Jokes For the Day…. ” The Day Before i die …” !!!

Over dinner, Jill said to John, “I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me; he used really bad language; he even threatened me!”

“How did you meet this fellow?” John asked, very concerned.

Jill said, “Well, we met by accident. I hit him with the car.”

………………………..

Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.

“The day before I die, I’d like to sell every piece we’ve got just to see how much it’s all worth.”

“Well,” his friend replies, “since you couldn’t possibly know the day before you were going to die, you’ll never be able to sell!”

“And that’s where you’re wrong,” the man smiled. “If I sell it, my wife would kill me!

 

……………………..

 

SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day. com

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Watch How One Monkey Saves the Life of another Monkey …

A monkey in Kanpur has turned into a hero overnight after it saved another monkey. The other monkey here was electrocuted when it was walking on high tension wires at the Kanpur railway station

This little guy tries everything from, biting, splashing water to slapping and hitting and does not give up until its friend regains consciousness.

This monkey clearly taught us a little lesson on how we humans forget to be human and how sometimes the smallest beings on Earth can show more humanity than we expect them to.

SOURCE:::: http://www.storypick.com

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Joke of the Day….” This side Up …” !!!

The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and said,

“Well, Ole, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up,

Handle With Care.’”

“Yes sir,” the worker replied. “And just to make sure, I stamped it on the bottom too.!!!

SOURCE:::: Natarajan

Joke of the Day…” What do We do … ” ?

Mike, Jack, and Gary go for a hike in the woods. They are out about an hour enjoying the sights when they come around a sharp bend in the trail and spot a bear just in front of them feeding off some vegetation next to the trail. The bear lets out a menacing growl when it notices the hikers. Mike says “jump up and down, make some noise to scare it away”. Jack says “that won’t work, we need to play dead”. They both ask Gary “what do we do?” There is no reply. Turning around they see Gary far down the trail behind them. 

SOURCE::::www.joke a day.com

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Joke of the Day…” Hard day today ? …”

A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted.

His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. “My, you look tired,” she said. “You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?”

“It was terrible,” her husband said. “The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking.”  

SOURCE:::: Joke a day.com

Natarajan

 

Astronaut’s-Eye View of NASA’s Orion Spacecraft Re-entry…

New video recorded during NASA’s Orion return through Earth’s atmosphere provides viewers a taste of what the vehicle endured as it returned through Earth’s atmosphere during its Dec. 5 flight test.
Image Credit:
NASA

New video recorded during the return of NASA’s Orion through Earth’s atmosphere this month provides a taste of the intense conditions the spacecraft and the astronauts it carries will endure when they return from deep space destinations on the journey to Mars.

Among the first data to be removed from Orion following its uncrewed Dec. 5 flight test was video recorded through windows in Orion’s crew module. Although much of the video was transmitted down to Earth and shown in real time on NASA Television, it was not available in its entirety. Also, the blackout caused by the superheated plasma surrounding the vehicle as it endured the peak temperatures of its descent prevented downlink of any information at that key point. However, the cameras were able to record the view and now the public can have an up-close look at the extreme environment a spacecraft experiences as it travels back through Earth’s environment from beyond low-Earth orbit.

The video begins 10 minutes before Orion’s 11:29 a.m. EST splashdown in the Pacific Ocean, just as the spacecraft was beginning to experience Earth’s atmosphere. Peak heating from the friction caused by the atmosphere rubbing against Orion’s heat shield comes less than two minutes later, and the footage shows the plasma created by the interaction change from white to yellow to lavender to magenta as the temperature increases.

As Orion emerges safely on the other side of its trial by fire, the camera continues to record the deployment of the series of parachutes that slowed it to a safe 20 mph for landing and the final splash as Orion touched down on Earth.

NASA's Orion spacecraft is viewed by media at NASA's Kennedy Space Center, Fla. on Dec. 19, 2014.
NASA’s Orion spacecraft is viewed by members of the media at the Launch Abort System Facility at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Orion made the 8-day, 2,700 mile overland trip back to Kennedy from Naval Base San Diego in California. Analysis of date obtained during its two-orbit, four-and-a-half hour mission Dec. 5 will provide engineers detailed information on how the spacecraft fared. The Ground Systems Development and Operations Program led the recovery, offload and transportation efforts.
Image Credit:
NASA/Dimitri Gerondidakis

Orion was then retrieved by a combined NASA, U.S. Navy and Lockheed Martin team and carried back to shore aboard the Navy’s USS Anchorage. After returning to shore, it was loaded on to a truck and driven back to NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida, where it arrived on Thursday.

Orion traveled 3,600 miles above Earth on its 4.5-hour flight test – farther than any spacecraft built for humans has been in more than 40 years. In coming back from that distance, it also traveled faster and experienced hotter temperatures – 20,000 mph and near 4,000 degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact. Orion will travel faster and experience even higher temperatures on future missions, when it returns from greater distances, but this altitude allowed engineers to perform a good checkout of Orion’s critical systems – in particular its heat shield.

Orion’s flight test was a critical step on NASA’s journey to Mars. Work already has begun on the next Orion capsule, which will launch for the first time on top of NASA’s new Space Launch System rocket and travel to a distant retrograde orbit around the moon.

To view the video of Orion’s re-entry, visit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtWzuZ6WZ8E 

SOURCE::::www.nasa.gov

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Joke of the Day… ” You are addicted to Internet when you…” !!!

You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When…

· You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don’t have a clue when it happened.

· Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

· All of your friends have an @ in their names.

· Your dog has its own home page.

· You can’t call your mother… she doesn’t have a modem.

· You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

· You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.

· You get a new suit that says, “This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher.”

· The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.

· Your wife says communication is important in a marriage… so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.   

SOURCE:::: joke a day.com

Natarajan

 

This Day In Space Science… Establishment of NASA Ames on 20 Dec 1939…

75th Anniversary of NASA Ames

December 20, 2014 marks NASA Ames Research Center’s 75th Anniversary. The center was established in 1939 as the second laboratory of the National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics, and was named for the chair of the NACA, Joseph S. Ames. It was located at Moffett Field in Sunnyvale, California, now at the heart of Silicon Valley. The Laboratory was renamed the NASA Ames Research Center with the formation of NASA in 1958.

This June 2, 1943 photograph shows the construction of the Ames full-scale 40- by 80-foot wind tunnel, with a side view of the entrance cone and a blimp in the background.

Image Credit: NASA 

SOURCE::::www.nasa.gov

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Image of the Day…Ice Berg in South Atlantic !!!

Big iceberg in South Atlantic

Satellites have detected an iceberg adrift in the South Atlantic Ocean. It’s big … but doesn’t meet the criteria for tracking or naming.

The Aqua satellite caught this image of the unnamed iceberg on December 3, 2014.  Image via NASA Earth Observatory.

On December 3, 2014, satellite images revealed a large iceberg – measuring about 165 square kilometers (64 square miles) – east of the southern tip of South America in the South Atlantic Ocean. This iceberg doesn’t meet the criteria for tracking or naming. NASA Earth Observatory said:

Only icebergs that have a side measuring at least 19 kilometers (12 miles) long are named and tracked by the U.S. National Ice Center. That means nearly round or square icebergs—like the one pictured above—can be quite large and still not meet the criteria for naming and tracking.

But it’s still a big iceberg and so interesting. Icebergs such as this one break off from Antarctica, but scientists aren’t sure exactly where on the continent this one broke away.

In that way, it’s different from iceberg B31, a much bigger iceberg, which broke away from Antarctica’s Pine Island Glacier in late 2013 and has been hugging the Antarctic continent since then. B31 is a whopping 240 square miles (over 600 square kilometers). NASA recentlyre-acquired it via satellite, and, although B31 does meet the criteria for tracking and naming, for now it remains in the Amundsen Sea near Antarctica, although free now of surrounding debris and sea ice.

Large icebergs like these pose a danger to ships. For example, in 2007, the MS Explorer, a small Canadian cruise ship, sank after striking an iceberg near the South Shetland Islands.

Read more about the unnamed iceberg from NASA’s Earth Observatory.

Read more about the even bigger iceberg B31.

NASA's Aqua satellite captured this image of a large, unnamed iceberg moving in the South Atlantic on December 5, 2014.  Image via NASA Earth Observatory.

Bottom line: Early December 2014 images of the large, nearly circular iceberg adrift in the South Atlantic Ocean. It’s big – 165 square kilometers (64 square miles) – but doesn’t meet the criteria for tracking or naming.

SOURCE:::: http://www.earthsky.org

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Out on 99 …But 100 in Second Innings … !!!

 

Murali Vijay  India opener Murali Vijay avoids a high ball during Day 1 of the second Test against Australia at the Gabba. Photograph: Cameron Spencer/Getty Images

How often do we see a batsman get out on 99 and score a hundred in his next innings in Test cricket?

Murali Vijay is only the eighth batsman (on the ninth occasion) to do so. Rajneesh Gupta provides the details.

Murali Vijay carried his sublime form into the Brisbane Test. He was unfortunate to miss out on a well-deserved hundred at Adelaide, falling short by just one run. He, however, made amends by reaching the three-figure mark on the opening day of the second Test against Australia at the Gabba on Wednesday.

Scorecard

How often do we see a batsman get out on 99 and score a hundred in his next innings in Test cricket?

Photos from Gabba Test, Day 1

India opener Vijay is only the eighth batsman (on the ninth occasion) to do so.

Interestingly, four of the eight batsmen are Indians, Sourav Ganguly being the only one to do so more than once.

The details:

Batsmen getting out on 99 and scoring a hundred in next innings

Batsman

Score

Opponent Venue

Year

Geoff Boycott (Eng)

99

West Indies Port-of-Spain

1974

112

West Indies Port-of-Spain

1974

Richie Richardson (WI)

99

India Port-of-Spain

1989

156

India Kingston

1989

Michael Slater (Aus)

99

New Zealand Perth

1993

168

New Zealand Hobart

1993

Sourav Ganguly (Ind)

99

Sri Lanka Nagpur

1997

173

Sri Lanka Mumbai WS

1997

Inzamam-ul-Haq (Pak)

99

Sri Lanka Lahore

2002

329

New Zealand Lahore

2002

Sourav Ganguly (Ind)

99

England Nottingham

2002

128

England Leeds

2002

Virender Sehwag (Ind)

99

Sri Lanka Colombo SSC

2010

109

Sri Lanka Colombo PSS

2010

MS Dhoni (Ind)

99

England Nagpur

2012

224

Australia Chennai

2013

Murali Vijay (Ind)

99

Australia Adelaide

2014

144

Australia Brisbane

2014

Note: Ganguly had a sequence of 109, 99 and 173 in 1997.

Inzamam did so against different opponents at the same ground.

Boycott remains the only batsman to score a hundred after a 99 in the same Test. 

Vijay is the first opening batsman from a visiting side to score a hundred on the first day of a Test at Brisbane.

The previous best was a paltry 83 by West Indian Joey Carew in 1968.

His 144 is now the fourth highest by a visiting opening batsman on the first day of any Test in Australia.

Former teammate Virender Sehwag tops the list.

The details: 

Most runs by an opening batsman on first day of a Test vs Australia in Australia

Runs

Batsman For Venue

Season

195

Virender Sehwag Ind Melbourne

 2003-04

185

’Bill’ Barber Eng Sydney

 1965-66

177

Michael Vaughan Eng Adelaide

 2002-03

144

Murali Vijay Ind Brisbane

2014-15

141

Herbert Sutcliffe Eng Melbourne

 1924-25

Vijay is only the sixth Indian batsman to score a hundred on the opening day of a Test in Australia. The complete list:

Most runs by an Indian batsman on opening day of a Test in Australia

Runs

Batsman Venue

 Season

195

Virender Sehwag Melbourne

 2003-04

144

Murali Vijay Brisbane

2014-15

132

Sunil Gavaskar Sydney

 1985-86

124

Sachin Tendulkar Adelaide

 2007-08

116

Krish Srikkanth Sydney

 1985-86

114

Gundappa Viswanath Melbourne

 1980-81

-RAJNEESH GUPTA

Rajneesh Gupta

Natarajan