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Joke of the Day … ” Don’t Mess with Engineers… ” !!!

November 21, 2014NatarajanLeave a comment

5 Doctors and 5 Engineers are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai.

They gather at Pune Railway Station.

Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI):
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5 Engineers buy only 1 ticket, and 5 doctors buy 5 tickets. doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come

When TC arrives, all 5 Engineers get into one toilet, so when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away.

On the return journey, they don’t get a direct train to Pune, so both group decide to take a passenger train till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a Local Train to Pune.

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI-LONAVALA):
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Doctorss decided, This time, we will prove that we are smarter.

5 doctors buy 1 ticket, Engineers don’t buy any ticket at all ! TC arrives

All doctor IN ONE TOILET.

ALL Engineers IN THE OPPOSITE TOILET.

One Engineer gets out and knocks the door of doctor toilet.

One doctor’s hand comes out with the tickets,

Engineer takes the ticket and enters toilet.

TC drives out all the doctor from the toilet,

And they are heavily fined.

SCENE 3 (LONAVALA):
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Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA Railway Station.

Doctors are planning their move for a last chance, They board the local train to Pune.

This time, doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL doctors take 1 ticket

Engineers buy 5 tickets.

TC Comes. All Engineers show their tickets,

AND Doctors are still searching for toilet in the Local train!!!!!

Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, Don’t mess with Engineers.

SOURCE:::: siliconindia.com

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Who Is Happy… Find Out The Secret .. !!!

November 20, 2014NatarajanLeave a comment

A crow lived in the forest and was absolutely satisfied in life.

But one day he saw a swan. “This swan is so white,” he thought, “and I am so black.

This swan must be the happiest bird in the world.”

He expressed his thoughts to the swan. “Actually,” the swan replied, “I was feeling that I was the happiest bird around until I saw a parrot, which has two colours. I now think the parrot is the happiest bird in creation.”

The crow then approached the parrot. The parrot explained, “I lived a very happy life—until I saw a peacock. I have only two colours, but the
peacock has multiple colours.”

The crow then visited a peacock in the zoo and saw that hundreds of people had gathered to see him.

After the people had left, the crow approached the peacock. “Dear peacock,” the crow said, “you are so beautiful. Every day thousands of people come to see you. When people see me, they immediately shoo me away. I think you are the happiest bird on the planet.”

The peacock replied, “I always thought that I was the most beautiful and happy bird on the planet. But because of my beauty, I am entrapped in this zoo.

I have examined the zoo very carefully, and I have realized that the crow is the only bird not kept in a cage. So for past few days I have been thinking that if I were a crow, I could happily roam everywhere.”

That’s our problem too. We make unnecessary comparison with others and become sad. We don’t value what God has given us. This all leads to the vicious cycle of unhappiness.

Have Life ahead valuing the things God has given us.

Learn the secret of being happy and discard the comparison which leads only to unhappiness.

SOURCE:::: iNPUT from a friend of mine

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Things We all Did as Indian Kids …!!!

November 20, 2014NatarajanLeave a comment

Read on to know what we all did as Indian kids.

1. Rolled on the playground, got dirty in the mud

Cuz mitti mein nai khela toh kya khela.

2. Played hopscotch, chupa chupi

3. We had no prom nights but we had some awesome times dancing in sarvajanik Ganpati and Durga pooja utsav

4. Played galli cricket

Cuz galli was our cricket stadium

5. Watched Shaktiman with all the neighborhood kids on Sundays

and hoped to become Shaktiman as a grown up or meet him some day.

6. Saw Aahat and almost peed in our pants, but saw it anyway

7. Made paper balls and played cricket during recess hours in school

8. Ate baraf ka gola on the last day of the school to welcome summer holidays

9. Played popular pop songs like Made in India and Dooba Dooba rehta hoon loudly

10. Fixed our chappal by tucking in the strap with the help of a twig; every time we played outdoor games

11. Saw “Jalebbiiii” ad and instantly demanded for hot and delicious jalebi

Image source

12. Katti toh katti barah baje batti tu kha matti mein khau ice cream

Say this as soon as you’re angry or annoyed with your friend. And no there was nothing like pinky promise, the above sign meant katti.

13. Rasna rozana utsav was your favorite ad and drink, especially during summer vacation

14. Got excited when the door bell rang so you could open the door like Sweety from Hum Paanch

15. Put those brown covers just a day before the first day of school

To let the feeling sink in. Yes school is starting tomorrow.

16. When electricity went off after sunset, gather around with friends and enjoy the dark time with ghost stories or chupa chupi

These are the things we all did as Indian kids and man how we loved every single minute of it.
Cheers to those times

SOURCE:::: http://www.storypick.com

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Bright and Beautiful…Blooming Home with Colorful Flowers !!!

November 20, 2014NatarajanLeave a comment

This is the blooming marvellous sight of a house completely covered in a rainbow of summer flowers – and it’s been a labour of love for 26 years.

Anne and Robin Strange, who devote every spare hour to their luscious house-garden, say they are still adding to the display almost three decades after they began.

The pair spend hundreds of pounds every year on seeds and plants, nurturing them inside a greenhouse before putting them on display in mid-June.

Colourful: Anne Strange amongst the thousands of rainbow coloured blooms almost covering her house in North Yorkshire

Mrs Strange, 65, said: ‘We were in York one day looking at all the beautiful hanging baskets and we were inspired to create our own.

We have been planting more and more flowers ever since.’

The couple, of Coniston Cold, North Yorkshire, have had an amazing response from motorists who drive past their multicoloured home.

Inspired: Motorists adore looking at the couple’s home

Bright and beautiful: Even back in 1988, left, and in 1980, right, the Strange’s house looked stunning but over the years it’s become even more beautiful

One woman even sends them a gift voucher every Christmas to express her appreciation of the spectacle.

Mrs Strange added: ‘People think its great, we get cards from people we have never even met.’

Mr Strange, 65, who works for Tree Tops Forestry, spends every weekend and evening seeing to the garden.

Dedication: Mr and Mrs Strange spend hundreds of pounds every year planting seeds and nurturing the blooms inside a greenhouse

Mrs Strange said: ‘I dread to think how much money goes on the garden, but it definitely all adds up.

‘It is worth it though, we are both very pleased with what we have created.’

Source:::: EMILY ALLEN in www.dailymail.co.uk

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Cartoon of The Day…!!!

November 20, 2014NatarajanLeave a comment

SOURCE:::: http://www.glasbergen.com

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Message For the Day…” What is Liberation ?..Help Ever , Hurt Never … “

November 20, 2014NatarajanLeave a comment

Do not find faults with others. If you point an accusing finger at someone, remember three fingers are pointing to you. Wear the ornament of Truth to adorn your neck (Sathyam Kantasya Bhushanam). Charity is the true ornament that make your hands beautiful and elegant (Hasthasya Bhushanam Dhanam). Thus you must sanctify each limb of your body by engaging in sacred activities. Your eyes should look at only sacred things. Do you know what an enormous power is latent in your eyes? There are crores of light rays in them. In olden days, people used to invoke the grace of Sun God to have a better vision. When you performSurya-namaskar (worship of Sun God) and invoke His grace, the light rays in your eyes will become more effulgent and inspire you. People aspire to attain liberation. What is liberation? Help ever, hurt never – that is true liberation. To get rid of attachment (moha) is true liberation (moksha).

Sathya Sai Baba

” An Airplane Apartment For Rent …” !!!

November 18, 2014November 18, 2014Natarajan1 Comment

KLM, or the Royal Dutch Airlines, is nothing if not dramatic and after that much controversial and much adorable Sherlock ad, they are back in the news with a bang. This time with an airplane on rent. Listed on vacation rental site, http://www.airbnb.com, the airline has on offer a retired KLM MD-11, white and blue flight and completely refurbished like a plush hotel. Of course, it’s a promotional stunt, but it’s a pretty good one at that.

THIS Might Break The Internet: An Airplane-Apartment You Could Live in For a Day

This is the airline’s shout out to airplane aficionados, who are required to “Pick any date and tell us why and with whom you would like to stay in the Airplane Apartment!”

The winner(s) of this contest will be offered a chance to stay in the airplane apartment in all its glory for a night.

For those wondering – no, the plane is not located in the middle of an exotic island amid sparkling blue water and pink sunrises and sunsets, but is “located right beside the runway of Amsterdam’s bustling Schiphol airport”. But also for the record, the airplane has two bedrooms, eight bathrooms, library, kitchen, WiFi/internet, TV, air conditioning, a gaming console, and home theater with a stock of movies. So go figure.

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This airplane comes with a few house rules which include:

1. No flying. (In case, you were planning on taking off in this airplane apartment.)
2. Don’t use the inflatable emergency slide. (In case, you were planning on imitating Batman.)
3. Smoking is not allowed when the non-smoking sign is on.
4. No marshmallow roasting with the jet engines.
5. Please water the plants and feed the fish. (Yes, please do.)
6. The consumption of alcohol is not allowed. (No drinking and flying. Thanks.)
7. Please treat the plane like you would treat your own plane. (But don’t get too attached. You have to return it the next day.)

Would you like to live in a plane for a day?
!!!

SOURCE::::www.ndtv.com

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Jokes For the Day….” Reason For a Divorce …” !!!

November 18, 2014NatarajanLeave a comment

1) Man standing at ATM machine!
Thief: Get and withdraw all the money and give it to us!
Man: But I do not have ATM!
Thief: Than what are you doing here?
Man: Just to chill myself in their air conditions.

2) World’s three vary innocent faces:
A- Sleeping child.
B- The person who is asking to for give some money!
C- Our Friend who is sitting in front of our parent!

3) When did the king die?
In his last war!

4)What is the main reason of divorce?
Marriage!

5) In which state biggest rives flows?
Liquid!

6) When our Prime Minister birth?
On his Birthday!

7)How will you divide 7 mangoes between 10 people?
By making Mango Shake!

8)In whole year, where maximum ice fall?
In Glass of wine!

9) Wife (Angrily): I just can not believe this! You forgot my birth day! How dare you!
Hubby (in very tempting voice): Darling, how can you expect me to remember this day when you never look any older!
Wife: Really, my love?
Hubby: Yes, Honey… (thinking – Thank God, I recall the dialogue at right time, otherwise, I would have dead today)

SOURCE:::jokes.siliconindia.com

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This 8 Year old Woos Cyber Experts…Meet Reuben Paul !!!

November 15, 2014NatarajanLeave a comment

The Hindu ….US-based Reuben Paul speaking at the Ground Zero Summit in New Delhi. Photo: V Sudershan

He may not be old enough to open a Facebook account, but has a tip or two about how Internet users can protect their content from hackers. This and much more found mention in eight-year-old Reuben Paul’s keynote address on the second day of a summit on cyber security held here.

On Children’s Day, Reuben’s presentation also focussed on online threats faced by millions of children using the Internet across the world. He discussed various aspects like cyber bullying, exposure to undesirable content and falling prey to hacking.

The large audience, which listened to him with rapt attention, was not only exclusively adult but comprised renowned cyber experts and even policy-makers.

Most of them said that Reuben not only impressed them with his repository of knowledge but also his skills and style.

The audience were treated to a display of Reuben’s secondary skills – his deftness of Kung Fu, something he has been learning for a while.

Hailed as a prodigy, Reuben even serves as the CEO of a company that develops Apps which help children learn mathematics, science and, of course, cyber security.

It all began at the age of five, said father Mano Paul – an expert on cyber security himself who travels across the globe delivering lectures on the subject.

Mr. Paul, who hails from Tamil Nadu and was living in Orissa before migrating to the United States nearly a decade ago, said Reuben was drawn to computers instinctively and his sheer inquisitiveness had won him worldwide reputation.

His mother Sangeetha said his aptitude to learn doesn’t stop at computers and Kung Fu.

“He goes for swimming, gymnastics, piano and hockey lessons. He also plans to join cooking and basketball classes from next year,” she said.

So does it affect his grades? “He is an A-lister,” she said, adding that a balance between studies and other activities was maintained by going for one activity per day.

SOURCE:::: SHUBHOMOY SIKDAR in http://www.thehindu.com

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