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” வாய் விட்டு சிரிங்க …. ” !!!

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ஹலோ வைகை எக்ஸ்பிரஸ் போயிடுச்சா….?

ரயில்வே ஊழியர்:- இல்ல,- பாண்டியன்….?

ரயில்வே ஊழியர்:- இல்ல,

நெல்லை ?

ரயில்வே ஊழியர்:- இல்ல,நீங்க எங்க போகணும் அதை சொல்லுங்க சார் ?

 இந்த தண்டவாளத்தை கடந்து அந்தப்பக்கம் போகணும்!!!

 

” வெயில் வாட்டி எடுக்கிறது. அடிக்கடி குடை வாங்க வேண்டியிருக்கிறது.”

“ஏன் ஒரு தடவை வாங்கினால் போதாதா?”

“நான் இரவல் வாங்குவதைப் பற்றிச் சொன்னேன்!”

 

மனைவி: டின்னர் வேணுமா?

கணவன்: சாய்ஸ் இருக்கா?

மனைவி: ரெண்டு இருக்கு!

கணவன்: என்னன்ன?

மனைவி: வேணுமா? வேண்டாமா?

 

வாக்காளர் பட்டியல் சரிபார்க்கும் அரசு ஊழியர்
ஒரு வீட்டுக்குப் போனார். அங்கே வீட்டம்மா மட்டும் இருந்தார்.

உங்க வீட்டுக்காரர் பெயர் என்ன சொல்லுங்க…என்று கேட்டார்.

“என்னங்க, இது கூடப்… புரியாம கேக்கறீங்களே?
புருஷன் பெயரைப் பெண்டாட்டி….சொல்லலாமா?” என்று அந்த
அம்மா சீறினார். பிறகு ஆறு விரலைக் காட்டினார்.

“ஆறு”

“ஆமாம்” என்று கூறி.. விட்டு “அதோடு கழுத்துக்கு மேலே இருக்கறத்தைச் சேர்த்துக்குங்க” என்றார்.

“ஓஹோ! முகம்.

ஆறுமுகமா உங்க புருஷன் பேரு?”

“அப்படித்தாங்க அந்த குடிகார நாயை எல்லாரும் கூப்பிடறாங்க !”“!!!!!!!

 

மேனேஜர்: “உங்க கேரியர்லே எதை முக்கியமா,
நல்லா இருக்கும்னு நினைக்கிறீங்க..?..”
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அக்கௌண்டண்ட்: “ரெண்டாவது அடுக்குளே இருக்கிற வத்தகுழம்பு தான் சார்…வாசனை அள்ளுது….!!!!!!!

ஜட்ஜ் : ஏம்மா..நீ திருட்டு ரயில் எறியா சென்னை வந்தாய்..?
பெண் கைதி : அய்யா அது எனக்கு அது திருட்டு ரயில்னு தெரியாது. நீங்கள் ரயில்வே டிபார்மென்டைத்தான் கேட்கனும்..!!!!!!!!!

Source::::input from a friend of mine

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IIT Mumbai ‘s Prank on April 1….Goes Viral…A Good One … Watch …

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IIT Bombay's Prank On April Fool's Day Goes Viral. It's A Good One.

Screengrab from YouTube video uploaded by IIT Bombay

On April Fool’s Day, Google pranked users with its Pacman doodle, Uber said it has launched supercars and Ola launched a fictional helicopter ride service for Rs. 499/hour.

But, guess whose prank is still getting major online props, even two days later?

It’s the one by IIT Bombay, whose video has been viewed over 3 lakh times on YouTube.

Students used hidden cameras to film others on campus picking up 100-rupee notes lying on the ground. When they unfold them, there’s a bit of a twist.

Watch the video here to find out (or scroll down if you just want to read about it)

 

The currency notes have a message on them-“It takes equal effort to pick up a piece of garbage. #PickItUp.”

Well played, IIT Mumbai, well played.

Source:::: http://www.ndtv.com

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” வாய் விட்டு சிரித்தால் ….” !!!

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��சிலரை சந்தோஷப்படுத்த ரொம்ப சிரமப்பட தேவையில்லை. நம்ப கஷ்டத்தைச் சொன்னாலே போதும்.
��வீட்ல ஃப்ரிட்ஜ் வாங்கின பிறகு, தினமும் நான்கு வகையான சட்னி கிடைக்குது. காலைல வச்சது, நேற்று வச்சது, முந்தாநாள் வச்சது…

��கொஞ்சம் படித்தால் கிராமத்தை விட்டு வெளியேறுகிறோம். நிறையப்படித்தால் சொந்த நாட்டை விட்டே வெளியேறுகிறோம்.

��நாய் நம்மளை இழுத்துக்கிட்டுப்போனா அது வாக்கிங், தொரத்திக்கிட்டு வந்தா ஆது ஜாக்கிங்

��பணத்தின் மதிப்பு தெரிய வேண்டுமென்றால் செலவு செய்யுங்க . உங்கள்ளின் மதிப்பு தெரியவேண்டுமானால் கடன் கேளுங்க

��ஆட்டோகாரனுக்கு பக்கம் கூட தூரம்தான்; ரியல் எஸ்டேட் காரனுக்கு தூரம் கூட பக்கம்தான்,

Source:::: input from a friend of mine
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” Go Back to the Year 90s…” !!!

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Everyone talks about how technology has taken over our lives and about how it has its downsides, despite having made our lives easy. And I’d have to say, it holds quite a bit of truth.

So, if you’re feeling tired of all the advanced, digital life you’re leading, you could always try going old school for a bit, and take yourself back to simpler times. Here are a few things you could do that might seem simple, but are guaranteed to have a big impact in transporting you back in time.

 Send a letter to a loved one and start a long conversation

 

 

B1

Tell them about your day, week, and subsequently about your life in general, without the help of any other mode of communication.

Make use of your old landline, and call someone on theirs

 

Make someone a mixed tape or a CD with all their favourite songs…

To make it better, put old songs in them, exclusively.

Listen to music with your old walkman/CD man

B5

Carry all your favourite cassettes and CDs, and change them when necessary. :D

Spot an ice-cream cart, and relish on some yummy ice-cream

B7

They’re surely going to be around children’s parks. Enjoy an ice-cream cone in a children’s park! :D

 Go to a cyber cafe close by, and spend an hour surfing the net on a PC

Some of the computers might even still have Windows XP. :D

 

 Pay a visit to your old school, and reminisce

Who knows, you might end up meeting some old teachers there.

 

 Fix an old radio at home….

B10

And listen to a few cassettes after you do. :)

 

Check the time- not on your phone, but on your wrist watch, for a week

B13

There still are a lot of us who wear watches, but not all of us really use it to tell the time. Take an entire week and just go by the time of your watch, and soak in the feeling of not constantly checking your phone for every little thing.

Even if time flies by, there are these little things we’ll have that we can go back to whenever we feel like everything is changing. Change is good, but going back to what it was before once in a while is great. :)

Source::::: http://www.storypick.com

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The Strange History of April Fool’s Day…!!!

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Have you ever stopped to think WHY you’re Saran Wrapping a toilet seat on April Fools’ Day?

Do you think the first time a man pranked his neighbor everyone reveled in the delight of it so much they decided to make a holiday out of it? Is that where April Fools’ Day came from?

Well, it’s as good a guess as any because the origins of this high jinx-filled holiday aren’t entirely

solidified. There are, however, some strong theories of how it came about.

The most popular theory of the holiday actually has Catholic origins: In 1582, Pope Gregory XIII replaced the widely used Julian calendar with the now currently instated Gregorian calendar. This moved the start of the year from April 1st to January 1st.

Those who were late to catch on or refused to acknowledge the change and still celebrated the New Year in April were mocked and teased (humans are the best!). In France, a common prank was throwing paper fish at the springtime New Year’s celebrators and calling them poisson d’avril, or April Fish, a term for a gullible person.

Other cultures and societies have springtime celebrations centering around foolishness and joviality. Hilaria was an ancient Roman celebration on the vernal equinox for Cybele, the mother of the gods. People would dress up in costumes and masks, imitating those in higher positions of power.

Sizdah Be-dar, which falls thirteen days after Nowruz, the Persian New Year, is an occasion where families gather outside for picnics and celebrate the return to ordinary life after the New Year. It’s a day where laughter is used to overpower the bad omens and thoughts for the upcoming year.

In Hinduism, Holi is the spring festival of colors where crowds welcome the warming weather and longer days by throwing colored dyes on each other. Covered in layers of powdered dyes, people were indistinguishable by class, caste, or gender.

As with many other traditions/holidays, like Santa Claus, Thanksgiving, or Halloween, there doesn’t seem to be one exact origin of April Fools’ Day, which might be for the best. Why do we need one excuse to be silly?

Fool on, pranksters!

This article originally appeared at Modern Notion. Copyright 2015. Follow Modern Notion on Twitter.

Read more: http://modernnotion.com/history-april-fools-day/#ixzz3W05QCApf

Source:::::www.businessinsider.com

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” Art of Seeking Approval …” !!!

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Jack and Max were walking near a church for the Sunday prayer..
Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?”
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I smoke while I pray?”
The Priest replies, “No, my son, you may not! That’s utter disrespect to our religion.”
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says, “I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.”
And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I pray while I smoke?”
To which the Priest eagerly replies, “By all means, my son. By all means.
You can always pray whenever you want to.”
Moral of the story: The approval you want depends on the way you ask for it!!
Source:::::::: input from a friend of mine
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One of the History’s Best Hoaxes …World”s Longest Running Hoax!!!

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Cottingley Fairies

This story deserves some kind of award for being the world’s longest-running hoax. This one started way back in 1917, perpetrated by two young girls, Elsie and Frances, aged 16 and 9. They took five photographs of themselves in the woods, but something weird happened when these images were developed: the girls were surrounded by fairies.

Best Hoaxes Fairies

Right off the bat, the girls received support from a peculiar source – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. The Sherlock Holmes creator was a keen spiritualist and complete believer in fairies, so he immediately accepted the pictures as genuine despite skeptics pointing out that they were faked.
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Interest in the pictures lasted for a few years, but eventually died down. By then, the two cousins grew up and went on with their lives. Every now an then, a newspaper would track one of the girls down and do a story on the once-famous Cottingley Fairies. The girls would again claim that the pictures are genuine and interest in the story is briefly rekindled.

 

By the 1970s new technology allowed careful analysis of the photographs, which had been completely dismissed as fakes. A closer look reveals a series of strings holding the fairies up. However, it wasn’t until 1983 that the girls confessed to the hoax, admitting that the fairies were nothing but cardboard cutouts from a children’s book.

Source:::: http://www.all-that-is-interesting.com

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Not Only You Laugh …You will Spread Your Laugh …Because it is contageous…!!!

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Morning after the Zoo's New Year's Party‏ 004

 

As we progress into 2015, I want to thank you for
your educational e-mails over the past year. I am
totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

I can no longer open a bathroom door without  using
a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in
my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on
the lemon  peel.

I can’t sit down on a hotel bedspread because I  can
only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.

Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I
can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have
consumed over the years.

I can’t touch any woman’s  handbag for fear she has placed
it on the floor of a public  toilet.

I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo
in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet
sponge with every envelope that needs  sealing.

ALSO,now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for
the same reason.

I can’t use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell
like a water buffalo on a hot  day.

Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered
if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish
within five minutes.

Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because
it can remove toilet  stains.

I no longer buy fuel without taking someone  along to watch the car,
so a serial killer doesn’t crawl in my back seat when I’m filling up.

I no longer use  Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes
seven different types of cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can’t boil a cup of water
in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face,
disfiguring me for life.

I no longer go to  the cinema because I could be pricked with a
needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.

I no longer go to shopping  centers because someone will drug
me with a perfume sample and rob me..

And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask
me to dial a number for which I will get a  huge phone bill with
calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.

And thanks to your great advice I can’t ever pick up a
dime coin dropped in the car park X-Spam-Subject: YES X-Spam-Subject: YES because it was  probably
placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.


I can’t do any gardening, because I’m afraid I’ll get bitten
by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.


Now…….If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in
the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land
on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the
fleas  from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you
to grow a hairy  hump. I know this will occur because it
actually happened to a  friend of my next door neighbor’s
ex mother-in-law’s second  husband’s cousin’s best friend’s
beautician!  JUST  KIDDING….!

Oh, and by the way…

A German scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy  study,
has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse.

Don’t  bother taking it off now, it’s too late.

P. S. I now keep my  toothbrush in the living room, because
I was told by e-mail that  water splashes over 6 ft. out 


NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY.   

Morning after the Zoo's New Year's Party‏ 011

 

 

 
 Source:::: input from a friend of mine

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