Message For the day…” Search for the faults and weakness within yourself First…”

If your minds revel in external objects and in purposeless observation and criticism of the outside world, how then can it be trained to be steadfast? Ask yourself this question: ‘Great souls (mahatmas) and sages were also people like me. If they could attain perfection, so can I if I follow their method. What profit do I get spending my time in discovering the faults and weakness of others?’ Thus the first spiritual practice (sadhana) is to search for the faults and weaknesses within yourself, and to strive to correct them and become perfect. The unceasing toil of each succeeding day has as its aim and justification this consummation: to make one’s last days sweet and pleasant. But each day also has its evening. If the day is spent in good deeds, then the evening blesses us with deep sleep, invigorating refreshing sleep, the sleep which is said to be akin to samadhi.   

Sathya Sai Baba

Start the Week with a Good Smile … !!!

Have a laugh

Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means…
E – End of
T – Thinking
C – Capacity.

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife’s Mind 4 u ?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
“I Luv u too” (GAME OVER!)

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When do you know u r in love ?
Ans : When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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What is the Difference between Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darling’s Numbers.
In Old Age : It is Full of Doctors Numbers.

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“Why is Facebook such a hit ?
It works on the principle that
‘People are more interested in others life than their own.

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test:

If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer : Why the Hell Should I recognize ?

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What is the diff between “GHAZAL” & “LECTURE” ?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is “GHAZAL”
and
Every word spoken by wife is “LECTURE”

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Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding…..
B’coz they say to each other affectionately that :

“DARLING NOW U R DEAD”…

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What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in
the same college where u study ?
Ans 100% Attendanzzz

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?
Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.

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Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don’t know why..
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Secret formula for married couples…
“Love One Another”
And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!

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SOURCE:::: input from a friend of mine
Natarajan

” Point Where Indian Ocean and Atlantic Ocean Meet…” Watch this Video clip !!!

Though the oceans’ waters “meet”, they don’t get mixed!
Believe, the Quranic  sura rendering by Abdul Basit
Abdessamad says, the day the two waters of the  oceans
get mixed, the world will end.
An
amazing phenomenon!!! It is stated it is because of the salt
content…. salt in Atlantic is more than in Indian ocean… 
SOURCE :::::www. you tube.com
Natarajan

 

Message For the Day… ” One Common Divine Present in Everyone is the Basis for Brotherhood amongst all of Humanity…”

In the present Age of Kali, there is so much hatred between brothers. When there is no unity within the family, is it possible to bring about unity amidst all persons in this world? In many platform speeches, people address each other as brothers and sisters. We must ask ourselves whether such words are coming from the depths of our hearts or whether we are simply reading them from a piece of paper. If you truly mean the words ‘brothers and sisters’ from the depths of your heart, you most definitely will win the grace of the Lord and good consequences will follow. Never worry or fear that you may have to distribute your ancestral property, or share wealth with those whom you address as brothers and sisters. It is necessary and sufficient if you realise and accept that one common Divine is present in every one of you and is the basis for brotherhood amongst all of humanity. 

Sathya Sai Baba

Joke of the Day…. ‘ You are in Airplane … ‘ !!!

A pilot is flying a small single engine plane with a lot of really important execs on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is 10m, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are very nervous.

At last, through a small opening in the fog he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor.

Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window: “Hi, where am I?”

The solitary office worker replies: “You’re in an airplane.”

The pilot executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes a perfect blind landing on the runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the engines cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned passengers asked the pilot how he did it.

“Simple,” replies the pilot, “I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless; therefore, that must be Microsoft’s support office, and from there, the airport is just 5 miles away on a bearing of 87 degrees!”

SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com

Natarajan

Just For Laugh @ the Weekend….

Some Old Lady Questions…

Who said that old ladies don’t have poignant and deeply relevant questions to ask? Believe us, they’ve been around, and they know exactly which infuriating and hilarious questions to ask!

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?

If people from Poland are called Poles,
then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?


If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?


Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?

Do Lipton Tea employees take ‘coffee breaks?’

What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of  bald men?

I  thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?

Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:
When you put the two words ‘The ‘ and ‘IRS’ together, it spells
‘THEIRS’?

SOURCE::::: http://www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

Message For the Day…” Impartial Vision is Auspicious Vision …”

The lion, though crowned as the king of the forest, turns back every few steps while walking through the woods, because it is afraid of being pursued. Fear in the mind will make your vision falter. Violence within the heart distorts the vision and distracts the sight. Be vigilant! You must practice and develop impartial vision. All creation must appear equally auspicious in your eyes. You must look upon all with as much love and faith as they have in themselves, for absolutely nothing is evil in creation – no, not even an iota! Evil appears as such only through faulty vision. Creation is colored only by the nature of the glasses you wear. By itself, every creation is eternally pure and holy. Hence you must cultivate one-pointed steadfastness (ekagrata) in whatever you do. Impartial vision (sama-drishti) is auspicious vision (subha-drishti).  

Sathya Sai Baba

Joke of the Day… ‘ If i were a Millionaire …” !!!

The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.'”

Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write feverishly.

“What’s the matter,” the teacher asked. “Why don’t you begin?”

“I’m waiting for my secretary,” Joe replied.

SOURCE::::www.joke a day.com

Natarajan

 

Just For Laugh ….!!!

My Job Search!

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,  but I got canned. Just couldn’t concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
 but wasn’t suited for it — mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
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4. Next, I tried working in Starbucks,
But I had to quit because it was the same old grind.
5. Then, I tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life,  but just didn’t have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it…. I couldn’t cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician,
but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.
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8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
      but didn’t have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
   Tried hard but just didn’t fit in.
10.  I became a Professional Fisherman,
but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance company ,
       but the work was just too draining.
12.. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre,
 but they said I wasn’t fit for the job…
13. After many years of trying to find steady work,  I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it..
14. My last job was when I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too exhausting.
 SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT 
 
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AND I FOUND I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! 

SOURCE:::: http://www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

 

Message For the Day….” Difference Between Happiness and Bliss…”

Happiness generally relates to bodily comforts and is transient. Such temporary pleasure comes to us for a few moments but very soon plunges us into deep sorrow. But the kind of bliss that one gets through the Soul (Atma) is permanent, pure and selfless. Hence spiritual education (Brahma Vidya)advocates that love must be cultivated for love’s sake only. You must not express love to merely obtain material benefits. If love is showered to win temporary benefits, then it will last for a very short time only. Divine Atmasymbolises eternal truth and is permanent. Therefore Prema attached to Atmawill be true and permanent. This infinite love and eternal truth is present in every being (jīva). If we focus on developing love and truth for its own sake, then we will experience bliss supreme. That is why the Upanishads advocate Selfless Love as ‘Satyasya satyaṃ’ or the Truth of truths. 

Sathya Sai Baba