Laughter the Best Medicine…” I haven’t added yet …”

An Honest Opinion…

Andy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks her husband – “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t know me, what age would you say I am?”

Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,…

“Judging from your skin, twenty;

your hair, eighteen;

and your figure, twenty five.”

“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying: “WHOA, hold on there sweety…

I haven’t added them up yet!”

 

Source:::::ba-ba mail site

Natarajan

Jack and Jill …with a Positive and Motivational Modification !!!

Jack and  Jill…

 

Jack and Jill  2.0 Version: This is What You Should Teach Your Kids

Screengrab from Chu Chu TV’s YouTube channel

Finally, a nursery rhyme has been revised to keep up with the times. Jack and Jill, that famous nursery rhyme about a boy who broke his crown, has been seemingly upgraded and we think the latest version sounds much better than the one we’ve been teaching kids since forever.

The original goes:

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water,
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.

So basically, we’ve been telling toddlers all over the world, about two children who walk up a hill to fetch water only to fall and roll down with a broken crown and an empty bucket. Ummm… Tumbled and went home to nurse a broken crown? That’s it? Not exactly a happy thing to teach a child now, is it?

This reworked Jack and Jill however tells us how the kids had a strong will even after they fell down and got right back up, determined not to tumble again. And not only did they not fall down this time, they also successfully brought back a full pail of water. A happy, positive ending.

Lesson well taught and hopefully shall be learned as well. Watch the new and improved Jack and Jill here:

 

 

Source::::You Tube and  ndtv.com

Natarajan

Message For the Day…” For a Student , Period of Education is Like Cultivation Season …”

Just as the cultivation season is the most important time for the farmer, the youth is the most important time in the life of a student. The farmer waits for the opportune moment to sow his seeds so that he can reap rich harvest. Time is a very critical element for the success of the crop. During the cultivation season, the farmer does not care about food, water or sleep, and works hard with his entire focus on achieving a good harvest. He believes that a good crop is the only source of all happiness. So too, for the student (Vidhyarthi), the period of their education is like the cultivation season. It is the most important time and is the very basis of their lives. They must dedicate all their time, without worrying even about hunger, thirst and sleep, or loss and gain, and must only focus on building their good character and gaining full and complete knowledge.

Sathya Sai Baba

Joke of the Day…”I Won one hundred Races…”

Two rather old retired racehorses are in a bar getting totally drunk. After about two hours the first racehorse says “You know…. when I was a young racehorse…from one hundred starts, I won (hic) 90 races, got 5 seconds and 5 thirds…. I am without doubt the greatest racehorse that ever lived….blah blah blah…”
In response to this and approximately a half an hour later the second racehorse responded, “Oh yeah…when I was a young racehorse…from one hundred starts, I won (hic) 95 races, got 2 seconds and 3 thirds…. I am the greatest racehorse that ever lived…. blah blah blah…”
Now it was about this time that the bartender (a greyhound) decided that they were drunk enough so he said, “I am sick of you two telling one another how great you are, you are both drunk and I am throwing you out of the bar, but before I do I want to let you know that when I was a young greyhound, from one hundred starts, I won 100 races, no seconds and no thirds.”
The two racehorses were shocked and for 5 minutes sat with their mouths open until the fist racehorse finally said, “Isn’t that amazing (hic)…a talking greyhound!”

Source:::: joke a day.com

Natarajan

Message For the Day…” I am I …This is Your Real Name … “

Bodies are different and names are different, but the indweller or the Self that is present in everyone is one and the same. When you want to call someone, you call him or her by their name. Each one of you has an unique name only for identity purposes; it should not be considered more significant than that. Lord Krishna declared clearly in the Bhagavad Gita that you are the embodiment of the Lord. Do not limit yourself as a mere human being. Let anyone call you by any name. The real truth is, the Self-same Lord is present in you and in everyone. God dwells everywhere (Ishavasyam Idam Sarvam) and in everyone. Hence remember! You do not merely represent the name that you are given, but are truly Divine – “I am I” is your real name! God dwells in all of you (Ishwarah Sarva Bhoothanam). Hence practice the principle, “All are One, Be alike to everyone.”

 

Sathya Sai Baba

” Wedding in Washington…”

 

A golden wedding anniversary had passed silently by and nobody noticed. I allude to that of Rukmini and Rajagopalan, which took place, as I see from the invitation card, on April 29, 1963.

A golden wedding anniversary had passed silently by and nobody noticed. I allude to that of Rukmini and Rajagopalan, which took place, as I see from the invitation card, on April 29, 1963. I am assuming that the couple had a happy married life and were still around to celebrate the 50 anniversary of tying the knot.

What is all this you ask. And what is so unusual about a Tambrahm wedding that happened 51 years ago? Well, in the first place, it took place in Washington, a rather unusual location for those times. And secondly, considering that it took place in an era when media was in its infancy and the Internet was something that the army used, thousands of Tamils followed the build up to the actual event with bated breath all across the world.

Those belonging to that era would have caught my drift. Those who came in later will need explanatory notes and here they are – it was in 1963 that the well-known Tamil writer, humourist and editor of the magazine Dinamani Kadir, Sa Viswanathan (Saavi) embarked on his entirely fictitious account of a Tambrahm wedding in Washington, courtesy the wealthy Mrs. Rockefeller.

The plot in brief is like this – the well-to-do Hopes family based out of New York is extremely close to the Murthy family, whose head works for the UNESCO. From Vasantha, the Murthy daughter, Loretta, the Hopes child, hears about the wonders of India. When Vasantha gets married in Thanjavur, the Hopes come down and participate in a full-length wedding.

Back in the US, the Hopes brief Mrs Rockefeller about the wondrous Tambrahm wedding and she is keen to see one; not by herself but in the company of all her family and friends. She therefore, using the good offices of Murthy, selects a South Indian couple who are to be married in Madras, to come over the US. They are of course accompanied by their respective clans, an assortment of cooks, priests, musicians (Ariyakkudi, Lalgudi and Palghat Mani Iyer) and nagaswaram artistes, countless other service providers and above all, a battalion of Mamis who are brought in to make appalams.

What follows is a grand wedding at R Street, Washington DC. Wielding a facile pen, Saavi created a hilarious account of how a Brahmin wedding is organised, contrasting it with the wonderment of the Americans. As you read it, you also get the feeling that Saavi was laughing at us. The story when serialised, was accompanied by the sketches of veteran Gopulu, making for a big hit. Alliance Publishers later released it as a book, which is still in print.

Washingtonil Tirumanam became a successful play, staged by every sabha in the city. Making his theatrical debut in it was Poornam Viswanathan. The highlight was the audience participating in the traditional procession accompanying the bridegroom, conducted every evening around the venue.

51 years later, Washingtonil Tirumanam remains evergreen – a testimony to Saavi, and our weddings that keep getting bigger.

Joke of the Day…” Yes sir… It is Me…” !!!

Strolling into a bank, the moron presented a check and asked the teller to cash it. The teller informed the woman that she must first identify herself. Pulling a mirror from a purse the woman looked in it and said, “Yes sir-it’s me, all right.”

And how is your customer service”? Asked a skeptical customer to the used car dealer.
“Oh, that’s first class. Anybody who buys a car from us gets a free copy of the latest railroad train schedule !!!!

A man went to a bank and gave them 60 000$ worth of bonds to hold for him and he asked to take out a loan of 1$. The next year he came back to the bank to get his bonds and the accountant asked him “If you have all that money in bonds, why did you need to borrow 1$.” The man replied, “Do you know any other way I can use a safety deposit box for only 7 cents a year?”

Source::::: joke a day.com

Natarajan

Image of the Day…Geologic Map of Mars …

Geologic map of planet Mars

USGS released this cool geologic map of Mars this week, which was prepared for NASA. What to see first? Notice impact craters, in yellow.

View interactive map sheet. | Geologic map of Mars via Denneth Tanaka et.al. 2014

USGS released this geologic map of Mars yesterday (July 14, 2015), which was prepared for NASA. If you click to the map at USGS’ site, and use the tools at the lower right, you can explore Mars. Popular Science has a good explanation of what you’ll be seeing:

All the different colored parts represent areas of crust that were formed at different times and from different processes. For example, the extensive green area near the north pole represents lowland plains formed during the Red Planet’s Hesperian Epoch, about 3.7 billion to 3 billion years ago. Scientists think those northern plains are covered in sediment from what were once Martian rivers and lakes. You can learn more about the green area, or any other colored area, in the extensive key on the right side of the map sheet.

One easy thing to spot are impact craters, which are roundish and marked on the map in bright yellow. Can you find Gale Crater, the site where NASA’s Curiosity rover landed? Gale Crater is just southwest of Elysium Planitia, which is the mostly pink area on the right side of the map.

Explore the larger, interactive map sheet here, from USGS

 

Source:::: Earth sky news site

Natarajan

” Why MH 17 was flying over Eastern Ukraine ? …”

 

The site of the Malaysia Airlines plane crash in eastern Ukraine.The site of the Malaysia Airlines plane crash in eastern Ukraine.

The former head of safety at Qantas has questioned whether Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 should have been flying over the eastern Ukraine given the heightened state of the conflict with Russia.

Ron Bartsch, who now heads international aviation consultancy AvLaw International, said airline network planners had a choice over whether they wanted to fly over dangerous areas or to go around them, even if it would require more fuel.

Mr Bartsch said that while bodies like the International Air Transport Association issued advisories and warnings from time to time, incidents like MH17 “really hit home that it is up to individual airlines to continually monitor and assess the risk on a daily basis”.

Ultimately it was up to the airlines themselves to determine whether potential hazards on their routes were within “an acceptable level of safety”, he said.

Mr Bartsch said there had been instances, such as a volcano eruption in Chile, when Australian airlines had chosen not to fly even though the airspace was declared safe by authorities.

“You can use the analogy of a policeman can’t be there to tell you when to cross the road and when not to,” he said. “It is up to the individual, in the case of airlines, to make that assessment.”

European air traffic control group Eurocontrol said Ukrainian authorities had closed the airspace from the ground level to 32,000 feet but the airspace at 33,000 feet, where MH17 was flying at the time it was shot down, had remained open.

Malaysia Airlines said the usual flight route was earlier declared safe by the International Civil Aviation Organisation. The International Air Transportation Association has stated that the airspace the aircraft was traversing was not subject to restrictions.

However, other airlines had chosen to avoid that airspace. Qantas said none of its flight paths track across the Ukraine and its London to Dubai services flew 400 nautical miles south of the region, having been rerouted several months ago amid the conflict between Russia and Ukraine.

Emirates said it had suspended flights from Dubai to Kiev subject to further notice, but added its flights to and from Europe and the US flew a different route outside the zone where MH17 was shot down. Cathay Pacific confirmed its flights did not fly over the concerned airspace.

Singapore Airlines would not say whether it had been flying over Ukraine until the incident occurred.

“We generally have a number of pre-existing flight paths for our flights to and from the destinations that we are operating to,” a Singapore spokeswoman said. “At this point, we are no longer using Ukrainian airspace and have re-routed all our flights to alternative flight paths that are away from the region.”

Mr Bartsch said deciding not to fly over a conflict zone such as Ukraine, Syria, Israel, Libya or Iraq would come at a commercial cost to an airline, because more fuel would be required at a time of high fuel prices.

“Obviously with airline operations now, they are increasingly commercially competitive,” he said.

“It means that unless they perceive a risk that is sufficient, they are not going to do anything other than the lowest cost route.”

Source:::::

The site of the Malaysia Airlines plane crash in eastern Ukraine.The site of the Malaysia Airlines plane crash in eastern Ukraine.

The former head of safety at Qantas has questioned whether Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 should have been flying over the eastern Ukraine given the heightened state of the conflict with Russia.

Ron Bartsch, who now heads international aviation consultancy AvLaw International, said airline network planners had a choice over whether they wanted to fly over dangerous areas or to go around them, even if it would require more fuel.

Mr Bartsch said that while bodies like the International Air Transport Association issued advisories and warnings from time to time, incidents like MH17 “really hit home that it is up to individual airlines to continually monitor and assess the risk on a daily basis”.

Ultimately it was up to the airlines themselves to determine whether potential hazards on their routes were within “an acceptable level of safety”, he said.

Mr Bartsch said there had been instances, such as a volcano eruption in Chile, when Australian airlines had chosen not to fly even though the airspace was declared safe by authorities.

“You can use the analogy of a policeman can’t be there to tell you when to cross the road and when not to,” he said. “It is up to the individual, in the case of airlines, to make that assessment.”

European air traffic control group Eurocontrol said Ukrainian authorities had closed the airspace from the ground level to 32,000 feet but the airspace at 33,000 feet, where MH17 was flying at the time it was shot down, had remained open.

Malaysia Airlines said the usual flight route was earlier declared safe by the International Civil Aviation Organisation. The International Air Transportation Association has stated that the airspace the aircraft was traversing was not subject to restrictions.

However, other airlines had chosen to avoid that airspace. Qantas said none of its flight paths track across the Ukraine and its London to Dubai services flew 400 nautical miles south of the region, having been rerouted several months ago amid the conflict between Russia and Ukraine.

Emirates said it had suspended flights from Dubai to Kiev subject to further notice, but added its flights to and from Europe and the US flew a different route outside the zone where MH17 was shot down. Cathay Pacific confirmed its flights did not fly over the concerned airspace.

Singapore Airlines would not say whether it had been flying over Ukraine until the incident occurred.

“We generally have a number of pre-existing flight paths for our flights to and from the destinations that we are operating to,” a Singapore spokeswoman said. “At this point, we are no longer using Ukrainian airspace and have re-routed all our flights to alternative flight paths that are away from the region.”

Mr Bartsch said deciding not to fly over a conflict zone such as Ukraine, Syria, Israel, Libya or Iraq would come at a commercial cost to an airline, because more fuel would be required at a time of high fuel prices.

“Obviously with airline operations now, they are increasingly commercially competitive,” he said.

“It means that unless they perceive a risk that is sufficient, they are not going to do anything other than the lowest cost route.”

“I think the problem is if sometimes every other airline is doing it or the majority of airlines are doing it, airlines are drawn into a false sense of comfort, if you like, to think ‘if it is good enough for them, it is good enough for us’.”

Source::::: Jamie Freed in http://m.smh.com.au/business/aviation

Natarajan

” மறைந்து போன வயிற்று வலி…”

போன இடம் தெரியாத வயிற்று வலி…..

காட்டுப்பள்ளி எஸ்டேட் உரிமையாளர் சண்முகசுந்தர முதலியார். அவரது மேனேஜர் கிருஷ்ணானந்தம். இருவரும் மஹாபெரியவாளின் பக்தர்கள்.

1965-ஆம் வருடம் மஹான் தண்டையார்பேட்டையில் முகாமிட்டிருந்தபோது, தாம் காட்டுபள்ளிக்கு விஜயம் செய்வதாக முதலியாரிடம் சொன்னார். முதலியாருக்கு அளவற்ற மகிழ்ச்சி.

கிருஷ்ணானந்தத்தின் மனைவிக்குத் தொடர்ச்சியாக வயிற்று வலி. மஹாபெரியவாளிடம் முறையிட்டுப் பிரசாதம் வாங்கிக் கொடுத்தார். இதற்கிடையில் ஒரு நாள் மஹான் எப்போதோ கிருஷ்ணானந்தம் சொன்னதை நினைவில் கொண்டு,
”உன் மனிவிக்கு சிகிச்சை அளிக்க வேலூர் போவதாகச் சொன்னாயே நாளையே அழைத்துப் போ” என்று புன்சிரிப்போடு, அவரைச் சோதிப்பது போலக் கூறினார்கள்.

அதன்படியே இவரும் தயாராகி, மனைவியை மைலாப்பூரில் ஒரு உறவினர் வீட்டில் தங்க வைத்து அடுத்த நாள் வேலூர் போகத் திட்டமிட்டார்.

ஆனால் நடந்ததோ வேறு. முதலாளியிடமிருந்து மஹாபெரியவா அதே நாளில் காட்டுப் பள்ளிக்கு விஜயம் செய்வதாகத் தகவல் வர, கிருஷ்ணானந்தம் எல்லாம் தெய்வச் செயல் என்று மனைவியுடன் ஊருக்கே திரும்பிவிட்டார். வேலூர் பயணம் தவிர்க்கப்பட்டது. மேலும் எதிர்பாராத விதமாக காட்டுப் பள்ளியிலேயே மஹாபெரியவா சாதுர்மாஸ்ய வியாச பூஜையை செய்யத் திட்டமிட்டார்.

போக்குவரத்து வசதியில்லாமல் படகில் வந்து போகும் கிராமத்திற்கு இப்படி ஒரு வாய்ப்பு கிட்டியதில் எல்லோருக்கும் மகிழ்ச்சி.

மஹான் அங்கேயே நாலரை மாதங்கள் தங்கி, பக்தர்களுக்கு அருள் பாலித்துக் கொண்டிருந்தார்.

முதலியாரின் மேனேஜர் தன் மனைவி படும்பாட்டை மஹானின் முன் முறையிட்டார். மஹான் கிருஷ்ணானந்தத்தின் மனைவியை அங்கே அழைத்து வந்து ஒரு வாரம் தங்கும்படி சொல்ல, மேனேஜரும் அவ்வாறே செய்தார். அவரது மனவி தினமும் குளித்துவிட்டு, பூஜைக்கு சென்றார். வயிற்றுவலி தாங்காமல் அந்தப் பெண்மணியும் கண்களில் நீர் தளும்ப அமர்ந்திருப்பார். கருணாமூர்த்திக்கு இதெல்லாம் தெரியாதா என்ன?

முதலியாரின் மைத்துனரை அழைத்து குளத்தங்கரைக்குப் பக்கத்தில் குளியலறை போன்று தற்காலிக ஏற்பாடாக தென்னக்கீற்றினால் அமைக்கப்பட்டது.

மறுநாள் அந்த அம்மாள் ஸ்நானம் செய்தபின், சுவாசினிகள் பூஜைக்கு அமர்ந்தபோது,

“இந்த அம்மாவை குளியலறைக்கு அழைத்துப் போய் இரு ஸ்டூல்களைப் போட்டு ஒன்றில் உட்காரவைத்து, அபிஷேகத் தீர்த்தத்தை பாதத்தில் படாமல் எல்லா ஜலத்தையும் சிரசில் விடுங்கள் என்றார்” மஹான்.

அபிஷேக தீர்த்தம் உதவியாள் மூலமாக அனுப்பப்பட்டது. சிரசில் நீர் கொட்டும்போது மேனேஜர் மனைவி மெய்மறந்த நிலையில் இருந்தாராம். ஸ்நானம் முடிந்தவுடன் புத்துணர்ச்சி பெற்று வயிற்றுவலி போன இடம் தெரியாமல் வலி நீங்கப் பெற்றவராக வந்தாராம். அதற்குப் பிறகு வயிற்றுவலி அந்த அம்மையாருக்கு வரவே இல்லை.

இப்படிப்பட்ட அதிசயமான அனுபவம் வேறு யாருக்கும் கிட்டியிருக்காது என்று கிருஷ்ணானந்தம் நன்றிப் பெருக்கோடு குறிப்பிடுகிறார்.

மஹாபெரியவாளெனும் மாபெரும் தெய்வம் தன்னை அண்டியவர்களுக்கெல்லாம் அற்புதமான அனுபவங்களை அருளிக் காத்து நிற்கிறார்.

ஜய ஜய சங்கர! ஹர ஹர சங்கர!!

source::: http://www.periva.proboards.com
Natarajan
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