Humour In Politics !!!!

During the 1920s and 1930 there was a very controversial politician in Britain called Johnston. Once another notable politician was asked what was the difference between a tragedy and a calamity. The reply was: If Johnston were to be drowned in the Thames, that would be a tragedy. But if he were to come out alive, that would be a calamity.

Once Johnston made an unpleasant statement about the government. The entire media was up against him and for a full week there were devastating attacks on him but he did not respond. A journalist asked him about this and Johnston’s reply was: Just imagine the amount of free publicity I got all last week!

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This humorous touch was not missing in India. In 1951, Rajendra Prasad outwitted Nehru and got himself elected the first President of the Republic though Nehru’s preference was for Rajaji, the Governor-General. Five years later, Nehru preferred Radhakrishnan as President but Rajen Babu again got the better of Nehru and was elected President. Rajen Babu was one of the most selfless freedom fighters and highly respected by Congressmen. After Independence, attitudes started changing, resulting in even a person like him manoeuvring to stay on as President for a second term. The then Editor of Deccan Herald, Pothan Joseph, wrote in his daily column, “Over a cup of tea”: “Rajen Babu was sitting in his presidential suite, eagerly waiting to give his reluctant consent to continue as President.” Readers had a good laugh but a badly hurt Rajen Babu wrote a nasty letter to the Editor.

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Atal Bihari Vajpayee was another politician who regaled audiences with his humorous remarks. During an election meeting in Gujarat, Prime Minister Indira Gandhi told the gathering that she was a daughter of Uttar Pradesh and daughter-in-law of Gujarat and was seeking votes on that basis. Vajpayee later said Mrs. Gandhi had forgotten to say that she was also the mother-in-law of Italy. The audience had a hearty laugh and one journalist later wrote that this humorous remark of Vajpayee had brought the BJP a lot of votes.

source::::G.Dwarakanath in The Hindu…English Daily

Natarajan

“இப்போ போட்டோ எடுத்துக்கோ ” !!!….சொன்னார் மகாபெரியவர் !!!

மூலம் : மஹா பெரியவா தரிசன அனுபவங்கள் – ஐந்தாம் பாகம்
நினைவு கூர்ந்தவர் : எஸ். சீதாராமன், சென்னை – 28.

புகைப்படம் எடுப்பது எனக்குப் பிடித்தமான பொழுதுபோக்கு.

பெரியவாள் முன்னிலையில், slide viewer –ல் ஸ்லைடுகளைப் போட்டுக் காண்பித்துக் கொண்டிருந்தேன். அது, ஸ்லைடில் உள்ள படங்களை நான்கு மடங்கு பெரிதாகக் காட்டும். படங்களைப் பார்த்துக் கொண்டிருந்த பெரியவாள், “இதில் ஸ்லைடு வைக்குமிடத்தில் நெகடிவ் பிலிமைப் போட்டால், நன்றாகத் தெரியுமா?” என்று கேட்டார்.

(பெரியவாளுக்குப் புகைப்படக் கலையின் ஒவ்வொரு நுட்பமும் தெரியும். ஆனால், தனக்குத் தெரிந்ததாகக் காட்டிக் கொள்ள மாட்டார்கள் என்பதும் எனக்குத் தெரியும்! ஆனால், என்னுடைய அக்ஞானம் என்னை விட்டுப் போய்விடுமா என்ன?)

”நெகடிவ் போட்டால், திரைப்படத்தில், கறுப்பு வெள்ளையாகவும், வெள்ளை கறுப்பாகவும் தெரியும்..”

பெரியவாள் உடனே, “அதுதான் எனக்கு வேணும்.. நரைத்துப் போன என் தலைமுடி, கறுப்பாகத் தெரியும்! நான் இன்னும் இளைமையாக இருப்பேனோல்லியோ…”

அருகிலிருந்து கேட்டுக் கொண்டிருந்தவர்கள் அட்டகாசமாகச் சிரித்து மகிழ்ந்தார்கள்.

பெரியவாளுடைய நகைச்சுவை உணர்வு, எவரெஸ்டுக்கு மேலே பத்து அங்குலம்!

ஜெய ஜெய சங்கர! ஹர ஹர சங்கர!!

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வானகரத்தில் ஒரு சவுக்குத் தோப்பில் உட்கார்ந்திருந்தார் பெரியவா. முன்னர் எடுத்திருந்த புகைப்பட ஆல்பத்தைக் கொடுத்தேன். அப்போது, பல்வேறு காரணங்களால் புகைப்படங்களில் குறைகள் ஏற்பட்டிருந்தன.

இந்தத் தோப்பில் எவ்விதக் குறைகளுமில்லாமல் புகைப்படம் எடுக்க முடியும் என்பது என்னுடைய துணிபு.

பெரியவா, ஒரு சிஷ்யரைக் கூப்பிட்டு, ஒரு தாழங்குடை கொண்டுவரச் சொல்லி, அதைத் தன் தலைக்கு மேல் பிடிக்கச் சொன்னார்.

“இப்போ போட்டோ எடுத்துக்கோ…”

அப்போது நான் எடுத்த புகைப்படம் மிக அருமையாக வந்திருந்தது. (பின்னால் கல்கி தீபாவளி மலர் ஒன்றில் ஸ்ரீருத்ர வாக்கியமான, ‘நமோ வன்யாய ச கக்ஷ்யாய ச’ என்ற விளக்கத்துடன் முகப்புப் படமாக வெளியாயிற்று).

பெரியவாள் தாழங்குடையைப் பிடிக்கச் சொன்னதற்கும் காரணம் இருந்தது. மரங்கள் வழியே வந்த ஒளி, அவர்கள் மேல் திட்டுத் திட்டாக விழுந்து கொண்டிருந்தது. அந்த நிலையில் படம் எடுத்தால் நன்றாக வராது என்பதால், அந்த ஷாட் நன்றாக அமைய வேண்டும் என்பதற்கான சூழ்நிலையை உண்டாக்கிக் கொடுத்தார்கள்.

மெய்ப் படங்களைக் கற்றுத் தேர்ந்தவர்கள் அவர்கள். நிழற் படங்களின் நுட்பங்களை எந்தக் குருகுலத்தில் கற்றுத் தெளிந்தார்கள்?
ஆயிரம் படம் படைத்த ஆதிசேஷ்னே அறிவார்!

ஜெய ஜெய சங்கர! ஹர ஹர சங்கர!!

source::::periva.proboards.com

Natarajan
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Breathtaking Cockpit Photo Of A Marine’s F-18 Firing A Live Missile!!!!!

missile

 

The  above image is going viral on social networks.

The reason is obvious: is an absolutely stunning photograph, just released by the U.S. Marine Corps, showing Capt. Christopher Prout with Marine Fighter Attack Squadron (VMFA) 232, Marine Aircraft Group 11, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing as he shoots an AIM-7 Sparrow missile from an F/A-18C Hornet near Tyndall Air Force Base, Florida, on May 16, 2013.

VMFA-232 moved to Tyndall for a deployment for training (DFT) used to prepare the squadron for future combat and contingency operations.

source:::::businessinsider.com

Natarajan

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/breathtaking-cockpit-photo-taken-as-marines-f-18-fires-a-live-missile-2013-6#ixzz2V3j1yfPC

” இந்த தங்க வில்வத்தை எனக்கே கொடுத்து விடு ” கேட்டார் மகாபெரியவர். !!!!

மூலம் : மஹா பெரியவா தரிசன அனுபவங்கள் – ஐந்தாம் பாகம்
நினைவு கூர்ந்தவர் : எஸ். சீதாராமன், சென்னை – 28.

சென்னையில் தங்கியிருந்த காலகட்டத்தில், தம்புச் செட்டித் தெருவிலிருக்கும் சங்கரமடம், திருவொற்றியூர் கோயிலிலுள்ள சிலா சாஸனங்கள், சுவர்ச் சித்திரங்கள் ஆகியவற்றைப் படம் எடுக்கச் சொல்லி உத்தரவாயிற்று.

‘ஆதிசங்கரர், காஞ்சி க்ஷேத்திரத்தில் ஸர்வக்ஞ பீடாரோஹணம் செய்து, கடைசிவரை அங்கேயே தங்கியிருந்தார்’ என்பதற்கான பல சான்றுகளுடன், திரு.ரமேசன் (இ.ஆ.ப.) எழுதிய புத்தகத்தில் நான் எடுத்த புகைப்படங்கள் இடம்பெற்றன.

பெரியவாள், சென்னையை அடுத்த காட்டுப் பள்ளியில் தங்கியிருந்த காலம்.

பெரியவாளுக்குக் கனகாபிஷேகம் செய்யப்பட்ட போது, தங்கத்தாலான வில்வங்களை அபிஷேகம் செய்தார்கள். அதில் ஒரு வில்வத்தை வாங்கிக்கொண்டு வந்திருந்தார் என் தாயார். பெரியவாள் கையில் கொடுத்து, அவர்கள் ஆசீர்வாதத்துடன் பெற்றுக் கொள்ள வேண்டும் என்று உள்ளூர விருப்பம்.
பெரியவாளிடம் அந்தத் தங்க வில்வத்தை சமர்ப்பித்தார் என் தாயார்.

“இதை எனக்கே கொடுத்துவிடேன்!…”

என் தாயாருக்கு உடம்பு சிலிர்த்தது.

“பதிலாக, நான் உனக்கு ஒரு புஷ்பம் தருகிறேன்..!”

பெரியவா கொடுத்த புஷ்பத்தை, நவரத்தினமாகக் கருதி மகிழ்ச்சியுடன் ஏற்றுக் கொண்டார் என் தாயார்.

இவ்வாறு பல பேர்களிடம், குந்துமணி குந்துமணியாகத் தங்கம் பெற்று, ஒரு சொம்பு செய்து, அதில் தேனை நிரப்பி, பூஜை – மந்திர ஜபம் செய்யச் செய்து (ஆஞ்ஜநேய மந்திரம் என்று நினைவு). பாரதநாட்டின் வடமேற்கு எல்லையில் நடந்து கொண்டிருந்த போரில், பாரத வீரர்களுக்குத் தைரியம் ஊட்டுவதற்காக அனுப்பி வைத்தார்கள். அந்தப் போரில் நமக்கே வெற்றி கிடைத்தது.

ஜெய ஜெய சங்கர! ஹர ஹர சங்கர!!

 

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Natarajan

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Microsoft Was a Decade Ahead in Inventing a Tablet !!!!!

Apple’s iPad is a revolutionary product that is cratering the PC industry. But it wasn’t Steve Jobs’ idea.

A full decade before Jobs launched the iPad in 2010, Bill Gates launched Microsoft’s touch input tablet computer.

Here it is:
Bill Gates tablet 2000

Bill Gates with a Microsoft tablet in 2000

Two years later, Gates showed up with an improved model, a color tablet. It used the Windows XP Tablet operating system.

Here it is:
Bill Gates tablet 2002

Bill Gates in 2002

 

Unlike today, Microsoft didn’t manufacture the tablet itself. Lenovo produced the tablet in 2000 and other partners, like Fujitsu, made the XP tablet in 2002. Here’s a closer look at the Fujitsu tablet.

 Windows XP Tablet

Fujitsu Windows XP Tablet from 2002

So if Microsoft was a decade ahead, why did Apple become the King of the Tablets?

Last July, during an interview with Charlie RoseBill Gates explained that Jobs “did some things better than I did. His timing in terms of when it came out, the engineering work, just the package that was put together. The tablets we had done before, weren’t as thin, they weren’t as attractive.
source:::: businessinsider.com
Natarajan

 

 

 

Indian -American Boy is The New Spelling Bee !!!

MARYLAND: The US-born son of immigrants from India overcame his longstanding problem with words of Germanic origin Thursday to win the 86th national spelling bee.

Arvind Mahankali, 13, from New York City, correctly spelled knaidel, a type of dumpling also known as a matzah ball, to become the sixth youth of south Asian heritage to win the coveted title in as many years.

He is also the first boy to win the Scripps National Spelling Bee since 2008.

Mahankali, the eldest son of an IT consultant father and a physician mother, had placed ninth in 2010, then third in 2011 and 2012. More often than not, it was words of Germanic words that denied him the championship.

“The German curse has turned into a German blessing,” he said after besting eight other finalists in a nail-biting finale to a three-day nationally televised competition that started with 281 contestants from eight nations.

Earlier in the evening, Mahankali had aced such words as tokonoma (a recess opening in a Japanese living room) and kaumographer (someone who transfers designs onto cloth with a hot iron).

The youngster plans to save the $30,000 cash prize — plus a $2,500 US savings bond — for college, where he hopes to eventually get a doctorate degree in science.

Second place went to Pranav Sivakumar, 13, from Illinois, while Sriram Hathwar, 13, from New York, came in third. Amber Born, 14, a crowd-pleaser with her tension-breaking jokes, was the best among the girls in fourth place.

Arvind Mahankali, 13, from New York City, correctly spelled knaidel, a type of dumpling also known as a matzah ball, to become the sixth youth of south Asian heritage.

Arvind Mahankali, 13, from New York City, correctly spelled knaidel, a type of dumpling also known as a matzah ball, to become the sixth youth of south Asian heritage.

source::::Economic Times..

Natarajan

Message For The Day….Love Is God..Truth Is God…Love is Truth ..Truth is Love !!!

If you want to attain God, cultivate love. If you promote love and look upon all with love, hatred will never be your lot. That is the one important lesson I teach always. I do not ask that you should become a scholar or a recluse or an ascetic skilled in recitation of holy Names and Meditation (Japa and Dhyana). God only examines, “Is your heart full of love?” Firmly believe that Love is God, Truth is God. Love is Truth, Truth is Love. For it is only when you love that you have no fear. Fear is the mother of falsehood. If you have no fear, you will adhere to truth. The mirror of love reflects the Divine Self within you and reveals to you that the Divine Self within you is Universal and is immanent in every being.
– Divine Discourse, Jul 25, 1958

 

Sathya Sai Baba

Watch Warren Buffett “s Interview in 1962 !!!!

Warren Buffett will tell you that his investment career began in the 1940s when he bought shares in a company as an 11-year.
However, there isn’t much footage of the Oracle of Omaha available before the 1980s.
Reformed Broker Josh Brown points us to this rare 1962 interview with Buffett on ValueWalk.com.
In this brief clip, Buffett discusses the predictive power of the stock market.
“The stock market has been a good forecaster from time to time in the past,” he said. It also has been a rather poor forecaster occasionally.”
He addressed an ongoing sell-off in the stock market.
“For example, the last four or five years, the stock market has been booming along presumably forecasting better business which has really not materialized,” he said. “So maybe the stock market is correcting a previously incorrect forecast this time.”
Watch the whole clip here:

 

 

source::::businessinsider.com

Natarajan

Best Quotes Of Warren Buffett On Investment Strategy !!!!

Warren Buffett has just joined Twitter

Hopefully this means we’ll hear from the Oracle of Omaha on a more regular and informal basis.

Buffett has established himself as the most successful investor in history.

And he has never kept his investing methods secret.

In fact, when he shares his tips, he often does so in an approachable and entertaining manner.

So, as we get ready for this week’s annual meeting of Berkshire Hathaway shareholders, we reflect on some of Buffett’s best investing quips.

We compiled a few of Buffett’s best quotes from his TV appearances, newspaper op-eds, magazine interviews, and of course his annual letters, which are always-must reads.

Investing novices and experts alike can learn from the advice that the he has articulated through the years.

If we’ve missed any of your favorites, let us know in the comments.

 

Buying a stock is about more than just the price.

“It’s far better to buy a wonderful company at a fair price than a fair company at a wonderful price.”

Source: Letter to shareholders, 1989

You don’t have to be a genius to invest well.

“You don’t need to be a rocket scientist. Investing is not a game where the guy with the 160 IQ beats the guy with 130 IQ.”

Source: Warren Buffet Speaks, via msnbc.msn

But, master the basics.

“To invest successfully, you need not understand beta, efficient markets, modern portfolio theory, option pricing or emerging markets. You may, in fact, be better off knowing nothing of these. That, of course, is not the prevailing view at most business schools, whose finance curriculum tends to be dominated by such subjects. In our view, though, investment students need only two well-taught courses – How to Value a Business, and How to Think About Market Prices.

Source: Chairman’s Letter, 1996

Don’t buy a stock just because everyone hates it.

“None of this means, however, that a business or stock is an intelligent purchase simply because it is unpopular; a contrarian approach is just as foolish as a follow-the-crowd strategy. What’s required is thinking rather than polling. Unfortunately, Bertrand Russell’s observation about life in general applies with unusual force in the financial world: “Most men would rather die than think. Many do.”

Source: Chairman’s Letter, 1990

Bad things aren’t obvious when times are good.

“After all, you only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out.”

Source: Letter to shareholders, 2001

Always be liquid.

“I have pledged – to you, the rating agencies and myself – to always run Berkshire with more than ample cash. We never want to count on the kindness of strangers in order to meet tomorrow’s obligations. When forced to choose, I will not trade even a night’s sleep for the chance of extra profits.”

 Source: Letter to shareholders, 2008

The best time to buy a company is when it’s in trouble.

“The best thing that happens to us is when a great company gets into temporary trouble…We want to buy them when they’re on the operating table.”

Source: Businessweek, 1999

Stocks have always come out of crises.

Stocks have always come out of crises.

A soup kitchen in 1936

Wikimedia Commons

Over the long term, the stock market news will be good. In the 20th century, the United States endured two world wars and other traumatic and expensive military conflicts; the Depression; a dozen or so recessions and financial panics; oil shocks; a flu epidemic; and the resignation of a disgraced president. Yet the Dow rose from 66 to 11,497.”

Source: The New York Times, October 16, 2008

Don’t be fooled by that Cinderella feeling you get from great returns

“The line separating investment and speculation, which is never bright and clear, becomes blurred still further when most market participants have recently enjoyed triumphs. Nothing sedates rationality like large doses of effortless money. After a heady experience of that kind, normally sensible people drift into behavior akin to that of Cinderella at the ball. They know that overstaying the festivities ¾ that is, continuing to speculate in companies that have gigantic valuations relative to the cash they are likely to generate in the future ¾ will eventually bring on pumpkins and mice. But they nevertheless hate to miss a single minute of what is one helluva party. Therefore, the giddy participants all plan to leave just seconds before midnight. There’s a problem, though: They are dancing in a room in which the clocks have no hands.”

Source: Letter to shareholders, 2000

Think long-term.

“Your goal as an investor should simply be to purchase, at a rational price, a part interest in an easily-understandable business whose earnings are virtually certain to be materially higher five, ten and twenty years from now. Over time, you will find only a few companies that meet these standards – so when you see one that qualifies, you should buy a meaningful amount of stock. You must also resist the temptation to stray from your guidelines: If you aren’t willing to own a stock for ten years, don’t even think about owning it for ten minutes. Put together a portfolio of companies whose aggregate earnings march upward over the years, and so also will the portfolio’s market value.”

Source: Chairman’s Letter, 1996

Forever is a good holding period.

“When we own portions of outstanding businesses with outstanding managements, our favorite holding period is forever.”

Source: Letter to shareholders, 1988

Buy businesses that can be run by idiots.

Buy businesses that can be run by idiots.

I try to buy stock in businesses that are so wonderful that an idiot can run them. Because sooner or later, one will.

Source: Business Insider

Be greedy when others are fearful.

“Investors should remember that excitement and expenses are their enemies. And if they insist on trying to time their participation in equities, they should try to be fearful when others are greedy and greedy only when others are fearful.”

Source: Letter to shareholders, 2004

You don’t have to move at every opportunity.

“The stock market is a no-called-strike game. You don’t have to swing at everything–you can wait for your pitch. The problem when you’re a money manager is that your fans keep yelling, ‘Swing, you bum!'”

Source: The Tao of Warren Buffett via Engineeringnews.com

Ignore politics and macroeconomics when picking stocks.

“We will continue to ignore political and economic forecasts, which are an expensive distraction for many investors and businessmen. Thirty years ago, no one could have foreseen the huge expansion of the Vietnam War, wage and price controls, two oil shocks, the resignation of a president, the dissolution of the Soviet Union, a one-day drop in the Dow of 508 points, or treasury bill yields fluctuating between 2.8% and 17.4%.

“But, surprise – none of these blockbuster events made the slightest dent in Ben Graham’s investment principles. Nor did they render unsound the negotiated purchases of fine businesses at sensible prices. Imagine the cost to us, then, if we had let a fear of unknowns cause us to defer or alter the deployment of capital. Indeed, we have usually made our best purchases when apprehensions about some macro event were at a peak. Fear is the foe of the faddist, but the friend of the fundamentalist.

Source: Chairman’s Letter, 1994

The more you trade, the more you underperform.

The more you trade, the more you underperform.

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“Long ago, Sir Isaac Newton gave us three laws of motion, which were the work of genius. But Sir Isaac’s talents didn’t extend to investing: He lost a bundle in the South Sea Bubble, explaining later, “I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men.” If he had not been traumatized by this loss, Sir Isaac might well have gone on to discover the Fourth Law of Motion: For investors as a whole, returns decrease as motion increases.”

Source: Letters to shareholders, 2005

Price and value are not the same

“Long ago, Ben Graham taught me that ‘Price is what you pay; value is what you get.’ Whether we’re talking about socks or stocks, I like buying quality merchandise when it is marked down.

Source: Letter to shareholders, 2008

There are no bonus points for complicated investments.

“Our investments continue to be few in number and simple in concept: The truly big investment idea can usually be explained in a short paragraph. We like a business with enduring competitive advantages that is run by able and owner-oriented people. When these attributes exist, and when we can make purchases at sensible prices, it is hard to go wrong (a challenge we periodically manage to overcome).

“Investors should remember that their scorecard is not computed using Olympic-diving methods: Degree-of-difficulty doesn’t count. If you are right about a business whole value is largely dependent on a single key factor that is both easy to understand and enduring, the payoff is the same as if you had correctly analyzed an investment alternative characterized by many constantly shifting and complex variables.”

Source: Chairman’s Letter, 1994

A good businessperson makes a good investor.

“I am a better investor because I am a businessman, and a better businessman because I am no investor.”

Source: Forbes.com – Thoughts On The Business Life

Higher taxes aren’t a dealbreaker.

“SUPPOSE that an investor you admire and trust comes to you with an investment idea. “This is a good one,” he says enthusiastically. “I’m in it, and I think you should be, too.”

Would your reply possibly be this? “Well, it all depends on what my tax rate will be on the gain you’re saying we’re going to make. If the taxes are too high, I would rather leave the money in my savings account, earning a quarter of 1 percent.” Only in Grover Norquist’s imagination does such a response exist.”

Source: New York Times

Companies that don’t change can be great investments.

“Our approach is very much profiting from lack of change rather than from change. With Wrigley chewing gum, it’s the lack of change that appeals to me. I don’t think it is going to be hurt by the Internet. That’s the kind of business I like.”

Source: Businessweek, 1999

This is the most important thing.

This is the most important thing.

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“Rule No. 1: never lose money; rule No. 2: don’t forget rule No. 1”

Source: The Tao of Warren Buffett

Time will tell.

“Time is the friend of the wonderful business, the enemy of the mediocre.”

Source: Letters to shareholders 1989

BONUS: On Wall Street advice

“Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls-Royce to get advice from those who take the subway.”

Source: The Tao of Warren Buffett….businessinsider.com

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