Jokes For The Day….

Out in the middle of nowhere a UFO drops out of the sky at a gas station, the aliens not concerned go out of the ship. The ship even has the letters UFO emblazoned on the side. While the owner of the station stands speechless, his young employee goes and fills up their tank and even waves as they pull off. After they’re gone the owner looks shocked at his employee. He says, “Do you realize what just happened?”
“Yeah” he replied?”
“Didn’t you see the letters UFO?”
“Yeah” she repeats” and?”
“Do you know what that means?”
“Gee boss, I’ve been working here for 5 years, of course I know what it means,
“Unleaded Fuel Only”

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Mr. Smith and his son Rick were called to Mrs. Liventhal’s classroom.
“Mr. Smith,” said the teacher, “I asked Rick ‘Who shot Abraham Lincoln?’ and he said that he didn’t do it!”
“Well, teacher,” said Smith, “if my kid said he didn’t do it — he didn’t do it!”
Father and son left the school, and on their way home, Smith turned to the boy and asked, “Tell me, son, did you do it?”

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SOURCE:::::jOKE A DAY.COM

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Image of the Day… View Of Earth Over the Far side Of Moon !!!

Extraordinary shot of moon’s far side and Earth, from Chang’e

China’s Chang’e 5 spacecraft rounded the lunar far side earlier this week, on the return leg of its journey to the moon. It’s now safely back on Earth.

View larger. |  Chinese Chang'e 5 test vehicle captured this extraordinary view of Earth over the far side of the moon on  October 28, 2014.

The Chinese Chang’e 5 test vehicle captured this extraordinary view of Earth over the far side of the moon on October 28, 2014. From Earth on this date, the phase of the moon was a waxing crescent. From the moon that day, the Earth was in a waning gibbous phase.

Mare Moscoviense – one of the very few lunar maria on the lunar far side, 277 kilometers / 127 miles wide – is visible in the image near the center of the lunar far side.

Tsiolkovskiy Crater with its dark lava flooded floor – 180 kilometers / 112 miles wide – is visible to the lower left on the far side of the moon.

The Chinese Chang’e 5 spacecraft, which is testing lunar sample return technology, has rounded the lunar far side and is now on the return leg of its journey to the moon. It is landed back on Earth on Friday, October 31, 2014.

Chang'e 5 test vehicle launched October 23, 2014 and successfully returned a test sample return capsule eight days later, on October 31.  Image by Xinhua News via the Planetary Society

Bottom line: As it prepared to leave the moon and return to Earth, the Chinese Chang’e 5 spacecraft captured this image of the moon’s far side, with Earth in the background.

SOURCE:::::: earthsky.org

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Password…Will There Be One to Unlock Human Emotions !!!

Every now and then people are creating passwords which demand patience, ingenuity and a

bit of jugglery

What is supposed to be intrinsically strong, have different characters, be case-sensitive, kept as a secret and can only have a single owner? Not many guesses for that — it’s a password.

Remember Enid Blyton’s The Secret Seven and their password, meetings and investigation of mysteries. Well, passwords are not passé any more. They are not just for children to have a thrill and a bit of excitement either. In the cyber world it’s the key to unlocking sites and unravelling new worlds. It helps operate your bank account, buy movie tickets, shop from home, plan your travel, and much more….

My own tryst with passwords began the day I opened a GMail account. I’m not tech-savvy, and I have my limitations when it comes to using the personal computer. My profession demanded that I acquire certain computing skills, whereas in my personal life I have to occasionally log in to glean some information or view popular videos, and so on.

I was soon at ease managing my e-mail, and the password was also taken care of. But I was blissfully unaware of privacy settings. My complacency crashed when, after a hiatus of five weeks I tried to log into my account. The message, ‘your password is incorrect’, did not perturb me the least, even though it flashed even after three unsuccessful attempts.

With apprehension and also a cocky sense of confidence I went to the password assistance page, where a series of questions with multiple-choice answers were settled. Yet at the last page, the message, ‘try again’, stared at me.

So for the next three to four days it was me and Google, trying different combinations. What little I remembered of my password proved futile. My heart went out to my unopened inbox.

Panicking, I contacted a few of my students who I knew had an edge over me as far as technology was concerned. Swallowing my pride, I had to confess before them my inability to log in. They patiently heard me out and tried to help me — but to no avail.

Tearfully, I had to come to terms with opening a new account. Sighing over the loss of memorable links, mails and photographs, I decided to give it one last try. Armed with a sheet of paper and pen, I logged into GMail, and with the rule of elimination tried several combinations. That worked, to my utter delight and surprise, and the page magically opened. I quickly reset the password and noted the recovery e-mail id, the secure question and all.

With a sense of relief, I scribbled the new password in the form of various cryptic clues all around the house — the telephone diary, calendar and the notepad. Finally, with a very strong feeling of security and satisfaction, I signed out.

Every now and then people are creating passwords which demand patience, ingenuity and a bit of jugglery. We are cautioned not to use nicknames, birthday or anniversary dates and school or college names, in short not to create anything that might be very familiar or too easy to remember.

The trick, therefore, lies in living out your fantasies, digging deep into mysterious references, a reference known only to you. And so, with a sense of achievement, a password is created. A page solely for passwords is also created, going by the number of them an individual has. Scrolling to the bottom line, since a password is that one vital link to connect to the virtual world, its role cannot be undermined or overlooked.

Yet, one can only wonder if there could be passwords to unlock the human emotions to enter a person’s mind and delete any anger, hatred lurking there, or a universal password whereby we can reach out to people across the globe irrespective of gender, caste, creed or nation. It may not be possible, but who can tell?

nimyvarma@gmail.com 

SOURCE::::Nirmala Varma  in the hindu.com

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Message For the Day…” Childhood is a Very Sacred and Golden Phase in Human Life …”

Today many parents, even those highly educated, are acting without any sense of discrimination – discouraging children from worshipping God and participating in bhajans. They tell them that they would have ample time to think of God, post retirement. This is a grave mistake. You can remember God in old age, only when you practice thinking of Him from early on. Childhood is a very sacred and golden phase in human life – do not misuse it! Gayatri Mantra is the embodiment of Mother Principle. Practice chanting it every day – in the morning, afternoon and evening. When your back is towards the Sun, your shadow will be in front of you. It will fall behind you only when you stand facing the Sun. Similarly illusion (maya), which is like your shadow, will overpower you when you turn your mind away from God. You can easily overcome illusion, when you turn your mind towards God.

Sathya Sai Baba

Incredible Coffee Art…You will Only Look at The Cup !!!….No Question of a Sipping the Coffee !!!

Coffee Foam Art

An Obama to go please!

Image via Imgur.com

 

Incredible Coffee Art

Love in Paris

Image via Pinterest/KansasKellie

 

Incredible Coffee Art

A leap of faith

Image via Pinterest/KD

 

Incredible Coffee Art

Falling in love

Image via Pinterest/theberry.com

 

Coffee Foam Art

A cup of lady

Image via Pinterest

 

Coffee Foam Art

Flower Power

 

Coffee Foam Art

Best of latte art in 3D 

 

Coffee Foam Art

Coffee Bear

Image via Imgur.com

 

Incredible Coffee Art

A tall glass of giraffe

Image via Imgur.com

 

SOURCE::::COOKS.NDTV.COM

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” A Virtual Tea -Stall…chotuchaiwala.com…” !!!

 

From clothes to shoes, televisions to mobile phones, baby products to medicines, everything and anything is available online for purchase at the click of a mouse button. But can anyone (stress on anyone) start selling online? How about chaiwalas? The answer is: why not!

Zepo, an eCommerce platform that has helped 1500+ businesses in India to start selling online, offered Mumbai chaiwalas a fun way to celebrate this new idea through a virtual tea-stall:ChotuChaiwala.com

A cute little initiative that celebrates the spirit of Mumbai with a sip of garam chai.

Because good things should go online.

SOURCE::::www.storypick.com and You Tube

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Laughter the Best Medicine …Jokes for the Weekend !!!

 

A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table.
He walks over to her and says, “Wow, nice legs!”
She is flattered and replies, “You really think so?”
The man says, “Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!” ​

I just ​changed my face book name to ” No one ”
So when I see stupid posts, I click like and it way say ” no one likes this ”

Wife : If I would have been married to a monster, I am sure I would have
felt much better than with you.

Husband : But marriages are not allowed in the same blood relation !

Doctor : You are overweight
Patient : I want another opinion
Doctor : You are ugly too !

A minister, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and
leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before
the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the man
where he had gone.”I went to get a haircut,” was the reply.

“But,” said the minister, “why didn’t you do that before the service?”

“Because,” the gentleman said, “I didn’t need one then.”

 
A short Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver’s license.First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters.
On the bottom row were these letters: ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’

‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked.

‘Read it?’ the Polish guy replied – ‘I know the fellow.’

When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal
gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.

When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law AFTER the criminal
has been arrested, we call him a defense attorney.

A doctor remarked on his patients, ruddy complexion. “I know” the patient said

“It’s high blood pressure, it’s from my family. “Your mother’s side, or father’s side?”
questioned the doctor.

” Neither, my wife’s.”

“What?” the doctor said “that can’t be, how can you get it from your wife’s family?”

“Oh yeah,” the patient responded, “You should meet them sometime!”

A law in Accomac county, USA

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop,
and neither shall proceed until the other has gone

 

Source::::Unknown… Input from a friend of mine

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This 75 Year old ‘Mami’ Has a Cooking App to her Name !!!

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Shobha Warrier in Rediff.com

 

Chitra Viswanathan

 

“I want to preserve all the traditional recipes as people are more interested in Italian and Mexican cuisine these days. I do not want the next generation to forget great dishes that are part of our traditional cuisine.

People think Chitvish (short for Chitra Vishwanathan) is a flashy, smart lady, but no, there is nothing extraordinary about what I do. I am a housewife like any other; I just happen to be interested in technology.

“My entry into the world of the Internet began when I told a lady from Nigeria how to make veppila katti (a spicy chutney powder).”

Meet Chitra Vishwanathan, 75, who talks about her inspiring, self-motivated journey from a home-maker to a culinary expert.

You don’t expect a 75-year-old mami (auntie) to be so tech savvy as to use her iPad to make her points, shoot pictures on her mobile phone when she goes for a walk on the beach, or talk about storing her stuff on the cloud as her hard disk kept failing.

But Chitra Viswanathan is not any 75-year-old mami.

She’s Chitvish, columnist and head of the cookery section of a website, and a well-known food blogger who shares her recipes and culinary expertise on the Internet.

She vehemently denies she is different. “I am just a matronly, grey-haired Mylapore mami who is passionate about cooking.

“People think Chitvish is a flashy, smart lady, but no, there is nothing extraordinary about what I do. I am a housewife like any other, I just happen to be interested in technology. Yeah, I guess my hobby is different.”

She may be modest about it, but there aren’t many mamis who are active on Facebook, who upload pictures of their cooking experiments on the Internet, and have mobile apps named after them.

She welcomed our photographer and I to her home with a baked dish and a sweet drink, saying, “I have made these two for you. Let me know how they taste. Only if you like them will I upload them on my Facebook page. I always try new recipes on guests.”

Needless to say, they were both yummy.

Viswanathan’s love of cooking started when she was a child. Whenever her mother’s side of the family got together in Trivandrum, the ladies did all the cooking.

“Even though I was but a chit of a girl, I used to wait for the stove to be lit so as to join in the fun.

“We only cooked traditional South Indian food at home, and never really partook of any North Indian food. That is why, to this day, I retain a fascination for traditionally cooked South Indian food.”

She moved to Chennai after she got married, in 1960.

“In 1964, cooking gas and the pressure cooker made their way into our lives. I can’t tell you how much easier those innovations made cooking,” she recalls.

When she read an advertisement in the newspapers for a training course in juice and jam making offered by the Government Catering Institute, she decided to join.

“Back then — this is 1964 we’re talking about — going to classes to learn cooking was a new concept. But I’ve always loved to do different things.”

She started making juices, ketchup and jams at home. And whenever she heard of a cookery class, she joined up.

But what opened her horizons was a course in baking.

“Baking was totally alien, not just to me, but to most women in Chennai who were otherwise passionate about cooking.

“We learnt to bake bread, pastries and so many other things in a short span of three months. After that, I was ready to bake anything.”

Each day, after sending the children off to school, she used to rush to the British Council library to pore over recipes for baked dishes from magazines.

Soon after, she got a tin oven from Mumbai and started baking a variety of things for her children.

When I first made all those dishes, I thought I was the most creative person on earth! I still remember this one time I was baking a dish when a cousin walked in and asked, ‘Chitra Akka, what are you making? It smells like a bakery in here.’

“When people say that, I feel so thrilled.”

“I want to preserve all the traditional recipes as people are more interested in Italian and Mexican cuisine these days. I do not want the next generation to forget great dishes that are part of our traditional cuisine — athirasam (a fried donut), kai murukku (a salty snack), the list goes on…” she says.

In 2004, her daughter gifted her a computer and an Internet connection.

“I asked my daughter, am I not a bit too old to learn new things at 65? What if I am not able to learn? She told me that I would be able to, dumped a lot of computing books on me, and headed back home.

“She felt it would help me to explore a new world of baking and cooking. As I generally feel depressed if I fail to learn something, I tried hard to learn to use the computer.”

The broadband connection opened a whole new world, mainly culinary.

“When I searched for traditional recipes of various kuzhambus and koottus, I found that the recipes were all wrong. Every recipe had onion and garlic whereas the traditional ones have neither.

“When I went to Indiatastes.com, a recipe discussion forum, I found that no one had answered a query on how to make poosanika koottu. I answered the query and gave her the proper recipe.

“From the moment I posted it, people started bombarding me with more queries. They understood that somebody who actually knew how to cook had answered.

I still think my entry into the world of the Internet began when I told a lady from Nigeria how to make veppila katti (a spicy chutney powder).”

She came across Indusladies.com, a website started by a woman named Malathi, in the US in 2005. Malathi sent her an e-mail asking her to head the Indusladies cookery section.

Though she was initially hesitant, wondering how she would answer questions on recipes unknown to her, she took up the offer.

Malathi named the column ‘Ask Chitvish’, and thus did Chitra Viswanathan become Chitvish.

“It was a new identity and a new beginning for me. She gave me full freedom to run the column the way I wanted. I covered almost everything that young women wanted to know, from making a meal in a jiffy to elaborate dishes.”

When a Kashmiri woman asked her what kozhukattai (a traditional rice dumpling) looked like, Chitra realised that pictures were an essential part of a recipe column. She bought a camera and started posting pictures of all of the dishes she cooked.

“It was a big challenge for me to upload the pictures from the camera. But in no time, I mastered the art. Google was my teacher, helping me to do these things.”

From posting pictures of recipes, she moved on to ‘step by step’ recipe pictures for newbies!

From cooking, she moved to spirituality.

As she was a senior citizen, many young women started asking her questions of a religious and spiritual nature. That led to another column on many aspects of Indian culture.

Then came the mobile app Ask Chitvish.

Priced at $4 for Android users and $5 for iOS users, the app was a gift from her daughter to her three years ago.

She has uploaded more than 2,300 recipes, with many more to be tested and posted.

She has stored all her recipes in the cloud after she had the unfortunate experience of her hard disk crashing.

She also has a very active Facebook page.

Vishwanathan’s days are jam packed. She spends almost seven to eight hours in front of the computer.

A typical day begins at 6 am and a walk to the kitchen with her iPad and camera.

“I run between the kitchen and my computer, as that’s when people in the USA ask me questions on my Facebook page. If I cook something interesting for my breakfast, I immediately put it up on my page.”

In the evenings she walks down Marina beach. Using her camera phone, she takes candid pictures and puts them up on her Facebook page.

“I even got an award once, from a radio station, for a candid photo I took.”

She connects with readers on Facebook, sharing new recipes and answering their queries.

“Whatever I try, I post on Facebook. After my husband’s death recently, I wanted to make sure I didn’t wallow in loneliness. I have so many ‘cyber-friends’ who consider me a part of their family. I also blog a lot on many aspects of life that take my fancy.”

Her ambition is to now document all the recipes she knows.

“There are hundreds of versions of each recipe. I want to note down for posterity the versions I learnt from my grandmother.”

Now, do you still agree with her when she says she is just a matronly, grey haired ‘Mylapore mami’ who is passionate about cooking?

As we were about to leave, she asked, “Can you think of a better word than ‘passionate’ to express my love for cooking?”

 

SOURCE::::: Shobha Warrier in rediff.com…Photo Credit …Sreeram Selvaraj

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World”s Largest Camel Fair in Pushkar, India…

The famous Pushkar fair, which attracts lakhs of people including foreign tourists, has begun in Ajmer, Rajasthan, with a number of cultural programmes, group dance and camel race attracting lakhs of visitors.

Herders arrive at the cattle fair ground during the Pushkar camel fair. Photograph: PTI Photo

A foreign tourist sits on a camel for photograph during the camel fair in Pushkar on Monday. Photograph: PTI Photo

Many international and domestic tourists throng to Pushkar to witness one of the most colourful and popular fairs in India. Thousands of animals, mainly camels, are brought to the fair to be sold and traded.

Camels quench their thirst at the Pushkar camel fair in Rajasthan. Photograph: PTI Photo

Camel traders wearing turbans rest in a group surrounded by their camels at the pushkar fair in Rajasthan. Photograph: Jitendra Prakash/Reuters

Herders sit near their camels during the pushkar camel Fair. Photograph: PTI Photo

A camel herder walks his camels at Pushkar Fair in Rajasthan. Photograph: Himanshu Sharma/Reuters

A tourists plays with a camel at the camel fair in Pushkar of Rajasthan. Photograph: PTI Photo  
SOURCE:::: Rediff.com
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