Joke of the Day…” It is also designed to fly …” !!!

A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time to get to them. Just then a man gets out if his seat and runs over to open the door. The pilots screams at him, “Didn’t you hear what I said, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat as long as the doors remain closed?!”.

“Of course I heard you”, the man replied, “but it’s also designed to fly, and look how good that one worked out!!” 

SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com

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Joke of the Day… ” No Physical Fitness Program needed…”

Sign on company bulleting board: “This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying of the handle, running down the boss, flogging dead horses, knifing friend in the back, dodging responsibility, and pushing their luck.”
Source::::: http://www.joke a day.com

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Fireworks Around the World Light Up the Night on New Year Eve …

Australia prides itself on having some of the best fireworks in the world, but Dubai was aiming to break a Guniness world record with its spectacular display.

Dubai had an impressive fireworks display on the world’s tallest tower, the Burj Khalifa.

The Gulf Arab emirate of Dubai was aiming to break the world record for the largest LED-illuminated facade with its spectacular display centred on the world’s tallest building.

Who has the best fireworks in the world? 

Australia, have you seen what Dubai did?

Going for a world record … Dubai celebrates the New Year with a light and sound extravaganza. Source: AFP

Some 70,000 LED panels around the 2,722-foot Burj Khalifa flashed coloured lights and projected images of the country’s leaders when clocks there struck midnight as a massive fireworks display erupted.

Big bang ... people watch as Dubai celebrates the New Year.

Big bang … people watch as Dubai celebrates the New Year. Source: AFP

The celebration draws throngs of thousands of spectators every New Year’s Eve.

Emaar Properties said a team from Guinness World Records monitored the preparations. Last year, Dubai won the title for the world’s largest firework display, according to Guinness.

People watch ... Dubai celebrates the New Year at the Burj Khalifa, the world's tallest t

Innovative … Dubai celebrates the New Year at the Burj Khalifa, the world’s tallest tower. Source: AFP

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Party time … people watch the fireworks display in Dubai. Source: AFP

Celebrations ... Dubai celebrates the New Year.

Celebrations … Dubai celebrates the New Year. Source: AFP

Dubai’s world record attempt comes as countries including the UK, Italy, France, Germany, Russia, Turkey, Greece, New Zealand, Asia and the Ivory Coast among others welcomed the New Year in spectacular style.

New York joined the celebrations with a bang — the combination of the Times Square Ball Drop, an electrifying fireworks display and Taylor Swift’s rendition of “Shake it Off” resulted in a spectacular beginning of 2015.

Fireworks erupt after midnight in Times Square, New York. Thousands braved the cold to wa

Fireworks erupt after midnight in Times Square, New York. Thousands braved the cold to watch the annual ball drop and ring in the new year. Picture: AP. Source: AP

 

Other US cities yet to follow.

People cheer .. in front of Rome's ancient Colosseum as fireworks explode to celebrate th

People cheer in front of Rome’s ancient Colosseum as fireworks explode to celebrate the new year on January 1, 2015.Source: AFP

Lots of colours ... fireworks illuminate the night sky over the Ebrie Lagoon in Abidjan.

Lots of colours … fireworks illuminate the night sky over the Ebrie Lagoon in Abidjan. Source: AFP

Fireworks explode ... over the Archaeological Museum building in Skopje, Macedonia.

Fireworks explode … over the Archaeological Museum building in Skopje, Macedonia. Source: AP

Welcome 2015 ... fireworks above the city centre of Ljubljana, Slovenia.

Welcome 2015 … fireworks above the city centre of Ljubljana, Slovenia. Source: AFP

Captivating ... fireworks over the Naples skyline in southern Italy.

Captivating … fireworks over the Naples skyline in southern Italy. Source: AFP

Fireworks light up the London skyline and Big Ben just after midnight on January 1, 2015.

Fireworks light up the London skyline and Big Ben just after midnight on January 1, 2015. Picture: Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images Source: Getty Images

Fireworks explode around the Houses of Parliament and the London Eye during the New Year

Fireworks explode around the Houses of Parliament and the London Eye during the New Year celebrations. Source:AFP

Fireworks explode ... behind Berlin's landmark Brandenburg Gate to usher in the new year.

Fireworks explode … behind Berlin’s landmark Brandenburg Gate to usher in the new year. Source: AFP

New Year's fireworks erupt ... over the Arc de Triomphe on the Champs-Elysees.

New Year’s fireworks erupt … over the Arc de Triomphe on the. Source: AFP

 

Dubai aims for world fireworks record

A new year … in Red Square in Moscow, Russia. Source: AP

Fireworks explode over St Basil's Cathedral as people celebrate the New Year at the Red S

Fireworks explode over St Basil’s Cathedral as people celebrate the New Year at the Red Square in Moscow, Russia.Source: AP

The projection of Spassky (Saviour) tower is seen over the scaffold covering the tower, a

The projection of Spassky (Saviour) tower is seen over the scaffold covering the tower, as fireworks explode over the Red Square in Moscow, Russia. Source: AP

 

 

The Kiwis were among the first to kick off festivities, and if their fireworks display is any indication of the year ahead, then 2015 looks set to be much brighter and resplendent than 2014.

Resplendent ... fireworks explode from the top of Sky Tower in Auckland, New Zealand. Pic

Resplendent … fireworks explode from the top of Sky Tower in Auckland, New Zealand. Picture: Getty Images Source:Getty Images

Across the ocean, incredible fireworks exploded over Victoria Harbour in Hong Kong.

Thousands of partygoers flocked to the waterfront to watch the eight-minute pyrotechnic display.

Bright sparks ... fireworks explode over Victoria Harbour in Hong Kong. Picture: AFP

Bright sparks … fireworks explode over Victoria Harbour in Hong Kong. Picture: AFP Source: AFP

In Malaysia, celebrations were more subdued as a show of respect for the thousands of people affected by the deadly floods battering the country’s northeast.

While some regions cancelled celebrations and street parties, a beautiful firework display over Petronas Twin Towers in Kuala Lumpur went ahead.

Subdued ... people watch fireworks explode over Malaysia's landmark Petronas Twin Towers

Subdued … people watch fireworks explode over Malaysia’s landmark Petronas Twin Towers in Kuala Lumpur. Picture: AP Source: AP

Around Asia, thousands gathered to enjoy cultural festivities and extravagant light shows — including in North Korea.

Party time ... North Koreans gather at the Kim Il Sung Square to watch a fireworks displa

Party time … North Koreans gather at the Kim Il Sung Square to watch a fireworks display in Pyongyang. Picture: APSource: AP

Celebrations ... fireworks explode over the Yokohama port during new year celebrations ne

Celebrations … fireworks explode over the Yokohama port during new year celebrations near Tokyo, Japan. Picture: APSource: AP

Light show ... revellers watch a laser show being projected on buildings as the countdown

Light show … revellers watch a laser show being projected on buildings as the countdown for the New Year begins in Manila, Philippines. Picture: AP Source: AP

Explosions ... fireworks light up the sky as Filipinos welcome the New Year. Picture: AP

Explosions … fireworks light up the sky as Filipinos welcome the New Year. Picture: AP Source: AP

Back home, Australian cities from Hobart to Melbourne, Sydney to Brisbane greeted 2015 in their trademark glittery fashion.

Sydney parties ... the midnight fireworks display to herald in the new year. Picture: Tob

Sydney parties … the midnight fireworks display to herald in the new year. Picture: Toby Zerna Source: News Corp Australia

Let your colours burst ... On the waterfront in Hobart

Let your colours burst … on the waterfront in Hobart. Picture: News Corp Australia Source: News Corp Australia

Those Down Under will have to wait a few hours however to see how their fireworks displays compare with the likes of London, Paris and New York.

A heart on the bridge during the 9PM fireworks. NYE 2014 . Sydney New years Eve celebrati

A heart on the Sydney Harbour Bridge during the 9pm fireworks. Picture: John Appleyard Source: News Corp Australia 

SOURCE:::: http://www.news.com.au

Natarajan

Image of the day….Late December night sky over the Irish island of Achill.

Conor Ledwith took this photo. He wrote:

Photo credit: Conor Ledwith

Photo credit: Conor Ledwith Photography

 

Hi folks, a selfie taken last night at Achill Island, Mayo. Slievemore is the mountain in front of me.

Achill Island in County Mayo is the largest island off the coast of Ireland. It’s situated off Ireland’s west coast. The mountain Slievemore is at the north end of the island.

Thanks for sharing, Conor! See more photos by Conor Ledwith Photography

SOURCE:::: http://www.earthsky.org

Natarajan

Joke of the Day… ” Chinese Custom…” !!!

 

A Chinese moves to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.

He bought a home on a small piece of land. The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens.

Not wanting to interrupt these ‘Chinese customs’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.

Next day he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another ‘Chinese custom’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.

A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the China-man leading a bull down the drive-way, …pause…., and then put his left ear next to the bull’s butt.

The American bloke can’t handle this, so he goes up to the China-man and says, ‘Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull’s butt, it could just about shit on you.’

The China man is very taken back and says, ‘Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these American Customs.’

‘What do you mean ‘ says the neighbor, ‘Those aren’t American customs.’

“Yes, they are. Man at travel agent tell me,” replied the China-man  “He says, to become true American, I must learn to
….. chase chicks,
….. get piss drunk,
and
…. listen to bull-shit….!!!

Source:::: unknown… Input from a friend of mine
Natarajan

Joke of the Day…” Take it to Zoo…” !!!

A guy found a penguin and showed him to a policeman.

The policeman said, “Take that penguin to the zoo, now.”

Next day the policeman sees the man with the penguin again.

The policeman stops the guy and says, I told you yesterday to take the penguin to the Zoo, what on earth are you doing with the penguin in your truck again?”

The guy says, “What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and today I’m taking him to the movies.”!!!

SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com

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Image of the Day…. View of Alps from Space …

View of the Alps From Space

Expedition 42 Flight Engineer Samantha Cristoforetti of the European Space Agency (ESA) took this photograph of the Alps from the International Space Station, andposted it to social media on Tuesday, Dec. 23, 2014. She wrote, “I’m biased, but aren’t the Alps from space spectacular? What a foggy day on the Po plane, though! #Italy”

Image Credit: NASA/ESA/Samantha Cristoforetti 

SOURCE:::: http://www.nasa.gov

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Message for the Day…” When God enters your heart, demons exit your heart …”

The nature of human beings is Love (prema). You cannot survive even for a moment, when deprived of Love. It is the very breath of your life. When the six vices, to which you were attached for so long, disappear, Love will be the only occupant of your heart; but Love has to find an object, a loved one. It cannot be alone. Direct your heart full of love towards the dark-blue Divine Child, the charming Lord, who is the Embodiment of Love, Purity, Service, Sacrifice and Selflessness. Then there will be no scope for any other attachment to grow. Let this love for the Lord, step-by-step become deeper, purer and more self-denying; until at last, there is no other need for thought and the individual is merged in the Universal. When Vaasudeva, the Lord, enters the heart of man, demons have no longer a place therein. Darkness and light do not co-exist; Light removes every inch of darkness.

Sathya Sai Baba

Joke of the Day…” What did you do in Texas …” ?

One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in. “A cup of milk please.” he said to the bartender. After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody,” I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas – HERE!” The people were very frightened. When he finished his drink, he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers had put it back. Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy,” What did you do in Texas?”

The Cowboy replied,” Well, I had to walk home !!! 

SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com

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