Joke of the day…” Buy me OutRight …” !!!

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.”

The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.” “I see.” replied the father-in-law, “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.” “I hate office work,” said the son-in-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk.” “Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you half owner of a money-making industry, but you don’t like factories, and won’t work in an office. What am I going to do with you?” “Easy,” said the son-in-law. “Buy me out.”

SOURCE::: Joke a day.com

Natarajan

See This Man”s Creativity …Hats off To this Gentleman …

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svzPm8lT36o  
 
An extraordinary man with a severe disability creates incredible works of art using a typewriter….
 
Paul Smith suffers from cerebral palsy. It’s a terrible degenrative disease that cuts him away from the world in so many ways. But in the next few minutes, Paul will prove to you how much deeper the human soul goes. There is a whole world inside Paul, and he is still able to share it with others, to let them see its beauty and express himself creatively. It’s a beautiful example of how much we have inside us. 
 
SOURCE:::: You Tube and ba-ba mail site
 
Natarajan

Joke of the day…” What is your Plan for 50th Anniversary …” ?

At St. Peter’s Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands’ marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, ‘Wella, I’va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!’
The priest responded, ‘Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?
Giuseppe proudly replied, “I gonna go picka her up.
SOURCE::::ba-ba mail site
Natarajan

Why No Guns For Cops of Britain and New Zealand ?…

Britain and New Zealand have adopted an uncommon style of policing. Their cops typically don’t carry guns on the job.

You might assume this would lead to more officer fatalities, but that’s not the case.

In Britain, this tradition stretches back to the 19th century. When the Metropolitan Police force was formed, people feared the military and wanted to avoid a police force that was oppressive, according to the BBC.

If police officers don’t have guns, then they can’t use firearms against citizens. Moreover, police can’t have their own guns used against them.

By only allowing some officers to be armed – like a firearms unit in every police force in Britain and cops who patrol security-sensitive places like airports, for example – the logic goes, there’s less of a risk of gun violence overall.

A New Zealand police commissioner wrote in an editorial in 2009:

I have no doubt that carrying handguns would compromise officers’ ability to do their regular work, because when you carry a weapon, your primary concern is to protect that weapon. If this was balanced by a clearly demonstrable increase in personal protection, it would be a price to consider paying. But the protection offered by a firearm – particularly a pistol – is more illusory than real.

This has actually worked out quite well. The UK and New Zealand fare rather well compared to other countries when it comes to violent crime. They have some of the lowest homicide rates in the world:

World homicide rates

United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime

 

Gun deaths are lower in Europe and Oceania overall, too:

 

Police shootings are far less prevalent in Britain than they are in the US. In the wake of the Michael Brown shooting in August, The Economistnoted that British citizens are about “100 times less likely to be shot by a police officer than Americans.”

Protests erupted in Ferguson, Missouri after a white police officer shot and killed Brown, an unarmed black teenager, during a routine patrol, leading to a national conversation about police brutality and use of force.

What helps Britain and New Zealand pull off unarmed policing is that gun ownership rates in these countries are much lower than in the US, which means that fewer criminals are armed with guns.

And police in Britain do have access to tasers to subdue suspects, which is a much safer alternative to guns.

SOURCE::::www.businessinsider.in

Natarajan

Message For the Day…” Difficulties You Face in Your Life are Opportunities for Your Progress…”

Always attend to your duties with a pleasant and smiling face. There is no use putting a ‘castor oil face’. Happiness is union with God. That is real Divinity. When you are confronted with difficult situations do not get upset and constantly worry thinking, “Oh My! How do I cross this situation?”. Such worry will only worsen the situation. Repose your faith in God. Think that difficulties are opportunities for your advancement. If you develop this attitude, your life will be sanctified. Whoever doesNamasmarana, whatever name they take and wherever they are, their life will be sanctified. They will be free from sin. Do not be too much concerned or bogged down withraga and tala (tune and rhythm). There is only one Raga, that is Hridayaraga (the tune of your own heart). That is ‘So… ham’ (‘I am I’). Tune your life Unto Him. Then, whatever activity you undertake, it becomes a success.

Sathya Sai Baba

” அந்த மாதிரி வரம் கொடுக்கும் சக்தி எனக்கு இல்லை …”

ஒரு கூர்கா, தரிசனத்துக்கு வந்தார். முகத்தில்

கவலை தெரிந்தது.

“என்ன சமாசாரம்னு கேளு” என்று தொண்டரிடம்

சொன்னார்கள் பெரியவா.

1f22d-1கூர்கா சொன்னார்.

“நான் பிறந்ததிலிருந்தே கஷ்டங்களைத்தான்

அனுபவித்துக் கொண்டிருக்கிறேன்.ஆனால் ஏதோ

புண்ணிய வசத்தால் தெய்வ ஸ்வரூபமான பெரியவா

தரிசனம் கிடைச்சிருக்கு….இனி எனக்கு ஜன்மாவே

வரக் கூடாது என்று அனுக்ரஹம் பண்ணணும்…”

“ஆகா,அப்படியே ஆகுக! உனக்கு இனி ஜன்மாவே கிடையாது!”

என்று பெரியவாள் சொல்லி விடவில்லை.

பின் மெதுவாகச் சொன்னார்கள்.

“அந்த மாதிரி வரம் கொடுக்கும் சக்தி எனக்கு இல்லை.

நான் தினந்தோறும் பூஜை செய்யும் சந்த்ரமௌளீஸ்வரரையும்

த்ரிபுர சுந்தரியையும் உனக்காகப் பிரார்த்தனை செய்து

கொள்கிறேன்….”

கூர்காவுக்கு இந்தப் பதில் நியாயமாகப்பட்டது போலும்.

ஒரே குதூகலம் அவருக்கு.

பிரசாதம் பெற்றுக் கொண்டு;,

“எனக்கு இனிமேல் ஜன்மா கிடையாது….ஈசுவராக்ஞை”

என்று திரும்பத் திரும்ப சொல்லிக் கொண்டே போனார்.

“ரொம்ப நாள் கழிச்சு இந்த மாதிரி, எனக்கு ஜன்மா

வரக் கூடாதுன்னு கேட்டு, இவன் ஒருத்தன் தான்

வந்திருக்கான்!” என்று கண்களில் ஞானஒளி வீசக்

கூறினார்கள் பெரியவா.

“மனுஷ்யனாக அவதாரம் பண்ணிய ராமன், எந்தத்

தைரியத்தில் ஜடாயுவுக்கு ஸ்வர்க்க லோகத்தைக்

கொடுத்தான்? அவனறியாமல் நாராயணத்வம்

வெளிப்பட்டு விட்டது” என்று ஒரு பௌராணிகர்

கூறியது நினைவுக்கு வந்தது.

பெரியவா, சங்கரர் என்பது, உடனிருந்த

கிங்கரர்களுக்குப் புரியவில்லை.

கூர்காவுக்குத் தெரிந்திருந்தது !!!!

SOURCE:::::www.periva.proboards.com

Natarajan

Read more: http://periva.proboards.com/thread/8233/#ixzz3ICgX2QEG

 

 

Woodpecker….A Beautiful Bird That Makes Drilling Holes in Wood ….

After a rare night of comfortable camping sleep, you are prematurely awakened by a repetitive drumming sound. Not loud enough to be a jackhammer, too rhythmic to be other campers assembling their tent – what could be the cause? In more parts of the world than not, the culprit is likely a woodpecker, a bird that makes a living drilling holes with its beak, primarily in wood. How do these feathered lightweights carve out dents large enough to nest in without the aid of power tools and with no apparent damage to their bird brains? It turns out it’s all in their heads.

Technicolor

In addition to their penchant for battering branches, woodpeckers also share distinctive plumage. Many of these birds (particularly the males) wear striking red or yellow feathers on their heads and chests. Common names of different woodpecker species – Red-headed, Red-crowned, Red-breasted, Yellow-bellied, Yellow-eared, and so on – derive from this characteristic.

Other physical traits that set woodpeckers apart from other birds help them cling to trees while they do their drilling. Most birds have feet with three toes facing forward and a forth facing backward, but woodpeckers’ feet exhibit a zygodactyly arrangement – two forward- and two backward-facing toes. This configuration is useful for species that do more climbing of branches than perching. Additional support is provided by the woodpeckers’ tails, which are especially stiff and can be braced against the climbing surface.

Woodpeckers have a broad distribution. They can be found throughout the world, with the exception of Antarctica, Madagascar, Australia, and certain oceanic islands.

Pecking order

One of the fruits of these birds’ persistent hammering at trees is food. It’s not the wood they’re after, but rather the wood-boring insects and grubs concealed behind the bark. While much of this insect excavation occurs on dead trees, some woodpecker species also chip away at living trees. Sapsuckers, as their name implies, like to drill into live trees and drink the sticky sap inside (though they eat bugs as well). In general, woodpeckers don’t specialize in a single food source, but adjust their eating habits based on what’s in season.

Nesting is another reason for the birds’ chipping away at trees. Drilling larger holes yields a fine place to lay their eggs (and, conveniently, the shavings generated by this wood-working can serve as padding for the nest).*

The sound of the pecking is also a form of communication. Woodpeckers drum to attract mates as well as remind others of territorial boundaries.

Not all species employ their beaks exclusively for pecking trees. Desert-dwelling species such as the Gila Woodpecker get by in their barren environment by nesting in cacti.

Heads up

Every year numerous helmet-clad football players in high schools, colleges and the major football leagues sustain head injuries despite these precautions, sometimes causing permanent damage. And yet woodpeckers spend the average day repeatedly slamming their beaks into trees at speeds of six to seven meters per second (about 15 mph), seemingly without even getting a headache. The average woodpecker drums on its chosen surface about 12,000 times a day. That’s a lot of head banging.

What makes these birds so impervious to cranial trauma? According to an October 2011 article published in the journal PLoS One, their advantage is not one single adaptation, but a set of physical traits that collectively offer sufficient protection. Among these are a spongy plate-like bone structure in the skull, a beak whose lower bone is longer than its upper and a uniquely elongated hyoid bone. The hyoid bone, which in human anatomy resides at the upper portion of the neck near the chin, is extended forward in birds and forms a support for the tongue. In woodpeckers the bone has a greater scope, threading through the bird’s right nostril, then forking into two parts that wrap around the skull. The authors note that this configuration may work like a “safety belt” for the brain.

The Elusive Imperial Woodpecker

As with yetis and unicorns, there is some debate over whether the legendary Imperial Woodpecker exists. Well, technically the issue is whether it still exists. Depending on whom you ask, the bird is either completely extinct or just critically endangered. If any have survived, they would be the largest existing woodpeckers – reportedly measuring up to two feet in length. The species garnered headlines in late October of 2011, when the Cornell Lab of Ornithology made available for public viewing for the first time the only film footage ever taken of the mysterious bird. The footage was shot by amateur ornithologist (and professional dentist) Dr. William Rhein in 1956 in the Durango region of Mexico, and is considered the last confirmed sighting of the species.† Imperial Woodpeckers were once relatively common in the high-altitude pine forests of Mexico’s Sierra Madre Occidental, but their numbers fell as industrial logging chipped away at their habitat. Your chances of seeing one in the wild now are somewhere between improbable and impossible

 

SOURCE::::earthskynews

Natarajan

Jokes for the Day…” Prepare Three Envelopes…” !!!

A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing manager tells him, \\\”I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if You encounter a crisis you can\\\’t solve.\\\”
Three months down the track there is a major drama, everything goes wrong – the usual stuff – and the manager feels very threatened by it all. He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens the first envelope. The message inside says \\\”Blame your predecessor!\\\” He does this and gets off the hook.
About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. The manager quickly opens the second envelope. The message read, \\\”Reorganize!\\\” This he does, and the company quickly rebounds.
Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third envelope. The message inside says \\\”Prepare three envelopes\\\”.

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Heights of Spontaneity and Confidence. A new appointed executive in an office dialed a number on intercom & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !. But unfortunately the number was of his boss. Boss shouted : do you know whom youare talking to ? Executive : no! Boss: iam the boss of this office. Executive (in the same tone) : & do u know whom youare talking to? Boss: no!

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SOURCE::::;jOKE A DAY.COM

Natarajan

Picture of the day…Pencil Sketch of Mahaperiavaa…

We are pleased to share this latest pencil sketch of Sri Maha Periva by our respected moderator Sri Narayanan Bala (anusham163), along with a passage he sent us from “Rudhram”. Our special thanks to him for sharing another extraordinary work.

நமஸ்தே அஸ்து பகவன் விச்வேச்வராய மஹாதேவாய
த்ரயம்பகாய த்ரிபுராந்தகாராய த்ரிகாக்னி-காலாய
காலாக்னி-ருத்ராய நீலகண்டாய ம்ருத்யுஞ்ஜயாய
ஸர்வேச்வராய ஸதாசிவாய ஸ்ரீமன் மஹாதேவாய நம:

SOURCE::::www.periva.proboards.com

Natarajan
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Message For the day…” Call God From the Core of your Heart …”

 Today the world is facing a lot of problems because people are not doing enough Namasamarana. Let each and every street reverberate with the singing of the divine glory. May each and every cell of your body be filled with the Divine Name. Nothing else can give you the bliss, courage and strength that you derive from Namasamarana. Even if others make fun of you, ignore it, let it go! Everyone young or old, rich or poor, must doNamasamarana. Do it with all your mind and total dedication. Sing to the Lord without any inhibitions; only then can you experience divine bliss. You do not need any musical instruments – it is enough if you call Him from the core of your heart. Take care that you do not have evil thoughts as they will produce discordant notes. Then you will receive divine grace and energy. 

Sathya Sai Baba