Joke of the Day … ” Don’t Mess with Engineers… ” !!!

 

5 Doctors and 5 Engineers are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai.

They gather at Pune Railway Station.

Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI):
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5 Engineers buy only 1 ticket, and 5 doctors buy 5 tickets. doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come

When TC arrives, all 5 Engineers get into one toilet, so when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away.

On the return journey, they don’t get a direct train to Pune, so both group decide to take a passenger train till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a Local Train to Pune.

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI-LONAVALA):
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Doctorss decided, This time, we will prove that we are smarter.

5 doctors buy 1 ticket, Engineers don’t buy any ticket at all ! TC arrives

All doctor IN ONE TOILET.

ALL Engineers IN THE OPPOSITE TOILET.

One Engineer gets out and knocks the door of doctor toilet.

One doctor’s hand comes out with the tickets,

Engineer takes the ticket and enters toilet.

TC drives out all the doctor from the toilet,

And they are heavily fined.

SCENE 3 (LONAVALA):
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Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA Railway Station.

Doctors are planning their move for a last chance, They board the local train to Pune.

This time, doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL doctors take 1 ticket

Engineers buy 5 tickets.

TC Comes. All Engineers show their tickets,

AND Doctors are still searching for toilet in the Local train!!!!!

Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, Don’t mess with Engineers.

SOURCE:::: siliconindia.com
Natarajan

” உனக்கு ஒன்றுமில்லை … போ …” !!!

Source: Email message forwarded by our respected member Sri Ramanathan

சந்திரமௌளியின் மாமா ராணுவத்தில் கேப்டனாகப் பணிபுரிந்தவர். கடவுள் நம்பிக்கையுடையவராயிருந்தாலும் பெரியவாளிடத்திலும் ஈடுபாடு இல்லாதவர். அவரது குடும்பத்தினரும் அப்படியே.

வேலூரில் வேலை பார்த்துக் கொண்டிருந்த அவரது மாப்பிள்ளைக்கு திடீரென்று சிறு நீரகத்தில் கோளாறு. வேலூரில் பரிசோதனை செய்த டாக்டர் கையை விரித்துவிட்டார்.

அன்றிரவு மிகவும் துக்கத்துடன் இருந்த அந்த கேப்டனின் பெண் சொப்பனத்தில் ஸ்ரீ பெரியவாள் தோன்றி “உன் மாங்கல்யத்தைத் தருகிறாயா?” என்று கேட்டார்கள். விடிந்தவுடன், அப்போது உடனடியாக ஒரு மஞ்சள் கயிறு கூட இல்லாத நிலையில் ஒரு சணற் கயிற்றில் மஞ்சளைக் கோர்த்து அணிந்து கொண்டு, மாங்கல்யத்தைப் பெரியவாளுக்காக எடுத்து வைத்துவிட்டாள்.

பின் மௌளியிடம் போனில் விஷயத்தைச் சொன்னார்கள். மௌளி அவர்களை உடனே வந்து பெரியவாளை தரிசனம் செய்யச் சொன்னார். ஆனால், அவர்களுக்குப் பதினைந்து நாட்களுக்குப் பிறகுதான் காஞ்சி மடத்திற்கு வர முடிந்தது.

உள்ளே படுத்துக் கொண்டிருந்த பெரியவாள் மௌளியிடம், “யாராவது தரிசனத்திற்கு வந்திருக்கிறார்களா” என்று வினவினார்கள். மௌளி, “பெரியவாளுக்குச் சிரமம் வேண்டாம்; வெளியில் வரும்போது தரிசனம் கொடுக்கலாம்” என்று சொன்னார்.

அதைக் காதில் வாங்கிக்கொள்ளாமல் தம்பதிகளை உள்ளேயே அழைத்து வரும்படி உத்திரவிட்டார்கள். அவர்கள் உள்ளே வந்ததும் மௌளியின் மாமா பெண்ணைப் பார்த்து. “அதைக் கொண்டு வந்திருக்கிறாயா? தா, தா .. ” என்று கேட்டு மாங்கல்யத்தைப் பெற்றுக்கொண்டார்கள்.

பின்பு பக்கத்திலிருந்த பாலுவிடம் ஒரு பழம் கொண்டுவரச் சொன்னார்கள். அவர் சாத்துக்குடி கொண்டு வந்ததும், “இந்த புளிப்புப் பழம் வேண்டாம்; வேறு நல்ல பழம் கொண்டுவா” என்றார்கள்.

ஒரு நல்ல ஆப்பிள் வந்தது. அதை நகத்தால் கிள்ளிக் கொண்டே வெகு நேரம் கேப்டன் மாப்பிள்ளையே பார்த்துக் கொண்டிருந்துவிட்டு அந்த ஆப்பிளை அவர்களிடம் கொடுத்துவிட்டு, “உனக்கு ஒன்றுமில்லை, போ” என்று கூறினார்கள்.

வேலூர் சென்றவுடன் மாப்பிள்ளையை மறுபடியும் பரிசோதனை செய்த சிறு நீரக சிறப்பு மருத்துவருக்கு ஒரே ஆச்சரியம்.

கிட்னி இரண்டும் ஒரு குறையுமில்லாமல் நன்றாக வேலை செய்தன.

“என்ன நடந்தது?” என்று கேட்டு விவரம் அறிந்தவுடன் அந்த டாக்டர், “Oh, he is God; He can do anything” என்று வியப்புடன் சொன்னார்.

20 வருஷத்திற்கு மேல் ஆகிவிட்டது. இதுவரை [2006] எந்தத் தொந்திரவும் இல்லாமல் இருக்கிறார்.

முன்பு பெரியவாள் என்றாலே உதாசீன, அலட்சிய பாவத்துடன் இருந்த அவர்கள் வீட்டில் இப்போது பெரியவாள் படங்களைத் தவிர வேறு ஒரு படமும் கிடையாது!.

SOURCE:::: http://www.periva.proboards.com

Natarajan
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Who Is Happy… Find Out The Secret .. !!!

A crow lived in the forest and was absolutely satisfied in life.

But one day he saw a swan. “This swan is so white,” he thought, “and I am so black.

This swan must be the happiest bird in the world.”

He expressed his thoughts to the swan. “Actually,” the swan replied, “I was feeling that I was the happiest bird around until I saw a parrot, which has two colours. I now think the parrot is the happiest bird in creation.”

The crow then approached the parrot. The parrot explained, “I lived a very happy life—until I saw a peacock. I have only two colours, but the
peacock has multiple colours.”

The crow then visited a peacock in the zoo and saw that hundreds of people had gathered to see him.

After the people had left, the crow approached the peacock. “Dear peacock,” the crow said, “you are so beautiful. Every day thousands of people come to see you. When people see me, they immediately shoo me away. I think you are the happiest bird on the planet.”

The peacock replied, “I always thought that I was the most beautiful and happy bird on the planet. But because of my beauty, I am entrapped in this zoo.

I have examined the zoo very carefully, and I have realized that the crow is the only bird not kept in a cage. So for past few days I have been thinking that if I were a crow, I could happily roam everywhere.”

That’s our problem too. We make unnecessary comparison with others and become sad. We don’t value what God has given us. This all leads to the vicious cycle of unhappiness.

Have Life ahead valuing the things God has given us.

Learn the secret of being happy and discard the comparison which leads only to unhappiness.

 SOURCE:::: iNPUT from a friend of mine

Natarajan

Message For the Day…” What is Liberation ?..Help Ever , Hurt Never … “

Do not find faults with others. If you point an accusing finger at someone, remember three fingers are pointing to you. Wear the ornament of Truth to adorn your neck (Sathyam Kantasya Bhushanam). Charity is the true ornament that make your hands beautiful and elegant (Hasthasya Bhushanam Dhanam). Thus you must sanctify each limb of your body by engaging in sacred activities. Your eyes should look at only sacred things. Do you know what an enormous power is latent in your eyes? There are crores of light rays in them. In olden days, people used to invoke the grace of Sun God to have a better vision. When you performSurya-namaskar (worship of Sun God) and invoke His grace, the light rays in your eyes will become more effulgent and inspire you. People aspire to attain liberation. What is liberation? Help ever, hurt never – that is true liberation. To get rid of attachment (moha) is true liberation (moksha).

Sathya Sai Baba

World”s Largest Swimming Pool…1KM Length Covering 20 Acres !!!

San Alfonso Del Mar Pool   The Worlds Largest Swimming Pool

San Alfonso del Mar Pool with its length of 1 km and a coverage of almost 20 acres is registered in the Guinness Book of Records as the world’s largest swimming pool. This amazing swimming pool seems to cover the same amount of water as 6000 regular swimming pools and visitors can enjoy in many different activities besides swimming, such as sailing, kayaking, scuba diving and paragliding.

This great man-made lagoon is part of the San Alfonso del Mar resort, located in the city Algarrobo, Chile. It was opened in 2006 and since then attracts an increasing number of tourists. This pool was made by collecting and filtering water from the ocean, while the sun warms it up to 9 degrees higher than the the ocean water. This technology was founded by Fernando Fischmann and the aim is to allow for ‘lagoons of unlimited size’ with crystal clear water and reduced costs to typical pools.

San Alfonso Del Mar Pool   The Worlds Largest Swimming Pool

Photo via: sanalfonso.cl

San Alfonso Del Mar Pool   The Worlds Largest Swimming Pool

Photo via: taringa.net

San Alfonso Del Mar Pool   The Worlds Largest Swimming Pool

San Alfonso Del Mar Pool   The Worlds Largest Swimming Pool

San Alfonso Del Mar Pool   The Worlds Largest Swimming Pool

San Alfonso Del Mar Pool   The Worlds Largest Swimming Pool

San Alfonso Del Mar Pool   The Worlds Largest Swimming Pool

San Alfonso Del Mar Pool   The Worlds Largest Swimming Pool

” A Cycle Beats Ferrari…Reaches Over 330kmph !!!”

The cycle that you see in the video is definitely not an ordinary cycle, but a rocket-powered one. The cycle is fuelled by a mix of hydrogen peroxide and compressed air. On November 7, 2014, Francois Gissy reached the speed of 207mph on the cycle developed by his friend Arnold Neracher at a racing circuit in France. With the new record, Gissy broke his previous best of 177.13mph.

Makers of this rocket-powered cycle will now be working on a new bicycle to beat their own record in 2015.

Cycle Beats Ferrari; Reaches Over 330kmph

 

You must have seen so many drag races, where results turned out to be unexpected (a more powerful car losing to a lesser one), but none of those would have been half as exciting as this one. That is because of the fact that this race was not between two sportscars or supercars, but it was a cycle that took on a Ferrari.

Built by Arnold Neracher, the cycle shown above achieved a top-speed of mind-boggling 331Km/h in just 4.8 seconds! Yes you read it right, a cycle that goes faster than some of the most powerful cars out there in the market. The car it took on was a Ferrari F430 Scuderia, and within micro seconds, the cycle left the car way behind.

SOURCE:::: You Tube and auto.ndtv.com

Natarajan

 

 

 

How One Man….Himanshu Patel…Transformed a Gujarat Village …!!!

Punsari village, barely 100 km from Ahmedabad, could be a textbook case of development. Closed-circuit cameras, water purifying plants, air-conditioned schools, Wi-Fi, biometric machines – the village has it all. And all of it was done in a matter of eight years, at a cost of a mere Rs. 16 crore.

The man behind the transformation is its young sarpanch – 31-year-old Himanshu Patel. A graduate from North Gujarat University, Mr Patel had won the panchayat polls in 2006, at the age of 23.

Back then, the village didn’t even have proper roads, power or water. The panchayat funds were in deficit. Mr Patel found though money come aplenty, it was the utilisation that’s at fault.

Over the next eight years, together with the district administration, he stitched up funds from under various heads – the District Planning Commission, Backward Regional Grant Fund, 12th Finance Commission, and those under Self Help Group Yojnas – and began the development of the village.

The results are obvious. Recently, a team from the Central ministries of rural and urban development had come to study the “Punsari model”.

But the young sarpanch is already onto his next projects – a unit producing electricity out of plastic waste and e-rickshaws for garbage collection. “The state government has already sanctioned Rs. 52 lakh,” he said.

Understanding the importance of education, Mr Patel has earmarked a chunk for the village school. From 300 students in 2006, the number has now doubled to over 600. The classrooms are not just air-conditioned but also have computers and projectors.

“We have managed to attract more children,” said teacher Narendra Jhala.  Vidya Patel, a student of Class 7, thinks learning is fun. “The audio visual presentations make it easier to remember our lessons,” she said.

Interestingly, Mr Patel has not asked for a penny from the MLA fund, and over the last eight years, the village has just got Rs. 1 lakh from the MP fund.

“We didn’t feel the need, since there is enough from various budgetary grants of the state and Centre. If you utilise it properly, you can work wonders,” said Mr Patel.

“The village has demonstrated how understanding various schemes available and leveraging them properly can bring about a qualitative change,” said Himmatnagar collector Banchha Nidhi Pani.

SOURCE::::www.ndtv.com and nidhi-bansal.blogspot.in

Natarajan

 

” Saying Good Bye to The Famous DoorMan who Worked For 72 Years …!!!”

In this photograph taken on February 6, 2010, Sri Lanka's legendary doorman, Kottarapattu Chattu Kuttan holds his palms in a traditional greeting, outside the island's historic 146-year-old Galle Face Hotel in Colombo.Kottarappu Chattu Kuttan

A doorman who worked for 72 years at the most famous hotel in the Sri Lankan capital, Colombo, has died aged 94.

Kottarappu Chattu Kuttan, who had started as a waiter, never retired from his job at the Galle Face Hotel.

Guests would be greeted at the grand seafront entrance by the diminutive Mr Kuttan with his palms pressed together in the traditional greeting.

White-haired with a handlebar moustache, the diminutive figure also sported badges from all over the world.

Mr Kuttan had emigrated from his native Kerala in southern India aged 18 in 1938 after the death of his parents.

Looking for work, he crossed to what was then Ceylon by boat, starting in domestic employment in Colombo and joining the Galle Face in 1942.

The 150-year-old hotel is renowned for its illustrious list of past guests, and Mr Kuttan met many of them.

“Ceylon… was a different country then. Famous people like Emperor Hirohito, Richard Nixon, Sir Laurence Olivier and George Bernard Shaw came and stayed with us,” he told Agence France-Presse in 2010.

 In this photograph taken on February 6, 2010, Sri Lanka's legendary doorman, Kottarapattu Chattu Kuttan holds his palms in a traditional greeting, outside the island's historic 146-year-old Galle Face Hotel in Colombo.Mr Kuttan carried on greeting guests almost until his death

He also met Lord Mountbatten and Jawaharlal Nehru, the then Princess Elizabeth – and the Bond girl, Ursula Andress. And he saw a Japanese fighter-plane crash-land in the grounds during World War Two.

‘People would notice him’

Sanjeev Gardiner, the hotel’s chairman, told the BBC it was a “truly sad day”.

He said the employee had almost retired after finishing as a waiter in the 1980s but was kept on at the front entrance where he “found his true calling”.

“People would notice him,” said Mr Gardiner.

He recalled the company suggesting, and funding, a trip back to Kerala for his employee, many decades after he had last seen India. Mr Kuttan still had family there including two sisters.

“If they treat me nicely I’ll stay, otherwise I’m coming back tomorrow,” he recalled Mr Kuttan as saying. In the event he stayed 10 days.

Mr Gardiner says that after his father and predecessor as chairman, Cyril Gardiner, died in 1996, Mr Kuttan came to the funeral and to every subsequent memorial service, once a year.

“That says a lot about his character.”

Mr Kuttan’s Sri Lankan wife, who was a Christian, died some years ago and in latter years a grand-daughter looked after him.

He had been ill for his final months but remained on the Galle Face Hotel staff.

The hotel held a minute’s silence as a tribute to Mr Kuttan,….

SOURCE:::: 

Natarajan

Message For the Day…” If you hurt others’ Feelings , You will be Hurt , Twice as Much …”

Women should look after their homes diligently and conduct themselves in a pleasing manner. Treat your guests in a cordial manner and to the extent possible. Empathise with those who are in difficulties, comfort and console them with soothing words. Those who talk harsh words are verily demons. If you hurt others’ feelings, you will be hurt twice as much and you cannot escape from the consequences of your actions. Embodiments of Love! These teachings are simple to practice in your daily life. But do not take them lightly – they can confer on you liberation! It is your good fortune (adrishtam) to know them! What is good fortune? A-drishtam is that which cannot be seen. You may not be able to see the results of your noble conduct and meritorious deeds, but they will confer on you all happiness and comforts in due course of time.

Sathya Sai Baba

Read About The Countries With Most Effective Health Care Systems …

As we move to a different country to start a new living and career, one of the most concerning issues would be healthcare services in the host country. No matter how big our income is, it is important that the country offers good public and private healthcare systems.

 
Unfortunately, not all countries have well laid systems. But it would be brilliantly useful if all nations take up healthcare initiatives. However if you are looking to move to a different country, specially any first world nation—here is the list of countries that have best healthcare systems compiled by The Richest. They measured the life expectancy, healthcare costs, and overall efficiency in various countries and listed the 10 best countries that have ‘Awesome’ healthcare.

 
#10 Sweden:

 
Sweden is not just a country that has a well laid healthcare system; it is also one of the few safest countries in the world. The country offers best of the public and private healthcare systems. The government funds 97 percent of medical costs for their people and individuals take care of the remaining 3 percent. Sweden is also gifted with beautiful weather which makes staying there a pleasure.

#9 Switzerland:

 
There is something more than Swiss Alps in this country. Average life expectancy of as of 2012 is 80.5 years for men and 85 years for women. Emergency Service in SwitzerlandIt is needless to mention that this life expectancy is impossible to achieve without the country’s comprehensive healthcare system. Swiss citizens are required to get a health insurance to be used when necessary. The government pays major portion of the medical expenses and the individual’s insurance takes care of the remaining. This means people across the world are all the more attracted to this paradise on Earth.

 
#8 South Korea:

 
The world is well aware of the environmental hassles in South Korea. The obvious result of deteriorating fresh air is a constant concern. Therefore, it is ultimately the government that needs to take care of its people. Accordingly, the South Korean government is doing the needful by taking care of almost 100 percent of the medical costs. With an efficiency score of about 65.1 percent, one can very well say that it is generous and thoughtful initiative.
#7 Australia:

 
Australia is gaining a lot of attention like never before. Many are now heading to Australia from all over the world to pursue higher education or to kick-start a bright career. Australia HealthcareWell here is the good news for all those who have set their eyes on Australia; the country has very an excellent healthcare system to compliment its world class lifestyle. So far it was only the picturesque cities and natural beauty that attracted people to Australia. Federal Government’s Universal Healthcare system covers 75 percent of the medical expenses whereas 25 percent is funded by the private health insurance system. This system is reportedly 66 percent efficient. Citizens who are financially weak can get a ‘Low Income Earners’ card on the basis of which, their medical costs are subsidized generously.

 
#6 Italy:

 
The healthcare system here is just as good as Australia. Italy has perfect mix of public-private healthcare structure and it has an average life expectancy rate 82 years. Surgeries and hospitalization charges are free services which both public and private conventional hospitals offer. And the most exciting part is that all emergency cases are completely free for the residents, both legal and undocumented. With such kinds of services who wouldn’t want be in the renaissance nation.

Spain healthcareAside from an excellent state-run healthcare system, Spain is well known for its very competent doctors, well-trained nurses, and top-of-the line hospital facilities. Prescription medicines are paid for via the co-payment system, in which the residents are required to pay for a small portion of their medicines, while the bulk is covered by the state.

 
#4 Israel:

 
Here comes the pleasant surprise you wouldn’t have expected. Ranked fourth in the world in terms of efficiency, Israel’s healthcare is deemed as the fundamental right for its people. This system is universal and requires all Israelis to participate in medical insurance with the option for individuals to purchase their own respective healthcare policies to increase their coverage. This government-run system is one of the most technologically advanced in the world with state-of-the-art facilities and well-trained doctors and nurses. And the exciting thing is, Israel is fast becoming a popular destination for medical tourists!

#3 Japan:

 
West meets the East! Japan has advanced medical technology that is on par with the first world nations. Japan provides universal healthcare coverage, which subsidizes a large portion of the medical expenses. An employed citizen usually gets additional private coverage from his employer, but Japan is greatly considerate of its citizens who are struggling with wages and unemployment. Medical fees are waived for the homeless and low-income households who are receiving government subsidy.

 
#2 Singapore:

 
Singapore’s healthcare system is apparently very difficult to replicate. It’s efficient in terms of financing and benefits, a rare combination that renders the system excellent. Aside from the government’s system, the private healthcare in Singapore is equally efficient, so its citizens get more than adequate care, whether it’s from the public or private sector. This is the only country in the list that gets equal contribution from both private and public sector.

 
#1 Hong Kong:

 
Hong Kong is considered to have the best healthcare in the world, due in part to its well-developed medical system. Its life expectancy rate is one of the highest and infant mortality rates are one of the lowest in the world and this is largely due to the government’s advocacy on good healthcare. Hong Kong has well structured dual-track system, meaning medical services are offered by both the government and private sector.

SOURCE:::www.siliconindia.com

Natarajan