Joke of the Day … ” Don’t Mess with Engineers… ” !!!

 

5 Doctors and 5 Engineers are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai.

They gather at Pune Railway Station.

Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI):
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5 Engineers buy only 1 ticket, and 5 doctors buy 5 tickets. doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come

When TC arrives, all 5 Engineers get into one toilet, so when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away.

On the return journey, they don’t get a direct train to Pune, so both group decide to take a passenger train till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a Local Train to Pune.

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI-LONAVALA):
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Doctorss decided, This time, we will prove that we are smarter.

5 doctors buy 1 ticket, Engineers don’t buy any ticket at all ! TC arrives

All doctor IN ONE TOILET.

ALL Engineers IN THE OPPOSITE TOILET.

One Engineer gets out and knocks the door of doctor toilet.

One doctor’s hand comes out with the tickets,

Engineer takes the ticket and enters toilet.

TC drives out all the doctor from the toilet,

And they are heavily fined.

SCENE 3 (LONAVALA):
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Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA Railway Station.

Doctors are planning their move for a last chance, They board the local train to Pune.

This time, doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL doctors take 1 ticket

Engineers buy 5 tickets.

TC Comes. All Engineers show their tickets,

AND Doctors are still searching for toilet in the Local train!!!!!

Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, Don’t mess with Engineers.

SOURCE:::: siliconindia.com
Natarajan

” உனக்கு ஒன்றுமில்லை … போ …” !!!

Source: Email message forwarded by our respected member Sri Ramanathan

சந்திரமௌளியின் மாமா ராணுவத்தில் கேப்டனாகப் பணிபுரிந்தவர். கடவுள் நம்பிக்கையுடையவராயிருந்தாலும் பெரியவாளிடத்திலும் ஈடுபாடு இல்லாதவர். அவரது குடும்பத்தினரும் அப்படியே.

வேலூரில் வேலை பார்த்துக் கொண்டிருந்த அவரது மாப்பிள்ளைக்கு திடீரென்று சிறு நீரகத்தில் கோளாறு. வேலூரில் பரிசோதனை செய்த டாக்டர் கையை விரித்துவிட்டார்.

அன்றிரவு மிகவும் துக்கத்துடன் இருந்த அந்த கேப்டனின் பெண் சொப்பனத்தில் ஸ்ரீ பெரியவாள் தோன்றி “உன் மாங்கல்யத்தைத் தருகிறாயா?” என்று கேட்டார்கள். விடிந்தவுடன், அப்போது உடனடியாக ஒரு மஞ்சள் கயிறு கூட இல்லாத நிலையில் ஒரு சணற் கயிற்றில் மஞ்சளைக் கோர்த்து அணிந்து கொண்டு, மாங்கல்யத்தைப் பெரியவாளுக்காக எடுத்து வைத்துவிட்டாள்.

பின் மௌளியிடம் போனில் விஷயத்தைச் சொன்னார்கள். மௌளி அவர்களை உடனே வந்து பெரியவாளை தரிசனம் செய்யச் சொன்னார். ஆனால், அவர்களுக்குப் பதினைந்து நாட்களுக்குப் பிறகுதான் காஞ்சி மடத்திற்கு வர முடிந்தது.

உள்ளே படுத்துக் கொண்டிருந்த பெரியவாள் மௌளியிடம், “யாராவது தரிசனத்திற்கு வந்திருக்கிறார்களா” என்று வினவினார்கள். மௌளி, “பெரியவாளுக்குச் சிரமம் வேண்டாம்; வெளியில் வரும்போது தரிசனம் கொடுக்கலாம்” என்று சொன்னார்.

அதைக் காதில் வாங்கிக்கொள்ளாமல் தம்பதிகளை உள்ளேயே அழைத்து வரும்படி உத்திரவிட்டார்கள். அவர்கள் உள்ளே வந்ததும் மௌளியின் மாமா பெண்ணைப் பார்த்து. “அதைக் கொண்டு வந்திருக்கிறாயா? தா, தா .. ” என்று கேட்டு மாங்கல்யத்தைப் பெற்றுக்கொண்டார்கள்.

பின்பு பக்கத்திலிருந்த பாலுவிடம் ஒரு பழம் கொண்டுவரச் சொன்னார்கள். அவர் சாத்துக்குடி கொண்டு வந்ததும், “இந்த புளிப்புப் பழம் வேண்டாம்; வேறு நல்ல பழம் கொண்டுவா” என்றார்கள்.

ஒரு நல்ல ஆப்பிள் வந்தது. அதை நகத்தால் கிள்ளிக் கொண்டே வெகு நேரம் கேப்டன் மாப்பிள்ளையே பார்த்துக் கொண்டிருந்துவிட்டு அந்த ஆப்பிளை அவர்களிடம் கொடுத்துவிட்டு, “உனக்கு ஒன்றுமில்லை, போ” என்று கூறினார்கள்.

வேலூர் சென்றவுடன் மாப்பிள்ளையை மறுபடியும் பரிசோதனை செய்த சிறு நீரக சிறப்பு மருத்துவருக்கு ஒரே ஆச்சரியம்.

கிட்னி இரண்டும் ஒரு குறையுமில்லாமல் நன்றாக வேலை செய்தன.

“என்ன நடந்தது?” என்று கேட்டு விவரம் அறிந்தவுடன் அந்த டாக்டர், “Oh, he is God; He can do anything” என்று வியப்புடன் சொன்னார்.

20 வருஷத்திற்கு மேல் ஆகிவிட்டது. இதுவரை [2006] எந்தத் தொந்திரவும் இல்லாமல் இருக்கிறார்.

முன்பு பெரியவாள் என்றாலே உதாசீன, அலட்சிய பாவத்துடன் இருந்த அவர்கள் வீட்டில் இப்போது பெரியவாள் படங்களைத் தவிர வேறு ஒரு படமும் கிடையாது!.

SOURCE:::: http://www.periva.proboards.com

Natarajan
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” Fax Machine was Invented in 1843 … ” !!!

Today, we mostly think of the fax machine as an outdated piece of technology. While there are still some uses for it in an office-setting, technological advances are sending the fax machines to the same pasture as pagers, land-line telephones, and disposable cameras. Even if this is the last we hear of the beeps and bops that echo as an incoming fax is transmitted, the fax machine had a very long life – an amazing 171 years to be exact. Yes, the fax machine was invented in 1843, before the Model-T was even a dream, before the telephone was invented, and even before the American Civil War broke out.

Alexander Bain, a Scotsman clockmaker living in London, was already a decently well-known inventor by the time he got to inventing the world’s first facsimile (meaning in Latin to “make alike”) – or fax – machine. In 1841, he had invented an electric clock by electrifying a pendulum (rather than using springs or weights), while submitting patents for several other useful inventions like improved control systems for railways, automated music machines, and devices to measure how fast a ship was going.

On May 27, 1843, he applied for a patent for a “chemical telegram” and “”improvements in producing and regulating electric currents and improvements in timepieces, and in electric printing, and signal telegraphs,” in which “a copy of any other surface composed of conducting and non-conducting materials can be taken by these means.”

His new invention used the newly popularized telegraph (the electrical telegraph, which was patented by Samuel Morse in 1837) as its base and then added electromagnetic pendulums (like his clock) that would scan the image and puncture a chemically treated paper with lines and tics, which would then be interpreted by a telegraph operator.

Bain’s initial version of the fax machine essentially was a written telegraph and this wasn’t lost upon Samuel Morse. Morse and Bain became embroiled in a patent dispute that eventually was ruled in Morse’s favor. Journalists of the time wondered out loud that since the dispute was taken up in US courts and Morse was American, that the ruling had a bias. In fact, one even went as far as to jokingly state that Bain should never bring his children to America because if he did, Morse would surely claim them as his own too.

Bain submitted another patent for the chemical telegram in 1846 with improvements to his invention that included sketching out and sending facsimile images. It used the same premise as before, but now the paper was treated with a mixture of ammonium nitrate and potassium ferrocyanide, so when electrified, the paper turned blue. (See: Why Blueprints are Blue.) Again, Morse blocked the patent. Within a few years, Bain would further improve his machine, resulting in a version capable of copying approximately 325 written words per minute, about 8 times what Morse’ telegraph system could do. However, by this time, other inventors were getting into the facsimile game with even better designs and Bain’s career was basically over. He would die in poverty in 1877.

This brings us to Frederick Bakewell who received a patent for his improved “image telegraph,” which essentially replaced the pendulums with synchronized rotating cylinders. He was able to send the first certified “telefax” with actual words and images. He demonstrated it at the Great Exhibition in London in 1851, but it wasn’t met with much enthusiasm due to the very long time it took to copy and transmit. Plus, as with Bain’s system, it suffered from synchronization problems.

Italian physicist Giovanni Caselli focused his work on making sure the cylinders stayed synchronized. He succeeded with his invention, the pantelegraph, which used a regulating clock signal to keep both ends in perfect synchronization. With Caselli’s device, first, a message or image would be written in non-conductive ink on a piece of tin. The thin tin sheet would then be scanned by an electrified transmitting stylus, attached to telegraph wires, going back and forth across the sheet. When the stylus encountered the non-conductive ink, rather than the tin, electrical conduction stopped. A very similar apparatus was placed on the receiving end, except this had chemically-treated paper and an electrified stylus (similar to what Bain had done), which would contact the paper where the conduction stopped on the sending side, creating an exact replica of the message. Thanks to his advancements in synchronization, Caselli had created the first reliable fax machine.

Caselli was so confident in it, he demonstrated it for the French Emperor Napoleon III in 1860. The Emperor was astounded with what he saw – the signature of well-known French composer Gioacchino Rossini transmitted over a 140 kilometer long telegraph line between Paris and Amiens. To ensure its viability, the Emperor asked for another test. So, Caselli sent a message between Paris and Marseille, which had 800 kilometers separating them. It worked. Napoleon III accepted the pantelegraph for use by law across France. A year later, Russian Tsar Nicholas I used the pantelegraph to send messages between his palaces in Moscow and Saint Petersburg. Unfortunately, the French-Prussian war of 1870 caused many telegraph poles to come down across both countries and forced the pantelegraph to cease operations. But the technology was here to stay.

Improvements continued on the image-creating telegraph with Bernhard Meyer using a drum to double the speed of the previous pantelegraph. In 1888, Ohio-born Elisha Gray received a patent for the telautograph, a unit that had horizontal and vertical bars that further quickened the pace. Foster Richie created the telewriter, which could be operated on the newly-built telephone lines that stretched across America, allowing for both speech and copies simultaneously.

The first wireless fax was sent, using radio-waves, in 1924. Richard Ranger worked for the Radio Corporation of America (RCA) when he sent an image of President Calvin Coolidge on November 29, 1924 across radio-waves. Also all the way back in 1924, the first color fax was sent by Herbert Ives of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company (AT&T).

Despite reliable fax machines (even wireless and color) being around for quite some time, it wouldn’t be until 1964 when fax machines were widely used commercially. Xerox, a Rochester, New York based company, developed the “Long Distance Xerography” which connected copiers in offices via telephone lines. It would take a few years, but Xerox fax machines soon were the mode de jour to send and receive documents. And the rest, as they say, is history.

SOURCE:::: http://www.todayifoundout.com

Natarajan

Who Is Happy… Find Out The Secret .. !!!

A crow lived in the forest and was absolutely satisfied in life.

But one day he saw a swan. “This swan is so white,” he thought, “and I am so black.

This swan must be the happiest bird in the world.”

He expressed his thoughts to the swan. “Actually,” the swan replied, “I was feeling that I was the happiest bird around until I saw a parrot, which has two colours. I now think the parrot is the happiest bird in creation.”

The crow then approached the parrot. The parrot explained, “I lived a very happy life—until I saw a peacock. I have only two colours, but the
peacock has multiple colours.”

The crow then visited a peacock in the zoo and saw that hundreds of people had gathered to see him.

After the people had left, the crow approached the peacock. “Dear peacock,” the crow said, “you are so beautiful. Every day thousands of people come to see you. When people see me, they immediately shoo me away. I think you are the happiest bird on the planet.”

The peacock replied, “I always thought that I was the most beautiful and happy bird on the planet. But because of my beauty, I am entrapped in this zoo.

I have examined the zoo very carefully, and I have realized that the crow is the only bird not kept in a cage. So for past few days I have been thinking that if I were a crow, I could happily roam everywhere.”

That’s our problem too. We make unnecessary comparison with others and become sad. We don’t value what God has given us. This all leads to the vicious cycle of unhappiness.

Have Life ahead valuing the things God has given us.

Learn the secret of being happy and discard the comparison which leads only to unhappiness.

 SOURCE:::: iNPUT from a friend of mine

Natarajan

What is the Lake-Effect Snow ?

Image Credit: pmarkham

 

What is lake-effect snow? If you live on the downwind side of a large lake, you’re probably all too familiar with this weather phenomenon. It happens when cold winter air moves over a relatively warm body of water. What you get are small-scale but intense snowstorms. A powerful lake-effect snow storm hit the Buffalo, New York area this week, and is continuing through Friday, November 21, 2014. See pictures and read more about the effects of the November 2014 lake-effect snow storm.

This article,  is  based on a 2011 interview with Tom Niziol, longtime meteorologist-in-charge of the National Weather Service in Buffalo, New York and who joined the Weather Channel in early 2012. He told EarthSky that accurate forecsting of lake-effect snow is a challenge cause:

[Lake-effect snow] occurs on such a small scale, almost on the scale of a summertime thunderstorm. One portion of a neighborhood or city might be under heavy snow, where a few miles away you may be under sunny skies.


Photo credit: Square Foot Staffing
He said Buffalo, New York on the eastern shore of Lake Erie, is notorious for its lake-effect snowstorms. Niziol said cold air moving in from Canada triggers the snowfall.

As that air moves across the warm water of the Great Lakes, heat and moisture from the lake rises up into that air mass. That moisture eventually condenses out into snowflakes. And when we get to the downwind shores, we end up with lake-effect snow.

Niziol said similar snowstorms happen around the globe. The coasts of the United Kingdom, France, Japan, and Korea, for example, get what’s called ocean-effect snow, from cold air moving across warm seas.

So at a whole range of latitudes in the Northern Hemisphere, right around the globe, we see the same activity.

Niziol gave an earlier example of how dramatic lake effect snow can be.

In early December, 2010, in the western New York area around the city of Buffalo, one of these snow bands set up off Lake Erie. The band was about 8-10 miles wide. The northern portion of Buffalo had green grass throughout most of this event. The southern portion of Buffalo, however, only about 10-12 miles away, picked up 40 inches of snowfall.

He said that lake-effect snow can begin in early fall and continue throughout the winter months.

Early in the fall, we see the same type of activity – cold air moving across a warm body of water – but it’s actually warm enough that we see lake effect rainshowers occur. As we get into November to early December, the air is cold enough to turn that into snow.

But if the lake freezes over, it can bring a halt to these seasonal snowstorms.

Lake Erie is a very shallow lake. In January it develops a significant amount of ice cover. The ice cover acts as a cap, in a simple way, to limit the amount of heat and moisture that can come through that ice and then modify that air mass.

Niziol said that the most important thing for people who experience lake effect snow to know is how to be prepared for an unexpected snowstorm.

Be prepared for winter weather conditions. Have extra clothes in your car, make sure your cellphone is charged, have a shovel in the car, some water, granola bars, extra food as well. Because you never know when you leave the house, even if you have a forecast with you, what it will be like when you drive through one of these snow bands.

Lake-effect snow belts may include portions of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, northern and western portions of the Lower Peninsula of Michigan, northern Indiana, northeastern Ohio, northwestern Pennsylvania and western New York state.

Bottom line: Lake-effect snow happens when cold winter air moves over a relatively warm body of water. What you get are small-scale but intense snowstorms.

SOURCE::::www.earthsky.org

Natarajan

Mosquito Repelling Plants For Home ….

 Mosquito-Repelling Plants You Can Grow at Home

Mosquitoes are a serious nuisance; from that terrible buzz near your ear when you’re trying to sleep, to the itchy, swollen bumps they leave after biting you. If you didn’t know, it’s only the females of the specie who bite us. Male mosquitos prefer to feed on nectar, generally avoiding humans.

Mosquitos can also be a health-risk – they can transmit diseases through their bite (including Malaria, Yellow Fever, West-Nile Fever, and more). In-fact, mosquitos are responsible for more human deaths than all wars, combined.

You can buy gadgets and products that repel these nasty bugs, but they’re all temporary and can be irritating or dangerous. Instead, you can grow certain plants that repel mosquitos naturally:
Lemon Verbena: This lovely plant has a light citrus scent and can be added to tea for both flavor and it’s calming effect on the digestive system. You can plant it in the ground or in a deep pot and let it scare away those nasty bugs. Make sure it has a good supply of water and sunlight. Mosquito Repellants
Cloves: Cloves are the flower buds of the Syzygium aromaticum plant. You can plant it around the yard to enjoy its mosquito-repelling properties, as well as use the cloves to spice up food. Mosquito Repellants
Mint: Most common as an added flavor for tea, mint also has powerful mosquito-repelling properties. All species of mint are useful repellants. Mint needs sunlight and plenty of water to grow. You can plant it in your garden or in pots. If you choose to put it in your garden, be aware that it likes to spread, and can sometimes take over and kill weaker plants. Mosquito Repellants
Rosemary: A favorite herb for savory dishes, it’s also a potent repellent. Plant it in your garden or in deep planters and let this lovely bush grow and take care of your mosquito problem. Mosquito Repellants
Lemon Thyme: A natural mosquito repellent, lemon thyme is also a great herb for seasoning dishes. Plant it in pots to get lovely little plants around the house, or in your garden to control mosquito population. Mosquito Repellants
Lavender: The scent of lavender is often a favorite for many people, and it’s commonly used in aromatherapy for its soothing properties. For mosquitos, however, it’s a very strong repellent. Plant them in your garden or in pots in your house and enjoy the scent of the beautiful purple flowers. Mosquito Repellants
Floss Flower: These lovely tiny flowers are superb at repelling mosquitos. Make sure you only grow them in a pot, as they tend to overgrow in the soil and take over the entire garden. Make sure they’re out of reach of children and animals, as they can be toxic. Mosquito Repellants
Pitcher Plant: These carnivorous plants grow natural pitchers, filled with appealing-scented nectar to lure bugs in. Once the bugs get inside the pitcher, they can’t get out again and are digested by the plant. Plant them in planters by window sill and enjoy their mosquito-capturing properties. Mosquito Repellants
 

 

Cadaga Tree: (AKA  “Cadagi”, oreucalyptus torelliana) – These beautiful trees are natural barriers for mosquitos, who hate their scent. Plant a few of these in your garden and let nature free you of those pesky biters.                                 Mosquito Repellants

 

SOURCE::::ba-ba mail site

Natarajan

Message For the Day…” What is Liberation ?..Help Ever , Hurt Never … “

Do not find faults with others. If you point an accusing finger at someone, remember three fingers are pointing to you. Wear the ornament of Truth to adorn your neck (Sathyam Kantasya Bhushanam). Charity is the true ornament that make your hands beautiful and elegant (Hasthasya Bhushanam Dhanam). Thus you must sanctify each limb of your body by engaging in sacred activities. Your eyes should look at only sacred things. Do you know what an enormous power is latent in your eyes? There are crores of light rays in them. In olden days, people used to invoke the grace of Sun God to have a better vision. When you performSurya-namaskar (worship of Sun God) and invoke His grace, the light rays in your eyes will become more effulgent and inspire you. People aspire to attain liberation. What is liberation? Help ever, hurt never – that is true liberation. To get rid of attachment (moha) is true liberation (moksha).

Sathya Sai Baba

November 19… Birthday of Mrs. Indira Gandhi…Rare and Vintage Photos Collection…

Jawaharlal Nehru (1869 – 1964), President of the Indian Congress, with his daughter future Indian prime minister, Indira Nehru (Indira Priyardarshini Nehru, 1917 – 1984) in Bombay. (Photo by Keystone/Getty Images

 

Portrait of Indira Gandhi (1917 – 1984) who served as Prime Minister of India from 1966 to 1974 and 1980 until her assassination in 1984, New York, 1963. (Photo by Bachrach/Getty Images)

Queen Elizabeth II meets Indira Gandhi (1917 – 1984), the Prime Minister of India, at Hyderabad House in Delhi, India, 17th November 1983. (Photo by Tim Graham/Getty Images)

 

22nd March 1982: British prime minister Margaret Thatcher with the Indian prime minister, Indira Gandhi (1917 – 1984), outside number 10 Downing Street. (Photo by Gary Stone/Central Press/Getty Images)

23rd June 1938: Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru (1869 – 1964) in London for discussions. With him (right) is his daughter Indira (Indira Priyardarshini Nehru, later Gandhi, 1917 – 1984). (Photo by Keystone/Getty Images)

20th January 1966: Mrs Indira Gandhi (1917 – 1984) with Mr Kamaraj and Mr Nanda makes a gesture of peace after her election as leader of the Congress Party. (Photo by Keystone/Getty Images)

SOURCE::: https://in.news.yahoo.com/

Natarajan

” A Cycle Beats Ferrari…Reaches Over 330kmph !!!”

The cycle that you see in the video is definitely not an ordinary cycle, but a rocket-powered one. The cycle is fuelled by a mix of hydrogen peroxide and compressed air. On November 7, 2014, Francois Gissy reached the speed of 207mph on the cycle developed by his friend Arnold Neracher at a racing circuit in France. With the new record, Gissy broke his previous best of 177.13mph.

Makers of this rocket-powered cycle will now be working on a new bicycle to beat their own record in 2015.

Cycle Beats Ferrari; Reaches Over 330kmph

 

You must have seen so many drag races, where results turned out to be unexpected (a more powerful car losing to a lesser one), but none of those would have been half as exciting as this one. That is because of the fact that this race was not between two sportscars or supercars, but it was a cycle that took on a Ferrari.

Built by Arnold Neracher, the cycle shown above achieved a top-speed of mind-boggling 331Km/h in just 4.8 seconds! Yes you read it right, a cycle that goes faster than some of the most powerful cars out there in the market. The car it took on was a Ferrari F430 Scuderia, and within micro seconds, the cycle left the car way behind.

SOURCE:::: You Tube and auto.ndtv.com

Natarajan