Golden Autumn in London
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Jokes for the Day…
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer: “Ok.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote click’.
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Computer Problem Report Form
1. Describe your problem:
__________________________________________
2. Now, describe the problem accurately:
__________________________________________
3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
4. Problem Severity:
A. Minor__
B. Minor__
C. Minor__
D. Trivial__
5. Nature of the problem:
A. Locked Up__
B. Frozen__
C. Hung__
D. Shot__
6. Is your computer plugged in?
Yes__ No__
7. Is it turned on?
Yes__ No__
8. Have you tried to fix it yourself?
Yes__ No__
9. Have you made it worse?
Yes__
10. Have you read the manual?
Yes__ No__
11. Are you sure you’ve read the manual?
Yes__ No__
12. Are you absolutely certain you’ve read the manual?
No__
13. Do you think you understood it?
Yes__ No__
14. If `Yes’ then why can’t you fix the problem yourself? __________________________________________
15. How tall are you? Are you above this line?
__________________________________________
16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
__________________________________________
17. If “nothing” explain why you were logged in.
__________________________________________
18. Are you sure you aren’t imagining the problem?
Yes__ No__
19. How does this problem make you feel?
__________________________________________
20. Tell me about your childhood.
__________________________________________
21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem?
Yes__ No__
22. Can’t you do something else, instead of bothering me?
Yes__
Thank you for taking the time to fill out our Computer Problems Form. Please allow 1-week response time so that the problem will resolve its self or you will reboot your computer, most likely resolving the issue.
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Images with Perfect Timings !!!
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Just For Laugh @ Weekend !!!
Hope
Wife: “What are you doing?”
Husband: “Nothing.”
Wife: “What do you mean nothing? You’ve been staring at our marriage certificate for over an hour!”
Husband: “Yea, I’m checking the expiry date.”
Neighbors
“The new neighbors are so in love,” remarks Susan to her husband, “he hugs her, kisses her and strokes her hair. Why don’t you do that?”
“Because I don’t know her that well.”
Donations
Knock on the door.
“Hello sir, would you like to contribute something to the old folks home?”
“Yes, actually.” Beams the old man.
“Inge, put your jacket on and pack a suitcase!”
Shopping
An elderly couple is walking in the city, hand in hand, when they pass a jewelery store.
The wife turns to her husband with a smile:
“Love, would you buy me a chain?”
“Why?” Asks the husband, “Tired of being free?”
Qualities
A woman asks her husband:
“What do you like about me the most? My beautiful face or my sexy body?”
The husband gives her a long, appreciating look.
“Your sense of humor.”
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Image of the day…. Hitachi Sea side Park …Japan …
Hitachi Seaside Park, Japan
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Message For The Day…” Truth and Righteousness Bring Peace …”
Those who struggle to uphold Truth are the real devotees. The essence of all scriptures (Vedas) lies in establishing this truth. Unfortunately, today people who recognize such an eternal truth are not to be found anywhere. You must never forsake Truth. When truth (Sathya) and righteousness (dharma) come together, there will be peace (Shanthi) and Love (Prema). In fact, Truth (Sathya) is the basis for all other human values, namely, Righteousness, Peace, Love, and Non-Violence (Dharma, Shanthi, Prema, and Ahimsa). Love (Prema) does not descend from outside. It emerges only from within, from the hearts of people. No human being can live without love. True and real life is one that is suffused with love. All virtues merge IN LOVE
. Where there is love, there will be unity that permeates all barriers. Where there is love, people regardless of caste, culture, and country will unite naturally.
Image of the Day…” Sunset …”
Sunset in Glacier National Park
Beautiful sunset in northern Montana’s Glacier National Park by Sashikanth Chintia Photography.
Sashikanth Chintia contributed this photo of a sunset at Glacier National Park, in the U.S. state of Montana on the Canadian border. He wrote:
We wanted to go to Grinnell Lake and shoot a time-lapse. Weather was not co-operative. After hiking 2 1/2 miles, we got rained out and we had to return back. When we hiked back we were offered with a beautiful sunset.
By the way, Glacier National Park encompasses over 1 million acres (4,000 square kilometers) and includes parts of two mountain ranges. The park contains a dozen large lakes, 700 smaller ones and 200 waterfalls. And glaciers? In 1850, the area now comprising the national park had 150 glaciers. There are 25 active glaciers remaining in the park today.
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Joke of the Day….” This Time You are doing fine … ” !!!
The driving instructor was giving lessons to an extremely nervous student who panicked whenever another car approached on a particular two-lane road. One day, however, they got to the same stretch of road; and the student remained completely calm.
“This time you’re doing fine!” exclaimed the instructor. “Yes,” the novice driver agreed.
“Now when I see another car , i close my eyes !!!
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OCT. 2 … Perfect Day to Start ” Clean India ” Mission…A Fitting Tribute To Mahatma
Mahatma Gandhi, the father of the nation, was not an outspoken leader in his school days. In his The Story of My Experiments with Truth, Gandhi says that he would often run home from school as he could not “bear to talk to anybody.”
Gandhi’s marathon walk from his ashram to the sea at Dandi (241 miles) at the age of 60 during the Salt march in 1930 is well documented. It is believed that he enjoyed long walks in high school. In London, Gandhi as a law student used to walk as many as eight to ten miles a day, which saved him ample money.
During a radio broadcast for the United States from England, Gandhi’s first words heard were, “Do I have to speak into this thing?”
Gandhi was named as the Man of the Year in 1930 by Time Magazine
. Gandhi used to regularly correspond with Russian novelist Leo Tolstoy, whose ideals of nonviolent resistance had a profound impact on the Indian leader.
It is believed that Gandhi’s income as a lawyer in South Africa touched fifteen thousand dollars a year.
In his experiment to live modestly, Gandhi used to experiment on his diets. He started to live on fruits and goat’s milk.
Despite his dislike for photographs, Gandhi was the hugely photographed in those days.
The United Nations announced October 2 as the day of international day of ‘Ahimsa’
Despite studying law in England, Gandhi found it difficult to get a job in India which propelled him to travel to South Africa, where an Indian firm gave him a year-long contract to do legal work
Generations to come, it may well be, will scarce believe that such a man as this
one ever in flesh and blood walked upon this Earth – Albert Einstein
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Message For the Day…” Let the Actions Performed by People be Sacred…”
People experience pleasure and pain, sorrow and difficulties in this world. When they experience pleasure, they say it is due to their deservedness (prapti). When they undergo difficulties, they attribute it to their destiny. Really speaking, both pleasure and pain are the result of one’s own actions (karma). As are the feelings that drive action, so is the result (Yad bhavam tad bhavati). Every human being in this world has to perform some kind of karma. Hence let the actions (karma) performed by people be sacred. The celebration of Dasara is meant to purify the actions performed by the five senses of action and the five senses of perception (dasendriyas). Devi, who is the personification of energy, is the driving force behind all actions. Hence everyone must worship the Trinity of Durga (goddess of energy), Lakshmi (goddess of all kinds of wealth), and Saraswathi (goddess of education and intellect) during this festival of Dasara.
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