” A story that is not a laughing stuff…” !!!

John had a  terrible accident at work – he fell against a grinding machine and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way.

One day, John decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business called Mixitup Communications.  After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But, after signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him.

The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the interview, John asked him, “Do you notice anything different about me?”  And the gentleman answered, “Why yes, I couldn’t help but notice you have no ears.” John got very angry and threw him out.

The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. He asked her the same question,  “Do you notice anything different about me?” and she replied: “Well, you have no ears.”  John again was upset and tossed her out.

The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. John was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: “Do you notice anything different about me?”
And to his surprise, the young man answered: “Yes. You wear contact lenses.” John was delighted, and said, “What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?”

The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, “Well, it’s pretty hard to wear glasses with no ears!”

SOURCE::::www.mastegg.com

Natarajan

” How to Flatten Your Belly …” ?

How To Make Sassy Water to Flatten Your Belly

What is Sassy Water? And, will it really help you lose up to seven pounds and five inches in an insanely short time? According to the flat belly diets published in Prevention Magazine and The Daily Mail, the answer is yes. Lemon water has long been touted as a great way to cleanse your body, and help you lose weight. The addition of few new ingredients apparently boosts that weight loss power. Although, you’ll have to look up the diet on your own, the recipe is simple and healthy.

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Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

1. First, you’ll need 3 1/2 to 4 quarts of water in a pitcher. Use filtered  water to make sure it is pure.

2. Thoroughly wash one lemon. Slice it very thin, and add it to the water.   You don’t need to squeeze the juice out, just drop the slices in.

3. Peel and thinly slice one cucumber, and add to the water. Add 12 fresh, clean mint leaves.

4. Next, you will need one teaspoon of finely grated ginger. Make sure it is fresh ginger, not the dried powder from your spice rack. Add the ginger to the water. Give it a quick stir, cover and place in the refrigerator over night. Drink it chilled throughout the following day.

5. Make a fresh batch every day for four days. Repeat as needed for great results.

Good luck!  

SOURCE:::::::www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

Message For the Day….” What is Ethical Life …? “

All action (karma) done for the sake of three goals viz. to leverage the Universe for the worship of the Lord, to establish peace and justice in society, and to control and coordinate the functions of the body, is sacrifice. The first is called a holy, sacrificial ritual (yajna); the second, charity(dhana); the third, penance (tapas). All human acts must subserve these three needs, and an ethical life is the foundation for attaining that stage. This ethical life is based upon discrimination between truth and falsehood. Just as the pearl is retained while the shell is  discarded, the essence that is Truth must be accepted and the nonessential rejected. For this, individual exertion and divine grace, both should be present. One should also constantly practice the great lesson that the body and the Atma are separate. This is a highly beneficial exercise. Such discrimination is necessary for secular as well as spiritual life.

Sathya Sai Baba

“கொஞ்சம் சிரிக்கலாமே” ….!!!

கொஞ்சம் சிரிங்க, பாஸ்…

“நீங்க உங்க மனைவிக்கு ரொம்ப பயந்து நடப்பவரா?”

“ச்சே, ச்சே… நடக்கறப்ப அந்த பயத்தை வெளில காட்டிக்க மாட்டேன்.”

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நோயாளி : டாக்டர் நீங்க ஒரு காரியம்….. செய்யணும்

டாக்டர் : நான் ஆபரேசன் மட்டும்தான் பண்ணுவேன்….. காரியம் எல்லாம் ஐயர் தான் செய்வார்.

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நீதிபதி: ஒரே வீட்டை ஏன் பதினைந்து முறை கொள்ளை அடிச்சே?

திருடன்: ஐயா நான் அவங்க பாமிலி திருடன், எப்புவுமே விஸ்வாசமா இருப்பேன்.

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1:- “ காதலிக்கும் மனைவிக்கும் என்னங்க வித்தியாசம்?”

கவிஞர்:- “ காதலி கரும்பைப்போன்றவள்
மனைவி இரும்பைப்போன்றவள்”

1: – ???

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ஆவி1 :விஷம் குடிச்சி சாக போனேன்..விஷத்துல கலப்படம் பிழைச்சிக்கிட்டேன்..

ஆவி2 :அப்புறம் எப்படி செத்த?

ஆவி1 :காப்பாத்த மருந்து கொடுத்தாங்க..மருந்துல கலப்படம் செத்துட்டேன்..

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டீச்சர்: நாம் பேசும் மொழியை ஏன் தாய் மொழி என்று சொல்கிறோம் ?

மாணவி : எப்போதும் அம்மாக்கள் பேசுவதாலேயும், அந்த வாய்ப்பு அப்பாக்களுக்கு குறைவாக கிடைப்பாதலேயும், நாம் பேசும் மொழி தாய் மொழி என்று அறியப்படுகிறது.

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டாக்டர்-“ஆபரேஷன் முடிந்து நீங்க நடந்தே வீட்டுக்குப் போகலாம்.”

நோயாளி -“ஆட்டோவுக்குக் கூடக் காசு இருக்காதா டாக்டர்?”

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பையன்-அம்மா எதிர் வீட்டு ஆண்டி பேரு என்னம்மா?

அம்மா-விமலாடா..

பையன்-அப்பாவிக்கு இது கூட தெரிய மாட்டேதுங்கும்மா அந்த ஆண்டிய “டார்லிங்”னு கூப்பிடுறார்.

‪#‎செத்தான்டா_சேகரு‬

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”இந்த ஒரு கீரைக்கட்டை ஐந்து ரூபாய்னு சொல்றீயே ,நேற்றுக்கூட இரண்டு ரூபாய்னு தானே சொன்னே ?”

”இப்பவும் ஒண்ணும் மோசம் போயிடலே.. .அந்த கீரைக்கட்டு இப்பவும் இருக்கு ,ஒரு ரூபாய்க்கே தர்றேன் ,வாங்கிகிறீங்களா ?

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வாத்தியார்-டேய் முட்டாளுக்கும் அடி முட்டாளுக்கும் என்ன வித்தியாசம்?

மாணவன்-நாங்க எல்லாரும் முட்டாளுங்க சார் நீங்க எங்களை அடிக்கிறதால அடி முட்டாள் சார்

நேத்து உன் மனைவிக்கும், உன் அம்மாவுக்கும் நடந்த சண்டைல, யாருக்கு பின்னாடி நீ நின்ன?”

“போடா நான் பத்திரமா பீரோ பின்னாடி போய் நின்னுக்கிட்டேன்.

How to Get Through Life …With a Smile !!!

How To Get Through Life!

Some simple advice on how to get through life with a smile, because as we all know – it’s how we walk the road that determines how much we enjoy it…

Sleep as much as you can….

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Read books that you enjoy…

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Show some affection.

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Change your looks.

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Above all, be happy, 

Regardless of what
 
 
Your challenges may be…
 
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Have a great life!
 
May your troubles be less,
 
Your blessings more,
 
And may nothing but happiness
 
Come through your door.

 

Source:::::: http://www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Joke of the Day…” Message to Moon…” !!!

I used to be a taxi driver but I had to quit…

I couldn’t stand people talking behind my back.

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When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew, who were walking among the rocks.

The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people:

“What are these guys in the big suits doing?”

One of the astronauts said they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment, the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, “Why certainly!” and told an underling to get a tape recorder. The Navajo elder’s comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he refused to translate.

So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly but also refused to translate the elder’s message to the moon.

Finally, an official government translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing, the translator relayed the message:

“Watch out for these guys! They’ve come to steal your land.”….

SOURCE:::::: http://www.joke a day.com

Natarajan

” You Do not Need Money to be Rich…” Watch This Video clip …

While everyone you meet is fighting his own battle, some people stride ahead of others by winning their battle with integrity. Varun Pruthi spotted, or rather had a serendipitous encounter with the richest man in the world.

This video is special because I’ve always found Varun’s “God sent me for you” videos a bit cheesy; he could have just handed over the money & be with it. The God angle makes the videos difficult to digest. Thankfully, this visually-impaired samosa seller has better clarity on life than most others.

His words, “What I make with my efforts in enough for me.” shows his character & commitment to hard work.

He may not have the riches of the world, but he has a heart of gold.

SOURCE::: http://www.storypick.com and You Tube

Natarajan

Message For the Day…” Understand the Power of Creator…God…”

The cosmos is a magnificent wonder, a source of continuous amazement. It will impress anyone, whoever you are, as a supreme marvel. When an object has to be made, we know it needs someone with skill, intelligence, and power to make it. Without a maker, it is just impossible. Therefore, how could these visible objects — the sun, moon, stars, and constellations— move and behave as they do without a Supreme Creative Designer? Can they exist and function with any ordinary power? No. After observing the creation with such mighty capabilities, intelligent people can easily infer how immeasurable the power of the Maker must be. Not just that, look at the uniqueness and variety in creation! No one thing is the same as another; no one person resembles another. This can only be the sport (leela) of the phenomenon with limitless glory – God! No lesser power could be the source. From the mystery inherent in creation, understand the Creator.

Sathya Sai Baba

” Take a Brisk Walk For 30 Minutes PerDay…EveryDay… Why ? …Read Furher…”

The Health Benefits of Brisk Walking

It’s bizarre to think this, but these days people just don’t walk enough, or even stand, for that matter. It’s easy to let ourselves move from comfortable seat to comfortable seat, from bed to sofa. But the act of walking isn’t just a chore, it’s something our bodies are meant to do. When we do walk, the body benefits in many great ways. You won’t believe how much better it is to go on regular walks.

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SOURCE::::www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

” Photos That Breaks Our Heart …”

 

Kon Mai is just 15 years old. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua

Kon Mai is just 15 years old. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua Source: Supplied

THESE are the photos that will break your heart.

Hidden in the shadows of a bustling city lies a land of filth and utter despair. This is Along Pi, a wasteland just 30 kilometres away from the Cambodian tourist hub of Siem Reap, which is famous for the incredible temples of Angkor Wat.

Near Angkor Wat is an unimaginable wasteland.

Near Angkor Wat is an unimaginable wasteland. Source: Supplied

Every day tonnes of waste are dumped here, forming mountains of toxic compounds and an accompanying stench that is as overpoweringly putrid as it is unimaginable.

Hundreds of poverty-stricken locals are forced to wade through the filth in a bid to find previous recyclable materials such as glass, paper and metal, which they can sell. If they’re lucky, they will make $2 per day.

The garbage generated in Siem Reap has doubled recently. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua

The garbage generated in Siem Reap has doubled recently. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua Source: Supplied

Tragically, many of the workers are children.

They have no money so are forced to work here. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua

They have no money so are forced to work here. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua Source: Supplied

Spanish-born David Rengel visited the dump site to document child labour issues in late 2014, and ended up helping to expose one of the darkest sides of tourism we’ve ever seen.

It’s a wake up call to the world that we must hear before it’s too late.

A truckload of waste arrives at Anlong Pi. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua

A truckload of waste arrives at Anlong Pi. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua Source: Supplied

Mr Rengel said the wasteland has morphed into a voyeuristic tourist stop with guides — a place where dozens snap photos of the unfortunate workers.

Piles of rubbish strewn across the site. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua

Piles of rubbish strewn across the site. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua Source: Supplied

“When I got to the landfill my initial work was focused on child labour but while I was doing my report I saw that tourists began arriving, sometimes in buses and other times in tuc-tucs (Cambodian taxis),” Mr Rengel told news.com.au.

Buses carrying visitors to the site. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua

Buses carrying visitors to the site. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua Source: Supplied

“It was awful … I asked the people who live and work in the dump if it was an isolated case or if it was frequent and they told me that every day tourists arrive to the landfill.”

He said the first to arrive was a bus carrying 20 tourists, who wore masks to prevent breathing in toxic gas from the garbage.

A group of Japanese tourists arrive with their guide. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua

A group of Japanese tourists arrive with their guide. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua Source: Supplied

“They were perfectly aligned and followed their tour guide. They were taking photos of families who work in the landfill but mostly they were looking for children, they wanted to take pictures with them. They gave some candy to the children.”

A tourist poses with children that work in the dump. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua

A tourist poses with children that work in the dump. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua Source: Supplied

Rengel said one tour guide he approached claimed the group were medical students, but he was concerned why they didn’t have any medical instruments with them.

A woman who is working in the landfill demonstrates the use of the hook to tourists. Pict

A woman who is working in the landfill demonstrates the use of the hook to tourists. Picture: David Rengel / AnHuaSource: Supplied

His shock is echoed by the charity Friends-International, which assists marginalised urban children around the world.

It has been working with families at Anlong Pi since 2010, which is describes as “a stinking, dirty and dangerous dumpsite, where the daily detritus of Siem Reap provides a working and living environment for hundreds of people — women, men … and children”.

Viku Tupse, 9, poses with a Mickey face, knowing it will please tourists. Picture: David

Viku Tupse, 9, poses with a Mickey face, knowing it will please tourists. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua Source: Supplied

It has also issued a call for an end to the practice on its website.

“Recently, the staff have noticed many more tourists coming to take photos of the site and hand out food support and money to those who work there. They often come in mini-vans/buses, and as organised tour groups,” they write.

The photos that will break your heart

The stench is overpowering. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua Source: Supplied

“This poses a great risk to our work as families are tempted to bring their children (who would normally be at our preschool/non-formal education or actually in public school) onto the dumpsite to beg.

A group of tourists take photos of local children while they’re resting. Picture: David R

A group of tourists take photos of local children while they’re resting. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua Source: Supplied

“The behaviour of these dumpsite tourists may be well-meaning, but not only does it jeopardise our work it actually harms the children we are trying to help find alternatives for.”

The inhabitants are forced to burn some of the waste. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua

The inhabitants are forced to burn some of the waste. Picture: David Rengel / AnHua Source: Supplied

Ultimately, there are just some places that shouldn’t be on the guidebook.

A child searches through a rubbish bag at the site. Picture: Friends-International

A child searches through a rubbish bag at the site. Picture: Friends-International Source: Supplied

A man takes photos. Picture: Friends-International

A man takes photos. Picture: Friends-International Source: Supplied 

SOURCE:::: http://www.news.com.au

Natarajan