Start The Week with A Smile …!!!

Boss : l am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Tom  : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k…….but??
how much is DRIVING salary…?
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Blonde’s theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during  the day when light
is not needed!!!
***********************************************Two Blondes are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the

other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES…NO…YES…NO…YES…NO…
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Blonde  shouting 2 her Boy friend ” u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office….
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2 Blondes looking at Egyptian mummy.
Blonde 1 : Look so many bandages, Perfect  Truck accident case.
Blonde 2 : ya ya , Truck  number is also written…BC 1760!!!….
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A Blonde on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Kennedy ?
Blonde: Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….
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Tom  for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the
exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read:  AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Tom : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
TOM (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY….
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source:::: Input from a friend of mine

Natarajan

Joke of the Day…” Come Back and See Me …” !!!

A couple was making their first doctors visit prior to the birth of their first child. After the exam, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The man and his wife were curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the man took out his magnifying glass to try to see what is was. In very small letters, the stamp said, “When you can read this, come back and see me.”  

SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com

Natarajan

 

Image of the Day…Bar-Headed Geese in India…!!!

Bar-headed geese in India

A beautiful shot of bar-headed geese – one of the world’s highest flying birds – over a wetlands in India in November 2014. Photo by Abhinav Singhai.

Photo Credit: Abhinav Singhai.  Visit Abhinav Singhai's Flickr page

EarthSky Facebook friend Abhinav Singhai in India captured this evocative shot of bar-headed geese over Basai Wetlands, a well-known destination for birders near Delhi, India. He said there were hundreds of geese over the wetlands that day.

Thank you, Abhihav!

The bar-headed goose is a fascinating bird, by the way, and one of the world’s highest-flying birds. It’s been heard flying across Mount Makalu – the fifth highest mountain on Earth at 8,481 meters (27,825 ft). The British explorer George Lowe is said to have reported seeing bar-headed geese flying over Mount Everest – 8,848 meters (29,029 ft)! You’ll find mention of Lowe’s tale about the geese here.

According to Wikipedia, the bar-headed goose is:

… a goose that breeds in Central Asia in colonies of thousands near mountain lakes and winters in South Asia, as far south as peninsular India …

The bird is pale grey and is easily distinguished from any of the other grey geese of the genus Anser by the black bars on its head.

A Bar-headed Goose in St James's Park, London, England.  Photo by DAVID ILIFF. License: CC-BY-SA 3.0 via Wikipedia.

Bottom line: A beautiful shot of bar-headed geese flying over a wetlands in India in November 2014. Photo by Abhinav Singhai.

SOURCE::::www.earthsky.org

Natarajan

” A Football Legend Goes Undercover… See What he Does … ” !!!

 

Football Legend Goes Undercover, Amazes Everyone

This group of friends were playing football (soccer), when old grandfather Memo came and insisted to be given a place on one of the teams. While they didn’t want to disrespect their elders, they weren’t happy about this. That is, until this old man gives the game a real twist.

In reality, this old man is a freestyle football legend who has gone through hours of make-up to make him look 30 years older. Find out what happened on the court, as he shocks everyone in sight, and will even cast a spell on you, because this guy – he’s good.

SOURCE:::: http://www.ba-bamail.com and You Tube
Natarajan

Joke of the Day…” What were the exact words…. ” ?

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 50 years. The wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.” The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”

 

SOURCE:::: joke a day.com

Natarajan

Historical Images For the Weekend … !!!

5.) Sweden switched to driving on the right side of the road in 1967. This was the result on the first morning.

Sweden switched to driving on the right side of the road in 1967. This was the result on the first morning

 

This Austrian boy got a new pair of shoes in World War II.

” Meet Mr. John Martin 82 Years Old …A Frequent Flyer with Three Million Miles to his Credit” !!!

John Martin says his passion for flying has given him “the best life in the world”.

John Martin says his passion for flying has given him “the best life in the world”. Source: Supplied

AT 82, John Martin is not your typical frequent flyer — but he’s quite possibly one the proudest.

During his 50 years of flying, which he celebrated on July 19 this year, Mr Martin has notched up 148 flights to New York, 138 to London and almost three million miles in the air — and he shows no signs of having his wings clipped just yet.

Mr Martin who spent 20 years as News Editor at WIN Television in Wollongong, has dedicated his life to flying anywhere and everywhere and making it his mission to reach 1000 flights on Qantas.

And rest assured, with his 959th flight scheduled for the 2nd December, he’s going to get there … “because dropping dead is not really in my top ten”, he says, “the bucket list does not include it!”.

The veteran traveller says his friends keep giving him brochures on retirement homes and suggesting the time has come for him to slow down, but he’s got too many flights planned.

“I say to my doctor, who I have a great relationship with, ‘I don’t think I’m ready for it, I’m too busy, I can’t really spare the time for retirement living,” he toldnews.com.au on a recent flight. “I’ve got mountains to climb, things to do and flights to take’ and he says ‘John you will know when the time has come and there are worse things than having the time of your life and dropping dead.’”

John Martin names his favourite Qantas aircraft as the WH-EBK.

John Martin names his favourite Qantas aircraft as the WH-EBK. Source: Supplied

He travels all over the world to pursue his twin loves of theatre and flying.

“I made my money as a news editor, it was a good salary and a good job and I spent most of it with the tax office and Qantas, and it gave me, I think, the best life in the world. The things I’ve done, the places I’ve been, it’s been wonderful!

And while his body might be showing the signs of old age, his mind is still as sharp as a tack.

Mr Martin can name every one of the 278 different aircraft he’s flown on — and the ones he hasn’t.

He records the registration of every single flying kangaroo aircraft he flies on and will always try and book on aircraft that he has never flown on before.

“The one I want the most is VH-OQA — Qantas’ first A380 called Nancy Bird Walton, I’d like that one,” he says of the aircraft that has so far escaped him.

In fact, Mr Martin loves flying so much that he often flies Sydney to Perth or Melbourne and back again in the one day — simply for the joy of the flight and to say G’Day to all his friends in the Qantas lounge.

Mr Martin was presented with the keys to Qantas’ 75th Boeing 737-800.

Mr Martin was presented with the keys to Qantas’ 75th Boeing 737-800. Source: Supplied

“I love Perth on the A332, I’ll go over on the 8.15am, spend a couple of hours in Perth then come back at night. To me, that is a great thing to do when you retire.”

He says he loves everything about flying, the movies, talking to the crew about the aircraft and it’s history and can’t understand why people find flying a hassle.

“People don’t like airports, but I’m the one in a million who does, I love sitting in the airport watching planes coming in and going out, pushing back. They’re all interesting to me.

Mr Martin, who has never married and never had children often flies to a destination and back on Christmas Day because he considers Qantas his family — and says they put on a great Christmas lunch in the lounge.

He was chuffed to be presented with the keys to Qantas’ 75th Boeing 737-800 last week, a retro-inspired aircraft which featured exactly the same livery as the inaugural B747 flight he flew on in 1971.

But he says the key to his long life is his passion for flight.

Qantas pilot Alex Passerini present John Martin with the keys.

Qantas pilot Alex Passerini present John Martin with the keys. Source: Supplied

“This is (flight number) 958 and I would think given a reasonable chance, I’ll reach the 1000 and we’ll probably get an A380 and go under the Harbour Bridge or loop the loop,” he joked.

“I would have liked to have done the 1000 in the 50th year, because it was neat and it was tidy and somehow it was me. 1000 flights is the next goal, if it’s going to happen, it will happen and I think it will.

“But then again, I could be dead tomorrow and if that’s the case, I’ve had a wonderful life.”

But don’t think Qantas’ most enthusiastic flyer will be taking any Frequent Flyer points with him.

“I tend to use the (points) before they get too big, because if I died before I used them, it would kill me, it would be the end of the world, I mean going up to heaven with Frequent Flyer Points unused! The man upstairs says you can’t use them for the last trip, so there’s just no way.”

SOURCE::::www.news.com.au

Natarajan

” Want to Go Somewhere , But Don’t Know Where ? … ” !!!

Malaysia Airlines creates a stir with its latest promotion. Picture Simon Cross

Malaysia Airlines creates a stir with its latest promotion. Picture Simon Cross Source: News Corp Australia

MALAYSIA airlines has been slammed for its latest tweet that promotes its end of year specials. The tweet was criticised for its poor choice of words, which read, “Want to go somewhere, but don’t know where?”

Critics say the tweet was insensitive, following a devastating year for the airline that saw them lose two planes resulting in the deaths of hundreds of passengers.

Flight MH370 disappeared between Kuala Lumpur and Beijing on 8 March with 230 passengers on-board including 6 Australians. The plane is still missing.

Flight MH17 was shot down four months later by rebels over the Ukraine killing all 298 of its passengers. It

MH370 and MH17 where are we now?

 

Twitter users responded to the airline’s tweet with astonishment criticising its poor choice of words.

 

The airline has run into controversy before with another inappropriate promotion earlier in the year that asked Australian and New Zealand travellers to enter a competition named, “My Ultimate Bucket List.”

Malaysia Airlines released the following statement regarding the incident.

“A recent tweet posted regarding our Year-End Specials was intended to inspire travelers during this holiday period to explore destinations and deals Malaysia Airlines is offering. Unfortunately, it unintentionally caused offence to some, and we have since removed the tweet.”

SOURCE:::: news.com.au

Natarajan

Joke of the Day…” I am not a Stupid…” !!!

Cal was out driving in the country, seeing how his new car handled the curvy roads at high speeds. As he rounded a corner, one of his tires blew.

When he got out of the car to change the tire, he noticed that he had stopped in front of the state mental asylum. There was also a man sitting on the brick wall in front of the facility.

The driver went about his business, not paying any attention to the guy on the fence. He first took his tire iron and jack out of the car, and got the car jacked up. Then, he removed the hubcap. Next, he removed the six lug nuts, and placed them in the hubcap for safekeeping.

About this time, the guy on the fence decided to start a conversation. This startled the driver, and he reeled around quickly, knocking over the hubcap, and the lug nuts fell into the sewer drain.

The driver gets angry with the guy on the fence, shouting, “Now look what you made me do. Now I’m going to have to walk to town to buy some new lug nuts. Just go back inside and leave me be.”

The guy on the fence says, “Why don’t you just take one lug nut from each of your other three wheels, and use them on this one. That should hold it steady enough for you to drive the car to the auto parts store.”

The driver asks, “That’s a brilliant idea…then why are you here?”

The guy on the fence replies, “I’m just crazy, not stupid.”

SOURCE::::: joke a day.com

Natarajan