Jokes for the Weekend… ” Why is 6 afraid of 7 ” ?

Q. Why was the fly dancing on the jam jar?
A. Because on the lid it said, “Twist to open

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The oldest joke in the book, but oh well!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9 (Seven Ate Nine, get it?)

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Q: What did one English book say to the math book?
A: You have too many problems

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Do you know why electricians are some of the smartest people?

They always keep up with current events.

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The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?
Doctor: Yes, that is true.
P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure?
D: Yes, that is also true.
P: So, in average, I live normally.

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SOURCE:::::joke a day.com

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This Artist Sees 10 Times More Colors Than a Normal Person …

san diego artist concetta anticoConcetta AnticoTo tetrachromatic artist Concetta Antico, the world is “like a mosaic of color.”

When Concetta Antico looks at a leaf, she sees much more than just green. “Around the edge I’ll see orange or red or purple in the shadow you might see dark green but I’ll see violet, turquoise, blue,” she said. “It’s like a mosaic of color.”

Antico doesn’t just perceive these colors because she’s an artist who paints in the impressionist style. She’s also a tetrachromat, which means that she has more receptors in her eyes to absorb color. The difference lies in Antico’s cones, structures in the eyes that are calibrated to absorb particular wavelengths of light and transmit them to the brain. The average person has three cones, which enables him to see about one million colors. But Antico has four cones, so her eyes are capable of picking up dimensions and nuances of color — an estimated 100 million of them — that the average person cannot.”It’s shocking to me how little color people are seeing,” she said.

“You might see dark green but I’ll see violet, turquoise, blue. It’s like a mosaic of color.”

Although tetrachromats have more receptors in their eyes, their brains are wired the same way as a person with normal vision. So how can a brain like Antico’s change to see more colors? Like anything else, practice makes perfect, even when it comes to neural pathways.

For years, researchers weren’t sure tetrachromacy existed. If it did, they stipulated, it could only be found in women. This is because of the genes behind color vision. People who have regular color vision have three cones, tuned to the wavelengths of red, green, and blue. These are connected to the X chromosome — men have one, but women have two. Mutations in the X chromosome cause a person to perceive more or less color, which is why men more commonly have congenital colorblindness than women (if their one X chromosome has a mutation). But the theory stood that if a woman received two mutated X chromosomes, she could have four cones instead of the usual three.

This is the case with Antico; researchers confirmed that she is a tetrachromat in 2012. One percent of the world’s population is thought to be tetrachromatic, but it’s not easy to demonstrate empirically. “The difference between [the color dimensions perceived by] a tetrachromat and someone with normal vision is not as dramatic as the difference between someone who is colorblind and someone with normal vision,” according to Kimberly Jameson, a cognitive scientist at the Institute for Mathematical Behavioral Sciences at the University of California in Irvine. She and her colleague Alissa Winkler at the University of Nevada in Reno have been studying Antico for about a year to better understand tetrachromacy. The differences in color perception are hard to detect because they’re small, Jameson said, but the tests that are currently used are not designed for more than three pigments–red, green and blue.

Based on Antico’s genes, Jameson has determined that Antico’s fourth cone absorbs wavelengths that are “reddish-orangey-yellow, but what it appears to Concetta is uncertain at the moment,” she added. Since the tests aren’t calibrated for this wavelength, empirically demonstrating tetrachromacy is still really difficult.

rainbow gully mission hills sdConcetta Antico“Rainbow Gully, Mission Hills, SD”

Jameson and Winkler are on the hunt for more tetrachromats in order to better understand how their brains work. Jameson became fascinated with how people are able to form and communicate concepts, especially when the way they perceive the world can vary so widely. “If you have an extra cone class in the retina, that greatly complicates how that signal might be taking shape as it leaves the retina. We want to understand how that’s happening,” she said. This likely has to do with how the brain wires itself when it receives certain signals frequently over time — a concept called neuroplasticity. Lots of studies about neuroplasticity in animals and some in humans have shown that two individuals with the same capacity for visual perception can have drastically different vision later in life just based on what they were exposed to early on. Researchers still aren’t totally sure why this is the case. “One possibility is that the system learns how to use these signals — the wiring creates the proper code so they can be used in the cortex,” Jameson said.

So even though many more tetrachromats may exist in the world, they may not have exceptional color perception, because they haven’t trained their brains to pay attention. Antico, in this case, presents a rare exception. “I was different than a regular 5-year-old — I was painting at age 7, I was so fascinated with color,” she said. For years, she was exposed to exceptional color, so her brain became wired to take advantage of her tetrachromacy.

the cats meowConcetta Antico“The Cat’s Meow”

Antico has a personal stake in the continued research of tetrachromacy. Five years ago, when Antico’s daughter was 7 years old, the family learned that she was colorblind. “I didn’t think it had anything to do with me, but she’s colorblind because of me. I have a mutation,” Antico said. The more she helps scientists understand tetrachromacy, she figures, the better they will be able to help people like her daughter. “If we understand genetic potential for tetrachromacy and how their perception differs, we can understand quite a lot about visual processing of color that we currently don’t understand,” Jameson agreed.

But Antico may have stumbled upon a different way to help those who are color deficient. She is a professional artist who has been teaching painting for over 20 years, and she has a number of students who are colorblind. “One of the things that has been made apparent by looking at their artwork is that they have a good appreciation for color, unlike any other individual who I’ve ever seen that is color deficient,” Jameson said. “It’s very possible that by being tuned in from a very early age to color differences, [Antico] may have acquired some understanding and articulation for how to help them do that.” This hypothesis still needs to be proven empirically, of course, but Jameson is intrigued by the prospect of improving people’s perception of color through the training that neuroplasticity allows.

In addition to spending her time helping researchers better understand tetrachromacy, Antico hopes to open an art school for the colorblind and create an online platform for people around the world to discover if they are tetrachromatic. “I want to be sure before I die that I’m able to define tetrochromatism,” she said. “There have to be more tetrachromats out there. Maybe I can lead the way for that.”

This article originally appeared on Popular Science

SOURCE:::: http://www.popsci..com

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Teachers and Friends Recall CEA’s Fun-Filled Student Days @ IIM Ahmedabad !!!

Teachers and friends of India’s new Chief Economic Advisor Arvind Subramanian remember how his friends and he once bought a second-hand car from the money they earned during summer assignments while studying at the Indian Institute of Management (IIM)-Ahmedabad.

Arvind Subramanian

 

“I remember some of the students, including Arvind Subramanian, Ivan Menezes (now, chief executive of Diageo) and Lalit Bhojwani (of Origin Consultants), had bought a second-hand car out of the money they earned for their summer assignments,” said Nayan Parikh, president, IIM-A Alumni Association, and Subramanian’s batchmate. “Often, the car would not start and other students would be called to push it.”

Subramanian was a student at the premier management institute from 1979 to 1981, pursuing a post-graduate programme. He was taught by such luminaries as former Reserve Bank of India (RBI) Governor C Rangarajan and former IIM-A director Bakul Dholakia. They all remember Subramanian as a bright student, interested in research, with a deep liking for economics and finance. They are also confident that the country’s economy is now in safe hands.

“This is a positive development for the IIM-A fraternity. Raghuram Rajan as RBI governor and now Arvind Subramanian as chief economic advisor are going to make significant contribution to the Indian economy,” said Dholakia, now the director-general of International Management Institute.

“A highly established and talented faculty member like Rangarajan became the RBI Governor, as did Rajan. Now, Subramanian is the CEA. IIM-Ahmedabad is making a significant contribution in the building of the Indian economy.”

Remembering Subramanian as a “bright student”, Dholakia said, “He was deeply interested in economics and finance. We had a compulsory course on macroeconomics called Economic Environment and Policy, which Rangarajan and I used to teach.” Dholakia also remembers Subramanian had an inclination for research and was not interested in pursuing a corporate career.

Another faculty who remembers the new CEA from when he was a student is Abhinandan Jain. “He was down-to-earth and understated.”

Source::::www.business-standard.com

Natarajan

A Note From the Desk of GOD…

From The Desk Of God…

Please be aware that there are changes you need to make in your life. These changes need to be completed in order that I may fulfill my promises to you to grant you peace, joy and happiness in this life. I apologize for any inconvenience, but after all that I am doing, this seems very little to ask of you. I know, I already gave you the 10 Commandments. Keep them. But follow these guidelines as well…
1. QUIT WORRYING
Life has dealt you a blow and all you do is sit and worry. Have you forgotten that I am here to take all your burdens and carry them for you? Or do you just enjoy fretting over every little thing that comes your way?
2. PUT IT ON THE LIST
Something needs done or taken care of. Put it on the list. No, not YOUR list. Put it on MY to-do-list. Let ME be the one to take care of the problem. I can’t help you until you turn it over to me. And, although my to-do-list is long, I am, after all, God. I can take care of anything you put into my hands. In fact, if the truth were ever really known, I take care of a lot of things for you that you never even realize.
3. TRUST ME
Once you’ve given your burdens to me, quit trying to take them back. Trust in me. Have the faith that I will take care of all your needs, your problems and your trials. Problems with the kids? Put them on my list. Problem with finances? Put it on my list. Problems with your emotional roller coaster? For my sake, put it on my list. I want to help you. All you have to do is ask.
4. LEAVE IT ALONE
Don’t wake up one morning and say, “Well, I’m feeling much stronger now, I think I can handle it from here.” Why do you think you are feeling stronger now? It’s simple. You gave me your burdens and I’m taking care of them. I also renew your strength and cover you in my peace. Don’t you know that if I give you these problems back, you will be right back where you started? Leave them with me and forget about them. Just let me do my job.
5. TALK TO ME
I want you to forget a lot of things. Forget what was making you crazy. Forget the worry and the fretting because you know I’m in control. But there’s one thing I pray you never forget. Please don’t forget to talk to me – OFTEN! I love you. I want to hear your voice. I want you to include me in on the things going on in your life. I want to hear you talk about your friends and family. Prayer is simply you having a conversation with me. I want to be your dearest friend.
6. HAVE FAITH
I see a lot of things from up here that you can’t see from where you are. Have faith in me that I know what I’m doing. Trust me, you wouldn’t want the view from my eyes. I will continue to care for you, watch over you, and meet your needs. You only have to trust me. Although I have a much bigger task than you, it seems as if you have so much trouble just doing your simple part. How hard can trust be?
7. SHARE
You were taught to share when you were only two years old. When did you forget? That rule still applies. Share with those who are less fortunate than you. Share your joy with those who need encouragement. Share your laughter with those who haven’t heard any in such a long time. Share your tears with those who have forgotten how to cry. Share your faith with those who have none.
8. BE PATIENT
I managed to fix it so in just one lifetime you could have so many diverse experiences. You grow from a child to an adult, have children, change jobs many times, learn many trades, travel to so many places, meet thousands of people, and experience so much. How can you be so impatient then when it takes me a little longer than you expect to handle something on my to-do-list? Trust in my timing, for my timing is perfect. Just because I created the entire universe in only six days, everyone thinks I should always rush, rush, rush.
9. BE KIND
Be kind to others, for I love them just as much as I love you. They may not dress like you, or talk like you, or live the same way you do, but I still love you all. Please try to get along, for my sake. I created each of you different in some way. It would be too boring if you were all identical. Please know I love each of your differences.
10. LOVE YOURSELF
As much as I love you, how can you not love yourself? You were created by me for one reason only – to be loved, and to love in return. I am a God of Love. Love me. Love your neighbors. But also love yourself. It makes my heart ache when I see you so angry with yourself when things go wrong. You are very precious to me. Don’t ever forget that!
With all my heart,
I Love You,
GOD

SOURCE::::::Unknown….Input From a Friend of Mine

Natarajan

“Lost in Mumbai…Found In Srinagar …”

Lost in Mumbai, found in Srinagar.

Mukhtar Ahmad/Rediff.com and A Ganesh Nadar/Rediff.com report the amazing story of six-and-a-half-year-old Megha Thakur.

The floods which were the bane of much of the Kashmir valley in September proved a boon for six-and-a-half-year-old Mumbai girl.

Megha Thakur, who was found begging in tatters in Srinagar, was abandoned in the uptown Dalgate area of the city as flood waters submerged the state capital.

Through a stroke of luck the child found herself in the care of Abdul Rashid Sheikh and his family.

“We had been hit by the floods and we came back to our home a few days before Bakri Id. We came to know of a girl who had been abandoned by someone in the locality. I brought her to our home,” Sheikh said.

“My daughters took her to the market a day before the Eid festival and we bought her new clothes. We enjoyed her company and she had become part of our family. We had a great time on Eid despite the floods,” Sheikh added.

While talking to the child Sheikh was shocked to know that Megha hailed from the Bandra area in Mumbai and had been brought to Srinagar by a man named Nazir Ahmad a year ago and forced into the thriving beggar market in the city.

“My wife Dilshada and I decided to restore her to her family in Bandra,” Sheikh said.

As the flood waters receded, the family began making efforts to locate Megha’s family in Mumbai. “My nephew Parvez runs a cyber cafe in Dalgate. He took photographs and videos of Megha and posted them on social media. We also informed the local police station about her.”

The police got in touch with their counterparts in Mumbai and began searching for Megha’s family. Her family was located as they had lodged a missing person’s report with the local police.

Abdul Rashid Sheikh (seated extreme left) along with this family.

“I thank Allah that I succeeded in restoring Megha to her family. I feel these floods were a blessing in disguise,” Sheikh said.

Ramesh Thakur, Megha’s paternal grandfather, along with a police team from Mumbai, traveled to Srinagar and took her back this week.

Thakur, who drives an autorickshaw in Mumbai, narrated how Megha had been abducted last year. “Megha’s mother Seema is employed as a house maid. On June 5 last year, Seema had gone to work at around 9 am. That morning, Seema, who was exhausted, fell asleep by a building where she had finished work. Megha, who Seema always brought to work, was asleep next to her when someone abducted her,” Thakur said.

“God brought her back because I prayed to him every single day to look after her and bring her back safely.”

Megha, who seems fed up of narrating her story to journalists, simply says: “I will never go with a stranger again. I will not play outside. I will play only at home. I will stay near my dadi ma (grandmother). Can I go and play now?”

Megha smiles for the camera. Her smile hides the trauma this child faced, of being abducted, begging on the streets of Kashmir, escaping a flood, and coming back home.

Image: Megha Thakur in her home in Mumbai on Friday. Photograph: A Ganesh Nadar 

SOURCE::::: Mukthar Ahamad and Ganesh Nadar in Rediff.com

Natarajan

India”s NIRBHAY Subsonic Cruise Missile… Few Facts on its Launch …

Nirbhay, India’s first home-grown subsonic cruise missile, was on Friday successfully test-launched from the Interim Test Range in Chandipur, near Balasore in Orissa.

This is Nirbhay’s second launch, the first being terminated mid-way on 12 March 2013 owing to a technical snag. Nirbhay, with an expected strike range of 800-1000 km, is the first missile being made completely in Bangalore.

Here are some facts of the missile:

1) Nirbhay is a subsonic cruise missile – it starts off as a rocket and then turns into an aircraft.

2) Nirbhay is expected to have an expected strike range of 800-1000 km.

3) The missile was nurtured at the Defence Research and Development Organisation’s premier laboratory Aeronautical Development Establishment in Bangalore’s C V Raman Nagar.

4) The cost of one missile is Rs 10 crore.

5) It has good loitering capability, good control and guidance, high degree of accuracy in terms of impact and very good stealth features.

6) The Nirbhay missile is similar to the US Tomahawks, which can fly like an aircraft and capable of travelling up to 1,000 km.

7) It can fly at tree-top level making it difficult to detect on radar and as it approaches the target, the missile can determine the point of impact while hovering over the target.

8) It gives India the capacity to launch different kinds of payloads at different ranges from various platforms at a very low cost. It can be launched from a mobile launcher.

SOURCE::: REDIFF.COM  
Natarajan

” Obstacles in Our Lives ” …How It Help Us Ultimately … !!!

GOD  AND  THE  FARMER

 

ONCE  UPON  A  TIME  A  FARMER  WAS  VERY  MUCH  DISSATISFIED  WITH  THE  GOD. 

HE WAS  VERY UPSET WITH THE UNUSUAL  ENVIRONMENT,  BY  THE  GOD  FOR  FARMING.

EVERY  SEASON,  THE  REPETITION  OF  THE SAME PROBLEMS  SUCH  AS  DROUGHT,  FLOOD,  INTENSE HEAT,  SNOWFALL  etc. WOULD DAMAGE HIS CROP.

ONE  DAY  DISSATISFIED WITH THE ENVIRONMENT,  HE COMPLAINED TO GOD, “YOU  ARE  GOD,  BUT  I FEEL YOU  DON’T  HAVE  ANY  IDEA  OF  AGRICULTURE  AND  FRAMING. ”

I  PRAY “PLEASE  GIVE  ME  A  BOON  THAT  WHATEVER  SEASON  I  WANT ,  THE  SAME  ENTERS  AND  THEN  WATCH  THE  QUANTITY  OF  MY  CROP  THAT  I  WILL  GROW. ”

GOD  SMILED  AND  GAVE  HIM  THE  BLESSING  OF  FULFILLING  HIS  WISH …………… THE  FARMER  SOWED  THE  SEED  AND  WHATEVER  HE  WANTED  FOR  HIS  CROPS  i.e.  SUNLIGHT,  RAIN,  etc .

HE  ASKED  FOR  IT  AND  GOT THE SAME.

HE  NEVER  LET  THE  HEAVY RAIN,  FLOOD  etc.  TO  ENTER  IN  THE  ENVIRONMENT  AS  THEY  WOULD  DAMAGE  HIS  CROPS.

AT  THE  TIME  PASSED ,  HIS  CROPS  GOT  READY  AND  THE  FARMER  WAS  VERY  HAPPY,  SEEING  ALL  THESE  THINGS  AS NEVER  FELT  BEFORE.

FARMER  THOUGHT  THAT  NOW  GOD  WILL  REALIZE  THE  TECHNIQUE  OF  PROPER  FARMING.

NOW,  WAS  THE  TIME  TO  HARVEST  THE  CROP.  VERY  PROUDLY  HE  WENT  TO  HARVEST  BUT  AS  SOON  AS  HE  HARVESTED HE  WAS  TOTALLY  SHOCKED. 

HE  DIDN’T  FIND  ANY  SEED  INSIDE THE CROP.

HOPELESS,  HE  ASKED  GOD THE REASON FOR SUCH A MISFORTUNE? 

GOD  REPLIED  “IT  WAS  BUT  NATURAL.  AS  YOU  NEVER  GAVE  YOUR  CROP  THE  OPPORTUNITY  OF  STRUGGLING  WITH  THE  INTENSE  HEAT OF SUN,  WIND OF HEAVY RAIN FULL  etc.,  AS  A  RESULT,  THE CROP  BECAME  HOLLOW  FROM  INSIDE.  WHENEVER  WIND  BLOWS,  HEAVY  RAIN FALLS,  SNOW FALLS,  FOG  APPEARS,  THE  PLANT  GETS  STRENGTH  FROM  IT. 

CROPS  STRUGGLE  FOR  THEIR  OWN  IDENTITY  AND  AS  THE  RESULT  THEY  PRODUCE,  SEEDS, SEEDS OF HAPPINESS, LONGIVITY AND TOLERANCE.”    

SOURCE:::: unknown… Input from a friend of mine…

Natarajan

Message For the Day…” Human Beings are Bound by Merits and Demerits of Past Lives…'”

God is not a separate entity. Man is the image of God. Scriptures declare that God appears in human form (Daivam maanusha rupena). Though God has no separate form, Avatars descend from time to time to show how human lives can be divinised. I have often declared that God does not come down as Avatar to relieve individuals of their troubles and sorrow and to confer joy and happiness on them. Difficulties, troubles and worries come in the natural course as a consequence of your past actions. The Gita declares: Human beings are bound by merits and demerits (Karma) from previous lives (Karmaanubandheeni manushya loke). As is your action, so is the reaction. When you stand before a mirror and offer salutations, the salutation is reflected by the image. If you scowl at the mirror, the harshness is reflected back at you.  

Sathya Sai Baba

Laughter …The Best Medicine !!!

TOM TOM  writing medical entrance exam… gives definitions as follows :

*Antibody : Against everybody
*Artery : Study of fine paintings
*Genes : Blue denims
*Labour pain : Hurt at work
*Microbes : Small dressing gowns
*Cardiology : Advanced study of playing cards
*Cat scan : Searching for lost cat
*Coma : Punctuation mark
*Bacteria : Back door to cafeteria

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Best part…..he gets MBBS degree……Bachelor in madness….and Bachelor in stupidity

A funny  story of a C.A.’s wife.

There was a C.A., who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money.
He was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife…
‘When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me.
I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.’
And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart.
He died soon.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there,dressed in black,
and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before
the undertakers got ready to close the casket.

The obedient wife said,
‘Wait just a moment!’ She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box
and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.
Then her friend said, ‘Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.’

The loyal wife replied,
‘Listen, I’m a wife; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him.’

‘You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?’

I sure did,’ said the loyal wife. ‘I got all the money together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque….
I put the cheque in the casket.Now it is upto him to encash the cheque.’
“If he can cash it, then he can spend it.”

 

SOURCE:::: Unknown….Input from a friend of mine

Natarajan