உங்களுக்கு இ.க்யூ. இருக்கிறதா….. ?

உங்களுக்கு இ.க்யூ. இருக்கிறதா?

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ஐ.க்யூ.தான் கேள்விப்பட்டு இருக்கிறோம். அது என்ன இ.க்யூ? என யோசிக்கிறீர்களா?

நெருக்கடியான சூழல்கள்

நீங்கள் ஒரு நிறுவனத்தின் மார்க்கெடிங் மேனேஜர். உங்கள் நிறுவனத்தின் தலைவர் சட்ட மீறலாக எதையோ செய்துவிட்டு இப்போது சிறையில் இருக்கிறார். இந்த நிலையில் உங்கள் அலுவல் தொடர்பாக நீங்கள் யாரை சந்தித்தாலும் (என்ன உங்க தலைவர் இப்படிச் செய்துட்டாரே) என்பது போல் கேட்கிறார்கள். மனதுக்குள் அவர்கள் கேலியாக சிரித்துக் கொள்வது தெரிகிறது.

இதோ இன்னொரு சூழல். உங்கள் நிறுவன ஊழியர்களுக்கு அதிக ஊதியம் கொடுக்க வேண்டிய கட்டாயம். எனவே தயாரிப்புப் பொருளின் விலையை உயர்த்துகிறீர்கள். வாடிக்கையாளர்கள் இப்படி ஒரு கேள்வியை முன்வைக்கிறார்கள். ‘’உங்க போட்டியாளர்கள் எல்லாம் விலையை ஏத்தலே. சொல்லப்போனா உங்களுடைய ஒரு போட்டியாளர் சமீபத்தில் தன் தயாரிப்பின் விலையைக் குறைத்திருக்கிறார். ஆனா நீங்க உங்க பொருளின் விலையை அதிகமாக்கி இருக்கீங்க. உங்ககிட்டே தொடர்ந்து வியாபாரம் செய்யனும்ணு எங்களுக்கு என்ன தலையெழுத்தா?’’ எப்படி இருக்கும் உங்களுக்கு?

நீங்கள் இரண்டு வாரங்கள் சிரமம் எடுத்து ராத்திரி பகலாகக் கண்விழித்து ஒரு விரிவான அறிக்கையைத் தயார் செய்திருக்கிறீர்கள். அதைப் படித்துப் பார்த்துவிட்டு உங்கள் மேலதிகாரி “புல்ஷிட்’’ என்றபடி அதை மேஜையின்மீது தூக்கி எறிகிறார். உங்கள் மனநிலை என்னவாக இருக்கும்?

உணர்ச்சி வசப்படல்

மூன்று சூழல்களையும் விவரித்துவிட்டு ‘’எப்படியிருக்கும் உங்களுக்கு?’’ என்ற பொதுவான கேள்வியை கேட்டிருக்கிறேன். வலி, ஆக்ரோஷம், வேதனை இவையெல்லாம் பொங்கும் தருணங்களாக அவை இருக்க வாய்ப்பு உண்டு. ஆனால் நீங்கள் உணர்ச்சிக் களஞ்சியமாக மனதில் பட்டதை வெளிப்படுத்தினால் அது உங்கள் நிறுவனத்துக்கு சாதகமான சூழ்நிலை நிச்சயம் ஏற்படுத்தாது.

அறிவுக் கூர்மையை அறிந்து கொள்ள ஐ.க்யூ (Intelligence Quotient) தேர்வு உண்டு. சமீபகாலமாக அறிமுகமாகியுள்ள இன்னொரு வகைத் தேர்வு இ.க்யூ. – அதாவது Emotional Quotient தேர்வு. உணர்ச்சிகரமான சூழலில் நீங்கள் நடந்து கொள்ளும் விதமும், கூறும் வார்த்தைகளும் உங்கள் நிறுவனத்தைப் பெருமளவில் தூக்கி நிறுத்தும் அல்லது பாதாளத்தில் இறக்கும். மேலே உள்ள உதாரணங்களில் நீங்கள் உங்கள் உணர்வுகளை தவறான (அதாவது சாமர்த்தியமில்லாத) வார்த்தைகளில் வெளிக்காட்டினால் உங்கள் நிறுவனம் தன் வாடிக்கையாளரை இழக்கலாம் அல்லது நீங்கள் உங்கள் வேலையை இழக்கலாம்.

இ.க்யூ கேள்விகள்

எனவேதான் இப்போதெல்லாம் நிறுவனங்கள் தங்களுக்கான ஊழியர்களை (முக்கியமாக அதிகாரிகளை) தேர்வு செய்யும் போது அவர்களுடைய E.Q.-வை அறிந்து கொள்வதற்காக சில கேள்விகளை முன்வைக்கிறார்கள். சில உதாரணங்களைப் பார்ப்போம்.

‘’உங்களுக்குப் பதவி உயர்வு கொடுக்காமல், உங்களைவிட ஜூனியர் ஒருவருக்குப் பதவி உயர்வு அளிக்கப்படுகிறது. நீங்கள் என்ன செய்வீர்கள்? அ) நிறுவனத்தின்மீது நீதிமன்றத்தில் வழக்குத் தொடுப்பேன்.

ஆ) மேலதிகாரிகளிடம் பேசி அவர்கள் முடிவை மறுபரிசீலனை செய்யச் சொல்வேன்.

இ) எனது தவறுகளை அல்லது குறைபாடுகளை யோசித்து சரிசெய்துகொள்வேன்.

ஈ) நிறுவனத்தைப் பற்றியும், ஜூனியரைப் பற்றியும் நண்பர்களிடம் கேவலமான கருத்துகளை உதிர்ப்பேன்.

இவற்றில் எந்த பதில் உங்களுக்கும், உங்கள் நிறுவனத்துக்கும் நல்லது என்பதை யோசித்துப் பார்த்தால் உங்களால் உணர முடியும். அந்த பதிலை அளிப்பவர்களுக்குத்தான் நிறுவனம் முன்னுரிமை தரும்.

இன்னொரு கேள்வி. விமானத்தில் செல்லும்போது கடுமையான பனியின் காரணமாக விமானம் கீழே இறங்காமல் மேலேயே வட்டமடித்துக் கொண்டிருக்கிறது. விமானத்தின் போதிய எரிபொருள் இல்லையென்று ஒரு ஊழியர் கூறுவது உங்கள் காதுகளை எட்டுகிறது. என்ன செய்வீர்கள்?

அ) வடக்கே சூலம்னு தெரிஞ்சே இன்னெக்கி கிளம்பினது என் முட்டாள் தனம் என எண்ணுவீர்கள்.

ஆ) எல்லாம் நல்லபடி நடக்கும். கடவுளை வேண்டிக் கொள்வேன்.

இ) படித்துக் கொண்டிருந்த புத்தகத்தைத் தொடர்ந்து படிப்பேன் அல்லது பார்த்துக் கொண்டிருந்த டி.வி. நிகழ்ச்சியைத் தொடர்ந்து பார்ப்பேன்.

ஈ) அடுத்த வாரம் போகலாமேன்னு பக்கத்து வீட்டுக்காரர் சொன்னார். அவருக்கு சரியான கரி நாக்கு. பாவி.

எந்த வித சங்கடச் சூழலையும் சமாளிக்கும் மன உறுதியும், கோபம் பொங்கும் கணத்திலும் அதை அடக்கிக் கொண்டு சரியான விதத்தில் வெளிப்படுத்துவதும் ஓர் அரிய கலை. அது உங்களுக்கு இருக்கிறதா என்பதைத் தீர்மானிக்கும் வகையில் சைகோமெட்ரிக் தேர்வு களின் கேள்விகள் அமையக் கூடும்.

நீங்கள் சிறப்பானது என்று கருதும் ஒரு ஐடியாவை உங்கள் நண்பர் ‘’இதெல்லாம் வேலைக்கு ஆகாது’’ என்ற ஒதுக்கினால் உங்கள் ரியாக்‌ஷன் எப்படியிருக்கும் என்பதைக்கூட எளிமையாகவும், உண்மையாகவும் யோசித்துப் பாருங்கள். அவரைத் திட்டுவீர்களா? அவர் அப்படிச் சொல்வதற்கான காரணங்களைக் கேட்பீர்களா? அவரது நட்பையே அறுத்துக் கொள்வீர்களா? அல்லது அவர் அப்படிக் கூறியதற்கான காரணங்களை நீங்களே மனதில் யோசிப்பீர்களா? இந்தக் கேள்விகளுக்கான உண்மையான பதிலை நீங்கள் சீர்தூக்கிப் பார்த்தாலேகூட போதும், இ.க்யூ. தேர்வில் நீங்கள் வெற்றி பெறுவீர்களா இல்லையா என்பது புரிந்துவிடும்.

Message For the Day…” Bhakthi Makes you Aware of the God …”

Srishti, Stithi and Laya (creation, sustenance and dissolution) are the three forms of the Divine Will; you have to penetrate the inner meaning of Srishti, by means of Karma Yoga; you have to grasp the significance of Stithi, by means of Bhakthi Yoga and when you master the Jnana Yoga, you arrive at the experience ofLaya, of manifoldness in the One. Bhakthi (devotion) makes you aware of the Lord who sustains and supports every being; it is love, which is eternal, true and blemishless. There is no one who is devoid of bhakthi; deep down in the core, everyone has the feeling of kinship with all creatures. It is this that makes a lonely person miserable, that makes everyone likeable to someone or other. If you have no love; you are like a lamp without the flame, blind and blinding. Love of the pure type is unmixed with hate, untampered with greed.  

Sathya Sai Baba

 

” No One Can Believe We Have Won Rs.7 Crores on KBC …!!! “

“Ever since the news of our win got out, I’ve received six-seven marriage proposals!” Achin Narula exclaims. “I wasn’t thinking about marriage but afterKBC, it will definitely be easier to find a match.”

Here’s what happens when two 20-something Delhi boys become crorepatis overnight.

Image: Achin (far left) and Sarthak Narula (far right) on Kaun Banega Maha Crorepati with Amitabh Bachchan and their parents

“Arey yaar, they edited out my Dil Chahta Hai dialogue there,” Achin Narula, 28, purses his lips in mild disappointment.

The joint winners of the whopping Rs 7 crore prize on Kaun Banega Maha Crorepati — Achin and his younger brother Sarthak Narula, 23, — are glued to the television, reliving their glory as their momentous KBC episode unfolds on the TV screen in their room.

Sitting on their respective beds in Hometel, a comfortable budget hotel in Malad, a western Mumbai suburb, the two brothers — who are working their way through tricky questions on the popular game show — are a study in contrasting personalities.

Achin restlessly paces the room every time he gets a congratulatory phone call and rocks back and forth at crucial points in the episode. His brother, on the other hand, sits calmly with his legs covered with the comforter.

Presumably because they have done quite a few interviews till now, they have learnt to periodically tune out an outsider presence for brief, private victories with each other.

When we politely decline their offer of tea/snacks — I suspect it’d be a mindless interruption for them — Achin quips, “Don’t worry, it’s all on Sony (the channel).

They are obviously in a very good mood.

While the show progresses, it becomes clear that more than witnessing their moment ofKBC glory, the duo is interested in how they have conducted themselves on TV.

They are acutely conscious of how many of their wisecracks and quips were edited out.

“He (Achin) thinks everything he’s said and done should be shown on TV,” Sarthak remarks.

“They must have sold these slots for exorbitant prices and longer duration ads,” concludes Achin, who works in the marketing department in a real estate firm based out of New Delhi.

“They have edited so much, I’m getting calls from my friends saying, “Tu toh kuch bol hi nahi raha (You aren’t saying anything at all),” says Sarthak, sounding concerned.

The brothers bought new spectacles for their appearance on the show.

“I used one pair for many years but when we had to come here, I decided to get another pair just in case the old one broke. The new pair you see on him (Achin) are photochromatic,” Sarthak offers, even as Achin squirms — he is more conscious of how he’s presenting himself than his soft-spoken younger brother.

The Narula brothers’ preparation for the show was (obviously) top notch — Achin had been trying to get on the show for the last 10 years and had made it to the fastest finger first four times before.

The KBC team would say,’Tu phir se aa gaya? When will you quit?’

“I told them I’ll keep trying until they let me through the next level,” Achin says.

So did they have a certain number in their mind that they intended to win?

“We were looking at winning at least Rs 25 lakh. Since there were the two of us, it seemed like an achievable goal,” Sarthak chimes in.

Image: Achin and Sarthak Narula in their hotel room. Photograph: Afsar Dayatar/Rediff.com

When asked about his very unusual sounding name, Achin says, “It means a man without worries — my parents wanted to name me Sachin but, at the same time, didn’t want to break the family naming convention in which all names must begin with an A.”

But then, why was Sarthak named differently?

“My mom wanted me to be different,” pat comes the reply from Sarthak.

The big win hasn’t sunk in yet for the Narula brothers even though it’s been three weeks since they shot for the episode and won. Their friends and family are still ‘shell-shocked’ as well.

“They can’t believe that such a thing has happened. How many people can reach even the 1 crore question, after all?” asks Achin.

Friends and friends of relatives they hadn’t even heard of, or have met briefly, have been calling in to congratulate them.

“The guy I was talking to over the phone is a cousin of a friend who I met once, when I was in the 12th standard. It’s a bit of a hassle to attend each and every call since the phone is on roaming at present,” Achin confides.

But money is surely no matter now?

“Middle class values always remain intact. More importantly, the money hasn’t come in yet,” the brothers burst into peels of laughter.

“We have already spent a lot of money — CCTV cameras have been installed in the house, we have thrown three parties — for friends, work friends and relatives. Paisa aane se pehle hi chala jaa raha hai (money has been spent even before we’ve got it),” they note.

 

Achin took an indefinite break from work when the first call from KBC came in.

“It was an opportunity of a lifetime and I needed to prepare for it,” Achin says.

“I can show you emails of the number of books I’ve ordered for quizzes over the years. We’ve also watched a lot of quiz shows. There’s one on the Disney Channel that airs at 3 am,” Sarthak, who has done his graduation in Commerce, informs.

“Then we read Derek O’Brian’s Bournvita Quiz contest books, another one by Siddharth Basu, one called Mastermind; we have also been regular subscribers of Competition Success Review (a staple for Government entrance exam aspirants),” he adds.

“Since I was trying for KBC for 10 years, we made notes of what areas of GK were asked from the most and worked at them accordingly,” Achin says.

The Rs 7 crore prize money brings with it a set of new career plans for him.

“I will look at viable business opportunities now. We have the capital now, loans will also be more easily available to us,” he notes.

A string of marriage offers for Achin have also come in.

“Ever since the news of our win got out, I’ve received six-seven proposals,” Achin informs. “I wasn’t thinking about marriage but after the win, it will definitely be easier to find a match.”

Achin and Sarthak’s father is a marketing officer with National Insurance.

“We also had a mattresses business in our mother’s name but we had to shut it down after some regulation changes. It just wasn’t viable for us anymore. We incurred heavy losses and had to sell our house. We now live in our grandfather’s house,” says Sarthak.

Their mother was detected with ovarian cancer in July 2013. The chemotherapy sessions are over, and she’s on the road to recovery.

“She will recover but she will need regular tests for the rest of her life. Chemo has been tough — we’ve all suffered emotionally too, besides her own physical pain,” Sarthak adds.

But they don’t want to dwell on that.

“We wanted to talk about it on the show only because there are now vaccines for certain types of cancers. Many people don’t know it so we just wanted to get that information out there through television,” they explain.

SOURCE:::: rediff.com

Natarajan

Image of the Day…Full Moon Rising over Lotus Temple in NewDelhi …

 

Full moon rising over Lotus Temple in Delhi, India

We saw many photos of the October 8 moon during the total lunar eclipse. Here’s one from India, where the eclipse was less easily visible.

Photo by Abhinav Singhai.  Visit him on Flickr.

Our friend Abhinav Singhai captured this moonrise (Hunters Moon) time lapse over the Lotus Temple in Delhi, India. It was October 8, 2014, the night of the total lunar eclipse. Abhinav wrote:

Penumbral lunar eclipse was visible from Delhi at the time of moonrise, and visible in the first picture as well (slight shadow).

SOURCE:::: EARTHSKYNEWS

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Why Blue LEDs are Worth a Nobel Prize ….

Blue light-emitting diodes help create the glowing screens of mobile phones, computers and TVs and promises to revolutionise the way the world lights its homes and offices.

Shivanand Kanavi reports on the importance of these little lights that won the Nobel Prize this year.

White and blue light emitting diodes used as Christmas decorations in Tokyo. Photograph: Toru Hanai/Reuters

That bluish-white light glowing from the screens of most new televisions, smartphones, laptops and tablet computers?

It comes from light-emitting diodes, better known as LEDs. Many businesses light their work spaces with LEDs. More and more, LEDs light up outdoor street signs and traffic lights.

Some homeowners have begun turning to this new form of lighting to illuminate their rooms. And most cars and trucks now use these same LEDs in their tail lights.

Three scientists have now won the 2014 Nobel Prize in physics for developing the technology that has made this lighting possible.

On Tuesday, October 7, three Japan-born scientists — Isamu Akasaki, Hiroshi Amano and Shuji Nakamura — won the Nobel Prize in physics for the invention of blue light-emitting diodes — a new energy-efficient and environmentally friendly light source.

According to the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences, the committee that bestows the honour, which includes a prize money of 8 million kronor (Rs 6.8 crore/Rs 68 million), when Nakamura, Akasaki and Amono ‘produced bright blue light beams from their semiconductors in the early 1990s, they triggered a fundamental transformation of lighting technology.’

Explaining further, the committee said, ‘The LED lamp holds great promise for increasing the quality of life for over 1.5 billion people around the world who lack access to electricity grids.’

The question now that arises is can semiconductor chips, which have revolutionised the way we live, give us light? The answer today is, it can.

Such chips for lighting are not made of silicon, which is used in electronics but more complex semiconductors, made of alloys of gallium, indium, arsenic, nitrogen, aluminum, phosphorous.

It has been known since the turn of the century that some semiconductors emit light when a current is passed through them. However, it has taken almost a hundred years for technology to do it efficiently and inexpensively.

The discovery and perfection of direct conversion of electricity into light has also led to the reverse that is the development of more efficient solar panels to convert light into electricity.

The first bright LEDs to be invented were emitting red, then orange and yellow light. However, attempts at producing green and blue LEDs were not very successful till a Japanese scientist Shuji Nakamura invented a bright blue LED and later white LED in the mid-1990s.

Nakamura’s work brightened up the whole field and intense activity ensued leading to fast growth. He worked hard with very little funding and repeated disillusionment for several years to come up with blue LEDs.

The company he worked for at that time, Nichia is today one of the world leaders in blue and white LEDs and lasers. A few years ago, he moved out of Nichia and today, is a faculty member at the University of California at Santa Barbara.

LEDs for lighting purposes have many advantages. They convert electricity much more efficiently into light than say incandescent bulbs or fluorescent lamps. In fact, 90 per cent of energy in incandescent bulbs is wasted as heat.

LEDs also last much longer — up to 1,00,000 hours — that is more than 12 years of continuous operation. Whereas in the case of incandescent lamps, they last for 1,000 hours while fluorescent lamps last for 10,000 hours.

LEDs also consume less electricity, which is why batteries in a LED flashlight, for example, seem to go on forever. These make LEDs ideal if you are in a remote area on your own, camping or even in times of natural disaster.

However, LEDs do, like with all technology, have some flaws and weaknesses.

One the brightness of LEDs — that is measured in Lumens per Watt of electrical power — is still nowhere near the standard required for high brightness lighting. Secondly, the products are still expensive and lastly, the light is extremely bright in one direction hence, a LED light directed towards your work bench or a flashlight works well but if you try to light up your room with it then you end up using too many LEDs.

Image, Below: Isamu Akasaki, Hiroshi Amano and Shuji Nakamura, this year’s Nobel Prize winners for Physics.

ALSO READ:  Trio win Nobel for invention of blue LEDs

Shivanand Kanavi  in redii.com

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English ….Vinglish !!!…. Very Tricky Language … See How !!!

English can be a very tricky language. Here’s a list of very common mistakes we make. Scroll and learn! 🙂

 

1. Myself < insert name here >

But we cannot stress enough how much we cringe each time someone introduces themselves as: “Myself so-and-so!”

Instead say:

My name is so-and-so!

or

I am so-and-so!

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2: There, their, they’re

Many of us use the three interchangeably — while speaking and/or writing.

Unfortunately they mean totally different things.

‘There’ often indicates location.

For example: I will be in New Delhi next week. You could meet me there.

‘Their’ is a possessive pronoun.

For example: Citizens must be aware of their rights.

‘They’re’ is short for ‘they are’.

For example: Have you met Rajeshwari and Satyen? They’re here to assist you!

Got the difference? 🙂

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3. X years back

Here’s yet another classic English mistake (that isn’t necessarily an Indianism) that can be easily avoided!

Back is used to refer to a specific period in the past.

For example:

Back in my childhood things weren’t as expensive.

Or

Back in the 19th century, people rode on horses.

Ago too is used to refer to a specific period in the past… but always in relation with the present.

For example:

The class started 10 minutes ago.

Or

I graduated from school 15 years ago.

When you use ‘ago’ the unsaid is always ‘from the present moment’.

So, never say:

The class started 10 minutes back.

Or

I graduated from school 15 years back.

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4. Starting with ‘I’

When referring to a group that includes you, list yourself at the end:

For example:

Ramesh, Nitin, Raju, Suneet and I went on a road trip.

Not

I, Ramesh, Nitin, Raju and Suneet went on a road trip.

Nor

Ramesh, I, Nitin, Raju and Suneet went on a road trip.

Actually no other way really! 🙂

Remember the movie: It’s The King and I and not the other way around.

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5. Mr and Mrs…

Although it isn’t wrong to say Mr and Mrs, it is politically correct to lead with the lady.

So while addressing a letter to a couple or introducing them, go with Mrs and Mr XYZ instead and be a gentleman!

Photograph: Poster of the film Mr and Mrs Iyer.

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6. Real sister

Again… what on earth is a ‘real’ sister (or a ‘real’ brother for that matter)?

This classic Indianism owes its roots to the way we refer to our relations in our mother tongue.

Unlike in English where a father’s sister and a mother’s sister are both aunts, Indians are very specific about our relationships.

While a bua can never be confused for a maasi in Hindi, the English like to keep things vague.

So a saga bhai is simply ‘brother’ (not real brother) a sagi behen is just ‘sister’ and any cousin from any side of your family irrespective of their gender is just that ‘cousin’ (not cousin brother or cousin sister).

Should you feel the need to specify a gender, you will have to do so in a follow up sentence.

For example: I have a cousin in Rajkot. She topped the university.

Get it? 🙂

 

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Joke of the Day… ” Why i am getting a Special attention …” ?

A famous lawyer, who had been a public defender for years, dies. He finds himself standing at the back of an enormous queue outside the gates of Heaven. The queue before him is enormous. The number of people who die in a single day appalls him. He can barely see St Peter sitting up on a podium outside the gates with a large book. Every now and then St Peter glances down the queue to see how he is going. Suddenly he catches the eye of the lawyer. He looks very surprised. He jumps down from the podium and comes running along the line until slightly out of breath he arrives beside the lawyer. He embraces him. He pulls him out of the queue and motions for him to come to the front of the queue. Another person questions what is happening and another angel speaks to the person. Word is passed along the queue and the lawyer is surprised, as people start nodding and clapping. He becomes embarrassed by all the attention and asks St Peter why he is getting the special attention.

St Peter stops suddenly and looks concerned.

“You are a lawyer aren’t you?’

“Yes” the lawyer replies. “Does this happen to all lawyers in heaven?”

“Oh, no, “Said St Peter. “It’s just you are the first one to ever get here.”

SOURCE::::: joke a day.com

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Joke for the Day… ” Perfect Couple …” !!!

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

“Oh, well never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship,” the husband explained.

“She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts.”

He continued, “She communicates well and I act like Im listening.”

 

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Source:::: siliconindia.com

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Jokes for the Day …. Have a Cheerful Day…

Sam got a part time job at the Post Office. The first assignment his supervisor gave him was the job of sorting the mail.

Sam  separated the letters so fast that his motions were literally a blur. Extremely pleased by this, the supervisor approached Sam at the end of his first day.

“I just want you to know,” the supervisor said, “that I’m very pleased with the job you did today. You’re one of the fastest workers we’ve ever had.”

“Thank you, Sir” said Sam   beaming, “and tomorrow I’ll try to do even better.”

“Better?” the supervisor asked with astonishment. “How can you possibly do any better than you did today?”

Sam  cooly  replied, “Tomorrow I’m going to read the addresses !!!….

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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

“Oh, well never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship,” the husband explained.

“She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts.”

He continued, “She communicates well and I act like Im listening.”

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There came a big flood, and the water around Bhola’s house was rising steadily..

Bhola was standing on the porch, watching water rising all around him, when a man in a boat came along and called to Bhola, “Get in the boat and I’ll get you out of here. Bhola replied, “No thanks, God will save me.”

Bhola went into the house, and the water was starting to pour in. So, he went up to the second floor.

As he looked out, another man in a boat came along, and he called to Bhola, “Get in the boat and I’ll get you out of here.”

Again, Bhola replied, “No thanks. God will save me.”

The water kept rising. So, Bhola got out onto the roof.

A helicopter flew over, and the pilot called down to Bhola, “I’ll drop you a rope,grab onto it, and I’ll get you out of here.”

Again Bhola replied, “No thanks. God will save me.”

The water rose and rose, and soon nearly covered the whole house. Bhola fell in, and drowned.

When he arrived in Heaven, he saw God, and asked Him, “Why didn’t you save me from that terrible flood? Did I not show you my faith?”

With a loving but irritated tone God replied, “What more would you have me do? I sent people in two boats and a helicopter.”

 

SOURCE:::: siliconindia.com

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Funny 2 Liners To Make You Laugh !!!

“If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory”!!
That’s the power of Smile !!

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Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman
Because Women don’t run behind Unsuccessful Men!!

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“Sympathy” You can get from Anybody ‘
But..! ‘Jealousy’ You have to Earn it!

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Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall ‘.
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch . It’ll move on its own!!

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Getting bored? Need some adventure in life?
Go to a stranger’s wedding and scream. ‘Don’t marry dear’. I still love you’!

Source:::: silicon india .com

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