10 English words used only by Indians…..!!!

Because English is such a funny language! 

Close on the heels of the Lake Superior State University that published a list of banned words of 2016, we decided to have our own list of words which should be banned!

Why?

Because these words don’t make any sense, and it is funny to hear you use them.

If you have been using these words, here’s why you must stop using them right away!

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Photograph: Courtesy Ross Rollock/Creative Commons

1. Mother Promise

For ages, you have always used this word without even knowing if it was a legit word, haven’t you?

So we decided to burst your bubble!

While the word ‘promise’ features in the Oxford Dictionary, there’s no mention of ‘mother promise’.

Surprised? Wondering how ‘mother promise’ came into being.

It’s the literal English translation of ‘ma kasam’ or ‘aai shapath’.

The next time you want to stand by something you really mean, try using just ‘promise’.

You don’t really need to drag your mother into everything, do you?

2. Cousin sister and cousin brother

According to the Oxford Dictionary a ‘cousin’ is a child of one’s uncle or aunt.

And Grammar Nazis would insist that the word ‘cousin’ does not need to be followed with words like ‘sister’ or ‘brother’.

Did you know that ‘cousin sister or cousin brother’ are words used only in India.

The right way is just to say ‘cousin’.

Wondering how you’d get to know their gender. Well, that’s what names are for, aren’t they?

3Good name

When Indians meet strangers, why do they ask the question, ‘What’s your GOOD NAME?’

Every parent or grandparent who has named the child, does it with a GOOD intention.

So there’s nothing bad about a name.

The next time you meet a stranger, you could say ‘What’s your name?’

4. Revert back

Now this one’s tricky! Because that’s what you have been writing in e-mails, haven’t you?

Well according to The Free Dictionary ‘revert’ means ‘to reply to someone’.

Why use ‘revert back’ when you can just say ‘revert’?

5.  Rubber

In India the ‘eraser’ is also called ‘rubber’!

But in the rest of the world, ‘rubber’ is a slang for ‘condom’.

Now it makes sense why your relatives and friends in foreign countries complain that people there burst out laughing when they ask for a ‘rubber’ instead of an ‘eraser’.

Wondering what’s the origin of the word?

Eraser is actually a piece of soft rubber used to rub out something written.

6. Picture

When was the last time you mentioned that you were going to ‘watch a ‘picture’?’

No one really knows when ‘picture’ became synonymous with ‘films’ or ‘movies’ in India.

According to the Oxford Dictionary, ‘picture’ means a drawing or painting.

You could say ‘I am going out to watch a movie or film’.

7. Mention not

Isn’t it funny that every time someone thanks an Indian, they quickly turn around and say ‘mention not’.

We are still scratching our heads wondering how the word originated and what it means.

There are plenty of ways you can accept someone’s thanks.

You can use any of the following:

  • You’re welcome.
  • It’s my pleasure.
  • That’s alright.
  • No problem.

8. Pass out

How is it that every Indian graduating from college is passing out?

Confused?

Let’s tell you the difference.

When you are really drunk and become unconscious, you ‘pass out’.

But when you refer to a successful completion of a course or training, you use the word ‘graduate’.

9. Cheatercock

We all have used this word in our childhood.

Once, twice, thrice…we have lost count of the number of times we called someone a ‘cheatercock’!

But ever wondered what does the word mean?

We are still wondering!

According to the Oxford Dictionary, cheater is a person who acts dishonestly in order to gain advantage.

Won’t it be sufficient if we just said ‘cheater’?

10. Would be

How would you introduce your fiance?

Read the following conversation.

Amit: Hello uncle.

Uncle: Hello Amit.

mit: Uncle, I would like to introduce you to my ‘would be’.

Unfortunately Amit doesn’t know that ‘would be’ means nothing.

If you want to introduce your to-be bride then simply use ‘fiance’.

How easy is that!

Source……www.rediff.com

Natarajan

 

” These are the 51 words and phrases we commonly misuse….”

WE’RE all guilty of misusing words and using certain phrases in the wrong context.

Now a linguistics expert from Harvard, Steven Pinker, has written a book designed to help us all out.

In The Sense of Style, Pinker breaks down the 51 most common words and phrases people stuff up, and explains how we should be using them.

Here is the full list, as republished in The Telegraph UK:

1. Adverse means detrimental and does not mean averse or disinclined.

Correct use: “There were adverse effects.” / “I’m not averse to doing that.”

2. Appraise means to ascertain the value of and does not mean to apprise or to inform.

Correct use: “I appraised the jewels.” / “I apprised him of the situation.”

3. As far as means the same as but cannot be used the same way as as for.

Correct use: “As far as the money is concerned …” / “As for the money …”

4. Begs the question means assumes what it should be proving and does not mean raises the question.

5. Bemused means bewildered and does not mean amused.

Correct: “The unnecessarily complex plot left me bemused.” / “The silly comedy amused me.”

6. Cliché is a noun and is not an adjective.

Correct use: “Shakespeare used a lot of clichés.” / “The plot was so clichéd.”

7. Credible means believable and does not mean credulous or gullible.

Correct use: “His sales pitch was not credible.” / “The con man took advantage of credulous people.”

8. Criteria is the plural, not the singular of criterion.

Correct: “These are important criteria.”

9. Data is a plural count noun not a mass noun. Note: “Data is rarely used as a plural today, just as candelabra and agenda long ago ceased to be plurals,” Pinker writes. “But I still like it.”

Correct use: “This datum supports the theory, but many of the other data refute it.”

10. Depreciate means to decrease in value and does not mean to deprecate or to disparage. Correct use: “My car has depreciated a lot over the years.” / “She deprecated his efforts.”

11. Dichotomy means two mutually exclusive alternatives and does not mean difference or discrepancy.

Correct use: “There is a dichotomy between even and odd numbers.” / “There is a discrepancy between what we see and what is really there.”

12. Disinterested means unbiased and does not mean uninterested.

Correct use: “The dispute should be resolved by a disinterested judge.” / “Why are you so uninterested in my story?”

13. Enervate means to sap or to weaken and does not mean to energise.

Correct use: “That was an enervating rush hour commute.” / “That was an energising cappuccino.”

14. Enormity means extreme evil and does not mean enormousness. [Note: It is acceptable to use it to mean a deplorable enormousness.]

15. Flaunt means to show off and does not mean to flout.

Correct use: “She flaunted her abs.” / “She flouted the rules.”

16. Flounder means to flop around ineffectually and does not mean to founder or to sink to the bottom.

17. Fortuitous means coincidental or unplanned and does not mean fortunate.

Correct use: “Running into my old friend was fortuitous.” / “It was fortunate that I had a good amount of savings after losing my job.”

18. Fulsome means unctuous, excessively or insincerely complimentary and does not mean full or copious.

Correct use: “She didn’t believe his fulsome love letter.” / “The bass guitar had a full sound.”

19. Homogeneous is pronounced as homo-genius and “homogenous” is not a word but a corruption of homogenised.

Correct use: “The population was not homogeneous; it was a melting pot.”

20. Hone means to sharpen and does not mean to home in on or to converge upon.

Correct use: “She honed her writing skills.” / “We’re homing in on a solution.”

21. Hotbutton means an emotional, divisive controversy and does not mean a hot topic.

Correct use: “She tried to stay away from the hot button of abortion.” / “Drones are a hot topic in the tech world.”

22. Hung means suspended and does not mean suspended from the neck until dead.

Correct use: “I hung the picture on my wall.” / “The prisoner was hanged.”

23. Intern (verb) means to detain or to imprison and does not mean to inter or to bury.

 

Correct use: “The rebels were interned in the military jail.” / “The king was interred with his jewels.”

24. Ironic means uncannily incongruent and does not mean inconvenient or unfortunate.

Correct use: “It was ironic that I forgot my textbook on human memory.” / “It was unfortunate that I forgot my textbook the night before the quiz.”

25. Irregardless is not a word but a portmanteau of regardless and irrespective. [Note: Pinker acknowledges that certain schools of thought regard “irregardless” as simply non-standard, but he insists it should not even be granted that.]

26. Literally means in actual fact and does not mean figuratively.

Correct use: “I didn’t mean for you to literally run over here.” / “I’d rather die than listen to another one of his lectures — figuratively speaking, of course!”

27. Luxuriant means abundant or florid and does not mean luxurious.

Correct use: “The poet has a luxuriant imagination.” / “The car’s fine leather seats were luxurious.”

28. Meretricious means tawdry or offensively insincere and does not mean meritorious.

Correct use: “We rolled our eyes at the meretricious speech.” / “The city applauded the meritorious mayor.”

29. Mitigate means to alleviate and does not mean to militate or to provide reasons for.

Correct use: “The spray should mitigate the bug problem.” / “Their inconceivable differences will militate against the treaty.”

30. New Age means spiritualistic, holistic and does not mean modern, futuristic.

Correct use: “He is a fan of New Age mindfulness techniques.” / “That TV screen is made from a high-end modern glass.”

31. Noisome means smelly and does not mean noisy.

Correct use: “I covered my nose when I walked past the noisome dump.” / “I covered my ears when I heard the noisy motorcycle speed by.”

32. Nonplussed means stunned, bewildered and does not mean bored, unimpressed.

Correct use: “The market crash left the experts nonplussed.” / “His market pitch left the investors unimpressed.”

33. Opportunism means seizing or exploiting opportunities and does not mean creating or promoting opportunities.

Correct use: “His opportunism brought him to the head of the company.” / “The party ran on promoting economic opportunities for the middle class.”

34. Parameter means a variable and does not mean a boundary condition, a limit.

Correct use: “The forecast is based on parameters like inflation and interest rates.” / “We need to work within budgetary limits.”

35. Phenomena is a plural count noun, not a mass noun.

Correct use: “The phenomenon was intriguing, but it was only one of many phenomena gathered by the telescope.”

36. Politically correct means dogmatically left-liberal and does not mean fashionable, trendy. [Note: Pinker considers its contemporary roots as a pejorative term by American and British conservatives, not its more casual use as meaning inoffensive.]

37. Practicable means easily put into practice and does not mean practical.

Correct use: “His French was practicable in his job, which required frequent trips to Paris.” / “Learning French before taking the job was a practical decision.”

38. Proscribe means to condemn, to forbid and does not mean to prescribe, to recommend, to direct.

Correct use: “The policy proscribed employees from drinking at work.” / “The doctor prescribed an antibiotic.”

39. Protagonist means active character and does not mean proponent.

Correct use: “Vito Corleone was the protagonist in The Godfather.” / “He is a proponent of solar energy.”

40. Refute means to prove to be false and does not mean to allege to be false, to try to refute. [Note: That is, it must be used only in factual cases.]

Correct use: “His work refuted the theory that the Earth was flat.”

41. Reticent means shy, restrained and does not mean reluctant.

Correct use: “He was too reticent to ask her out.” / “When rain threatens, fans are reluctant to buy tickets to the ball game.”

42. Shrunk, sprung, stunk, and sunk are used in the past participle, not the past tense.

Correct use: “I’ve shrunk my shirt.” / “I shrank my shirt.”

43. Simplistic means naively or overly simple and does not mean simple or pleasingly simple.

Correct use: “His simplistic answer suggested he wasn’t familiar with the material.” / “She liked the chair’s simple look.”

44. Staunch means loyal, sturdy and does not mean to stanch a flow.

Correct use: “Her staunch supporters defended her in the press.” / “The nurse was able to stanch the bleeding.”

45. Tortuous means twisting and does not mean torturous.

Correct use: “The road through the forest was tortuous.” / “Watching their terrible acting for two hours was a torturous experience.”

46. Unexceptionable means not worthy of objection and does not mean unexceptional, ordinary.

Correct use: “No one protested her getting the prize, because she was an unexceptionable choice.” / “They protested her getting the prize, because she was an unexceptional choice.”

47. Untenable means indefensible or unsustainable and does not mean painful or unbearable.

Correct use: “Now that all the facts have been revealed, that theory is untenable.” / “Her death brought him unbearable sadness.”

48. Urban legend means an intriguing and widely circulated but false story and does not mean someone who is legendary in a city.

Correct use: “Alligators in the sewers is an urban legend.” / “Al Capone was a legendary gangster in Chicago.”

49. Verbal means in linguistic form and does not mean oral, spoken.

Correct use: “Visual memories last longer than verbal ones.”

50. An effect means an influence. While to effect means to put into effect, to affect means either to influence or to fake.

Correct use: “They had a big effect on my style.” / “The law effected changes at the school.” / “They affected my style.” / “He affected an air of sophistication to impress her parents.”

51. To lie (intransitive: lies, lay, has lain) means to recline; to lay (transitive: lays, laid, has laid) means to set down; to lie (intransitive: lies, lied, has lied) means to fib.

Correct use: “He lies on the couch all day.” / “He lays a book upon the table.” / “He lies about what he does.”

Source…………www. news.com.au

natarajan

” Why Do Many Countries’ Names End in “-stan,” …?

Stan, An, and Ish

Denoting that it is a piece of the earth associated with a particular group of people, the suffix -stan simply means “land of.”

An ancient suffix of Persian origins, for many people, particularly in Central Asia, the addition of –stan to the name of their cultural or ethnic group identifies that a certain place belongs to them, e.g., Kazakhstan is the “land of the Kazakhs.”

-Stan‘s roots go even further back than Persia, however, to the Indo-Iranian element, *stanam, which meant both “place” or even more literally, “where one stands.” This old construction is derived from the even earlier Proto-Indo-European root *sta, which also meant “to stand.”

The use of a suffix to denote “land of” is not unique to -stan, however. In English, we often use –land to identify a nation or place, and familiar words include England, Finland, Greenland, Iceland, Ireland, Netherlands, New Zealand, Poland, and Thailand, as well as Maryland and Newfoundland. Other languages use the convention as well, such as the German Deutschland.

Adding –an at the end of country or place names to identify a person’s heritage or ethnicity also traces its origins back to ancient times, and the Proto-Indo-European root *-no-, which meant “pertaining to.” More recently (but still relatively ancient), in Latin this element gave rise to –anus, as in Rōma ‎(“Rome”) → Rōmānus ‎(“Roman”). Over the years this has in turn morphed into our current ending –an, as in American, Mexican and Romanian. Not exclusive to regional references, we also see this nomenclature in many other words like Christus ‎(“Christ”) → christiānus ‎(“christian”).

In addition, in English, this –an is often modified with the addition of an “i,” such as in the aforementioned Romanian and christian, as well as in things like Brazilian, Canadian and Parisian.
And if you’re wondering, the suffix –ish, as in British, comes from the Proto-Germanic suffix *-iska which meant “of the nativity or country of.” It morphed into the Old English –isc before becoming the modern English, Irish, Spanish, etc.

Source…….www.today i foundout .com

Natarajan

Origin of the Phrase …” Run Amok “….

If like me, you ever found yourself using the phrase “run amok” and began wondering, “What’s an ‘amok’?” look no further, because here’s your answer.

For those not familiar, today the phrase “run amok” (also spelled “amuck”) is often used to describe such things as children making a mess while they run around and play or the like. Classically, though, it more resembled the modern phrase “going postal” or someone who just snaps for various reasons and goes on a murderous rampage, very similar to what is depicted in the Michael Douglas’ film, Falling Down.

One false etymology of “run amok” derives from sailors running a ship aground, literally running the ship into “muck”. This isn’t where the word came from. The English word most directly comes from the Malay “amuck” (also spelled amuk, and amuco) more or less meaning “attacking furiously” or “attacking with uncontrollable rage” or more aptly “homicidal mania”.

Some theorize this Malay word may have Indian origins or be from the name of a group of professional assassins in Malabar, the “Amuco”.  Others theorize that it came from the Malay word “amar”, meaning “fight”, specifically via “Amar-khan”, which was a certain type of warrior.   Yet another theory is that the Malay “amuck” ultimately comes from the Sanskrit “amokshya”, meaning “that cannot be loosed”.

Whatever the case, “amok” first popped up in English around the 16th century, associated with the people of Malaysia and Java, first described in the 1516 text The Book of Duarte Barbosa: An Account of the Countries Bordering on the Indian Ocean and Their Inhabitants]:

There are some of them [the Javanese] who go out into the streets, and kill as many persons as they meet. These are called Amuco.

The phrase “run amok” was partially popularized by Captain James Cook in 1772.  From Cook’s book:

To run amock is to get drunk with opium… to sally forth from the house, kill the person or persons supposed to have injured the Amock, and any other person that attempts to impede his passage…  indiscriminately killing and maiming villagers and animals in a frenzied attack.

In the Malay culture at the time, some believed the state of amok was caused by an evil spirit, “hantu belia”, entering the body of a person, who would then run amok, attacking and attempting to kill anyone they came across, only to recover later and return to normal, if they weren’t killed first.  Because it was thought an evil spirit caused this, rather than the person doing it of their own free will, punishments for someone who ran amok and survived were typically light or even non-existent, with the person sometimes getting off scot-free.

However, usually the person would be killed while running amok and some speculate this was generally the point of doing this as people who ran amok were and are often those who suddenly experience great trauma in their life, like the death of several loved ones or the loss of the ability to provide for themselves or their family.  So basically, the person wants to die, but doesn’t want to commit suicide directly, so goes on a murderous rampage until someone kills them.  Even today, this sort of thing can be seen in the news practically every day where someone is really just attempting “death by cop”, going on a rampage until the police manage to kill them.

Source….www.todayifoundout.com

Natarajan

 

Image of the Day… Mars’ Early Atmosphere…Image Credit NASA

This view combines information from two instruments on NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter

This view combines information from two instruments on NASA’s Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter to map color-coded composition over the shape of the ground in a small portion of the Nili Fossae plains region of Mars’ northern hemisphere.

This site is part of the largest known carbonate-rich deposit on Mars. In the color coding used for this map, green indicates a carbonate-rich composition, brown indicates olivine-rich sands, and purple indicates basaltic composition.

Carbon dioxide from the atmosphere on early Mars reacted with surface rocks to form carbonate, thinning the atmosphere by sequestering the carbon in the rocks.

An analysis of the amount of carbon contained in Nili Fossae plains estimated the total at no more than twice the amount of carbon in the modern atmosphere of Mars, which is mostly carbon dioxide. That is much more than in all other known carbonate on Mars, but far short of enough to explain how Mars could have had a thick enough atmosphere to keep surface water from freezing during a period when rivers were cutting extensive valley networks on the Red Planet. Other possible explanations for the change from an era with rivers to dry modern Mars are being investigated.

This image covers an area approximately 1.4 miles (2.3 kilometers) wide.  A scale bar indicates 500 meters (1,640 feet).  The full extent of the carbonate-containing deposit in the region is at least as large as Delaware and perhaps as large as Arizona.

The color coding is from data acquired by the Compact Reconnaissance Imaging Spectrometer for Mars (CRISM), in observation FRT0000C968 made on Sept. 19, 2008.  The base map showing land shapes is from the High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment (HiRISE) camera. It is one product from HiRISE observation ESP_010351_2020, made July 20, 2013. Other products from that observation are online at http://www.uahirise.org/ESP_032728_2020.

The Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter has been using CRISM, HiRISE and four other instruments to investigate Mars since 2006. The Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, Laurel, Maryland, led the work to build the CRISM instrument and operates CRISM in coordination with an international team of researchers from universities, government and the private sector. HiRISE is operated by the University of Arizona, Tucson, and was built by Ball Aerospace & Technologies Corp., Boulder, Colorado.

NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, a division of the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena, manages the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter Project for NASA’s Science Mission Directorate, Washington. Lockheed Martin Space Systems, Denver, built the orbiter and collaborates with JPL to operate it.

Image credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/JHUAPL/Univ. of Arizona

Source…www.nasa.gov
Natarajan

What is a Kudo , as in ” Kudos to You…” ?

First, it should be noted that “kudos” is not the plural form of “kudo”, so a “kudo” was once technically nothing. However, because so many people in the last century, mainly in the United States, have thought kudos was plural, in some dictionaries today “kudo” is considered a valid word meaning the same thing as kudos (yet another word created via back-formation).

To answer your question, kudos in English means:

1) Praise / Accolades

2) Credit for one’s achievements

The word “kudos” comes from the Greek κῦδος (kudos), meaning “glory” or “fame”.  The “-os” ending in Greek typically indicates a singular noun and is supposed to be pronounced like “-ose”, rather than “-oze”, as many Americans usually pronounce it, “koo-doze”, or as a lot of British people tend to pronounce it “-oss”, “cue-doss”.

The word made its way into English around the late 18th century / early 19th century, meaning pretty much the same thing as it means today.  The first documented instance of the “singular” word “kudo” didn’t pop up until 1926.

Source….www.today i foundout .com

Natarajan

” Do You Know the Meaning of the Word ” Mortgage ” ?…..Read This !!!

The English language has roots in Ancient Greek, Latin, German, French and several more languages. Because of that, the meaning of certain words we use today have come a long way since their origins, tosometimes mean something else completely. This short list shows you some of the more bizarre origins of modern English words, many of which are quite surprising.

The Bizarre Origins of 12 Common Words

Bellwether” refers to a leader or a trendsetter, generally used for a products or stock that serves as an indicator of the state of the market. In old English dialect, “wether” was the name of a castrated ram, and the lead wether in a herd would usually have a bell hung around its neck, helping the herdsman could locate it.

The Bizarre Origins of 12 Common Words

“Arctic” comes from the Greek word “arktos”, meaning “bear”. It refers to the “Great Bear” (also known as the “Big Dipper” or Ursa Major), a constellation that remain in the same place year-round in the northern sky.

The Bizarre Origins of 12 Common Words

Canopy comes from the Greek word for mosquito – “konops”. The Greek referred to a bed or a couch fitted with mosquito netting as a “Kanopeion”, which eventually became “Canopy”.

The Bizarre Origins of 12 Common Words

The flower “Dandelion” got its name from the French “dent de lion” (the tooth of the lion), referring to the shape of the petals.

The Bizarre Origins of 12 Common Words

When you hear the word “Sturdy”, you think of something robust and solid, but in the 14th century, it actually meant “unruly” or “unmanageable.” It is believed to originate from the Latin name for thrush – “turdus”. Thrushes had a tendency to eat leftover fermented grapes in wineries, making them drunk and frenzied. To this day, the French use the term soûl comme une grive, meaning “as drunk as a thrush”…

The Bizarre Origins of 12 Common Words

These days, “Pedigree” is used to refer to lineage or heritage, but it originally was a genealogical diagram (A family tree). French scholars in medieval times thought the connecting lines resembled a stork’s leg – “pied de grue”.

The Bizarre Origins of 12 Common Words

When we hear the word “Henchman”, we often associate it with the nameless guards for the main villain in a Bond movie, but the origin of the word has noble roots. “Hench” comes from the old English word “hengest” (horse), and a henchman would be a knight or a servant who would ride along a nobleman on long journeys.

The Bizarre Origins of 12 Common Words

Not surprisingly, “Mortgage” comes from the French words “mort” (death), and “gage” (pledge) meaning you pledge to pay it until you’re dead…

The Bizarre Origins of 12 Common Words

“Schlong” comes from the Yiddish word for snake – “Shlang”…

The Bizarre Origins of 12 Common Words

In the 19th century, a “sniper” was a man who hunted snipe. Snipes were considered to be the hardest game bird due to their flight speed and constant alertness. This forced hunters to shoot them from a distance, and giving us the modern meaning of the word.

 

The Bizarre Origins of 12 Common Words

Tragedy is an interesting word. It comes from the Greek word “tragoedia” which literally means “goat song”. The exact reason for this peculiar origin is a mystery, but it likely comes from the Ancient Greek actors who wore animal hides during performances of drama and tragedy.

The Bizarre Origins of 12 Common Words

In the 17th century, “Fizzle” meant to break wind without making a noise. Originating from the old English word “fisting” (farting).

The Bizarre Origins of 12 Common Words

Cantaloupe comes from the name “Cantalupo”, a papal estate in Italy where the first melons in Europe were grown. Cantalupo itself comes from the Latin words “Cantare” (to sing) and “Lupo” (wolf) – it’s assumed that the residents Cantalupo would hear the howling of wolves regularly.

A “Sycophant” is a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain advantage. Its origin is quite bizarre – it comes from the Greek “suko” (fig) and “phantes” (a person who shows or reveals something). In Ancient Greece, exporting figs was prohibited by law, and those who would report illegal exporters to the authorities were called “fig revealers”.
H/T: mentalfloss.com / buzzfeed.com

Source….www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

 

” English Language Skill…” Meet Santosh, Founder and Director of Mera English.com …

From Dindigul to Google and Chennai, this entrepreneur has travelled a full circle riding on English

Remember the Rapidex English Speaking Course? It was probably the only thick book in most households around the early 80s. We had one too. With three children studying in an English medium school and a husband who fussed about these things, my mother took refuge in the Rapidex to reach out to her family. Nearly all households have gone through this ‘English Vinglish’ moment sometime or the other.

The book, with editions in Hindi, Urdu, Bangla, Tamil, Gujarati and several other vernacular tongues, guided people to master the Queen’s language in 30 days. Kept in the privacy of the bedroom, away from visitors’ prying eyes, the Rapidex gained public acceptance only after cricketer Kapil Dev endorsed it.

The tryst with English language remains. According to unconfirmed estimates, the number of English-speaking people in India is expected to be somewhere around 10 per cent of its population, which is 125 million people. Thus, it is no surprise that Pustak Mahal, which publishes Rapidex, continues to make money on this bestseller even today.

“Whatever you say, the fact is that the primary reason people aren’t able to convert their education into employability is because their English language skill is very poor. In fact, I would say this skill is more important than a degree. Coming from a small town myself, I can relate to their aspirations when they tell me they want to learn to speak English fluently,” says Santhosh Karnananda, Founder and Director of MeraEnglish.com.

Walk the talk

While growing up in Dindigul, a small town near Madurai in Tamil Nadu, Santhosh would walk four kilometers every day to buy The Hindu with his pocket money because his parents would not indulge him, saying it was a waste of time and money to read English newspapers. “I am the first generation English speaker in my family. Though my parents are educated, they studied in Tamil medium. While I was studying in Dindigul, there was hardly anyone who read English beyond their course books.”

Twenty-seven-year-old Santhosh, who taught himself communicative English primarily through newspapers, has today established himself as a professional trainer and entrepreneur through his website MeraEnglish. The website does not ‘teach’ you English; rather its focus is on providing the correct usage of words. For instance, you may either decide to ‘denounce’ the trend of English craze in India or you could ‘renounce’ your desire to learn the language. The website helps to identify the difference between such similar words and helps visitors grasp their nuances.

Santhosh has trained 40,000 people over 44 institutions primarily in Tamil Nadu. Through his MeraEnglish, a free to read website, MyGRE, and MyGMAT, he trains students and corporates in English usage, building English vocabulary, and communicative English. He has even authored a book, ‘Learn 1000 words in 6 hours’.

 

Speak up

But the irony is while he was growing up in Dindigul he did not have anyone to converse with in English. “I don’t know why, but I always held a fascination towards the English language. When I would attempt to talk to classmates and acquaintances in English, I would be laughed at,” recalls Santhosh. If you are familiar with the small town milieu of Tamil Nadu, it will not come as a surprise that Santhosh was often referred to as ‘Peter’. “This was the name given to anyone who tried to speak in English. People thought I was showing off.”

What kept Santhosh going were the quiz competitions that he had begun to win for his school. “There was always the next competition to look forward to so I did not have much time to brood over the slights and comments made by people.” In the ninth standard, he went on to lead the school and state in an inter-state quiz competition. “The more I won, the more I gained confidence. But having said that, spoken English was still a big problem,” he says.

In Dindigul, those who studied in English medium school appeared for the CBSE examination in the 10th standard. After that, they would move over to the state board because, as Santhosh says, “It is easy to score. For those appearing for engineering or medicine, it was an unspoken rule to follow this trend. And it so happened that all my classmates went to the state board in a different school and I was the only one left behind in class XI in my school.”

This turned out to be the most difficult part of Santhosh’s life. “I still get nightmares recalling those days. But looking back, I feel I could do what I am doing today only because of those two years in my life. I was completely alone. There was no one with whom I could share the lesson plans or clear my doubts besides of course the teachers.” This phase taught him self-reliance which came in handy when he decided to quit Google, and go solo.

Search leads to Google

Yes, Santhosh did achieve the feat of travelling from a lonely existence to the most connected place in the world, Google, riding merely on self-reliance and the burning passion to do something meaningful in his life.

But before Santhosh reached where he is today, he had to walk many a torturous paths. There was pressure from home to conform. To join the state board and try his luck to become an engineer or a doctor. “That is the period that strengthened my resolve to study English on my own. That’s how when I decided to launch MeraEnglish, I did everything for my website, writing content, hiring people, and it was easy because of those two years that I spent on my own.”

In 2002-2003, Internet had not reached places like Dindigul, and the only pastime for students was either play or read. Santhosh did both. He played hard and read voraciously. “I came across the mention of Loyola College in Chennai in ‘India Today’ magazine. I had always dreamt of going there. The only advice I got on how I could get an admission there was, ‘study hard.'” Santhosh scored 85 per cent and secured a seat in Loyola College in Chennai.

From frying pan into fire

If you’ve ever experienced being out of the frying pan and into the fire, you’ll know what Santhosh went through when he entered the portals of this famous college in a big city. “I thought I was alone in Dindigul, coming to Chennai made me feel even more isolated. Making friends became difficult. You had to be good in English to be accepted here. I started hanging around people I thought I could learn from. Because of my knowledge in current affairs, I was able to present a point of view which slowly made me gain acceptance. I started losing my inhibitions, and as people got to know me, I could express myself more. If one does anything repeatedly one improves. And that is what helped me when Google came to the campus,” he says.

Santhosh joined Google as an Account Associate in 2007.

It was the biggest thing to happen to me. The mere fact that I was going to work at Google was enough for me. I did not contemplate much about my role.

Thus towards the end of the second year, Santhosh pondered on the most existential question that all of us confront sometime or the other — what do I want from life? “I wanted to explore my potential.”

One day while returning home from his morning gym session, Santhosh walked into a training class on a whim. It was a campus recruitment training class to coach students how to face interviews and appear for aptitude tests. “I had appeared for GMAT and GRE, and could relate to the students,” he says. The institute offered him an opportunity to take a few classes. After quitting Google, Santhosh freelanced as a trainer for a year and a half. “Though I train people to think rationally, most of my decisions have been irrational.”

Time, a good teacher

Santhosh found his calling in helping people like him achieve professional success. “I travelled extensively across Tamil Nadu and met thousands of young boys and girls like me who were struggling to come out of conformity.” With his savings from Google, Santhosh was able to set up MeraEnglish website in 2012.

“When I started out I did not know how to make money. I only knew how to write content. It was only in 2013, that I started making money.” Today, the MeraEnglish team has 11 trainers and writers with an office and classroom in Chennai.

Despite pressure from family, Santhosh has decided not to marry till he has established his business. “I took my first three-day break after three years when I went to Dindigul to visit my grandparents. My brain constantly thinks how to get the next client. Entrepreneurship is a full-time occupation. You cannot switch off. In 2013, I put on a lot of weight because I was not paying attention to my health or diet. It is relatively easy now, and I have started going to the gym.”

Nonetheless, his entrepreneurial life has taught Santhosh to conquer his short temper. “I used to get angry very easily. I am much calmer now. This has been a huge learning. Despite all the uncertainties, I can handle so much and still have a good night’s sleep and walk into the office the next morning with a smile on my face. Decision making has certainly become better. Initially, I would get fatigued. For some reason, decision making saps a lot of energy,” he says.

In his training sessions, Santhosh guides students to follow their passion and make money too.

 

“I tell them to make irrational decisions. Sometimes the irrational part knows more than the rational part of the brain. But you should not leave it there. Perseverance is very important. I did not know it would take me this long to build. You should hang in there, because people trust you only after some time. As all entrepreneurs know, it gets easier with time.”

Dipti Nair

Source….www.rediff.com

Natarajan

 

Humor…and Message in Pictures…

Words and language, more than anything, are forms of giving meaning to things. Most of what we know and understand is there thanks to language, and because of the way it is spoken or written. That is why, as we learn more languages, we understand more and more about the world. Most of all, without language, would we still have a sense of humor?

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Source….www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

” The Chaos “…A Classic English Poem Illustrating How English Language Became such a Mess!!!

The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité

This is a classic English poem containing about 800 of the worst irregularities in English spelling and pronunciation.Will Snellen wrote a PDF version using the phonetic alphabet. You can hear some of it pronounced mostly correctly by “JimmyJams” in the video The Chaos Of English Pronunciation by Gerard Nolst Trenité on YouTube.

Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
   I will teach you in my verse
   Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.

I will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;
   Tear in eye, your dress you’ll tear;
   Queer, fair seer, hear my prayer.

Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it!
   Just compare heart, hear and heard,
   Dies and diet, lord and word.

Sword and sward, retain and Britain
(Mind the latter how it’s written).
   Made has not the sound of bade,
   Saysaid, paypaid, laid but plaid.

Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as vague and ague,
   But be careful how you speak,
   Say: gush, bush, steak, streak, break, bleak ,

Previous, precious, fuchsia, via
Recipe, pipe, studding-sail, choir;
   Woven, oven, how and low,
   Script, receipt, shoe, poem, toe.

Say, expecting fraud and trickery:
Daughter, laughter and Terpsichore,
   Branch, ranch, measles, topsails, aisles,
   Missiles, similes, reviles.

Wholly, holly, signal, signing,
Same, examining, but mining,
   Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
   Solar, mica, war and far.

From “desire”: desirableadmirable from “admire”,
Lumber, plumber, bier, but brier,
   Topsham, brougham, renown, but known,
   Knowledge, done, lone, gone, none, tone,

One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel.
   Gertrude, German, wind and wind,
   Beau, kind, kindred, queue, mankind,

Tortoise, turquoise, chamois-leather,
Reading, Reading, heathen, heather.
   This phonetic labyrinth
   Gives moss, gross, brook, brooch, ninth, plinth.

Have you ever yet endeavoured
To pronounce revered and severed,
   Demon, lemon, ghoul, foul, soul,
   Peter, petrol and patrol?

Billet does not end like ballet;
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
   Blood and flood are not like food,
   Nor is mould like should and would.

Banquet is not nearly parquet,
Which exactly rhymes with khaki.
   Discount, viscount, load and broad,
   Toward, to forward, to reward,

Ricocheted and crocheting, croquet?
Right! Your pronunciation’s OK.
   Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
   Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Is your r correct in higher?
Keats asserts it rhymes Thalia.
   Hugh, but hug, and hood, but hoot,
   Buoyant, minute, but minute.

Say abscission with precision,
Now: position and transition;
   Would it tally with my rhyme
   If I mentioned paradigm?

Twopence, threepence, tease are easy,
But cease, crease, grease and greasy?
   Cornice, nice, valise, revise,
   Rabies, but lullabies.

Of such puzzling words as nauseous,
Rhyming well with cautious, tortious,
   You’ll envelop lists, I hope,
   In a linen envelope.

Would you like some more? You’ll have it!
Affidavit, David, davit.
   To abjure, to perjure. Sheik
   Does not sound like Czech but ache.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, loch, moustache, eleven.
   We say hallowed, but allowed,
   People, leopard, towed but vowed.

Mark the difference, moreover,
Between mover, plover, Dover.
   Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
   Chalice, but police and lice,

Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
   Petal, penal, and canal,
   Wait, surmise, plait, promise, pal,

Suit, suite, ruin. Circuit, conduit
Rhyme with “shirk it” and “beyond it”,
   But it is not hard to tell
   Why it’s pall, mall, but Pall Mall.

Muscle, muscular, gaol, iron,
Timber, climber, bullion, lion,
   Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
   Senator, spectator, mayor,

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
Has the a of drachm and hammer.
   Pussy, hussy and possess,
   Desert, but desert, address.

Golf, wolf, countenance, lieutenants
Hoist in lieu of flags left pennants.
   Courier, courtier, tomb, bomb, comb,
   Cow, but Cowper, some and home.

Solder, soldier! Blood is thicker“,
Quoth he, “than liqueur or liquor“,
   Making, it is sad but true,
   In bravado, much ado.

Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
   Pilot, pivot, gaunt, but aunt,
   Font, front, wont, want, grand and grant.

Arsenic, specific, scenic,
Relic, rhetoric, hygienic.
   Gooseberry, goose, and close, but close,
   Paradise, rise, rose, and dose.

Say inveigh, neigh, but inveigle,
Make the latter rhyme with eagle.
   Mind! Meandering but mean,
   Valentine and magazine.

And I bet you, dear, a penny,
You say mani-(fold) like many,
   Which is wrong. Say rapier, pier,
   Tier (one who ties), but tier.

Arch, archangel; pray, does erring
Rhyme with herring or with stirring?
   Prison, bison, treasure trove,
   Treason, hover, cover, cove,

Perseverance, severance. Ribald
Rhymes (but piebald doesn’t) with nibbled.
   Phaeton, paean, gnat, ghat, gnaw,
   Lien, psychic, shone, bone, pshaw.

Don’t be down, my own, but rough it,
And distinguish buffet, buffet;
   Brood, stood, roof, rook, school, wool, boon,
   Worcester, Boleyn, to impugn.

Say in sounds correct and sterling
Hearse, hear, hearken, year and yearling.
   Evil, devil, mezzotint,
   Mind the z! (A gentle hint.)

Now you need not pay attention
To such sounds as I don’t mention,
   Sounds like pores, pause, pours and paws,
   Rhyming with the pronoun yours;

Nor are proper names included,
Though I often heard, as you did,
   Funny rhymes to unicorn,
   Yes, you know them, Vaughan and Strachan.

No, my maiden, coy and comely,
I don’t want to speak of Cholmondeley.
   No. Yet Froude compared with proud
   Is no better than McLeod.

But mind trivial and vial,
Tripod, menial, denial,
   Troll and trolley, realm and ream,
   Schedule, mischief, schism, and scheme.

Argil, gill, Argyll, gill. Surely
May be made to rhyme with Raleigh,
   But you’re not supposed to say
   Piquet rhymes with sobriquet.

Had this invalid invalid
Worthless documents? How pallid,
   How uncouth he, couchant, looked,
   When for Portsmouth I had booked!

Zeus, Thebes, Thales, Aphrodite,
Paramour, enamoured, flighty,
   Episodes, antipodes,
   Acquiesce, and obsequies.

Please don’t monkey with the geyser,
Don’t peel ‘taters with my razor,
   Rather say in accents pure:
   Nature, stature and mature.

Pious, impious, limb, climb, glumly,
Worsted, worsted, crumbly, dumbly,
   Conquer, conquest, vase, phase, fan,
   Wan, sedan and artisan.

The th will surely trouble you
More than r, ch or w.
   Say then these phonetic gems:
   Thomas, thyme, Theresa, Thames.

Thompson, Chatham, Waltham, Streatham,
There are more but I forget ’em
   Wait! I’ve got it: Anthony,
   Lighten your anxiety.

The archaic word albeit
Does not rhyme with eight-you see it;
   With and forthwith, one has voice,
   One has not, you make your choice.

Shoes, goes, does *. Now first say: finger;
Then say: singer, ginger, linger.
   Real, zeal, mauve, gauze and gauge,
   Marriage, foliage, mirage, age,

Hero, heron, query, very,
Parry, tarry fury, bury,
   Dost, lost, post, and doth, cloth, loth,
   Job, Job, blossom, bosom, oath.

Faugh, oppugnant, keen oppugners,
Bowing, bowing, banjo-tuners
   Holm you know, but noes, canoes,
   Puisne, truism, use, to use?

Though the difference seems little,
We say actual, but victual,
   Seat, sweat, chaste, caste, Leigh, eight, height,
   Put, nut, granite, and unite.

Reefer does not rhyme with deafer,
Feoffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
   Dull, bull, Geoffrey, George, ate, late,
   Hint, pint, senate, but sedate.

Gaelic, Arabic, pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific;
   Tour, but our, dour, succour, four,
   Gas, alas, and Arkansas.

Say manoeuvre, yacht and vomit,
Next omit, which differs from it
   Bona fide, alibi
   Gyrate, dowry and awry.

Sea, idea, guinea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
   Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean,
   Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion with battalion,
   Rally with ally; yea, ye,
   Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, key, quay!

Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, receiver.
   Never guess-it is not safe,
   We say calves, valves, half, but Ralf.

Starry, granary, canary,
Crevice, but device, and eyrie,
   Face, but preface, then grimace,
   Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.

Bass, large, target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, oust, joust, and scour, but scourging;
   Ear, but earn; and ere and tear
   Do not rhyme with here but heir.

Mind the o of off and often
Which may be pronounced as orphan,
   With the sound of saw and sauce;
   Also soft, lost, cloth and cross.

Pudding, puddle, putting. Putting?
Yes: at golf it rhymes with shutting.
   Respite, spite, consent, resent.
   Liable, but Parliament.

Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew, Stephen,
   Monkey, donkey, clerk and jerk,
   Asp, grasp, wasp, demesne, cork, work.

A of valour, vapid vapour,
S of news (compare newspaper),
   G of gibbet, gibbon, gist,
   I of antichrist and grist,

Differ like diverse and divers,
Rivers, strivers, shivers, fivers.
   Once, but nonce, toll, doll, but roll,
   Polish, Polish, poll and poll.

Pronunciation-think of Psyche!-
Is a paling, stout and spiky.
   Won’t it make you lose your wits
   Writing groats and saying “grits”?

It’s a dark abyss or tunnel
Strewn with stones like rowlock, gunwale,
   Islington, and Isle of Wight,
   Housewife, verdict and indict.

Don’t you think so, reader, rather,
Saying lather, bather, father?
   Finally, which rhymes with enough,
   Though, through, bough, cough, hough, sough, tough??

Hiccough has the sound of sup
My advice is: GIVE IT UP!

Notes on The Chaos

“The Chaos” is a poem which demonstrates the irregularity of English spelling and pronunciation, written by Gerard Nolst Trenité (1870-1946), also known under the pseudonym Charivarius. It first appeared in an appendix to the author’s 1920 textbook Drop Your Foreign Accent: engelsche uitspraakoefeningen. (From Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaos

Source….www.bbc.com  and  http://ncf.idallen.com/

Natarajan