“உங்களுக்கு ஹனுமான் சாலீசா தெரியுமா …? “

ஒரு சிந்தனையாளர் நாம் பெரிதும் போற்றும் காஞ்சி முனிவரைச் சந்தித்தார். முனிவரிடம் பாகிஸ்தானுடன் நடந்துவரும் யுத்தம் பற்றி கூறியவர் மேற்கண்ட ஆபத்துக்களையும் எடுத்துக் கூறியதோடு, காஞ்சி முனிவரிடம் வருத்தத்தோடு ஒரு பெரும் கேள்வியையும் கேட்டார்.

அது என்ன தெரியுமா?

“எவ்வளவோ புண்ணிய ஸ்தலங்கள் இந்த பூமியில்… எத்தனையோ அருளாளர்களும் இந்த பூமியில்.. சகல பாவங்களையும் போக்கிடும் கங்கையும் பாய்ந்து செல்கிறது. மக்களும் பக்தி உணர்வுடன் வாழ்கிறார்கள். இப்படியிருக்க ஏன் இந்த மண்ணே எப்போதும் அடிமைப்படுத்தப்படுகிறது? ஏன் இந்த மக்களே கஷ்டப்படுகிறார்கள்? இதிகாசங்களும் இறவாப் புகழ் பெற்ற காப்பியங்களும் தோன்றிய இந்த மண்ணின்மீது தெய்வத்துக்கு கருணை இல்லையா… இல்லை பகுத்தறிவாளர்கள் கூறுவதுபோல தெய்வமே ஒரு கற்பனையா?’ என்பதுதான் அவர் கேட்ட கேள்வி.

காஞ்சிப் பெரியவரிடம் ஒரு மந்தகாசமான புன்னகை.

எப்பொழுதும் காய்த்த மரமே கல்லடி படும்… அதிலும் இந்த பாரத தேசத்தை ஞானத்துறவி விவேகானந்தர், “இந்த உலகம் என்பது ஒரு வீடானால் அதில் என் பாரத தேசம் ஒரு புனிதமான பூஜையறையைப் போன்றது’ என்றார்.

இந்தப் பூஜையறைக்குள் அருள் இருப்பதுபோலவே அதை சரியாகக் கொண்டாடாவிட்டால் இருள் வந்து சேர்ந்துவிடும். இருள் வந்தால்தான் அருள் ஒளியின் தன்மையை உணரமுடியும்.

நிழலருமை வெய்யிலில் அல்லவா தெரியும்?

இப்படிப்பட்ட சிந்தனைகளால் பெரியவர் முகத்தில் மந்தகாசப் புன்னகை தோன்றியதோ என்னவோ? மிகுந்த வருத்தமுடன் கேள்வி கேட்டவருக்கு அவர் வார்த்தைகளில் பதில் கூறவில்லை.

அவரிடம், “”உங்களுக்கு “அனுமன் சாலீசா’ தெரியுமா?” என்றுதான் கேட்டார். அவரும் “”கேள்விப்பட்டிருக்கிறேன்” என்றார்.

“”அனுமன் ஒரு மாவீரன்… தோல்வியே காணாதவன். பாரதப் போரில் அர்ஜுனன் தேரில் கொடியாகவும் திகழ்ந்தவன். அவன் இந்த பாரத தேசத்தை நிச்சயம் காப்பாற்றுவான். கவலைப்படாதீர்கள்” என்ற மகாபெரியவர், தனது சங்கரமட அமைப்பு மூலமும் அன்பர்கள் உதவியோடும் “அனுமன் சாலீசா’வை லட்சக்கணக்கில் அச்சிட்டார்… அச்சிட்டதை போர்முனைக்கு அனுப்பி ஜவான்கள் கையில் கிடைக்கும்படிச் செய்தார்.

“இதை பாராயணம் செய்யுங்கள். புதிய பலம் தோன்றும். செய்யத் தெரியாதவர்கள் இந்தஅனுமனே உடனிருப்பதாகக் கருதி சட்டைப் பாக்கெட்டில் வைத்துக்கொள்ளுங்கள். யுத்த களத்தில் உங்களுக்கு வெற்றியைத் தவிர வேறு எதுவும் ஏற்படாது’ என்கிற தகவலையும் அனுப்பினார்.

மகாபெரியவரின் நம்பிக்கை துளிகூட வீண்போகவில்லை. அதன்பின் மிக விரைவாக பாகிஸ்தானை ஓடஓட விரட்டியடித்தது பாரதம்.

அதைத் தொடர்ந்து நடந்த பங்களாதேஷ் யுத்தத்திலும் அனுமன் சாலீசா பல ஜவான்களிடம் பெரும்பங்கு வகித்தது.

Source….www.periva.proboards.com

Natarajan

 

 

Message for the Day…” In a Good Friendship,the Heart Must Understand Heart…”

Sathya Sai Baba

In this transient world, wading through joy and grief, people have a sore need of someone of their kind with whom they can communicate their feelings, share their discoveries and depressions, their moments of bliss and sorrow;someone to be by their side while trekking the hard road to truth and peace. However, friendship and friends today are far from the ideal. Friends who can confer real counsel, comfort and consolation are rarely found. If friendship must last then heart must understand heart, heart must be drawn to heart. Friendship must bind two hearts and affect both of them beneficially, whatever be the circumstance – loss or gain, pain or pleasure, good fortune or bad. The bond must survive all the blows of fate and be unaffected by time, place and situation. The trust and honour of each is in the safekeeping of the other.

 

Message for the Day… ” Truth is Divine and Eternal…”

Sathya Sai Baba

To every being born on earth, Truth is the visible manifestation of God. The entire cosmos composed of moving and immovable objects has emerged from Truth, is sustained by Truth and merges in Truth. Truth is Divine and eternal (Sathyam-Jnanam-Anantham Brahma). Hence everyone must revere Truth. Sathya and Dharma (truth and righteousness) will not submit to anyone. Every kind of strength, physical or otherwise, will have to come under their sway. Success follows Sathya and Dharma. Whatever be your scholarship or position, you have to cultivate respect for human values. ProtectSathya and Dharma always. What students and people must safeguard is not merely nations, but Sathya and Dharma. In turn these values will protect the Universe. Educated persons, who in the name of countries are giving up truth and right conduct, are actually undermining the human civilization. It is more vital to cultivate virtues than go after scholarship or other worldly riches and possessions of transient nature.

Why a Government School in Rural Chhattisgarh Can Change the Way Schools Are Run All over India…

Anusuya Jain, the highly dedicated 51-year old headmistress of Government Primary School in Motwada, Chhattisgarh has introduced some great ideas to ensure higher participation and lower lower drop out rates in the school. Here’s more on the success story.

As far as schools go, the Government Primary School in Motwada village in Kanker district, Chhattisgarh, is innovative, unusual, progressive, and inclusive. That’s a whole lot of adjectives to describe a learning institution located in the otherwise violence-affected and poverty-ridden North Bastar region but then the amazing work being done here by Headmistress Anusuya Jain, 51, and two other committed women teachers simply cannot go unnoticed.

From the impeccable, landscaped grounds to the neat and clean building to the cheerful classrooms, the school has indeed created a reputation for being a model institution.

The Government Primary School in Motwada village in Kanker district, Chhattisgarh, brings a wave of fresh change as women teachers and a committed headmistress make learning fun for students here. (Credit: Purusottam Singh Thakur\WFS)

The Government Primary School in Motwada village in Kanker district, Chhattisgarh, brings a wave of fresh change as women teachers and a committed headmistress make learning fun for students here. (Credit: Purusottam Singh Thakur\WFS) –

“And not just the facilities, but the informal environment and interactive lessons encourage local children to come to school regularly, which is a definite change from the usual absenteeism and high drop out rates among government run institutions,” points out Jain proudly.

At the Government Primary School in Motwada, classroom learning certainly takes on a whole new meaning. Instead of the customary chairs and tables, students and teachers sit together on the floor, interact with each other as equals and there is a concerted effort towards making lessons fun and informative for the young ones.

Besides the classes, the modest campus, too, is lively and filled with creative artwork, alphabets, numbers and stories painted on the walls.

“We apply the Multi Grade Multi Level (MGML) teaching method here, which enables children to enjoy their class work and also develop confidence in their abilities. These are small children from the village and to engage directly with them and make them comfortable we sit with them on the floor like their parents do at home,” she explains.

It was in 2007-08 that MGML was introduced on a pilot basis in select government schools in the district with an idea to improve the quality of education and the learning abilities of the children.

Instead of the customary chairs and tables, students and teachers at the Government Primary School in Motwada, sit together on the floor, interact with each other as equals and there is a concerted effort towards making lessons fun and informative for the young ones. (Credit: Purusottam Singh Thakur\WFS)

Instead of the customary chairs and tables, students and teachers at the Government Primary School in Motwada, sit together on the floor, interact with each other as equals and there is a concerted effort towards making lessons fun and informative for the young ones. (Credit: Purusottam Singh Thakur\WFS) –

Under the MGML method, student groups are created as per their existing knowledge and learning capacities and then they are promoted once they master a level.

Although, unfortunately, due to the lack of teaching materials and proper training, this programme has now been discontinued, the school in Motwada, which was one of the first ones to be chosen for the experiment, has been able to continue the good work.

When Jain, a mother of two grown-up sons, had come to Motwada five years back, things were being done quite differently. “Whereas children were coming to school, it was not the inviting and stimulating place it should be. Moreover, there was no involvement of the parents in either the running of the school or what was being taught to their children. A School Management Committee (SMC) was in place but it was inactive,” she recalls.

For starters, Jain decided to do a small survey of the village to gather data, like the number of families, what they did for a living, the educational qualification of the parents, and so on. With the assistance of her colleagues and a few members of the SMC she embarked upon this mission to better understand the mindset of the parents as well as their living conditions.

Her findings were definitely enlightening – no one in the village had studied beyond Class 10 and most of the teenagers and elders were employed as daily wage farm labourers.

But while their day-to-day life was tough, most harboured dreams of a better life for their children. “That attitude and hope is what has brought about the transformation. Right at the onset, I called a meeting of the parents and told them: ‘Do you want your children to become labourers? If not, then you have to pay attention to what your children are doing and play a part in the working of the village school’. The revival of the SMC has given a great boost to our work,” shares Jain.

Truly, the 16-member SMC, of which 14 are women, is functioning in tandem with the school authorities. It’s not uncommon for Committee President Godavari Yadav and her deputy, Sabita Yadav, to drop by the campus to discuss the progress of the children, get an honest feedback from the teachers and even talk about any pertinent administrative issues that may need to be addressed.

Elaborates Godavari, “We have learnt a lot by interacting with Anusuya didi. We have understood the value of good quality education and also know that as parents we need to be involved in the functioning of the school. After all, our cooperation can facilitate the teachers to give our children a better learning experience.”

Apart from that, these days, most mothers, including Godavari and Sabita, are keen on sitting with their children as they do their home assignments.

 Headmistress Anusuya Jain has generously shared her time and tapped into years of experience to ensure that the school delivers on the promise of quality learning and also make Motwada a better place to live. (Credit: Purusottam Singh Thakur\WFS)

Headmistress Anusuya Jain has generously shared her time and tapped into years of experience to ensure that the school delivers on the promise of quality learning and also make Motwada a better place to live. (Credit: Purusottam Singh Thakur\WFS) –

On their part, villagers like Ramkumar Kuldeep are quick to acknowledge her contribution, “Madam has transformed the school and has even enthused our children to work hard and do well. Her dedicated approach is appreciated by everyone in the village.”

“Anusuya didi has motivated us to sit with our kids while they are reading and doing their studies. Even if we don’t really understand what they are saying or writing, our attention eggs them to perform better and we, in turn, learn something new,” says Godavari.

Of course, the synergy between the school and the villagers has gone beyond dealing with matters of education. The SMC and the panchayat members seek Jain’s opinion and advice on tackling other issues as well.

Ramkumar Kuldeep, who is a member of the SMC, reveals, “Everyone is of the unanimous view that Anusuya madam and the other teachers are our well wishers and can provide sound guidance on a variety of issues. Just recently, when there was a proposal before the panchayat to merge Motwada into the Kanker Municipality, we were not sure what this would mean for our the village, whether it was a beneficial move. After we came together and consulted with her we decided to reject the proposal and went confidently to the District Collector. Anusuya madam is always ready to talk to us and share her personal point of view. We can take our personal problems to her, too.”

Be it information on maintaining good health and hygiene or how to support children in their education or learning the right social etiquette, Jain is at hand to show them the way. She vividly recalls how she patiently taught her students the value of cleanliness and the merits of keeping the school grounds neat – something that has had a ripple effect in the entire village.

Today, our campus is green and we have planted a variety of colourful flowers and plants. No one plucks flowers or litters in the garden. Earlier, this was not the case. Parents used to ask their children to pick flowers to offer in the temple. So I decided to tell students to take saplings and plant them at home. Once they had their own flowers they stopped plucking. One has to think of easy, workable solutions instead of dwelling on the problems,” smiles Jain.

The first one to come everyday and the last one to leave, Jain has generously shared her time and tapped into years of experience to ensure that the school delivers on the promise of quality learning and also make Motwada a better place to live.

On their part, villagers like Ramkumar Kuldeep are quick to acknowledge her contribution, “Madam has transformed the school and has even enthused our children to work hard and do well. Her dedicated approach is appreciated by everyone in the village.”

It was a decade ago that the National Council of Educational Research and Training (NCERT) had created a revised National Curriculum Framework (NCF) with the express idea of building a schooling system that would reduce children’s burden and, at the same time, facilitate learning. The Government Primary School in Motwada is among the few schools that have been able to realise this goal.

Written by Purusottam Singh Thakur for Women’s Feature Service (WFS) and republished here in arrangement with WFS

Source….www.thebetterindia.com

Natarajan

Sambhar Vada in Zurich, anyone?….

Haus Hiltl, the world’s oldest vegetarian restaurant in Zurich, Switzerland, is still a sought-after eatery which offers a wide range of Indian dishes from palak paneer to sambhar vada.

Haus Hiltl, the world’s oldest vegetarian restaurant in Zurich, Switzerland, is still a sought-after eatery which offers a wide range of Indian dishes from palak paneer to sambhar vada.

World’s oldest vegetarian restaurant still a hit in Switzerland.

Haus Hiltl, the world’s oldest vegetarian restaurant here, is still a sought-after eatery which offers a wide range of Indian dishes from palak paneer to sambhar vada.

Certified by the Guinness Book of World Records in 2012 for being the oldest continuously operational vegetarian restaurant in the world, it was founded in 1898 by some German immigrants as ‘Vegetarierhem AG’ to popularise vegetarianism as a way of healthy living.

Morarji was a visitor

Former Prime Minister Morarji Desai was among those who visited the restaurant which is located in Zurich’s Sihlstrasse. He had visited the eating joint during an official visit to the country.

“We have customers from all over the world, white to green, I prefer to say. They relish on a vast range of dishes and go back with the taste lingering in their mouth,” Brigitte Hediger, who manages the restaurant on busy weekends, said.

It has become a never-miss eating place for foodies visiting the Swiss city, Ms. Hediger said.

Indian food popular

Once, daughter-in-law of the founder Margarith travelled to New Delhi last century to learn more about vegetarian cuisine for which the country is famed. She learnt a wide variety of mouth-watering dishes in India and introduced them into the menu, which are popular even now.

“We have on our menu a wide variety of dishes, delicacies and health drinks. They range from Indian to Greek, Thai to Lebanese and European to African. We never disappoint our customers and there would always be the dish they are looking for,” Ms. Hediger told PTI.

Established in 1898

The eating point, established in 1898 at a time when the vegetarians were dubbed as “grazers” by most in Europe, did not prove a success until its management was taken over by a tailor Ambrosius Hiltl a few years later.

Hiltl, who suffered from a disease which left him unable to continue as dress-maker, was told by a natural healer that he could get cured if he renounced meat and stuck to a strict vegetarian diet. He practised it and got cured which turned him into a committed convert to vegetarianism.

Hiltl became the restaurant’s manager in 1903 and later bought it with the support of his wife Martha Gneupel. It is now being run by the fourth generation of the Hiltl family.

Never-miss eatery

“I never miss a meal here when I am in Zurich, though I am not a vegetarian myself. I always look for a change and here I get what I am looking for,” said Ivana Quattrina from Geneva while having a plate of assorted Indian fritters.

For Indians looking for home food in Zurich, Hiltl has a wide range of choices. The menu includes a variety of curries, chutney and salads besides sambhar vada, palak paneer, Banana Madras and Indian thali among others.

Source….www.thehindu.com

Natarajan

Message for the Day…” Conditions may Change and Times may alter But Divinity will never Change…”

Sathya Sai Baba

What is seen by your eyes, what moves your mind, what awakens your body and what shapes your entire life is the creation around you. Gopala is well versed in tending the cows, caring for them and nurturing them. The word ‘Go’ refers to cow, earth, sensory organs, heaven, speech, etc. So Gopala can play with you and make you sing. He can move you and all others. He can protect you and make you happy. This is the aspect of Gopala, the Divine Incarnate. The act of creation and the creator are permanent and they go on forever. Conditions may change and times may alter but Divinity will never change. The most important aspect of the Divine(Paramatma) is to look after the cows (His creation), protect them and ultimately ensure they merge in Him. Hence make sincere efforts to promote the divinity that is present in you and enjoy bliss. You should persevere to elevate yourself and never let yourself slip down.

 

President Obama left a moving comment on a ‘Humans of New York’ photo from Iran…

A recent photograph of an Iranian father and his young son posted to the popular “Humans of New York” Facebook page caught the attention of US President Barack Obama.

And on Thursday, Obama — who is presiding over the biggest thaw in US-Iranian relations in decades  — left a comment on the post, saying it “really resonated” with him.

In the original post, the Iranian father wrote about how he knew he was “raising a humanitarian” when he realised his then-5-year-old son had given away two pounds of fresh apricots on their walk home. In his subsequent comment, Obama called it an “inspirational story.”

“One of the most fulfilling things that can happen to you as a parent is to see the values you’ve worked to instill in your kids start to manifest themselves in their actions,” he said. “And this one really resonated with me.”

Obama’s comment from the White House account, signed “-bo,” is below:

Brandon Stanton, the photographer behind “Humans of New York,” is currently travelling in Iran, where he’s been posting the stories of ordinary Iranians. Obama’s comment on the post came a day after he secured enough vote commitments from Democratic senators to ensure that the deal on Iran’s nuclear program would sail through Congress unscathed.

Part of Obama’s gung-ho support for the nuclear deal is the bet that the country’s citizens will lead it down a more moderate path by the time its provisions expire 10-15 years down the road. Obama alluded to this sentiment in his post.

“I’m going to continue doing whatever I can to make this world a place where he and every young person like him can live up to their full potential,” Obama wrote.

The original post is below:

“Today’s his tenth birthday. He’s a very emotional young man. He likes to solve other people’s problems. One time when he was five years old, he came with me to the store and we bought two pounds of fresh apricots. I let him carry the bag home. He walked a little bit behind me the entire way. After awhile, I asked him to hand me an apricot. ‘I can’t,’ he said. ‘I’ve given them all away.’ I knew then that I was raising a humanitarian.”

(Tabriz, Iran)

Source….BRETT LOGIURATO   ….www.businessinsider.com.au and http://www.facebook.com…Humans of Newyork site

Natarajan

” Coffee… The Fuel For You to Start Your Day…” !!!

Some of us just can’t make it through a day without our cup of coffee, and I can’t say it’s hard to see why. People call coffee “the fuel of the modern man” as a joke, but it’s not really too far form the truth. Take a look at any office during the morning hours and the majority of people will be drinking coffee. While I also love tea, there is still much to be said about the benefits and the facts you never knew about coffee:

Your body doesn’t need coffee when you wake up.

coffee facts

We naturally produce a hormone called cortisol which has a very similar effect to caffeine. This hormone is made at certain times of the day based on our circadian rhythm. It’s important to identify the best time to drink your coffee so you can enjoy its maximum efficacy.

Coffee isn’t as dehydrating as people think.

coffee facts

Caffeine was once thought to be a significant diuretic, but it’s really not true unless it’s consumed in large quantities. In fact, studies have shown that urine output isn’t significantly changed when a person drinks a caffeinated drink or a non-caffeinated drink. So as long as you enjoy your coffee in normal amounts, there’s no reason to fear dehydration.

The “powers” of coffee were discovered by goats.

coffee facts

 

According to legend, Ethiopian shepherds were the first to notice the caffeinating effects of coffee. They were herding their goats in the area where the coffee plants grow, and noticed their goats started “dancing” after eating coffee berries.

Coffee can lead to a longer and healthier life.

coffee facts

Coffee has lots of antioxidants that help our body fight chemicals called “free radicals”. Thanks to that, coffee drinkers are at a lower risk of diseases such as Parkinson’s, Type II Diabetes, and certain heart problems. However, coffee drinkers are also more likely to have unhealthy habits such as smoking and drinking alcohol. The study shown above has been adjusted to show what could happen if these other factors weren’t in effect.

Coffee contains important nutrients.

coffee facts

A single cup of coffee contains 11% of the daily recommended amount of vitamin B2, 6% for vitamin B5, 3% of Manganese and Potassium, and much more. As long as you drink good coffee, with no added chemicals or too much sugar, you’re doing your body a favor.

Coffee can help you burn fat.

coffee facts

Studies have proved that caffeine can increase your metabolism by 3 to 11%. It’s one of the few natural chemicals that has the power to encourage the process of burning fat.

All of the coffee is grown in the “The Coffee Belt.”

coffee facts

All the regions that have the conditions needed for coffee growing are located in The Coffee Belt. The plants require lots of sunshine and warmth and the tropical belt has plenty of those.

There’s a reason why iced coffee is more expensive

coffee facts

The resources needed for iced coffee are more numerous and more expensive than your regular coffee drink. From plastic cups, extra napkins, double brewing, and extra electricity power to make it all work. Those things add up, and so establishments charge more for their iced drinks.

Caffeine is a crystal.

coffee facts

The true form of caffeine isn’t liquid but rather tiny 0.0016-inch crystals. As small as they are, they still have a powerful energizing effect on us.

Coffee beans were once red berries.

coffee facts

coffee facts

It takes as little as ten minutes for you to start feeling the effects of caffeine after you take a sip of coffee. It’s one of the fastest effecting foods we eat and drink!

Coffee can help prevent dementia and Alzheimer’s.

coffee facts

Several studies have shown that people who drink coffee are up to 65% less likely to get Alzheimer’s disease, and, as a result, are also less likely to suffer from dementia.

The most expensive coffee on Earth is made from poop.

coffee facts

The most expensive coffee types in the worlds are made from beans that have been digested. Black Ivory costs $50 per cup and is made from elephant poo. Luwak, aka civet, coffee is made by feeding coffee beans to mongoose, it costs $160 per pound.

Coffee is great for your liver.

coffee facts

People who drink four cups of coffee a day are 80% less likely to develop cirrhosis, a condition that develops from several diseases affecting the liver. However, four cups of coffee are a lot so don’t drink that much, even at smaller amounts coffee can still help protect your liver.

Coffee houses were once banned in England.

coffee facts

In 1675, King Charles II banned coffee shops and issued closing warrants, because he thought people were meeting in coffee houses to conspire against him.

Caffeine improves your performance when working out.

coffee facts

Another benefit of caffeine is that it increases your levels of adrenaline and releases fatty acids from fat tissues. This leads to better physical performances by those who consume caffeine before working out.

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Natarajan

Those red berries in the picture are the coffee berries, they grow on trees and from them we get the coffee beans we need to make our favored drink.

Caffeine kicks in quickly.

Jokes for the Weekend….

 

Chocolate Chip Cookies
An old man was lying on his deathbed.

With only hours to live, he suddenly smelt chocolate chip cookies wafting up from the kitchen. Driven on by his favourite smell, he somehow managed to pull himself out of bed, across the floor to the stairs, and slowly down the stairs to the kitchen.

There, the old man’s wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last bit of energy, mustering everything he had left, he reached for a cookie only to get his hand slapped.

“No,” the wife snapped, “these are for the funeral!”
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· Where Have You Been???

A convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead item on the six o’clock news.

Because he had to be careful, he worked his way home taking little travelled routes, running across deserted fields and taking every precaution he could think of.

Eventually he arrived at his house and he rang the bell. His wife opened the door and bellowed at him, “You good- for-nothing bastard! Where the hell have ya been? You escaped over six hours ago.”
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Key to a Happy Marriage

For those of us “of a certain age” and for you youngsters, well, these days will come soon enough!

Several days ago as I left a meeting I desperately gave myself a personal search. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. 

Suddenly I realised I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the car park. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.

As I scanned the car park I came to a terrifying conclusion! His theory was right. The car park was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband’s mobile.

“Hello My Love,” I stammered; I always call him “My Love” in times like these. “I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.”

There was a long period of silence. I thought the call had disconnected, but then I heard his voice.

He barked, “I dropped you off!”

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, “Well, please come and get me.”

He retorted, “I will, as soon as I can convince this policeman I have not stolen your car.”

This is what they call, “a senior moment.”

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· Testing Sons-in-law

An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her three sons-in-law. One a fine day, she was walking along a lake shore with the first son-in-law.

Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help. The first son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into the shore.

The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes in his door steps with the wording, “Thank you! Your Mother-in-law who loves you very much!!”

Another day she went out with her second son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell in the lake and started yelling for help. The second son-in-law, too, jumped into the water and dragged her out, onto the shore.

The next day he found a brand new E-Class Mercedes at his doorstep with the wording, “Thank you! Your Mother-in-law who loves you very much!!”

The third time she was walking with the third son-in-law and she repeated the same. But that guy got scared and ran away without offering any help to her. The poor old lady who wanted to test her sons-in-law drowned and died.

The next day the third son-in-law was surprised to see a new brand new Rolls-Royce waiting at his doorsteps with the following wording, “Thank you very much! Your Father-in-law!”
Source….unknown….input from a friend of mine
Natarajan