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“கொஞ்சம் சிரிக்கலாமே” ….!!!

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கொஞ்சம் சிரிங்க, பாஸ்…

“நீங்க உங்க மனைவிக்கு ரொம்ப பயந்து நடப்பவரா?”

“ச்சே, ச்சே… நடக்கறப்ப அந்த பயத்தை வெளில காட்டிக்க மாட்டேன்.”

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நோயாளி : டாக்டர் நீங்க ஒரு காரியம்….. செய்யணும்

டாக்டர் : நான் ஆபரேசன் மட்டும்தான் பண்ணுவேன்….. காரியம் எல்லாம் ஐயர் தான் செய்வார்.

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நீதிபதி: ஒரே வீட்டை ஏன் பதினைந்து முறை கொள்ளை அடிச்சே?

திருடன்: ஐயா நான் அவங்க பாமிலி திருடன், எப்புவுமே விஸ்வாசமா இருப்பேன்.

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1:- “ காதலிக்கும் மனைவிக்கும் என்னங்க வித்தியாசம்?”

கவிஞர்:- “ காதலி கரும்பைப்போன்றவள்
மனைவி இரும்பைப்போன்றவள்”

1: – ???

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ஆவி1 :விஷம் குடிச்சி சாக போனேன்..விஷத்துல கலப்படம் பிழைச்சிக்கிட்டேன்..

ஆவி2 :அப்புறம் எப்படி செத்த?

ஆவி1 :காப்பாத்த மருந்து கொடுத்தாங்க..மருந்துல கலப்படம் செத்துட்டேன்..

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டீச்சர்: நாம் பேசும் மொழியை ஏன் தாய் மொழி என்று சொல்கிறோம் ?

மாணவி : எப்போதும் அம்மாக்கள் பேசுவதாலேயும், அந்த வாய்ப்பு அப்பாக்களுக்கு குறைவாக கிடைப்பாதலேயும், நாம் பேசும் மொழி தாய் மொழி என்று அறியப்படுகிறது.

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டாக்டர்-“ஆபரேஷன் முடிந்து நீங்க நடந்தே வீட்டுக்குப் போகலாம்.”

நோயாளி -“ஆட்டோவுக்குக் கூடக் காசு இருக்காதா டாக்டர்?”

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பையன்-அம்மா எதிர் வீட்டு ஆண்டி பேரு என்னம்மா?

அம்மா-விமலாடா..

பையன்-அப்பாவிக்கு இது கூட தெரிய மாட்டேதுங்கும்மா அந்த ஆண்டிய “டார்லிங்”னு கூப்பிடுறார்.

‪#‎செத்தான்டா_சேகரு‬

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”இந்த ஒரு கீரைக்கட்டை ஐந்து ரூபாய்னு சொல்றீயே ,நேற்றுக்கூட இரண்டு ரூபாய்னு தானே சொன்னே ?”

”இப்பவும் ஒண்ணும் மோசம் போயிடலே.. .அந்த கீரைக்கட்டு இப்பவும் இருக்கு ,ஒரு ரூபாய்க்கே தர்றேன் ,வாங்கிகிறீங்களா ?

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வாத்தியார்-டேய் முட்டாளுக்கும் அடி முட்டாளுக்கும் என்ன வித்தியாசம்?

மாணவன்-நாங்க எல்லாரும் முட்டாளுங்க சார் நீங்க எங்களை அடிக்கிறதால அடி முட்டாள் சார்

நேத்து உன் மனைவிக்கும், உன் அம்மாவுக்கும் நடந்த சண்டைல, யாருக்கு பின்னாடி நீ நின்ன?”

“போடா நான் பத்திரமா பீரோ பின்னாடி போய் நின்னுக்கிட்டேன்.

How to Get Through Life …With a Smile !!!

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How To Get Through Life!
Some simple advice on how to get through life with a smile, because as we all know – it’s how we walk the road that determines how much we enjoy it…

Sleep as much as you can….

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Read books that you enjoy…

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Show some affection.

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Change your looks.

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Above all, be happy, 

Regardless of what
 
 
Your challenges may be…
 
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Have a great life!
 
May your troubles be less,
 
Your blessings more,
 
And may nothing but happiness
 
Come through your door.

 

Source:::::: http://www.ba-bamail.com

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Joke of the Day…” Message to Moon…” !!!

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I used to be a taxi driver but I had to quit…

I couldn’t stand people talking behind my back.

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When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew, who were walking among the rocks.

The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people:

“What are these guys in the big suits doing?”

One of the astronauts said they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment, the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, “Why certainly!” and told an underling to get a tape recorder. The Navajo elder’s comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he refused to translate.

So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly but also refused to translate the elder’s message to the moon.

Finally, an official government translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing, the translator relayed the message:

“Watch out for these guys! They’ve come to steal your land.”….

SOURCE:::::: http://www.joke a day.com

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Riddles For the Weekend….

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Riddle Time: 12 Challenging Brainteasers
Get ready to put on your thinking cap. It’s time to rack your brain with these 12 riddles. 
1. I am only useful when I’m full, yet I am always full of holes. What am I?

 

 

A sieve (used for straining food like pasta).
2. Fill in the blanks with four, four-letter words that all share the same first three letters.

Samuel the secretive Scotsman was dressed to ____ in his twill woven ____. Little did they know he had a ____ of marijuana stashed away as he innocently warmed his hands by the Scotch ____.

 

Kill, kilt, kilo, kiln
3. What is special about the number 854,917,632?

 

It is the numbers from one to nine in alphabetical order.
4. It stalks the countryside, with ears that cannot hear. What is it?

 

Corn
5. A word with horizontal symmetry is one whose letters are a mirror image of themselves. If you drew a horizontal line across the word and folded it over, it would overlap on itself. Examples: EXCEEDED and ICEBOX. What is the longest word with horizontal symmetry?

 

CHECKBOOK
6. I travel a lot and meet both the rich and the poor, but nobody knows where I am going next. I’m invisible but you can see what I do. Who or what am I?

 

The wind.
7. King Ferdinand has no immediate living relatives and decides to hold a contest to find a worthy successor for when he dies. He gives a seed to every contestant and explains that the person with the healthiest and most beautiful plant will win the throne.

When the final day of the contest arrives, the king finds hundreds of plants of all shapes and sizes. However, he ignores them and awards the throne to a girl holding a pot with only moist dirt. Why did she win?

 

King Ferdinand was a kind and trusting man and wanted to be sure he found an honest heir. He gave small pebbles to all the contestants, claiming they were seeds. Therefore, any contestant with a plant had switched their “seed” in order to win. Everyone but the girl had been dishonest.
8. What can go up a drainpipe down but not down a drainpipe up?

 

An umbrella.
9. What word could be added to all of these words?

  • apple
  • cone
  • lake
  • tree
  • ridge
  • nuts

 

Pine.
10. What goes up and down but doesn’t move?

 

A staircase.
11. Brandon was walking around at the carnival. A man called out from a booth and said, “If I can write your exact weight on this piece of paper, you have to pay me $50. If I can’t do it, I’ll pay you $50.”

Brandon checked the booth for a scale but saw nothing. He agreed. Since your weight can fluctuate by a pound or two, he decided that no matter what number the man wrote, he would just say he weighed a pound more or less. In the end, the man in the booth won the $50. How did he do it?

 

 

The man in the booth wrote the words, “Your exact weight” on the piece of paper.

 
12. You can have it, and be at it, but it never lasts forever. What is it?

 

 

Peace
H/T: riddlesbrainteasers.com

SOURCE:::: http://www.ba-bamail.com

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படித்ததில் பிடித்தது….”மூன்றெழுத்து” …

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நம்ம மொழி செம்மொழி.

#அம்மா மூன்றெழுத்து

#அப்பா மூன்றெழுத்து

#தம்பி மூன்றெழுத்து

#அக்கா மூன்றெழுத்து

#தங்கை மூன்றெழுத்து

#மகன் மூன்றெழுத்து

#மகள் மூன்றெழுத்து

#காதலி மூன்றெழுத்து

#மனைவி மூன்றெழுத்து

#தாத்தா மூன்றெழுத்து

#பாட்டி மூன்றெழுத்து

இவையனைத்தும் அடங்கிய

#உறவு மூன்றெழுத்து

உறவில் மேம்படும்

# பாசம் மூன்றெழுத்து

பாசத்தில் விளையும்

#அன்பு மூன்றெழுத்து

அன்பில் வழியும்

#காதல் மூன்றெழுத்து

காதலில் வரும்

#வெற்றி மூன்றெழுத்து

#தோல்வி யும் மூன்றெழுத்து

காதல் தரும் வலியால்வரும்

#வேதனை மூன்றெழுத்து வேதனையின் உச்சகட்டத்தால்வரும்

#சாதல் மூன்றெழுத்து

சாதலில் பறிபோகும்

#உயிர் மூன்றெழுத்து..

இது நான் எழுதிய

#கவிதை என்றால் மூன்றெழுத்து..

இது

#அருமை என்றால் அதுவும்

மூன்றெழுத்து

#மொக்கை என்றால் அதுவும்

மூன்றெழுத்தே..

#நட்பு என்ற மூன்றெழுத்தால்

இணைந்து இதைப்படித்த அனைவருக்கும் என்

#நன்றி ..

#நன்றி யும் மூன்றெழுத்தே …!

#மூன்று ம்

மூன்றெழுத்தே……..!!!

#இவை அத்துனையும் உள்ளடக்கிய தமிழ் உம்மூன்றெழுத்து…!!

SOURCE:::: unknown… Input from a friend of mine…

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” How to Sound Smart While Saying Absolutely Nothing … ” !!!

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In a hilarious talk capping off a day of new ideas at TEDxNewYork, professional funny person Will Stephen shows foolproof presentation skills to make you sound brilliant — even if you are literally saying nothing. (Full disclosure: This talk is brought to you by two TED staffers, who have watched a LOT of TED Talks.)

Will Stephen has written for New York Magazine, The New Yorker, and CollegeHumor, where he also worked as a staff writer and editor. He is a performer at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater.

This talk was given on Saturday, November 1, 2014 at TEDxNewYork. The theme was “Grand, Central.” For more information, visit http://tedxnewyork.com or follow http://twitter.com/tedxnewyork.

 

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Joke of the Day… ” You Will Meet a Beautiful Young Girl …” !!!

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A Depressed Frog Visits a Fortune Teller !!!!

Hoping for good news he goes to meet with a fortune teller.

The fortune teller closes her eyes, makes some strange sounds, and finally says, “You will meet a beautiful young girl that will want to know everything about you”

The frog gets excited and says, “Wow! When will I meet her? At a party?”

“No,” replied the fortune teller, “in her biology class.”

SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com

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Joke of the Day…” i want to know… ” !!!

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A man goes to the police station wanting to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before.

“You’ll get your chance in court” says the desk sergeant.

“No, no, no!” Says the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day .com

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” When We are Old , Who Do We Depend on … ” ?

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The Way We Were – Young vs. Old

The ageing process is not something we usually pick up on our daily lives. Loved ones that we see every day seem to never age, while those we haven’t seen in a long time seem to have done so over night. However, when you see early photos of your parents, the difference is very clear. 

    
   
   
   
   

WHEN WE ARE OLD, WHO DO WE DEPEND ON ? 

Have your own abode.
No matter what, do not lose it.
If you have an old companion, keep each other good company.
Watch your health while it is still good Maintain a positive outlook and you will be happy.
Now, when our health is still good, Our mind still clear.
But on who can we depend on in our old age ?
We will have to analyse
Accept
this in various stages.

1st Stage :

Just after retirement, between 60 to 70 yrs old,
Our health will still be comparatively good
So too our financial means.
Eat moderately while we have the means
At times, wear what we fancy
Those who like it, have some fun.
Do not be hard on ourself
Our days are numbered, so grasp every opportunity

Have enough savings ! Keep the house !
Make arrangements for the days ahead or retreat to a peaceful and quiet place.
If the kids are well off, it is their business ….
If the kids are loving, they have good traits ….
We need not decline financial help from our kids
Nor decline their respect.
But we should remain independent Live our own life well.

2nd Stage :

If no mishap and illness strikes after we are 70,
We will still be able to take care of ourselves.
Not a major problem.
However, we must realise we are really getting old
Gradually, our mind and body will give away
Our reflexes will slow down with time …
We will have to eat slowly, to avoid choking.
We will have to walk slowly, to avoid falls.
We can no longer rely on someone, we have to look after ourselves!

Do not meddle any more or try to control the kids!
Some even interfere and try to control the kids lives!
Some even interfere with the third generation !!!
We have devoted our entire life, It is time for us to be a little selfish …..
And take hold of ourselves. Life comes in a full circle.

Keep ourselves busy in whatever we love to do ….
Try to maintain good health for as long as possible.
Give ourselves more opportunities to take control of our own life …..
We lead an easier life when we do not have to solicit help from others …..

3rd Stage:

Our health begins to fail ….
We have to request help from others ….
We have to be mentally prepared for it.
The majority of us cannot escape this hurdle.
We have to prepare ourselves, emotionally, to accept that :-
In life, living and ageing, sickness and death are milestones
we have to encounter.

This is the final stage in life ….. Nothing to fear !
Be prepared for it in advance and you will not be too depressed.
Either check into a private nursing home … Or an old folks home ….
Depending on affordability, of course.
There must be a way out ….
The idea is not to add to the kids’ burden, emotionally,
Increase their chores their financial commitments.
Try your best to overcome –
What hardship our generation have not endured ?
What disasters we have not experienced ?
Trust ourselves to take life’s last lap in our stride.

4th Stage:

Our mind is still clear,
But when our quality of life has deteriorated drastically ..
We must be courageous enough to face death!


WHEN WE ARE OLD, WHO DO WE DEPEND ON ?

Ourselves, Ourselves, Only Ourselves !

SOURCE….. input from a friend of mine

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