“கொஞ்சம் சிரிக்கலாமே” ….!!!

கொஞ்சம் சிரிங்க, பாஸ்…

“நீங்க உங்க மனைவிக்கு ரொம்ப பயந்து நடப்பவரா?”

“ச்சே, ச்சே… நடக்கறப்ப அந்த பயத்தை வெளில காட்டிக்க மாட்டேன்.”

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நோயாளி : டாக்டர் நீங்க ஒரு காரியம்….. செய்யணும்

டாக்டர் : நான் ஆபரேசன் மட்டும்தான் பண்ணுவேன்….. காரியம் எல்லாம் ஐயர் தான் செய்வார்.

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நீதிபதி: ஒரே வீட்டை ஏன் பதினைந்து முறை கொள்ளை அடிச்சே?

திருடன்: ஐயா நான் அவங்க பாமிலி திருடன், எப்புவுமே விஸ்வாசமா இருப்பேன்.

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1:- “ காதலிக்கும் மனைவிக்கும் என்னங்க வித்தியாசம்?”

கவிஞர்:- “ காதலி கரும்பைப்போன்றவள்
மனைவி இரும்பைப்போன்றவள்”

1: – ???

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ஆவி1 :விஷம் குடிச்சி சாக போனேன்..விஷத்துல கலப்படம் பிழைச்சிக்கிட்டேன்..

ஆவி2 :அப்புறம் எப்படி செத்த?

ஆவி1 :காப்பாத்த மருந்து கொடுத்தாங்க..மருந்துல கலப்படம் செத்துட்டேன்..

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டீச்சர்: நாம் பேசும் மொழியை ஏன் தாய் மொழி என்று சொல்கிறோம் ?

மாணவி : எப்போதும் அம்மாக்கள் பேசுவதாலேயும், அந்த வாய்ப்பு அப்பாக்களுக்கு குறைவாக கிடைப்பாதலேயும், நாம் பேசும் மொழி தாய் மொழி என்று அறியப்படுகிறது.

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டாக்டர்-“ஆபரேஷன் முடிந்து நீங்க நடந்தே வீட்டுக்குப் போகலாம்.”

நோயாளி -“ஆட்டோவுக்குக் கூடக் காசு இருக்காதா டாக்டர்?”

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பையன்-அம்மா எதிர் வீட்டு ஆண்டி பேரு என்னம்மா?

அம்மா-விமலாடா..

பையன்-அப்பாவிக்கு இது கூட தெரிய மாட்டேதுங்கும்மா அந்த ஆண்டிய “டார்லிங்”னு கூப்பிடுறார்.

‪#‎செத்தான்டா_சேகரு‬

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”இந்த ஒரு கீரைக்கட்டை ஐந்து ரூபாய்னு சொல்றீயே ,நேற்றுக்கூட இரண்டு ரூபாய்னு தானே சொன்னே ?”

”இப்பவும் ஒண்ணும் மோசம் போயிடலே.. .அந்த கீரைக்கட்டு இப்பவும் இருக்கு ,ஒரு ரூபாய்க்கே தர்றேன் ,வாங்கிகிறீங்களா ?

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வாத்தியார்-டேய் முட்டாளுக்கும் அடி முட்டாளுக்கும் என்ன வித்தியாசம்?

மாணவன்-நாங்க எல்லாரும் முட்டாளுங்க சார் நீங்க எங்களை அடிக்கிறதால அடி முட்டாள் சார்

நேத்து உன் மனைவிக்கும், உன் அம்மாவுக்கும் நடந்த சண்டைல, யாருக்கு பின்னாடி நீ நின்ன?”

“போடா நான் பத்திரமா பீரோ பின்னாடி போய் நின்னுக்கிட்டேன்.

How to Get Through Life …With a Smile !!!

How To Get Through Life!

Some simple advice on how to get through life with a smile, because as we all know – it’s how we walk the road that determines how much we enjoy it…

Sleep as much as you can….

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Read books that you enjoy…

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Show some affection.

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Change your looks.

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Above all, be happy, 

Regardless of what
 
 
Your challenges may be…
 
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Have a great life!
 
May your troubles be less,
 
Your blessings more,
 
And may nothing but happiness
 
Come through your door.

 

Source:::::: http://www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Day in Science…. March 14… Birthday Day of Albert Einstein….

March 14, 1879. This is the anniversary of the birth of Albert Einstein, undoubtedly the most famous scientist of the modern era.

Einstein was born in Ulm, Germany, where an uncle – Jakob Einstein, an engineer – introduced him to science and math. At age 17, he enrolled in the Swiss Polytechnic Institute after failing the entrance exam the previous year. He graduated in 1900, and in 1902 he became a junior patent examiner in the Swiss Patent Office in Bern, Switzerland, where he specialized in electrical devices.

The year 1905 came to be known as Einstein’s Miracle Year. He was 26 years old, and in that year he published four papers that reshaped physics.

Albert Einstein in 1904 at age 25.

Photoelectric effect. The first explained what’s called the photoelectric effect – one of the bases for modern-day electronics – with practical applications including television. His paper on the photoelectric effect helped pave the way for quantum mechanics by establishing that light is both a particle and a wave. For this work, Einstein was later awarded a Nobel Prize in physics.

Brownian motion. Another 1905 paper related to Brownian motion. In it, Einstein stated that the seemingly random motion of particles in a fluid (Brownian motion) was a predictable, measurable part of the movement of atoms and molecules. This helped establish the Molecular Kinetic Theory of Heat. That is, if you heat something, the molecules within vibrate. At this same time, Einstein provided definitive confirmation that atoms and molecules actually exist.

Special relativity. Also in 1905, Einstein published his Special Theory of Relativity. Before it, space, time and mass all seemed to be absolutes – the same for everyone. Einstein showed that different people perceive mass, space and time differently, but that these effects don’t show up until you start moving nearly at the speed of light. Then you find, for example, that time on a swiftly moving spaceship slows down, while the mass of the ship increases. According to Einstein, a spaceship traveling at the speed of light would have infinite mass, and a body of infinite mass also has infinite resistance to motion. And that’s why nothing can accelerate to a speed faster than light speed. Because of Einstein’s special relativity, light is now seen as an absolute in a universe of shifting values for space, time and matter.

Mass-energy equivalence. The fourth 1905 paper stated that mass and energy are equivalent. You perhaps know something of this work in Einstein’s famous equation E=mc2. That equation means that energy (E) is equal to mass (m) multiplied by the speed of light (c) squared. Sound simple? It is, in a way. It means that matter and energy are the same thing. It’s also very profound, in part because the speed of light is a huge number. As shown by the equation, a small amount of mass can be converted into a large amount of energy … as in atomic bombs. It’s this same conversion of mass to energy, by the way, that causes stars to shine.

In his General Theory of Relativity, Einstein showed that matter causes space to curve, as in this illustration of starlight being bent by the sun's gravity.

But Einstein did not stop there. As early as 1911, he had predicted that light passing near a large mass, such as a star, would be bent. That idea led to his General Theory of Relativity in 1916. This paper established the modern theory of gravitation and gave us the notion of curved space. Einstein showed, for example, that small masses such as planets form dimples in space-time that hardly affect the path of starlight. But big masses such as stars produce measurably curved space.

The fact that the curved space around our sun was measurable let other scientists prove Einstein’s theory. In 1919, two expeditions organized by Arthur Eddington photographed stars near the sun made visible during a solar eclipse. The displacement of these stars with respect to their true positions on the celestial sphere showed that the sun’s gravity does cause space to curve so that starlight traveling near the sun is bent from its original path. This observation confirmed Einstein’s theory, and made Einstein a household name.

Interestingly, Einstein’s theories contained elements he himself could not accept. In some ways, he was loathe to break too much from the Newtonian/Maxwellian theories upon which his work was built.

He never accepted some of the precepts of quantum mechanics, for example, such as the idea ofindeterminacy. By the late 1920s, quantum mechanics had moved to the forefront of modern physics, yet Einstein never fully accepted many of the new theories. He declared:God does not play dice.

Also, Einstein’s 1916 theory suggested that the universe should be either expanding or contracting. Einstein could not accept that notion, and so in 1917 he introduced a cosmological constant into his theory, which would allow the universe to be stationary. In 1929, however, Edwin Hubble obtained observational evidence that the universe is indeed expanding. Einstein was forced to revise his theory. He called introducing the cosmological constant his greatest blunder.

This part of the Einstein legend illustrates, perhaps, a reason for his global popularity. The great genius could envision mechanisms of the universe in a way many of us have trouble even grasping. His imagination gave him answers to questions most of us would not think to ask.

Yet he remained prone to biases and frailties and thereby thoroughly human … just like the rest of us.

Bottom line: Albert Einstein was born on March 14, 1879. He published his Special Theory of Relativity in 1905 and his General Theory of Relativity in 1916. His work capped off the work of several previous centuries of science … and launched modern physics.

SOURCE:::::www.earthsky.org

Natarajan

Joke of the Day…” Message to Moon…” !!!

I used to be a taxi driver but I had to quit…

I couldn’t stand people talking behind my back.

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When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew, who were walking among the rocks.

The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people:

“What are these guys in the big suits doing?”

One of the astronauts said they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment, the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, “Why certainly!” and told an underling to get a tape recorder. The Navajo elder’s comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he refused to translate.

So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly but also refused to translate the elder’s message to the moon.

Finally, an official government translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing, the translator relayed the message:

“Watch out for these guys! They’ve come to steal your land.”….

SOURCE:::::: http://www.joke a day.com

Natarajan

Riddles For the Weekend….

Riddle Time: 12 Challenging Brainteasers

Get ready to put on your thinking cap. It’s time to rack your brain with these 12 riddles. 
1. I am only useful when I’m full, yet I am always full of holes. What am I?

 

 

A sieve (used for straining food like pasta).

2. Fill in the blanks with four, four-letter words that all share the same first three letters.

Samuel the secretive Scotsman was dressed to ____ in his twill woven ____. Little did they know he had a ____ of marijuana stashed away as he innocently warmed his hands by the Scotch ____.

 

Kill, kilt, kilo, kiln

3. What is special about the number 854,917,632?

 

It is the numbers from one to nine in alphabetical order.

4. It stalks the countryside, with ears that cannot hear. What is it?

 

Corn

5. A word with horizontal symmetry is one whose letters are a mirror image of themselves. If you drew a horizontal line across the word and folded it over, it would overlap on itself. Examples: EXCEEDED and ICEBOX. What is the longest word with horizontal symmetry?

 

CHECKBOOK

6. I travel a lot and meet both the rich and the poor, but nobody knows where I am going next. I’m invisible but you can see what I do. Who or what am I?

 

The wind.

7. King Ferdinand has no immediate living relatives and decides to hold a contest to find a worthy successor for when he dies. He gives a seed to every contestant and explains that the person with the healthiest and most beautiful plant will win the throne.

When the final day of the contest arrives, the king finds hundreds of plants of all shapes and sizes. However, he ignores them and awards the throne to a girl holding a pot with only moist dirt. Why did she win?

 

King Ferdinand was a kind and trusting man and wanted to be sure he found an honest heir. He gave small pebbles to all the contestants, claiming they were seeds. Therefore, any contestant with a plant had switched their “seed” in order to win. Everyone but the girl had been dishonest.

8. What can go up a drainpipe down but not down a drainpipe up?

 

An umbrella.

9. What word could be added to all of these words?

  • apple
  • cone
  • lake
  • tree
  • ridge
  • nuts

 

Pine.

10. What goes up and down but doesn’t move?

 

A staircase.

11. Brandon was walking around at the carnival. A man called out from a booth and said, “If I can write your exact weight on this piece of paper, you have to pay me $50. If I can’t do it, I’ll pay you $50.”

Brandon checked the booth for a scale but saw nothing. He agreed. Since your weight can fluctuate by a pound or two, he decided that no matter what number the man wrote, he would just say he weighed a pound more or less. In the end, the man in the booth won the $50. How did he do it?

 

 

The man in the booth wrote the words, “Your exact weight” on the piece of paper.

 
12. You can have it, and be at it, but it never lasts forever. What is it?

 

 

Peace

H/T: riddlesbrainteasers.com

SOURCE:::: http://www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

Image of the Day… ” Return of Expedition 42 to Earth ” …

The Soyuz TMA-14M spacecraft is seen as it lands with International Space Station Expedition 42 commander Barry Wilmore of NASA, Alexander Samokutyaev of the Russian Federal Space Agency (Roscosmos) and Elena Serova of Roscosmos near the town of Zhezkazgan, Kazakhstan. The landing took place on the evening of Wednesday, March 11 in the U.S, and early in the morning on Thursday, March 12, in Kazakhstan.

The three crew members returned to Earth after a 167-day mission on the orbital outpost that included hundreds of scientific experiments and several spacewalks to prepare the orbiting laboratory for future arrivals by U.S. commercial crew spacecraft.

SOURCE:::: http://www.nasa.gov

Natarajan

 

The Origin of the Phrase” jump on the Bandwagon…” !!!

Today I found out the origin of the phrase “jump on the bandwagon.”

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For those not familiar, when you jump on the bandwagon, it means you begin supporting a hobby, idea, person, etc. after it has become popular or successful.

The word “bandwagon” is the rather unimaginative name for a wagon that carried a circus band. It first appeared in print in the equally unimaginatively titled book The Life of P.T. Barnum, Written by Himself, which was published in 1855:

At Vicksburg we sold all our land conveyances excepting our horses and the ‘band wagon.’

P.T. Barnum is the famous circus owner and showman Phineas T. Barnum. Back then, circuses were known for their showy parades through town before they set up. These parades attracted villagers’ attention and acted as an easy marketing ploy to get people to go to the circus. Bandwagons were part of those parades. Bright and ornamental, they were impossible to miss.

Toward the end of the 1800s, people had caught on to the fact that bandwagons snared an audience’s attention. Politicians started to use bandwagons in parades through towns on their campaign trails. It’s believed that Dan Rice, a famous circus clown, was the first to rent out his bandwagon to a political campaign.

As a campaign became more and more successful, other people and politicians sought to rent seats on the bandwagon and ride it through town. In doing so, they received face time with the public and believed that the success of the original campaign would rub off on them.

There are records of the phrase used in political speeches throughout the 1890s, usually in the form of warning potential voters not to “jump on the opponent’s bandwagon in haste.” Because of the negative connotations associated with the phrase, many didn’t admit to having a bandwagon of their own despite it becoming common.

Over time, the phrase stopped meaning the literal riding of a bandwagon and started to refer to jumping into anything that was popular. It’s unclear exactly when this transition occurred, but Teddy Roosevelt made a reference to it in Letters, 1899, (later published in 1951):

When I once became sure of one majority they tumbled over each other to get aboard the band wagon.

SOURCE:::: http://www.today i foundout.com

Natarajan

” You Do not Need Money to be Rich…” Watch This Video clip …

While everyone you meet is fighting his own battle, some people stride ahead of others by winning their battle with integrity. Varun Pruthi spotted, or rather had a serendipitous encounter with the richest man in the world.

This video is special because I’ve always found Varun’s “God sent me for you” videos a bit cheesy; he could have just handed over the money & be with it. The God angle makes the videos difficult to digest. Thankfully, this visually-impaired samosa seller has better clarity on life than most others.

His words, “What I make with my efforts in enough for me.” shows his character & commitment to hard work.

He may not have the riches of the world, but he has a heart of gold.

SOURCE::: http://www.storypick.com and You Tube

Natarajan

” How to Sound Smart While Saying Absolutely Nothing … ” !!!

In a hilarious talk capping off a day of new ideas at TEDxNewYork, professional funny person Will Stephen shows foolproof presentation skills to make you sound brilliant — even if you are literally saying nothing. (Full disclosure: This talk is brought to you by two TED staffers, who have watched a LOT of TED Talks.)

Will Stephen has written for New York Magazine, The New Yorker, and CollegeHumor, where he also worked as a staff writer and editor. He is a performer at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater.

This talk was given on Saturday, November 1, 2014 at TEDxNewYork. The theme was “Grand, Central.” For more information, visit http://tedxnewyork.com or follow http://twitter.com/tedxnewyork.

 

SOURCE:::: You Tube and wwwba-bamail.com

Natarajan

Message For the Day…” Understand the Power of Creator…God…”

The cosmos is a magnificent wonder, a source of continuous amazement. It will impress anyone, whoever you are, as a supreme marvel. When an object has to be made, we know it needs someone with skill, intelligence, and power to make it. Without a maker, it is just impossible. Therefore, how could these visible objects — the sun, moon, stars, and constellations— move and behave as they do without a Supreme Creative Designer? Can they exist and function with any ordinary power? No. After observing the creation with such mighty capabilities, intelligent people can easily infer how immeasurable the power of the Maker must be. Not just that, look at the uniqueness and variety in creation! No one thing is the same as another; no one person resembles another. This can only be the sport (leela) of the phenomenon with limitless glory – God! No lesser power could be the source. From the mystery inherent in creation, understand the Creator.

Sathya Sai Baba