Joke of the Day….” You are not coming empty handed ” …!!!

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new apartment. “I got a wife and three kids and I’d love to have you visit us.”

“Great. Where do you live?”

“Here’s the address. And there’s plenty of parking behind the apartment. Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my name on the door. Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I’ll let you in.”

“Good. But tell me…what is all this business of kicking the front door open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?”

“Surely, you’re not coming empty-handed.”

SOURCE::::::::::joke a day.com

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” Quotes From PM’s Maiden Independence Day Speech…”

Here’s a collection of quotes from Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s maiden Independence Day speech from the ramparts of the Red Fort…

 

Quote # 1

“I can promise you. If you work 12 hours, I will work 13. If you work 14 hours, I will work 15 hours. Why? Because I am not a Pradhan Mantri, but a Pradhan Sevak.”

Quote # 2

“From ramparts of the Red Fort, I would like to call people of the world to ‘come, make in India’. I want to tell the global companies that we have skill, talent and discipline… From electronics to electricals, from chemicals to pharmaceuticals, come, make in India. Paper to plastic, automobiles to agricultural products, come, make in India, from satellite to submarine, come, make in India. We have the capabilities. Come here and manufacture in India. Sell the products anywhere in the world but manufacture here… we have the power, come I am inviting you.”

Quote # 3

“I want to ask parents, when daughters turn 11 or 14, they keep a tab on their movements. Have these parents ever asked their sons where they have been going, who they have been meeting? Rapists are somebody’s sons as well! Parents must take the responsibility to ensure that their sons don’t go the wrong direction.”

Quote # 4

“India’s sex ratio is 1000 boys for 940 girls. Who creates this disparity? It isn’t God. Don’t fill your coffers by sacrificing the mother’s womb. People feel that sons will take care of them when they are old. But I have seen aged parents in old-age homes. I have seen families where one daughter serves parents more than five sons.”

Quote # 5

“The mantra of our country’s youth should be to at least make 1 product that we import. Don’t compromise in manufacturing; Stress on Zero defect, Zero effect (impact of environment). Our manufacturing should have zero defect so that our
products should not be rejected in the global MARKET. Besides, we should also keep in mind that manufacturing should not have
any negative impact on our environment.”

Quote # 6

“I am an outsider in New Delhi. I have stayed away from the elite in this city. In the 2 months I have been here, I now have an insider view. I was astonished. I saw many governments functioning within a government. One department fighting the other. So we are trying to break this wall; we want to have one mission and target: Take the nation forward.”

Quote # 7

“Can someone tell me, whatever we are doing, have we asked ourselves if our work has helped the poor or come to benefit the nation in any way? We should come out of the ‘Why should I care’ attitude and dedicate ourselves to the nation’s progress.”

Quote # 8

“India used to be known as the land of snake charmers. Today, our IT professionals have left the world spellbound.”

Source::::::Rediff.com

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Joke of the Day… ” It is Vanishing Cream …” !!!

During a dinner party, the hosts’ two little children entered the dinning room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept he conversation going. The guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening.

After going all the way around the room, the children left, and there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, “You see, it is vanishing cream!”….

Source::::Joke a day.com

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These Kids Teach us the Meaning of our National Anthem …

 

 

These Adorable Kids Will Teach You the Meaning of Our National Anthem

Courtesy: YouTube

All Indian students grow up singing the national anthem in school. Some sing it at the beginning of their classes, others during morning assemblies or on special occasions. Even those who don’t get a chance to go to school, hear it on national and local media.

Yet, a huge percentage of Indians don’t know the meaning of our national anthem. According to The Akanksha Foundation, 9 out of 10 people in our country fall in this category. India is, of course, a vast and diverse country of many regional languages and dialects so many citizens would likely not understand the words to Jana Gana Mana, written by Rabindranath in Sanskrit-Bengali, even as they sing.

No worries though, for a group of children have taken it upon themselves to give everyone a line-by-line explanation of the anthem. As long as you read English.

Watch and spread the knowledge:

Source:::: Ndtv.com and You Tube

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Independent India”s First Postal Stamp in Google Doodle …

Celebrating India’s 68th Independence Day, Google today posted a doodle on its homepage featuring the independent India’s first stamp.

The blue colour stamp with the Indian tricolour is the doodle that comes up when you open the Google’s India homepage.

The stamp, which was issued on November 21, 1947 depicts the Indian flag with the slogan ‘Jai Hind’ on the top right hand corner. Priced at three and one-half annas, the stamp was meant for foreign correspondence.

The logo of Google starts with a ‘G’ but with the saffron colour, the colour of the top stripe in the Indian flag.

The next two letters are covered by the stamp and the last three letters are in the green shade of the Indian flag.

“Doodles are the fun, surprising, and sometimes spontaneous changes that are made to the Google logo to celebrate holidays, anniversaries, and the lives of famous artists, pioneers, and scientists,” the global internet giant said.

Keywords: Independence DayGoogle doodle,

Source::::The Hindu

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Joke of the Day… ” How Do i go to the Kitchen …” ?

An elderly man who denies he is being forgetful was asked by his wife to get a cup of coffee at midnight. “Oh sure my dear, and what else?” “That’s it honey, the last time you got me a coffee, you forgot to put sugar and cream,” the old wife remarked. “That’s not true, for as long as I can remember, I do not forget anything,” boasts the grandpa. “OK sweetheart, in that case, please get me some cookies too,” was the sweet reply of grandma. “As you wish my dear,” says the hubby, then he adds, “by the way, how do I go to the kitchen?

Source::::Joke a day .com

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Our National Anthem…Sung By the People , For the People…

Jana gana mana…

The anthem that binds us together, the anthem that makes us get on our feet every time we hear it; not due to compulsion but due to respect and love for our country. It never fails to bring out the patriotism in all of us.

Being Indian came up with this beautiful video where our national anthem is sung by the people, for the people.

Happy Independence Day. 

Source::::You Tube and Storypick

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Joke of the Day…” Comfortable …” !!!

Hoss rode into town to buy a bull. Unfortunately, when he bought it, he was left with one dollar. Hoss needed to tell his wife to come with the truck and get the bull, but telegrams cost one dollar per word. Hoss said to the telegram man,”OK. I have my one word-‘comfortable’.” Why do you want to tell her that?” asked the telegram man. “Oh, she’s not the best reader,” Hoss said. “She’ll read it really slowly”. (Com-for-ta-ble, get it?)

Source:::;joke a day.com

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Senior Citizens Re Enact Classic Movie Scenes…!!!

 

How much do we love these photos? Viel, that’s how much.

Yes, we tip our hat today to the Contilla old people’s home in Essen, Germany – who had a wonderful idea for a calendar: getting residents to pose as famous actors in classic movie scenes.

From James Bond to Holly Golightly, ‘The Blues Brothers’ to ‘Saturday Night Fever’, check out the wonderful results below…

  • James Bond: Wilhelm Buiting, 89
     James Bond: Wilhelm Buiting, 89
  • Titanic: Erna Rütt, 86, and Alfred Kelbch, 81
    "Titanic": Erna Rütt, 86, und Alfred Kelbch, 81
  • Breakfast At Tiffany’s: Marianne Brunsbach, 86
    "Breakfast at Tiffany": Marianne Brunsbach, 86
  • Rocky: Erwin J. von der Heiden, 80
    "Rocky": Erwin J. von der Heiden, 80
  • Mary Poppins: Erna Schenk, 78
    "Mary Poppins": Erna Schenk, 78
  • The Seven Year Itch: Ingeborg Giolbass, 84, and Erich Endlein, 88
    "Das verflixte siebte Jahr": Ingeborg Giolbass, 84, und Erich Endlein, 88
  • The Blues Brothers: Margarete Schmidt, 77, and Lothar Wischnewski, 76
    "Blues Brothers": Margarete Schmidt (r.), 77, und Lothar Wischnewski 76
  • Cabaret: Martha Bajohr, 77
     "Cabaret": Martha Bajohr, 77
  • Giant: Joanna Trachenberg, 81, and Horst Krischat, 78
     "Giants": Joanna Trachenberg, 81, und Horst Krischat, 78
  • Dirty Dancing: Johann Liedtke, 92, and Marianne Pape, 79
    "Dirty Dancing": Johann Liedtke, 92 & Marianne Pape, 79,.
  • Easy Rider: Walter Loeser, 98, and Kurt Neuhaus, 90
     "Easy Rider": Walter Loeser (l.), 98, & Kurt Neuhaus, 90
  • Saturday Night Fever: Irmgard Alt, 79, and Siegfried Gallasch, 87
    "Saturday Night Fever": Irmgard Alt, 79, & Siegfried Gallasch, 87,
     Source:::huffingtonpost.co.uk
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Innocence of This Kid will make you Smile and Smile !!!

Viral: Little Boy Goes to Pick Up Pizza, Wins the Internet Instead

Courtesy: Imgur

Kids can do the simplest of things and win your heart. Here’s one such kid whose innocence will make you smile from ear to ear.

A Reddit user posted the image above. He explained how a 6-year-old went to buy pizza at a Domino’s outlet where his sister works. When it was time to pay for the food, the little boy tried to use his father’s credit card. As you can see, the kid in his innocence signed the word ‘dad’ on the receipt.

Jewel Cowart, the cashier at the pizza joint was completely overwhelmed with the boys act. She clicked a picture of the receipt and showed it to her brother who in turn posted it online. Not surprisingly, the picture and its adorableness went viral.

“He simply thought he was signing for his father,” Cowart told a website.

And if you’re wondering whether the kid’s parents knew about this, Cowart mentions that the child was in fact accompanied by his father.

This is a cuteness overload, we say

Source::::Ndtv.com

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