Laughter The Best Medicine …With Positive Side Effects only !!!

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one?”

The assistant says, ”$2000.” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explains, ”This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.”

”What about the green one?” the man asks.

The assistant says, ”He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”

”What about the red one?” the man asks.

The assistant says, ”That one’s $10,000.”

The man says, ”What does HE do?”

The assistant says, ”I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”

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To surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office.

When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitating, he dictated, “And in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.”

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Bill Gates goes to purgatory.

St. Peter says, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go”.

First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds.

Bill chooses Hell.

About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.

Bill says to St. Peter, “What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?”

St. Peter replies, “That was just the screen saver.”

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Manager: Do you know anything about this fax-machine?

Staff: A little. What’s wrong sir?

Manager: Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.

Staff: How did you load the sheet?

Manager: I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.

 

SOURCE:::: http://www.siliconindia.com

Natarajan

 

See This Man”s Creativity …Hats off To this Gentleman …

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svzPm8lT36o  
 
An extraordinary man with a severe disability creates incredible works of art using a typewriter….
 
Paul Smith suffers from cerebral palsy. It’s a terrible degenrative disease that cuts him away from the world in so many ways. But in the next few minutes, Paul will prove to you how much deeper the human soul goes. There is a whole world inside Paul, and he is still able to share it with others, to let them see its beauty and express himself creatively. It’s a beautiful example of how much we have inside us. 
 
SOURCE:::: You Tube and ba-ba mail site
 
Natarajan

Joke of the day…” What is your Plan for 50th Anniversary …” ?

At St. Peter’s Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands’ marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, ‘Wella, I’va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!’
The priest responded, ‘Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?
Giuseppe proudly replied, “I gonna go picka her up.
SOURCE::::ba-ba mail site
Natarajan

Why No Guns For Cops of Britain and New Zealand ?…

Britain and New Zealand have adopted an uncommon style of policing. Their cops typically don’t carry guns on the job.

You might assume this would lead to more officer fatalities, but that’s not the case.

In Britain, this tradition stretches back to the 19th century. When the Metropolitan Police force was formed, people feared the military and wanted to avoid a police force that was oppressive, according to the BBC.

If police officers don’t have guns, then they can’t use firearms against citizens. Moreover, police can’t have their own guns used against them.

By only allowing some officers to be armed – like a firearms unit in every police force in Britain and cops who patrol security-sensitive places like airports, for example – the logic goes, there’s less of a risk of gun violence overall.

A New Zealand police commissioner wrote in an editorial in 2009:

I have no doubt that carrying handguns would compromise officers’ ability to do their regular work, because when you carry a weapon, your primary concern is to protect that weapon. If this was balanced by a clearly demonstrable increase in personal protection, it would be a price to consider paying. But the protection offered by a firearm – particularly a pistol – is more illusory than real.

This has actually worked out quite well. The UK and New Zealand fare rather well compared to other countries when it comes to violent crime. They have some of the lowest homicide rates in the world:

World homicide rates

United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime

 

Gun deaths are lower in Europe and Oceania overall, too:

 

Police shootings are far less prevalent in Britain than they are in the US. In the wake of the Michael Brown shooting in August, The Economistnoted that British citizens are about “100 times less likely to be shot by a police officer than Americans.”

Protests erupted in Ferguson, Missouri after a white police officer shot and killed Brown, an unarmed black teenager, during a routine patrol, leading to a national conversation about police brutality and use of force.

What helps Britain and New Zealand pull off unarmed policing is that gun ownership rates in these countries are much lower than in the US, which means that fewer criminals are armed with guns.

And police in Britain do have access to tasers to subdue suspects, which is a much safer alternative to guns.

SOURCE::::www.businessinsider.in

Natarajan

Message For the Day…” Difficulties You Face in Your Life are Opportunities for Your Progress…”

Always attend to your duties with a pleasant and smiling face. There is no use putting a ‘castor oil face’. Happiness is union with God. That is real Divinity. When you are confronted with difficult situations do not get upset and constantly worry thinking, “Oh My! How do I cross this situation?”. Such worry will only worsen the situation. Repose your faith in God. Think that difficulties are opportunities for your advancement. If you develop this attitude, your life will be sanctified. Whoever doesNamasmarana, whatever name they take and wherever they are, their life will be sanctified. They will be free from sin. Do not be too much concerned or bogged down withraga and tala (tune and rhythm). There is only one Raga, that is Hridayaraga (the tune of your own heart). That is ‘So… ham’ (‘I am I’). Tune your life Unto Him. Then, whatever activity you undertake, it becomes a success.

Sathya Sai Baba

” அந்த மாதிரி வரம் கொடுக்கும் சக்தி எனக்கு இல்லை …”

ஒரு கூர்கா, தரிசனத்துக்கு வந்தார். முகத்தில்

கவலை தெரிந்தது.

“என்ன சமாசாரம்னு கேளு” என்று தொண்டரிடம்

சொன்னார்கள் பெரியவா.

1f22d-1கூர்கா சொன்னார்.

“நான் பிறந்ததிலிருந்தே கஷ்டங்களைத்தான்

அனுபவித்துக் கொண்டிருக்கிறேன்.ஆனால் ஏதோ

புண்ணிய வசத்தால் தெய்வ ஸ்வரூபமான பெரியவா

தரிசனம் கிடைச்சிருக்கு….இனி எனக்கு ஜன்மாவே

வரக் கூடாது என்று அனுக்ரஹம் பண்ணணும்…”

“ஆகா,அப்படியே ஆகுக! உனக்கு இனி ஜன்மாவே கிடையாது!”

என்று பெரியவாள் சொல்லி விடவில்லை.

பின் மெதுவாகச் சொன்னார்கள்.

“அந்த மாதிரி வரம் கொடுக்கும் சக்தி எனக்கு இல்லை.

நான் தினந்தோறும் பூஜை செய்யும் சந்த்ரமௌளீஸ்வரரையும்

த்ரிபுர சுந்தரியையும் உனக்காகப் பிரார்த்தனை செய்து

கொள்கிறேன்….”

கூர்காவுக்கு இந்தப் பதில் நியாயமாகப்பட்டது போலும்.

ஒரே குதூகலம் அவருக்கு.

பிரசாதம் பெற்றுக் கொண்டு;,

“எனக்கு இனிமேல் ஜன்மா கிடையாது….ஈசுவராக்ஞை”

என்று திரும்பத் திரும்ப சொல்லிக் கொண்டே போனார்.

“ரொம்ப நாள் கழிச்சு இந்த மாதிரி, எனக்கு ஜன்மா

வரக் கூடாதுன்னு கேட்டு, இவன் ஒருத்தன் தான்

வந்திருக்கான்!” என்று கண்களில் ஞானஒளி வீசக்

கூறினார்கள் பெரியவா.

“மனுஷ்யனாக அவதாரம் பண்ணிய ராமன், எந்தத்

தைரியத்தில் ஜடாயுவுக்கு ஸ்வர்க்க லோகத்தைக்

கொடுத்தான்? அவனறியாமல் நாராயணத்வம்

வெளிப்பட்டு விட்டது” என்று ஒரு பௌராணிகர்

கூறியது நினைவுக்கு வந்தது.

பெரியவா, சங்கரர் என்பது, உடனிருந்த

கிங்கரர்களுக்குப் புரியவில்லை.

கூர்காவுக்குத் தெரிந்திருந்தது !!!!

SOURCE:::::www.periva.proboards.com

Natarajan

Read more: http://periva.proboards.com/thread/8233/#ixzz3ICgX2QEG

 

 

Woodpecker….A Beautiful Bird That Makes Drilling Holes in Wood ….

After a rare night of comfortable camping sleep, you are prematurely awakened by a repetitive drumming sound. Not loud enough to be a jackhammer, too rhythmic to be other campers assembling their tent – what could be the cause? In more parts of the world than not, the culprit is likely a woodpecker, a bird that makes a living drilling holes with its beak, primarily in wood. How do these feathered lightweights carve out dents large enough to nest in without the aid of power tools and with no apparent damage to their bird brains? It turns out it’s all in their heads.

Technicolor

In addition to their penchant for battering branches, woodpeckers also share distinctive plumage. Many of these birds (particularly the males) wear striking red or yellow feathers on their heads and chests. Common names of different woodpecker species – Red-headed, Red-crowned, Red-breasted, Yellow-bellied, Yellow-eared, and so on – derive from this characteristic.

Other physical traits that set woodpeckers apart from other birds help them cling to trees while they do their drilling. Most birds have feet with three toes facing forward and a forth facing backward, but woodpeckers’ feet exhibit a zygodactyly arrangement – two forward- and two backward-facing toes. This configuration is useful for species that do more climbing of branches than perching. Additional support is provided by the woodpeckers’ tails, which are especially stiff and can be braced against the climbing surface.

Woodpeckers have a broad distribution. They can be found throughout the world, with the exception of Antarctica, Madagascar, Australia, and certain oceanic islands.

Pecking order

One of the fruits of these birds’ persistent hammering at trees is food. It’s not the wood they’re after, but rather the wood-boring insects and grubs concealed behind the bark. While much of this insect excavation occurs on dead trees, some woodpecker species also chip away at living trees. Sapsuckers, as their name implies, like to drill into live trees and drink the sticky sap inside (though they eat bugs as well). In general, woodpeckers don’t specialize in a single food source, but adjust their eating habits based on what’s in season.

Nesting is another reason for the birds’ chipping away at trees. Drilling larger holes yields a fine place to lay their eggs (and, conveniently, the shavings generated by this wood-working can serve as padding for the nest).*

The sound of the pecking is also a form of communication. Woodpeckers drum to attract mates as well as remind others of territorial boundaries.

Not all species employ their beaks exclusively for pecking trees. Desert-dwelling species such as the Gila Woodpecker get by in their barren environment by nesting in cacti.

Heads up

Every year numerous helmet-clad football players in high schools, colleges and the major football leagues sustain head injuries despite these precautions, sometimes causing permanent damage. And yet woodpeckers spend the average day repeatedly slamming their beaks into trees at speeds of six to seven meters per second (about 15 mph), seemingly without even getting a headache. The average woodpecker drums on its chosen surface about 12,000 times a day. That’s a lot of head banging.

What makes these birds so impervious to cranial trauma? According to an October 2011 article published in the journal PLoS One, their advantage is not one single adaptation, but a set of physical traits that collectively offer sufficient protection. Among these are a spongy plate-like bone structure in the skull, a beak whose lower bone is longer than its upper and a uniquely elongated hyoid bone. The hyoid bone, which in human anatomy resides at the upper portion of the neck near the chin, is extended forward in birds and forms a support for the tongue. In woodpeckers the bone has a greater scope, threading through the bird’s right nostril, then forking into two parts that wrap around the skull. The authors note that this configuration may work like a “safety belt” for the brain.

The Elusive Imperial Woodpecker

As with yetis and unicorns, there is some debate over whether the legendary Imperial Woodpecker exists. Well, technically the issue is whether it still exists. Depending on whom you ask, the bird is either completely extinct or just critically endangered. If any have survived, they would be the largest existing woodpeckers – reportedly measuring up to two feet in length. The species garnered headlines in late October of 2011, when the Cornell Lab of Ornithology made available for public viewing for the first time the only film footage ever taken of the mysterious bird. The footage was shot by amateur ornithologist (and professional dentist) Dr. William Rhein in 1956 in the Durango region of Mexico, and is considered the last confirmed sighting of the species.† Imperial Woodpeckers were once relatively common in the high-altitude pine forests of Mexico’s Sierra Madre Occidental, but their numbers fell as industrial logging chipped away at their habitat. Your chances of seeing one in the wild now are somewhere between improbable and impossible

 

SOURCE::::earthskynews

Natarajan

Image of the Day… Snow in the East Tennessee Hills…

East Tennessee early snow…

Snow fell in the east Tennessee hills on the first day of November.

Photo credit: Peter Montanti

Peter Montani of east Tennessee wrote:

Togetherness, at least that’s what the power board said was the reason for our electricity and water being off for over 12 hours this past Saturday. The weight of the snow on our wires brought them too close together, then….

It made for a good day to play guitar and some time to walk around and photograph.

SOURCE::::: EARTHSKY.ORG

Natarajan

By the way, this same early snowfall can be seen on the satellite image below, taken of the southern Appalachian Mountain range, along the border of Tennessee, North Carolina, and South Carolina. The Visible Infrared Imaging Radiometer Suite on the Suomi NPP satellite acquired this natural-color image on on November 2, 2014.

Early snow on the Great Smokies via NASA Earth Observatory.  Read more about this image.

Jokes for the Day…” Prepare Three Envelopes…” !!!

A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing manager tells him, \\\”I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if You encounter a crisis you can\\\’t solve.\\\”
Three months down the track there is a major drama, everything goes wrong – the usual stuff – and the manager feels very threatened by it all. He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens the first envelope. The message inside says \\\”Blame your predecessor!\\\” He does this and gets off the hook.
About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. The manager quickly opens the second envelope. The message read, \\\”Reorganize!\\\” This he does, and the company quickly rebounds.
Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third envelope. The message inside says \\\”Prepare three envelopes\\\”.

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Heights of Spontaneity and Confidence. A new appointed executive in an office dialed a number on intercom & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !. But unfortunately the number was of his boss. Boss shouted : do you know whom youare talking to ? Executive : no! Boss: iam the boss of this office. Executive (in the same tone) : & do u know whom youare talking to? Boss: no!

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SOURCE::::;jOKE A DAY.COM

Natarajan

Picture of the day…Pencil Sketch of Mahaperiavaa…

We are pleased to share this latest pencil sketch of Sri Maha Periva by our respected moderator Sri Narayanan Bala (anusham163), along with a passage he sent us from “Rudhram”. Our special thanks to him for sharing another extraordinary work.

நமஸ்தே அஸ்து பகவன் விச்வேச்வராய மஹாதேவாய
த்ரயம்பகாய த்ரிபுராந்தகாராய த்ரிகாக்னி-காலாய
காலாக்னி-ருத்ராய நீலகண்டாய ம்ருத்யுஞ்ஜயாய
ஸர்வேச்வராய ஸதாசிவாய ஸ்ரீமன் மஹாதேவாய நம:

SOURCE::::www.periva.proboards.com

Natarajan
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