Laughter The Best Medicine …What is The Height of Craziness !!!

1. What is height of Fashion?

Ans : Dhoti with a zip .

2. What is height of Secrecy?

Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness?

Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Craziness?

Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

5. What is height of Forgetfulness?

Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

6. What is height of Stupidity?

Ans : A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

7. What is height of Honesty?

Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

8. What is height of Suicide?

Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

9. What is height of De-hydration?

Ans : A cow giving milk powder.

10. What is Height of Kanjoosi?

Ans : Miser’s house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade
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source:::::input from a friend of mine

natarajan

Meet Shrinidhi Prakash…. Britain”s First Child Genius !!! @ the Age 11 !!!

When most 11-year-old girls day-dream about their idols, they fantasise about Harry Styles from One Direction and write his name in love hearts all over their school exercise books.

Not Shrinidhi Prakash. She is counting down the days until she meets her very own hero, the BBC’s business editor Robert Peston. She is a big fan of his work.

She hopes he will be impressed by the essay she has penned for him on economic growth, entitled Notes On Austerity. Quite clearly, Shrinidhi is no ordinary girl. This week, she beat more than 2,000 children to be crowned Britain’s first Child Genius – a sort of Mastermind-meets-Countdown, for the under 11s

Thirst for knowledge: Shrinidhi and her mother Suja

Thirst for knowledge: Shrinidhi and her mother Suja

  • Shrinidhi Prakash has been crowned Britain’s first Child Genius
  • She can recall the order of an entire pack of 52 playing cards
  • Also speaks Latin and is a world champ at Scrabble
  • Her parents say she has natural talent and they do not push her

Over the four-part series, 21 finalists aged eight to 11 were tested in quick-fire rounds such as Debating, Logic, Mental Arithmetic, Spelling and General Knowledge.

Not only were the questions so hard that many were beyond plenty of adults. But the stress for the children answering them was also mercilessly recorded by cameras, which seemed to take perverse pleasure in recording their faces crumple as, one by one, they crashed out of the competition.

‘She can’t tie her shoelaces but she can remember the exact order of a whole pack of playing cards’

Even cycling gold medallist Chris Hoy, a man used to the extreme edge of competition, tweeted that these intelligence tests made ‘the Olympics seem pretty stress-free’.

Other commentators questioned the programme’s seeming failure to acknowledge that other competitors in the group might possibly be on the autistic spectrum in case it jeopardised the fun they were having at the children’s expense.

Yet despite the intense pressure, Shrinidhi thrived. Not only did she manage to recall the order of an entire pack of 52 playing cards, but in the final programme she triumphed with a winning debate speech on whether money brings happiness, correctly identified Lake Baikal in Siberia as the largest freshwater pool in the world and correctly spelled the world ‘metallurgy’.

Title holder: Shrinidhi won the Child Genius final after beating Connor aged nine and 'human dictionary' Ben

Title holder: Shrinidhi won the Child Genius final after beating Connor aged nine and ‘human dictionary’ Ben

Shrinidhi’s achievement is all the more impressive when you consider that her first language is not even English, but Tamil, which she still speaks with her family at home, and she came to live in the UK from India only three years ago.

But the supreme irony is that of all the children in the competition, Shrinidhi appeared to be the least pushed by her parents, Suja and Raman. Indeed, the mild-mannered Indian couple looked like pussy cats compared to other tiger mothers in the show.

Shrinidhi, however, seemed to trundle through the competition in her own sweet way. Of all the children who appeared in the series, Shrinidhi, the current Under-12 World Scrabble Champion, seemed the most naturally gifted and the most rightful winner.

Champ: But her parents say she is not driven by achievement
Champ: But her parents say she is not driven by achievement

Shrinidhi also showed early promise. By the age of three, she was already a mini media celebrity in India after she was filmed being able to remember the flags of more than 200 different countries. She had learned them by watching the flag-waving spectators at cricket matches with her father.

By five her parents noticed her talent for memory. It morphed into a precocious gift and she began using long words in English. When they introduced her to Scrabble soon after, she began trouncing players several times her age.

So when her father Raman was offered a job in IT in UK, they moved here not only to further his career but also their daughter’s – especially as she already spoke English better than 99.9 per cent of the people who live here already.

 

So how does Shrinidhi see her life panning out before her, now that she is officially Britain’s cleverest child?

‘I don’t see it as anything different. Because it’s part of my brain, I don’t see anything extraordinary. For me this is normal. One day I would like to study economics or etymology at university. But I would also like to have two Ferraris.’

So after being proclaimed a child genius, what is next on the agenda? Maths A-level? An early Oxbridge application? Thankfully no, says Suja: ‘It’s her Grade One Piano exam.’

source::::::mailonline.com

natarajan

 

 

“What 3 Words ” or W3W Can Pinpoint any Spot In Earth With a 3 Letter code !!!!

Pinpoint any spot on Earth with three words

FORGET about postcodes and street numbers. A new mapping system called ‘what3words’ can find any searchable spot on the globe with a three-word code.

The London-based start-up has divided Earth into 57 trillion squares, each of them three square metres large. Every individual square has been assigned a unique three-word code.

With a simple, map-based search, you can pinpoint any location and find its code in a matter of seconds. It sure beats writing down a full address.

For instance, say you were meeting friends at the Queen Victoria Building in Sydney. Traditionally, you would tell people the address: 455 George St, Sydney NSW 2000. A what3words search would yield a simple result: input.fines.bonus. It’s much easier to remember.

“With GPS and smartphones, we have at our fingertips the ability to pinpoint precise locations,” said what3words CEO Chris Sheldrick.

“However, until what3words we haven’t had a simple, memorable universal system to easily describe locations with any degree of precision.”

The system is certainly more precise than conventional mapping. The three word codes apply to spaces just three square metres large, allowing you to direct people to something as specific as a particular tent in your campsite.

If you feel like shelling out a dollar or so, you can even reduce your address to a single word.

We played around with what3words and came up with a few examples:

The Eiffel Tower: ship.vocal.launched

 The Eiffel Tower in Paris, France.

The Eiffel Tower in Paris, France.

An escalator in Tokyo: tooth.develops.landings

Escalators probably look like this in Tokyo.

Escalators probably look like this in Tokyo.

The White House: engine.doors.cubs

The White House looking extra white.

The White House looking extra white.

Big Ben: lease.ensure.paused

BONG BONG BONG

BONG BONG BONG

A tree in New Zealand: trains.rally.feared

There?s a tree behind this sheep. Maybe.

There’s a tree behind this sheep. Maybe.

Christ the Redeemer: familiar.system.mule

?Hey guys, I can totally see write.complex.running from here!?

“Hey guys, I can totally see write.complex.running from here!”

Tahrir Square: publish.digesting.woven

Another quiet day in Egypt. Photo: AFP

Another quiet day in Egypt. Photo: AFP

A mailbox in Los Angeles: jump.union.blade

A well maintained American mailbox.

A well maintained American mailbox

source::::::news.com.au      pl see the site what 3 words .com  for further inf and details…

natarajan

Message For The Day…Grief and Joy Are the Obverse and Reverse Of the Same …

Liberation is attained when the Soul shines in its own divinity. Liberation is not a nation or a suburb in paradise where aristocratic residents secure good sites. Liberation is the condition of one who has shed delusion. Shed delusion, then grief will be destroyed and joy established. Removal of Grief (Dukha-Nivrithi) and Attainment of Bliss (Ananda-Prapthi), happen at the same time. Your mind is the villain, its other name is desire! When you pull out all the yarn from a piece of cloth, there is no cloth. So too, pull out all the desires from the mind; the mind disappears and you attain freedom! Grief and joy are the obverse and reverse of the same experience. Joy is when grief ends, grief is when joy ends. Just as you must set the table for two when you invite a blind person for dinner (the blind person and his/her companion), so too, grief and joy are inseparable.

 

Sathya Sai Baba

High Flying Chickens !!! On The Top of The World !!!!

Chickens may not be capable of flying long distance but these baby chicks got their wings when they were given their first lesson in the sky – on a flight from Brazil to Ecuador.

Chicks away! Baby chickens ‘stowaway’ on cargo flight from Brazil and get a different type of flying lesson from the cockpi
Three pilots were shocked to discover the tiny birds who had wandered onto the Martinair cargo flight from Campinas to Quito.
The chicks looked like they were enjoying the view across South America as they got familiar with the controls in the cockpit.
After being shown around by the pilots, the birds enjoyed the rest of the 2,600 mile flight with their wings up in first class.

High-flyer: This baby chick got its wings on a flight from Brazil to Ecuador

What a view: A baby chicken looks out of the window on board a 2,600 mile cargo flight

Learning the ropes: The chicks got to grips with the controls in the cockpit

 

On top of the world: Chickens are known for not being the best of flyers so these two hopped on a flight

 

Aviators: The baby chicks were taught how to fly without having to use their wings

Flying high: After getting to grips with the plane, the chicks put their wings up and enjoyed the rest of the flight in first class

 

source:::::mailonline .com

natarajan

 

Laughter The Best Medicine !!!…” I Would Have Been Out Today ” !!!!

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It is the middle of the night and Angela wakes up to find that her husband is out of bed. She dresses in her robe and goes downstairs to find him sitting in front of a turned off tv, holding a cup of coffee and looking into the distance, lost in some sad thought.

“What’s the matter, honey?” she asks. “Why the heck are you down here at this hour?”

Her husband looks up at her. “Do you remember when we started dating, whenyou were just 17?”

“Sure.” She answers, puzzled.

Her husband groaned in sadness. “And do you remember when your father the sheriff caught us fooling around?”

“Yes, of course.”

“And do you remember how he shoved his shotgun in my face and said: ‘You either marry her or I’ll put you in jail for 20 years?”

“Yea I do, why are you so nostalgic all of a sudden?!?” she demanded to know.

The husband wiped a tear from his cheek and said: “It’s just… I would have been out today.”!!!!!!!!!!!

source:::::babamailnet

natarajan

Children Build Castles in the Sand While Elders Are Building castles in Air !!!

sand castle 5

A little girl is on her knees scooping and packing the sand with plastic shovels into a bright blue bucket. Then she upends the bucket on the surface and lifts it. And, to the delight of the little architect, a castle tower is created.

All afternoon she will work. Spooning out the moat. Packing the walls. Bottle tops will be sentries. Popsicle sticks will be bridges. A sandcastle will be built.

man in office

A man is in his office. At his desk he shuffles papers into stacks and delegates assignments. He cradles the phone on his shoulder and punches the keyboard with his fingers. Numbers are juggled and contracts are signed and much to the delight of the man, a profit is made.

All his life he will work. Formulating the plans. Forecasting the future. Annuities will be sentries. Capital gains will be bridges. An empire will be built.

little girl in beach

Two builders of two castles, they have much in common. They shape granules into grandeur. They see nothing and make something. They are diligent and determined. And for both the tide will rise and the end will come.

Yet that is where the similarities cease. For the girl sees the end while the man ignores it, Watch the girl as the dusk approaches.

As the waves near, the wise child jumps to her feet and begins to clap. There is no sorrow. No fear. No regret. She knew this would happen. She is not surprised. And when the great breaker crashes into her castle and her masterpiece is sucked into the sea, she smiles. She smiles, picks up her tools, takes her father’s hand, and goes home.

The grownup, however, is not so wise. As the wave of years collapses on his castle he is terrified. He hovers over the sandy monument to protect it. He blocks the waves from the walls he has made. Salt-water soaked and shivering he snarls at the incoming tide.

“It’s my castle,” he defies.

two-cartoon-men-yelling

The ocean need not respond. Both know to whom the sand belongs… I don’t know much about sandcastles. But children do. Watch them and learn. Go ahead and build, but build with a child’s heart. When the sun sets and the tides take – applaud. Salute the process of life and go home.   

source:::: Reblogged from Propel Steps of Dinesh Kumar Radhakrishnan,

natarajan

” மனுஷாளுக்கு எவ்வளவுதான் சொன்னாலும் , சொன்னபடி கேட்பதில்லை ” !!!

பத்து வயஸ் பையன் பெரியவாளுக்கு நமஸ்காரம் பண்ணிவிட்டு, பெரியவாளிடம் ஏதோ கேட்கும் ஆசையில் நகர்ந்து போகாமல் அங்கேயே நின்று கொண்டிருந்தான். அவன் மனஸில் பொங்கும் கேள்வியின் துடிப்பு, முகத்தில் ப்ரதிபலித்தது.

பெரியவா அனுஷ்டானமெல்லாம் முடிந்து விஸ்ராந்தியாக அமர்ந்திருந்தார். இந்தக் குழந்தையின் முகத்தைப் பார்த்துவிட்டு, “என்ன?” என்பது போல் ஜாடை செய்தார். குழந்தைக்கு பயம் கிடையாது என்பதை இதோ.. ப்ரூவ் பண்ணிவிட்டான்……

“பெரியவா….இந்த மடத்ல யானை, குதிரை, ஒட்டகம் எல்லாம் இருக்கே! இதெல்லாம் சர்க்கஸ் கம்பெனிலதானே இருக்கும்?…”

சுற்றி இருந்த கார்யஸ்தர்கள், பக்தர்கள் எல்லாருக்கும் உள்ளே ஒரே உதறல்! எசகுபிசகா எதையாவது கேட்டுடறதுகள்….என்று தவித்தார்கள். பெரியவா குழந்தையின் முகத்தைப் பார்த்தார்…..” அந்தக் காலத்ல, நம்ம தேசத்ல நெறைய ராஜாக்கள் இருந்தா…..முன்னாடி மடத்ல இருந்த ஸ்வாமிகளை தர்சனம் பண்ண வரச்சே…ல்லாம் யானை, குதிரை, ஒட்டகம், பசு மாடு, காளை மாடு, அம்பாரி எல்லாம் காணிக்கையாக் குடுத்துட்டுப் போவா…..இப்போ இங்க இருக்கற ம்ருகங்கள் எல்லாம்…மடத்ல வம்ஸ பரம்பரைன்னு சொல்றா மாதிரி இருந்துண்டிருக்கு. பசுவுக்கும், யானைக்கும் தெனோமும் பூஜை நடக்கறது. நவராத்ரி காலத்ல குதிரைக்கும் பூஜை உண்டு…..

……இந்த ம்ருகங்களுக்கு கொஞ்சம் training குடுத்தாலும் போறும்! நாம சொன்னபடி கேக்கும்! ஆனா……..எங்கிட்ட வர்ற மனுஷாளுக்கு எவ்வளவுதான் training குடுத்தாலும், சொன்னபடி கேக்க மாட்டா….அதுதான் எனக்கு ரொம்ப வருத்தம்!”

ஒரு மஹா பெரிய கசப்பான உண்மையை படாரென்று போட்டு உடைத்தார்! குழந்தைக்கோ குதிரை, யானை, ஒட்டகம் விஷயத்துக்கு பெரியவா குடுத்த explanation பரம த்ருப்தி ! சிரித்துக் கொண்டே ஓடிவிட்டான். ஆனால் நாம்?

முன்பு ஒருமுறை ஒரு கார்யஸ்த்தரிடம் “ஏண்டா….கண்ணா! மடத்துக்கு ஏன் இவ்ளோவ் கூட்டம் வருது தெரியுமோ?” என்று கேட்டார்.

“பெரியவாளை தர்சனம் பண்ண…….”

“ஆமா……பாதிப்பேர் என்னை தர்சனம் பண்ண வர்றா…..மீதிப்பேர், யானை, ஒட்டகத்தைப் பாக்க வரா…” என்று சிரித்துக் கொண்டே சொன்னார்.

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