
SOURCE:::: http://www.glasbergen.com
Natarajan
Over dinner, Jill said to John, “I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me; he used really bad language; he even threatened me!”
“How did you meet this fellow?” John asked, very concerned.
Jill said, “Well, we met by accident. I hit him with the car.”
………………………..
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.
“The day before I die, I’d like to sell every piece we’ve got just to see how much it’s all worth.”
“Well,” his friend replies, “since you couldn’t possibly know the day before you were going to die, you’ll never be able to sell!”
“And that’s where you’re wrong,” the man smiled. “If I sell it, my wife would kill me!
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SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day. com
Natarajan
Mike, Jack, and Gary go for a hike in the woods. They are out about an hour enjoying the sights when they come around a sharp bend in the trail and spot a bear just in front of them feeding off some vegetation next to the trail. The bear lets out a menacing growl when it notices the hikers. Mike says “jump up and down, make some noise to scare it away”. Jack says “that won’t work, we need to play dead”. They both ask Gary “what do we do?” There is no reply. Turning around they see Gary far down the trail behind them.
SOURCE::::www.joke a day.com
Natarajan
You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When…
· You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don’t have a clue when it happened.
· Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
· All of your friends have an @ in their names.
· Your dog has its own home page.
· You can’t call your mother… she doesn’t have a modem.
· You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
· You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.
· You get a new suit that says, “This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher.”
· The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.
· Your wife says communication is important in a marriage… so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
SOURCE:::: joke a day.com
Natarajan
India opener Murali Vijay avoids a high ball during Day 1 of the second Test against Australia at the Gabba. Photograph: Cameron Spencer/Getty ImagesHow often do we see a batsman get out on 99 and score a hundred in his next innings in Test cricket?
Murali Vijay is only the eighth batsman (on the ninth occasion) to do so. Rajneesh Gupta provides the details.
Murali Vijay carried his sublime form into the Brisbane Test. He was unfortunate to miss out on a well-deserved hundred at Adelaide, falling short by just one run. He, however, made amends by reaching the three-figure mark on the opening day of the second Test against Australia at the Gabba on Wednesday.
How often do we see a batsman get out on 99 and score a hundred in his next innings in Test cricket?
India opener Vijay is only the eighth batsman (on the ninth occasion) to do so.
Interestingly, four of the eight batsmen are Indians, Sourav Ganguly being the only one to do so more than once.
The details:
Batsmen getting out on 99 and scoring a hundred in next innings
| Batsman |
Score |
Opponent | Venue |
Year |
| Geoff Boycott (Eng) |
99 |
West Indies | Port-of-Spain |
1974 |
|
112 |
West Indies | Port-of-Spain |
1974 |
|
| Richie Richardson (WI) |
99 |
India | Port-of-Spain |
1989 |
|
156 |
India | Kingston |
1989 |
|
| Michael Slater (Aus) |
99 |
New Zealand | Perth |
1993 |
|
168 |
New Zealand | Hobart |
1993 |
|
| Sourav Ganguly (Ind) |
99 |
Sri Lanka | Nagpur |
1997 |
|
173 |
Sri Lanka | Mumbai WS |
1997 |
|
| Inzamam-ul-Haq (Pak) |
99 |
Sri Lanka | Lahore |
2002 |
|
329 |
New Zealand | Lahore |
2002 |
|
| Sourav Ganguly (Ind) |
99 |
England | Nottingham |
2002 |
|
128 |
England | Leeds |
2002 |
|
| Virender Sehwag (Ind) |
99 |
Sri Lanka | Colombo SSC |
2010 |
|
109 |
Sri Lanka | Colombo PSS |
2010 |
|
| MS Dhoni (Ind) |
99 |
England | Nagpur |
2012 |
|
224 |
Australia | Chennai |
2013 |
|
| Murali Vijay (Ind) |
99 |
Australia | Adelaide |
2014 |
|
144 |
Australia | Brisbane |
2014 |
Note: Ganguly had a sequence of 109, 99 and 173 in 1997.
Inzamam did so against different opponents at the same ground.
Boycott remains the only batsman to score a hundred after a 99 in the same Test.
Vijay is the first opening batsman from a visiting side to score a hundred on the first day of a Test at Brisbane.
The previous best was a paltry 83 by West Indian Joey Carew in 1968.
His 144 is now the fourth highest by a visiting opening batsman on the first day of any Test in Australia.
Former teammate Virender Sehwag tops the list.
The details:
Most runs by an opening batsman on first day of a Test vs Australia in Australia
|
Runs |
Batsman | For | Venue |
Season |
|
195 |
Virender Sehwag | Ind | Melbourne |
2003-04 |
|
185 |
’Bill’ Barber | Eng | Sydney |
1965-66 |
|
177 |
Michael Vaughan | Eng | Adelaide |
2002-03 |
|
144 |
Murali Vijay | Ind | Brisbane |
2014-15 |
|
141 |
Herbert Sutcliffe | Eng | Melbourne |
1924-25 |
Vijay is only the sixth Indian batsman to score a hundred on the opening day of a Test in Australia. The complete list:
Most runs by an Indian batsman on opening day of a Test in Australia
|
Runs |
Batsman | Venue |
Season |
|
195 |
Virender Sehwag | Melbourne |
2003-04 |
|
144 |
Murali Vijay | Brisbane |
2014-15 |
|
132 |
Sunil Gavaskar | Sydney |
1985-86 |
|
124 |
Sachin Tendulkar | Adelaide |
2007-08 |
|
116 |
Krish Srikkanth | Sydney |
1985-86 |
|
114 |
Gundappa Viswanath | Melbourne |
1980-81 |
-RAJNEESH GUPTA
Rajneesh Gupta

The successful launch of GSLV Mark III makes ISRO self reliant in launching heavier communication satellites
The Indian Space Research Organisation on Thursday launched its first experimental suborbital flight.
This was the test launch for ISRO heaviest and upgraded rocket, the GSLV Mark III, which is carrying the Crew Module Atmospheric Re-entry Experiment (CARE).
The flight took off from ISRO’s space station Sriharikota, near Chennai. Here are five things you need to know about the GSLV Mark III mission.
1) After its successful Mars mission, this is ISRO’s next step to put a man in space.
2) The Rs 155 crore mission has twin purposes — the main purpose is to test the rocket’s atmospheric flight stability with around 4-tonne luggage. The second is to study the re-entry characteristics of the crew module called Crew Module Atmospheric Re-entry Experiment.
3) Other critical technologies are also to be developed for ISRO’s manned mission. These are being developed parallelly at other centres. But recovery of the capsule from out of atmosphere will be the first to be tested.
4) GSLV Mark III is the heaviest next generation rocket, conceived and designed to make ISRO self reliant in launching heavier communication satellites of INSAT-4 class, which weigh 4,500 to 5,000 kg. Once operational, this rocket will have the capability to ferry four-tonne class of Insat series of communication satellites, which are currently being launched through Arianespace.
5) This is the second mission of the GSLV rocket during the last four years after two such launches failed in 2010.
SOURCE::::www.rediff.com
Natarajan
After massive demands from all husbands……….
A new app called
“Darr” !!!
is launched for smart phones..
You just say…..
‘Wife’..
and it closes all websites,
hides all chats,
hide all special folders and best of all.
puts your wife’s photograph
as a wallpaper.
SOURCE:::: http://www.silicon india.com
Natarajan
Brahma: System installer
Vishnu: System operator
Shiva: System programmer
Narad: Data Transmitter
Yama: Deleter
Apsara & Rambha: Virus
Ganapati: Anti virus
Hanuman: E-Mail
Chitragupta: Hard Disc
Saraswati: Internet explorer
Parvati: Mother Board
Lakshmi: ATM
SOURCE:::: http://www.siliconindia.com
Natarajan