The Marriage Dictionary!
| A new dictionary is soon to come out, defining some issues in marriage that people were curious about. Here are some of the definitions we thought we’d offer to include in it: !!!!! |
Bachelor
| A new dictionary is soon to come out, defining some issues in marriage that people were curious about. Here are some of the definitions we thought we’d offer to include in it: !!!!! |
Bachelor
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…Where would we meet?”
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone ma’am.”
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16. I resolve… I resolve to… I resolve to, uh… I resolve to, uh, get my, er… I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
15. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning… 4:30 is much more practical.
14. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL… LOL!”
13. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
12. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
11. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.
10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.
9. I resolve to work with neglected children… my own.
8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.
7. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
6. I will stop using, “So, what’s your URL?” as a pickup line.
5. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*
4. I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily… well, once a week… monthly, perhaps…
3. I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.
2. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.
1. I will read the manual… just as soon as I can find it.
SOURCE:::: http://www.siliconindia.com
Natarajan
Jan 9 2015
There’s something so endearing about a child’s innocence, that always makes us smile, touched even when we’re roaring with laughter. You’re gonna get plenty of that here, as you read this hilarious kids’ letter to the almighty!







SOURCE::::: http://www.ba-bamail.com
Natarajan
Jan 8 2015
| Dalton Ghetti creates miniature works of art resting solely on the tips of lead pencils. What is even more impressive is the fact that he doesn’t rely on the use of a microscope or magnifying lens to sculpt out his phenomenal creations. This is one exhibit you must literally see to believe!
You can see more of Dalton’s miniature masterpieces on his website here. |
| A Lead Pencil Tribute to “The King” |
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| A Heart Shaped Locket Dangles Inside the Pencil |
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| “The Tools of the Trade” |
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| Dalton’s “tools of the trade” include; a razor blade, a sculpting knife, a sewing needle, and a few No. 2 pencils. |
| A Few Marvelous Miniature Creations |
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| Dalton carves a wide variety of designs, which range from a horse figurine to a perfectly shaped hammer. |
| The Talented Artist Takes a Moment to Appreciate his Work |
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| The Brazilian-born artist currently resides in Bridgeport, Connecticut, and is a carpenter by trade. He began his artistic hobby over 25 years ago as a form of meditation. |
| The Beginning of a New Design |
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| The Entire Alphabet from A to Z |
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| Patience is a most important virtue in this line of work, since the vast majority of the carvings take several months to complete. The alphabet carving seen here took almost 2 years and a half to finish! |
| Chain Links on a Pencip Tip |
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| Cheers |
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| A Microscopic Sewing Button |
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| “The Cemetery Collection” |
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| Over a hundred sculptures have broken off while Dalton was working. He displays the discarded pieces, which he refers to as “The Cemetery Collection”, on a Styrofoam bed as a reminder of past mistakes. |
| Would You Care to Have a Seat? |
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| Patience is the Key to Finishing Each Unique Design |
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| A Miniature Mailbox |
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| You Might Need a Magnifying Lens to Spot the Cross Here |
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| Another Unique Creation |
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| Does Anybody Have a Screwdriver? |
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| Dalton Spends A Long Time Carving Specific Details Out |
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| Pencil Nunchuks That Would Make Bruce Lee Proud |
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| A Pair of Chained Hearts |
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| He has made over 100 carvings, including a very touching 9-11 memorial tribute titled 3,000 Tears, which you can see here. |
| If The Shoe Fits… |
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| H/T: twistedsifter.com & solentnews.biz |
SOURCE::::: http://www.ba-bamail.com
Natarajan
Jan 8 2015
SOURCE:::: http://www.YouTube.com
Natarajan
Jan 8 2015
If you are seeking an opportunity to virtually transport yourself to the times of kings and their kingdoms, to the times of heroic battles and battlefields and to the times of long forgotten wonders that hand carved this land for you to unravel, then this is the place for you. Furthermore, Hampi is one of the most safest places to be at.
Hampi calls you to witness the eccentric charm of valued monuments, of its beauty, that lies in the ruins of its UNESCO recognized sights. Located at the distance of 341 k.m. from Bengaluru, the easiest way to reach Hampi is either to take a bus or train, which is easily available from major towns and cities. The nearest railway station is Hospet.

A five million star hut over a five star hotel. What TO say ?

This is undoubtedly the cheapest and the most recommenced means of transport. This way you’ll cover all the stretches closely.
Another great architectural beauty !

Recognized as a UNESCO World Heritage Site, this temple is going to be a delight for your eyes.
Tungabhadra River wouldn’t be the same without coracle boats. You’ll have a great time using them.
Regardless of how much I say, Hampi’s monuments will always possess more charm than the one expressed in words.
This is one of the most talked about places in Hampi. You just have to be here.
Rediscover your love amid this stone chariot of Vittala Temple.
The majestic pillars of this temple will leave you mesmerized for longer than usual.
Nothing fancy about this place, just some beauty lying unnoticed.
…and you’d wonder! Since when there was so much godliness around?
Numerous intriguing fables took birth here. A secluded place which was left for the royal women.
Ahuh! What a delight.
This is one of the least destroyed structures of Hampi. This oblong is demanding you to pay a visit.
This sarovar made to sacred ponds mentioned in the Hindu epics and scriptures.
Every shopper’s delight; the markets here, will leave you wanting for more. Just Shop.
Two steps up and one step down. That’s how you do it here. Hampi is a highly regarded rock climbing destination.

Just breathe and watch the beauty turning its face towards the lunar light.

You always wanted to see that. Always. A part of you that rebelled enough to rebel will find solace here.
For your friends. Just for them.
The architectural aura of Hampi is akin to numerous fantasies. It is sure to take you back to the times of imperial beauty and legacy. Once you’re there, you are bound to get mesmerized amid the ruins.
SOURCE:::: Shewali Tiwari in www.storypick.com
Natarajan
Jan 8 2015
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a
“Living Will”
“Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.!!!
SOURCE::::: http://www.joke a day.com
Natarajan
Jan 8 2015