Please tell us, so we can all hear it.

Anyway, I digress.

We ask them for directions to their lounge. At first, they seem perplexed and then comes another one of those cold, illogical and insensitive replies, we’re told the Air France Lounge is only for Business Class passengers and they can’t allow us to stay there. We are asked to take an airport shuttle to the other terminal and fend for ourselves at the upper deck resting area.

Out of the 35 odd passengers, most of them are senior citizens and a lot of them can barely speak English. They are scared and eager to get back home. They cannot speak out for themselves. At 6.30pm we call for four wheel chairs for senior citizens who can hardly walk let alone go to the other terminal, which needs a train to reach. After waiting for over an hour and half, the ground staff arrives with one wheel chair saying they couldn’t find more wheel chairs, so we point out the 20 odd wheel chairs lying right across the hall in a section which was closed and we hear something that baffles all of us, “those wheel chairs are from another company and we cannot use them!” I recorded this on my Camera.

The thing that lingers at the back of my mind more than anything else right now is the gut wrenching fact that everyone you know who had traveled to France earlier warned you about this, you knew you were being targeted because of your race but you’re in denial thinking you’re being irrational. You wonder at this point how could it all go, so wrong, but you’re left with insidious and plausible deniability’s of the fact that you’re attacked for being from a particular ethnicity. You’ve traveled across the world, it’s never happened to you before, but you were warned and, it did.

A French gentleman probably my father’s age, flying Business Class apologetically said, “I’ve been flying since the past 35 years and I’m sorry but I’ve only seen this happen to certain people, I’m really sorry.” I made a few friends there since we all were stranded together, one of my friend Jo who is a Dutch National just e-mailed me saying she was offered a compensation package from KLM. Meanwhile, we are yet to hear from either KLM or Air France. Surprising, don’t you think? Considering we were the ones who were left to fend for ourselves at the airport without an iota of assistance from Air France?

It’s an incoherent mess. There was absolutely no assistance, ever. Every time we needed something, we would have to travel across Terminals, meet new Air France Officials each time and have to request them for all of our basic needs. There were really old, senior citizens, an old patient suffering from Asthma and perhaps, just out of customer care, couldn’t there have been an Official assigned to tend to our grievances personally?

7.45 pm: We get a Sandwich and a Soft drink from the Air France Office, thank god! The first proper morsel of food. Although we could probably have been sharing an Indian feast with our families back home, by now. Something is better than nothing.

10.00 pm: Mr S. Mishra, Ms Shruti Kore and I proceed towards the resting area on the upper deck of the Terminal where we are asked to retire for the night. We head to the Air France counter there and request for a Blanket and a Bed Sheet, once again we’re asked to wait incessantly as they’ve run out of bed sheets and blankets. After 45 minutes we get our “resting kit”. They also issue us a new Boarding Pass for the Flight tomorrow and inform us that they’ve arranged a completely new flight for us, which would be flying out at 10.50 am just like our original departure time. We complete the formalities and go back to the floor. We reunite with the rest of the Passengers. A few passengers manage to occupy the sleeping chairs whereas everyone else has to sleep on the floor. It is not surprising to notice that out of all the passengers in the entire upper deck resting area, we barely spot anyone from a nationality other than India.

12.00 am: Mr Mishra picks a corner to charge his laptop so that he could write to his family and is still overwhelmed with emotions because he isn’t sure if he’ll get to see his father one last time. By now, we’re all tired and exhausted but still in shock about the treatment meted out to all of us. By 1.30 am, I call it a night and put on my headphones to try and catch some sleep in bits and pieces.

10th October 2013

7.00 am: We head to Terminal K Gate 49 once again and go to Exki to redeem our Breakfast Vouchers.

We’re allowed 1 Danish pastry and 1 hot/soft drink. I grab a bowl of soup only, which is half the price of the voucher, since the pastry has eggs and I don’t drink tea/coffee or aerated drinks. I head to the Cashier, explaining and requesting her to let me take the bowl of soup instead of the two. She calls the Chef who is a young man not older than 30-34 years and perhaps, with a missing cerebrum. He is infuriated and with an overcompensating display of anger points out the only two things I am supposed to have as per the voucher. He doesn’t ask me to buy the soup, he doesn’t refuse politely but he raises his voice and tries to insult me in front of every one else. I raise my voice louder than his and tell him why I got the soup in the first place. The pastry has eggs, which I don’t eat, and they’ve run out of vegetarian food. I also point out lividly that anyone who has this voucher is someone who is stranded at the airport without a choice and showing some courtesy to anyone holding the voucher wouldn’t harm him in any way. I push aside the tray and move on. He’s completely startled; everyone around is also surprised with his behavior and they put in a word. 8.30 am: We meet the rest of the passengers who had gone to the hotels for the stay and wait for our flight.

That’s where I meet one elderly gentleman who is going to Baroda. I’m amazed at what he has to say. His flight from Newark to Paris on the 7th was delayed and therefore he missed his connecting flight to Bombay from Paris, so they put him on our flight only for that flight to have been cancelled too. I can’t believe it! He looks like he’s preparing himself for the role of Mr Viktor Navrovski from the movie Terminal. Imagine spending two whole nights at an airport you didn’t prepare yourself for! 9.45 am: Once again, as if this is an endless joke, our flight is delayed. We’ve lost all hope and I feel like I’m part of a stupid prank let alone a very expensive one. They say the flight will leave at 1.50 pm. Sick of their nonsensical replies and unrealistic reasons, I just want to get home but I’m having trust issues with this company on monolithic proportions.

1.30 pm: We realize we’re being accommodated in an existing, scheduled flight as against what was told to us, that a special flight was arranged only for us.

All the pieces of the ever so confusing puzzle finally fell into place. Air France never organized a special aircraft for us, why would they when they cancelled our flight due to under utilized capacity anyway? We were just being accommodated on a scheduled flight. Two flights in one? You do the math!

2.25 pm: We’re finally heading to Bombay.

Now let me throw some facts and figures.

Air France Flight AF 218 is an Airbus A330-200 Aircraft. The average seating capacity of this Aircraft is 209 passengers. The number of stranded passengers in all was not more than 45. The final aircraft we boarded on the 10th of October was on full capacity. Perhaps our original flight was cancelled due to the high number of empty seats? Was it easier to cancel an empty aircraft rather than fly one, resulting in huge savings? Also, it makes even more sense to accommodate two flights in one. Maximum returns? We were not even given accommodation or proper food. Could this be the reason?

My guess is as good as yours!

Getting back to you, Alexandre, I don’t think there’s much left to say.

I’m over and done with this debacle but not without spreading the word about your service amongst my friends and family. There’s no doubt that your company is not competent or professional enough to take passengers world over. You may get defensive and say that this is a one-off incident but unfortunately, it isn’t. Number of people have voiced a similar opinion about the treatment meted out to them by your company. It is rather unsettling. Don’t know the effect this letter might have on your customer service but rest assured, you can thoroughly deduct an average of 5000$ from your annual profits if not more. Although that might be just a whisker in your overall mess, it’ll be one which was done with due diligence. We’ve had enough of your staff’s condescending bullshit. We have encountered inadequacy of service, which I never knew was possible for such a big company along with ignorance and stupidity of humungous proportions.

Let me make it very clear, we don’t fly your airlines for free and more often than not are the only people flying on this particular sector. You might try and make some damage control but be completely sure, that we will never forget the way we’ve been treated at the hands of your staff. You have failed miserably in meeting the expectations of your customers based on the promises you’ve made to them.

I will be circulating this letter amongst popular press and media along with a court summons we’re in the process of filing. This is a true account of what happened in Paris, Charles De Gaulle Airport.

Au revoir. 

Your new best pal,
Jay Shah

http://europa.eu/legislation_summaries/consumers/protection_of_consumers/l24173_en.htm
Link to EU Law for flight cancellations.

Name: Shah Jay
Booking Reference Number: 4B7WMU
First Port of Boarding: John F. Kennedy Airport, USA
Connect Flight: AF 218
Flight cancelled at: Charles De Gaulle, Paris

Complaint Reference Number: 6741742001
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The Little Girl Behind The Beard Of Abraham Lincoln !!!

In 1860, the clean shaven Abraham Lincoln was running for President of the United States. That’s when he received the following letter from an 11 year old girl by the name of Grace Bedell from New York, dated October 15, 1860:

“Dear Sir

My father has just home from the fair and brought home your picture and Mr. Hamlin’s. I am a little girl only 11 years old, but want you should be President of the United States very much so I hope you wont think me very bold to write to such a great man as you are. Have you any little girls about as large as I am if so give them my love and tell her to write to me if you cannot answer this letter. I have yet got four brothers and part of them will vote for you any way and if you let your whiskers grow I will try and get the rest of them to vote for you you would look a great deal better for your face is so thin. All the ladies like whiskers and they would tease their husbands to vote for you and then you would be President. My father is going to vote for you and if I was a man I would vote for you to but I will try to get every one to vote for you that I can I think that rail fence around your picture makes it look very pretty I have got a little baby sister she is nine weeks old and is just as cunning as can be. When you direct your letter direct to Grace Bedell Westfield Chautauqua County New York.

I must not write any more answer this letter right off Good bye

Grace Bedell”

Apparently not too busy campaigning to answer the letter of a little girl, Lincoln wrote her back from Illinois on October 19, 1860:

“My dear little Miss

Your very agreeable letter of the 15th is received – I regret the necessity of saying I have no daughters – I have three sons – one seventeen, one nine, and one seven years of age. They, with their mother, constitute my whole family. As to the whiskers have never worn any do you not think people would call it a silly affection if I were to begin it now?

Your very sincere well wisher

A. Lincoln”

Lincoln had numerous documented instances of self-deprecating jokes concerning his less than attractive visage. In once such instance, while publicly debating with his longtime rival Stephen Douglas- after Douglas called him “two-faced”- Lincoln reportedly replied, “If I had another face, do you think I’d wear this one?” (Note: Douglas was not only Lincoln’s political rival, but also a rival outside of politics- Lincoln’s wife, Mary Todd was courted by both Lincoln and Douglas originally.  In the end, Lincoln perhaps wished he’d lost that battle given accounts of his married life- more in the Bonus Facts below.)

Given his attitude about his appearance, it’s perhaps not surprising that despite not definitively saying he would grow a beard, after replying to “little Miss” on October 19, 1860, Lincoln’s facial hair situation went like this (personally, I think he should have stopped at the middle one):

lincolns-beard

But this isn’t the end of the story. On Lincoln’s trip from Illinois to Washington D.C., the now President-elect made a stop in Westfield, New York on February 19, 1861.

On the train platform, he related the story behind his decision to grow a beard and asked if the little girl in question was in the crowd. She was and approached; at which point, according to Bedell, he said:

“‘Gracie, look at my whiskers. I have been growing them for you.’ Then he kissed me. I never saw him again.”

Bonus Facts:

  • Abraham Lincoln married Mary Todd, at the Edward’s home (her sister’s place) in Springfield, Illinois. Nicknamed Molly, Mary Todd first met Lincoln in 1840 when she was 21 and he was 31. Her family wasn’t too happy about the relationship because of Lincoln’s poverty & lack of political prospects. Nevertheless, she accepted his proposal and they were engaged. In 1841, they broke off the engagement and were separated for a while, till the fall of 1842. It was then, with the help of mutual friends (Mr. and Mrs. Simeon Francis), that the couple reunited and wasted no time in getting married (married after just 1 day back together, in fact). Lincoln’s best man stated on Lincoln’s wedding day, he “looked like a man going to the slaughter” and it was reported that he also referred to his bride to be as “the devil” on the way to his wedding.  Their marriage was rocky right from the start and never seemed to get better.  Once, after a man sought retribution with Lincoln over his wife’s behavior (including beating the man with a broom), Lincoln said to him “Taggart, I’ve been putting up with her for the past 15 years, can you not put up with her for just 5 minutes for our friendship’s sake?”
  • Shortly before Lincoln decided to grow a beard, something of a beard revolution swept the United States and by the mid-19th century the formerly predominately clean-shaven men of America now nearly universally were sporting beards. In fact, one reporter, doing a story on the new trend in 1857, walked the streets of Boston and after counting 543 men that walked by him, found that 62% of them were now sporting bushy beards and all but 4 of the rest had some other type of significant facial hair. Even those four that lacked any significant facial hair sported what would later be called Side Burns, after General Ambrose Burnside.
  • The clean shaven look that Lincoln at the time was still clinging too, was essentially out of style. Needless to say, had Lincoln been running today, his campaign manager, rather than a little girl, would have told him he needed to grow some facial hair with most of the voting populace sporting it- particularly because at the time facial hair in America began being associated with radicalism; the Republican party was that.
  • John C. Frémont was the first candidate for the American Presidency to sport a beard when he ran in 1856.
  • After Lincoln, every elected President except William McKinley would sport facial hair. This trend finally ended when Woodrow Wilson took office in 1913.  From then on, U.S. Presidents have remained clean shaven.
  • During the Civil War, Bedell, now aged 15 in 1864, wrote another letter to Lincoln, only very recently discovered in 2007. This time, she was asking if Lincoln could help her find work as her father had recently lost “nearly all his property” and she wanted to help support her family, though her parents hadn’t asked her too. There is no record of whether Lincoln replied or ever even saw the letter.
  • As for what happened to Bedell, she went on to marry a Civil War veteran by the name of George Billings sometime around 1870 and took up work first farming, and then later George switched to banking. She lived to the ripe old age of 87 years old, dying in 1936.

source::::::todayifoundout.com

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