Message for the Day…”Among Sacrifices [yajnas], I am the Repetition of Name(nama-yajnas)”…Lord Krishna in Gita…

Lord Krishna declared in the Gita, “Among sacrifices(yajnas), I am the repetition of the name (nama-yajna).” For curing grief and earning joy, temples where the name of God can be remembered are very essential. Remembering the name (smarana) grants bliss; there is nothing more fruitful, charming or blissful than this activity! Sage Vyasa wondered, “Having the great yet simple name, on the ever available tongue, and the temple where His enchanting image is installed so that people can sing His glory in an exalted voice… why should people hasten toward the gates of hell?” So too, Saint Tulsidas, who lived constantly in the temple and sang of the joy he tasted, lamented, “Alas! When people give up the name and the temple, and seek peace and joy in other places, I am reminded of the foolishness of those who forsake the rich and tasty fare on their plates and beg with outstretched hands for the remains from other’s plates!”

Sathya Sai Baba

Satirical Illustrations Which Show Our Addiction To Technology…!!!

 

Art is often a mirror, reflecting the social issues and problems of the day. With the rise of ubiquitous Internet, smart phones, and other Internet enabled devices, being online all the time is not only possible, it’s the de facto state for many.

This list of satirical illustrations highlight some of the biggest problems with technology addiction. Which one has the strongest message?

 

Let's Play!

Periscope

Satirical Illustrations

Ego

Ego

Crossing The Road

Crossing The Road

Literature

Satirical Illustrations

 

Weirdo On The Subway

Weirdo On The Subway

Islands

Satirical Illustrations

Likeholic

Likeholic

Satirical Illustrations

Zombies

zombies

Confession

Satirical Illustrations

Can’t Escape

Can't Escape

Gossip

Satirical Illustrations

Never Alone

Never alone

Roots

Satirical Illustrations

Owned

Owned

Let’s Take A Photo

Let's take a photo

Jail

Satirical Illustrations

Time

Time

Freedom

Satirical Illustrations

E-king

E-king

 

Jesus Christ

Satirical Illustrations

Fine Dining

Fine Dining

Privacy

Privacy

Satirical Illustrations

Apple Watch

Apple Watch

Then And Now

then and now

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Natarajan

” Never underestimate your Mother …” !!!

Never underestimate Moms!

Things were going exactly as Srinivasan had feared, his Mother would come in from India and crush his American way of life under her strong South Indian influence. For a genetic scientist like Vasu, as Srinivasan was called by his friends, the only kind of order was disorder. So consumed he was by his research that the world and it’s affairs mattered little to him. When his last girlfriend walked out on him, “Find a girl on planet Srinivasan,” she had screamed as she stomped out.

Now Vasu’s Mother had taken over the administration of the planet. It irritated him, this milk at night and chyawanprash every morning. “Have you been wearing the same pair of Jeans for the past three days?” Mother was beginning her morning interrogation.

Vasu stared at the hot idlis in front of him, the chywanprash to follow and the wardrobe interrogation that had begun. Something snapped in his mind. “Mom I love you and I love that you come all the way from India to take care of me but please don’t fuss over me! It irritates me!  And then I cannot work!”

His Mother did not really care if Vasu was upset, “The idlis are getting cold,” was her matter of fact response.

“You don’t really care, do you Mom?”

“I care about you Vasu. The work you do is alright. If you don’t do it, someone else will do it.”
“Mom, I am a genetic scientist. I am working on the evolution of man. Theory of evolution, Charles Darwin, have you heard of him? ” Vasu was exasperated with her unwillingness to understand.

His Mother sat down next to him and smiled, “I know Darwin, Vasu. I also know that what you think he discovered, was old news in India.”

“Yeah sure Mom!” Vasu said with sarcasm.

“Well if you are too smart then listen to this,” his Mother countered.” Have you heard of the Dashavatara ? The ten avataras of Vishnu ?” Vasu nodded. “Then let me tell you what you and Mr. Darwin don’t know.

The first avatara was the Matsya avatara, it means the fish. That is because life began in the water. Is that not right ?” Vasu began to listen with a little more attention..

“Then came the Kurma avatara, which means the tortoise, because life moved from the water to the land. The amphibian. So the Tortoise denoted the evolution from sea to land.

Third was the Varaha avatara, the wild boar, which meant wild animals with not much intellect, you call them the Dinosaurs, correct ?” Vasu nodded wide eyed.

“The fourth avatara was the Narasimha avatars, half man and half animal, the evolution from wild animals to intelligent beings.

Fifth was the Vamana avatara, the midget or the dwarf, who could grow really tall. Do you know why that is so ? Because there were two kinds of humans, Homo Erectus and the Homo Sapiens and Homo Sapiens won that battle.” Vasu could see that his Mother was in full flow and he was stupefied.

“The Sixth avatara was Parshurama, the man who wielded the axe, the man who was a cave and forest dweller. Angry, and not social but the seventh avatara was Ram, the first thinking social being, who laid out the laws of society and the basis of all relationships.

The eighth avatara was Krishna, the statesman, the politician, the lover who played the game of the society and taught how to live and thrive in the social structure.

The Ninth avatara,was Balarama the man who rose from Narasimha and found man’s true nature.

And finally, my boy, will come Kalki, the man you are working on. The man who will be genetically supreme.”

The last Avatar is yet to appear, and in many versions of the mythology, the ninth incarnation is mentioned as Lord Buddha. But this is a much later addition done at a time when the concept of Dashavatara was already fully developed.

Vasu looked at his Mother speechless. “This is amazing Mom, how did you.. This makes sense !”

“Yes it does Vasu ! Now have your chyawanaprash ! ”

source……input from a friend of mine
Natarajan

Jokes for the Day……..” Good Lord …It is Morning….” !

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, “I know what the Bible means!”

His father smiled and replied, “What do you mean, you ‘know’ what the Bible means?

The son replied, “I do know!”
“Okay,” said his father. “What does the Bible mean?”

“That’s easy, Daddy…” the young boy replied excitedly,
It stands for ‘Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'” 
………………….

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible
to her brother in another part of the country.

“Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk.
“Only the Ten Commandments.” answered the lady.
……………………

“Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world.
There are those who wake up in the morning and say,
“Good morning, Lord,”
and there are those who wake up in the morning and say,
“Good Lord, it is morning.”
………………………
A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter.

Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read:
“I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, I’ll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses.”

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note : 
“I’ve circled this block for 10 years. If I don’t give you a ticket I’ll lose my job.
Lead us not into temptation.”

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There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation:
“I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new gym-fellowship hall building program.
The bad news is, it is still out there in your pockets.”

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While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage.
The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign… “Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass.
Caution: Do not step in exhaust.”

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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question,
“Boys and girls, what do we know about God?”

A hand shot up in the air.
“He is an artist!” said the kindergarten boy.

“Really? How do you know?” the teacher asked.
“You know – Our Father, who does art in Heaven… ”

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A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend.
The attendant worked quickly but there were many cars ahead of him.
Finally the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.

“Reverend,” said the young man, “I’m so sorry about the delay.
It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready 
for a long trip.”
The minister chuckled, “I know what you mean.
It is the same in my business.”

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People want the front of the bus,
the back of the church,
and the center of attention.

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Sunday, after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about.

The daughter answered, “Don’t be scared, you’ll get your quilt.”
Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea 
and the Mom asked him what that morning’s Sunday school lesson was about.

He said “Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming.”

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The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.

Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play.

“Here’s a copy of the service,” he said impatiently.
“But, you’ll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances.”

During the service, the minister paused and said, “Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; 
the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up.”

At that moment, the substitute organist played “The Star Spangled Banner.”
And that is how the substitute became the regular organist! 
 source….input from a friend of mine
Natarajan

” மஹா விஷ்ணுவும் , கொசுவும் ஒண்ணு …..” !!!

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ஒரு நாள் மடத்தில் உள்ளவர்களிடம்,” மகா விஷ்ணுவும்

கொசுவும் ஒண்ணு, உனக்குத் தெரியுமா?” என்றார் பெரியவா.

வழக்கம்போல் தானே அந்தப் புதிரையும் விடுவிக்கிறார்.

“விஷ்ணுவின் கையில் சக்கரம் சுற்றிக்கொண்டிருக்கு,கொசுவும்

சக்கரமாய் சுற்றிக்கொண்டுதான் இருக்கு.

கெட்டவர்கள் விஷ்ணுவைப் பார்க்க முடியாமல் ஒதுங்கிக் கொள்வார்கள்.

கண் வலிக்காரர்கள் கொசுவைப் பார்க்க முடியாமல் ஒதுங்கி விடுவார்கள். ச்ருதியிடம் விளையாடுபவர்

விஷ்ணு. [ச்ருதி=வேதம்] ச்ருதி முனையில் ஙொய் என்று கத்திக்கொண்டு விளையாடும் கொசு [ச்ருதி=காது]!”

இந்த சிலேடை சொன்னதுக்குக் காரணம் மடத்தோடு

அவர்கள் இருந்த முகாமில் கொசுத்தொல்லை தாங்க முடியாது.

“அனந்தசயனம் பண்ணும் பெருமாள்தான் கொசுன்னு

நினைச்சுண்டேன்னா, பகவத் ஸ்மரணையோடு தூங்கலாம்!” என்று எல்லோரையும் சமாதானம் செய்வாராம்.

இப்படி எந்தக் கஷ்டத்தையும் நகைச்சுவை ததும்ப சரி செய்துவிடும் அழகையும் பெரியவாளிடம் அனுபவிக்க முடியும்.

ஒரு நீண்ட உபன்யாசம் நடந்து கொண்டிருந்தது. பெரியவாளும் கேட்டார். ஒரு வழியாக உபன்யாசம் முடிந்தது.உடனே பெரியவா”சாக்கு கிடைச்சுதுன்னு நன்னா ரொம்ப நேரம் சொன்னயா?”என்றார்: “நீ ஒக்காந்துண்டிருந்தது ஒரு சாக்குமேலே…அந்த சாக்கைச் சொன்னேன்!” என்று தமாஷ் பண்ணினாராம்

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Natarajan

 

Message for the Day…” Only one who has so filled themselves with love and who lives in the light of that love deserves to be called human.”

Humans are full of love (prema). Their hearts are springs of mercy. They are endowed with true speech. Peace is the characteristic of the mind of humans. It is the innate quality of the mind. Do not search for peace outside. Just as gold and silver lie hidden under the earth, and pearl and coral under the sea, peace and joy lie hidden in the activities of the mind. If you desire to acquire these hidden treasures, dive deep and turn your mental activities inward, you will become full of love. Only one who has so filled themselves with love and who lives in the light of that love deserves to be called human. Those devoid of love are demons and monsters. Within every man, the holy quality of love is ever present, without change. It is one and indivisible. Those saturated with love are incapable of spite, selfishness, injustice, wrong, and misconduc

Sathya Sai Baba

Photos That Prove 2015 Wasn’t The Worst Year After All…!!!

2015 is over, and while many in the media have focused on the negative, readers of Bored Panda know that there were many good things that happened this year. Yes, politicians continue to start new wars, but it’s up to us, regular, everyday people to make the world a better place, and we believe that the stories below prove this to be true.

Entire Neighbourhood Secretly Learns Sign Language To Surprise Deaf Neighbor

Entire Neighbourhood Secretly Learns Sign Language To Surprise Deaf Neighbor

 

Man Buys Turtles From Food Market And Releases Them Back To The Sea

Man Buys Turtles From Food Market And Releases Them Back To The Sea

The Young Guy Sitting Down Was Struggling With His Tie When The Older Gentleman Moved Without Hesitation And Gave Him A Step-By-Step Tutorial

The young guy sitting down was struggling with his tie,

Heart Surgeon Calms Weeping 2-Year-Old Girl Before Heart Operation

Heart Surgeon Calms Weeping 2-Year-Old Girl Before Heart Operation

Turkish Bride & Groom Spend Their Wedding Day Feeding 4,000 Refugees

Turkish Bride & Groom Spend Their Wedding Day Feeding 4,000 Refugees

Donkey Smiles From Ear To Ear After Being Rescued From Flood In Ireland

Donkey Smiles From Ear To Ear After Being Rescued From Flood In Ireland

This Guy Has This Dog, And She Can’t Walk Anymore. So He Takes Her Out For A Walk Every Day In A Wheelchair

This guy has this dog, and she can't walk anymore. So he takes her out for a walk every day in a wheelchair

When A Student’s Baby Started Crying In Class, This Professor Had The Best Response Ever

When A Students Baby Started Crying In Class, This Professor

Mom Adopts All 4 Of Her Best Friend’s Daughters After She Died Of Brain Cancer

Mom Adopts All 4 Of Her Best Friends Daughters After She Died Of Brain Cancer

This Coffee Shop Lets Stray Dogs Sleep Inside Every Night When The Customers Leave

This Coffee Shop Lets Stray Dogs Sleep Inside Every Night When The Customers Leave

Man Has Heart Attack While Mowing Lawn; Firefighters Finish Mowing Lawn After Saving Him

Man Has Heart Attack While Mowing Lawn; Firefighters Finish Mowing Lawn After Saving Him

These Kids In Canada Tied Coats To Street Poles To Help Homeless Prepare For Winter

These Kids In Canada Tied Coats To Street Poles To Help Homeless Prepare For Winter

Baby Deer Refuses To Leave The Human Who Saved Her Life

Baby Deer Refuses To Leave The Human Who Saved Her Life

Anonymous Spiderman Feeds Homeless At Night, Shows Everyone Can Be A Hero

Anonymous Spiderman Feeds Homeless At Night, Shows Everyone Can Be A Hero

Hungarians Bring Their Shoes To The Budapest Train Station For Arriving Migrants

Hungarians bring their shoes to the Budapest train station for arriving migrants

Soaked Dad Protecting His Schoolboy From Rain Shows What Parenting Is

Soaked Dad Protecting His Schoolboy From Rain Shows What Parenting Is

97-Year-Old Cries Tears Of Joy After She Finally Gets Her High School Diploma

97-Year-Old Cries Tears Of Joy After She Finally Gets Her High School Diploma

This Shop Owner Who Promised To Help Those In Need

This shop owner who promised to help those in need

Quincy’s Been Waiting All Week To Show The Garbage Men His Garbage Truck. But, In The Moment, He Was Overwhelmed In The Presence Of His Heroes

Quincy's been waiting all week to show the garbage men his garbage truck. But, in the moment, he was overwhelmed in the presence of his heroes

Barber Goes Extra Mile To Conquer Autistic Boy’s Fear Of Haircuts

Barber Goes Extra Mile To Conquer Autistic Boys Fear Of Haircuts

This Boy Offering A Bottle Of Water To A Policeman During A Hot Day In Baltimore

This Boy Offering A Bottle Of Water To A Policeman During A Hot Day In Baltimore

Hospital Makes Exception And Allows Couple Married 68 Years To Be Together In Same Room

Hospital Makes Exception And Allows Couple Married 68 Years To Be Together In Same Room

Son With No Arms Spoon-Feeds His Paralyzed Mom Using His Teeth

Son With No Arms Spoon-Feeds His Paralyzed Mom Using His Teeth

103-Year-Old Celebrates Birthday By Dressing Up As Wonder Woman And Volunteering At Senior Center

103-Year-Old Celebrates Birthday By Dressing Up As Wonder Woman And Volunteering At Senior Center

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Message for the Day….” The fog of illusion melts away with the touch of Rays of God’s Grace…”

Temples are invitations and signboards directing people to their Divine home. Temples are intended to instruct people in the art of removing the veil of attachment that lies over their heart. That is why Tyagaraja cried in the temple at Tirupathi, “Remove the veil within me, the veil of pride and hate.” The fog of illusion (maya) melted away with the touch of the rays of grace. Then he sang out describing the image of divine charm in the song, “Sivudavo Madhavudavo”; he drank deep the sweetness of that form. The churning of his heart by the divine formula produced the spark of wisdom(jnana), and it grew into the flame of realisation. On one occasion, Lord Sri Ramachandra spoke thus: “Dawn breaks and dusk falls. With dawn, greed awakes in people; with dusk, lust gets hold of them. Is this to be your goal and way of life? With every passing day, you are nearing one step closer towards the cave of death, missing precious opportunities. Do you ever worry over a wasted day?”

Sathya Sai Baba

Message for the Day….””Cultivate an ounce of pure devotion! That is sufficient for you to be awakened from the delusion…”

Many dull-witted moderns are puzzled at the purpose of all the constructions and conditions, conventions and customs that revolve around the temple. They cannot grasp the significance of any answer because it is beyond their limited understanding. A patient suffering from high fever will find even sweet things bitter; so too, those afflicted with the high fever of worldliness can never taste the real sweetness of truth. The fever must subside; then they can appreciate the value of the things of the spirit. Similarly if you deny yourself of the bliss derivable from surrender to the Lord, and run about madly pursuing sacred spots, sages, and holy rivers, how can you be helped? Cultivate an ounce of pure devotion! That is sufficient for you to be awakened from this delusion! Devotion will teach you that you can attain peace only by returning to your own native home, which is God within you. Until then, homesickness will haunt!

Sathya Sai Baba

” Did You Know that You Speak 3 Different Languages….? “

Few people know that when you encounter a problem without a solution, the best way to deal with it is to think about it in another language. When you use another language, your thinking patterns are different to how you contemplate problems in your mother tongue. But whatever your mother tongue is, think about it as three separate languages: The way you speak when you’re positive, negative, and neutral.

Whenever you’re in one of these states of mind, your thinking and speaking patterns differ. This led experts to name these three language variations Positivese, Negativese, and Neutralese. These all have their time and place, but do you know when to use each one? Here are eight tips that’ll teach you when to use which language.

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1. Acknowledge That You Speak in 3 Languages

Just like everyone else, your vocabulary is different when you’re praising someone, criticizing them, or are ambivalent towards them. Acknowledge that you react differently in every situation, and use different vocabulary to convey messages depending on the situation. We all do this subconsciously, but try to be aware when it’s happening. Once you understand that the language you use affects your decisions or the message you try to convey to others, you’ll be able to adjust it to work for you.

2. Don’t Try to Ignore the Negativese

People might tell you that being negative is a bad thing, and only dishonest people will claim they don’t have an ounce of negativity in them. These people will tell you that if you practice enough, you’ll stop being negative, and that this is what you’re supposed to do, because there’s no reason to stay in that state of mind. This attitude is flawed because it is impossible to completely avoid negative feelings. We all experience them and at times they can even be useful. The question is not whether you allow negativity into your life, but rather when and why.

Many a time you think you’re being neutral, but still express negative emotions. This usually happens by saying things like “I don’t mean to be negative, but…”, as if by declaring you’re not being negative you convince yourself that is how you really feel. When you avoid negative feelings and negative language, you end up lying to yourself – a prime example of not knowing what language you’re truly speaking.

Accept negative emotions and don’t suppress them, because you have to be in touch with your emotions to be able to convey a specific message. No matter how you phrase it, whatever you have to say will be negative, so at least be honest with yourself.

3. Don’t Pretend You’re Neutral When You Aren’t

People often pretend that they’re neutral observers, and this is easy to understand. Being objective gives you power – lawyers are paid to take one side or the other, while judges are impartial, and that’s why they have the final say in  legal matters. Pretending to be neutral makes you feel like you get the final say in a matter, but you’re not a judge or jury, and the person you’re talking to is not (usually) a lawyer. They’re not paid to side one way or another. If you support your own argument sensibly, the other person should be inclined to listen to it, whether they agree with it or not.

4. Use Neutralese Wisely

As a rule of thumb, when you decide to use neutralese, immediately try change your thinking and speaking into positivese to strengthen your decision, and negativese to rule out alternative options. Once you’ve explored these fields of thought, go back to neutralese.

This is the best way to come to an educated decision that focuses on your aspirations. After weighing up all the alternatives, you’re left with the best choice of action for you.

5. Use the “Carrot and Stick” Method Correctly

When you try to motivate others, you often use the carrot and the stick method – reward and punishment. Both are effective, but they can also backfire. While rewards encourage action, it also encourages complacency. This is why teachers don’t tell their students that they’ll all get A’s by the end of the year. Sure, it can give students the confidence to try without the fear of failing, but they can also think “why try harder? I’m going to succeed anyway.” On the other hand, punishments can deter, paralyze, and even create resentment, which is why teachers also won’t say “I’ll give everyone here, except for the top-5 students an F”. This can cause students to think that “I’m not good enough, so I might as well quit.”

The punishment and reward method can be used to motivate, but it can also have the opposite effect, so be careful when you use it. When you want to reward someone, use positivese, and like any other reward – it should be given after the task has been completed, and done well. If you need to dispense a punishment, use negativese, but only after the fact. Up to that point, use neutral language.

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6. Be Careful Not to Jump Between Positivese and Negativese

When you try and motivate someone, you need to create the correct combination of positive, negative, and neutral languages. If you start with the positive language (“Well done, I see you’ve improved!”) it may lead to complacency. Alternatively, you can try negativese (“This is not as good as what you’ve done before”) but if it leads to fear or resentment, you’ll go back to positivese. If you use this back and forth method with children, telling them they’re doing well, only to then give them a negative response when they become complacent, you’ll confuse them and probably hear “But you said I was doing better”.

Try stick to one approach, both when you’re being positive or negative. If you choose positive reinforcements, continue giving them unless the improvement stops. If that happens, don’t automatically go with the negative approach, but rather stick to the neutral one. If you use the negative approach from the get-go, stick to it and use the neutral approach when the negative is not needed. If you see that after a while your approach isn’t working – it may be time to change it.

 

7. You Build Your Own Maze Walls

Think of life as running through a maze you have been creating. When you try and motivate yourself, negativity appears as the walls that block the way, while positivity is the paths that lead you to your goals. If you can’t decide if your path is the right one, or has a dead end, try being neutral with yourself.

Don’t try think there are no walls, and that you can go wherever you want, because you’ll end up wandering around, lost and confused. There are always paths that are better than the others, to find them, you have to accept the fact that the walls exist and you just need to navigate them correctly.

Sometimes, using negative language to erect walls and push yourself in the right way works, but if you use it too often, you’ll find that you’ve walled off all of your paths and you become stuck. If you’re at that place, feeling stuck, turn to the neutral language. Neutralese will lead you around the maze and give you a better understanding of the path you’re on: “What is it that I truly want to do? Which choices will lead to dead ends? Which path is the one I should be walking?” Once you’ve realized what you want to do and where you wish to go, go back to being positive and let it carry you forward.

8. Get to Know the Vocabulary of Each Language

Any word in neutralese can be translated into positivese or negativese. When you stick to your decisions, in positivese it translates to commitment and perseverance. In negativese it translates to stubbornness and nay-saying. Similarly, changing your mind will translate to “flexibility” in the positive, and “indecisiveness” in the negative language.

The more you understand the volcabulary of each language, the better you can control your decisions. It will make you more resilient to people who try to discourage you with opposing opinions. Once you know your reasons for what it is that you’re doing, you can be at peace with your decisions, but can remain open enough to accept criticism.

As you see, every language is basically comprised of 3 variations, which we all use every day without even being aware of it. Learn to differentiate between the languages you speak when you’re trying to make a decision or trying to influence another person. You may have been doing it for years without realizing it, but now that you have the tools to understand it, you’ll finally be able to achieve your goals.

 

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