Joke of the Day…Letter of Apology…!!!

Santosha Sundaran is a university student in Mumbai. The Lecturer ordered him to write an apology letter showing why he did not submit an assignment.
Dear Lecturer,

I am sorry I could not do the homework on time because I was tired after watching television.

Thank you..
The Lecturer warns him to write a formal letter with formal English or reflective of a university student lest he be punished.

This is what Santosha Sundaran wrote

Dear knowledge conduit,
My sovereign persona is thoroughly apologetic for my sordid academic behavioural inactivity or academic hibernation as regards the assignment.

Unfortunately, our smart Samsung HDTV was visually competitive in relation to the assignment, prompting me to fall prey to its seduction to the detriment of the assignment.

Ultimately, my exhaustion directed my nocturnally loyal body to my bed thereby rendering me half dead albeit still breathing in the process.

Best Regards.
Santosha Sundaran

Source….www.jokes.siliconindia.com

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joke for the Day…” How Much for a Season Pass…” !!!

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?”

At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, “How much for a season pass?”

Source….www.joke a day.com

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Message For the Day…” Without Goodness , All other Riches are of no avail…”

Engage yourselves in selfless service. The reward for it will come of its own accord. Do not have any doubts on this score. Whatever you undertake to do, do it with all your heart and to your full satisfaction. That satisfaction will give you all the reward and recompense. It will confer all strength. This is the quality you have to cultivate. Acquire this true wealth. Without goodness, all other riches are of no avail.

Image of the Day… Owls…!!!

Two owls

Looks like screech owls like to snuggle, too

Janet Furlong in Culpeper, Virginia captured this image of two screech owls on May 15, 2015.

A friend, Janet Furlong, posted this photo to EarthSky Facebook. Isn’t it sweet? When we passed the image along on Facebook last week, many noticed that the bark on tree in the lower right also looks like an owl. Seeing recognizable objects or patterns in otherwise random or unrelated objects or patterns is called pareidolia. Read about pareidolia, here.

Source….www.earthsky.org

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The Little Known Genius ….Nikola Tesla ….

Nikola Tesla was a Serbian American inventor, best known for his contributions to the design of the modern alternating current electricity supply system.

Tesla was a great thinker and a visionary and came up several ideas such as radar, radio, light bulb, and X-ray for which he never received credit. The world knows better now, but Tesla was virtually unknown at one point because the American inventor Thomas Edison did his best to obliterate his name with a smear campaign (mostly because he was jealous of him).

This video by ‘Whack’ and ‘Epified’ is a wonderful tribute to the genius of Nikola Tesla.

source…..www.ibnlive.com

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Stunning Images of Planet Earth ….Captured From ISS…!!!

The Dutch physician and European Space Agency astronaut was selected to participate in International Space Station expeditions 30 and 31. Leaving the planet on December 21st 2011 and returning the following July, Andre Kuipers captured some absolutely incredible images of our planet.

Above Earth
400 kilometers above Earth
Astronauts
Australian Outback
The Australian Outback
Sunset From Space
A bizarre interaction between light and the sunset

Andre Kuipers Photo Of Canada
Canada
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A comet as seen from ISS
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Flattened Moon beams
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ISS at MOONLIGHT
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Sahara Desert and the Atlantic Ocean
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The Moonrise
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The ISS Observatories
Sahara Desert By Andre Kuipers
The Sahara Desert and Mauritania
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over the Somalian Desert
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The Soyuz – the apparatus Kuipers used to return to Earth

The Super Moon
The  Super  Moon
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Teachings of Guru Nanak that Make Sense Even Today….

Five centuries after the passing of Guru Nanak, his words still resonate with his followers.  Let’s take a look at 10 of his teachings that make sense to this day.

1. Never forget the poor.

Poverty in India

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This mantra was relevant in 1500 when there was no concept of poverty alleviation, and is just as relevant now, when poverty hasn’t left the world.  When Nanak was 12, his father gave him Rs. 20 to set up a business. Nanak bought food worth Rs. 20 and gave it away. When his father asked him about this investment, Nanak told him it was a “true business”.

Today, a Gurudwara named Sacha Sauda (true business) exists, where Guru Nanak fed the poor.

2. There is one God

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Using religion to segregate people into categories is awful. In the Guru’s own words, “There is neither Hindu nor Muslim.”

On his visit to Hardiwar, he saw people offering the water of the Ganges towards the sun in the east, as an offering to their ancestors in heaven. He began to throw water towards the West. When others ridiculed him, he said: “If Ganges water will reach your ancestors in heaven, why should the water I throw not reach my fields in the Punjab, which are far less distant?

3. Women are equal to men.

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At a time when other Indian religions wanted quiet, demure women in the temple and no women in the mosque, he permitted women to join religious gatherings and openly sing their praises of God.

4. Running away to a forest won’t give you enlightenment.

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“…Remember the essence of religion/ Is meekness and sympathy/ But a life of goodness and purity/ Amid the world’s temptations…” (Guru Nanak)

Maybe one could achieve enlightenment in forests centuries ago, but we’re not capable of that today. And Guru Nanak doesn’t even require you to do that. He believed that living as a householder was better than going away for a divine truth. Nanak himself was a farmer even after achieving enlightenment.

5. These five evils are probably ruining your life.

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a. Ego b. Anger c. Greed d. Attachment and e. Lust.

Most, if not all, suffering of big city life comes from these five evils.

6. Find your own guru

Sikh warrior

You need a mentor to guide you on how to live right. In Guru Nanak’s words, living right is much superior to visiting pilgrimage destinations.

7.  Be selfless.

Sikh langar

The Punjab Golden Temple feeds over a 100,000 people of all religions every single day. Not because there is some divine gain, but because it is a sacred duty. For Nanak, the concept of selfless service was a way of life.

8.  Fight superstition of any kind.

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Nanak devoted his life to attacking formal rituals, caste, and practices that didn’t make any sense. This is the simplest way you can find meaning and purpose in your own life – cutting out the clutter of what society dictates you should do.

9. Simplicity is beautiful.

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It is not hard to practice the tenets of Sikhism. There are only 3!

Vand Chako: Sharing with others
Kirat Karo: Making an honest living
Naam Japna: Remembering God at all time

10. Travel!

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There is much to be gained from your journeys.  At a time when religious leaders never ventured out of their villages, Guru Nanak walked, yes, walked, to Iraq, Ladakh, Tibet and Saudi Arabia!

Source……www.indiatimes.com

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For Fun …Age No Bar…!!!

Couples with a Sense of Adventure

Some senior citizens like to take life slowly, and some don’t realize their age. Having fun should be a lifelong goal. These inspiring couples show us that you’re never too old to go on an adventure and that fun should be a lifelong pursuit. Not only are these images bursting with life, but they are filled with love and a healthy sense of humor.

elderly couples having fun

 

elderly couples having fun

elderly couples having fun

 

elderly couples having fun

 

elderly couples having fun

 

elderly couples having fun

elderly couples having fun

 

elderly couples having fun

 

elderly couples having fun

 

elderly couples having fun

elderly couples having fun

Source….www.ba-bamail.com

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Message For the day…”Your Heart is Your Great Teacher…”

The world is a scriptural text. Time is a great preacher. There is no greater teacher than your heart. God is the greatest friend. With full faith in these four entities, lead your life on this earth. Prema (love) is the natural possession of every human being. It is the fruit of the tree of life. There are certain impediments to taste a fruit. You first have to remove the skin and the rind covering the pulp inside and also cast off the seed. The fruit of love is covered by the thick skin of ego. You have to peel off this skin of ‘mine’ and ‘thine’. Then only you can taste the sweet juice. That is why the Vedas describe God as Raso Vai Saḥ (Supreme Sweet Essence). So develop pure love, and through it establish unity with the Divine. The path of love is the shortest and the fastest road to realise the Divine.  

Sathya Sai Baba