Message For the Day….” What is Ethical Life …? “

All action (karma) done for the sake of three goals viz. to leverage the Universe for the worship of the Lord, to establish peace and justice in society, and to control and coordinate the functions of the body, is sacrifice. The first is called a holy, sacrificial ritual (yajna); the second, charity(dhana); the third, penance (tapas). All human acts must subserve these three needs, and an ethical life is the foundation for attaining that stage. This ethical life is based upon discrimination between truth and falsehood. Just as the pearl is retained while the shell is  discarded, the essence that is Truth must be accepted and the nonessential rejected. For this, individual exertion and divine grace, both should be present. One should also constantly practice the great lesson that the body and the Atma are separate. This is a highly beneficial exercise. Such discrimination is necessary for secular as well as spiritual life.

Sathya Sai Baba

“கொஞ்சம் சிரிக்கலாமே” ….!!!

கொஞ்சம் சிரிங்க, பாஸ்…

“நீங்க உங்க மனைவிக்கு ரொம்ப பயந்து நடப்பவரா?”

“ச்சே, ச்சே… நடக்கறப்ப அந்த பயத்தை வெளில காட்டிக்க மாட்டேன்.”

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நோயாளி : டாக்டர் நீங்க ஒரு காரியம்….. செய்யணும்

டாக்டர் : நான் ஆபரேசன் மட்டும்தான் பண்ணுவேன்….. காரியம் எல்லாம் ஐயர் தான் செய்வார்.

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நீதிபதி: ஒரே வீட்டை ஏன் பதினைந்து முறை கொள்ளை அடிச்சே?

திருடன்: ஐயா நான் அவங்க பாமிலி திருடன், எப்புவுமே விஸ்வாசமா இருப்பேன்.

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1:- “ காதலிக்கும் மனைவிக்கும் என்னங்க வித்தியாசம்?”

கவிஞர்:- “ காதலி கரும்பைப்போன்றவள்
மனைவி இரும்பைப்போன்றவள்”

1: – ???

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ஆவி1 :விஷம் குடிச்சி சாக போனேன்..விஷத்துல கலப்படம் பிழைச்சிக்கிட்டேன்..

ஆவி2 :அப்புறம் எப்படி செத்த?

ஆவி1 :காப்பாத்த மருந்து கொடுத்தாங்க..மருந்துல கலப்படம் செத்துட்டேன்..

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டீச்சர்: நாம் பேசும் மொழியை ஏன் தாய் மொழி என்று சொல்கிறோம் ?

மாணவி : எப்போதும் அம்மாக்கள் பேசுவதாலேயும், அந்த வாய்ப்பு அப்பாக்களுக்கு குறைவாக கிடைப்பாதலேயும், நாம் பேசும் மொழி தாய் மொழி என்று அறியப்படுகிறது.

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டாக்டர்-“ஆபரேஷன் முடிந்து நீங்க நடந்தே வீட்டுக்குப் போகலாம்.”

நோயாளி -“ஆட்டோவுக்குக் கூடக் காசு இருக்காதா டாக்டர்?”

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பையன்-அம்மா எதிர் வீட்டு ஆண்டி பேரு என்னம்மா?

அம்மா-விமலாடா..

பையன்-அப்பாவிக்கு இது கூட தெரிய மாட்டேதுங்கும்மா அந்த ஆண்டிய “டார்லிங்”னு கூப்பிடுறார்.

‪#‎செத்தான்டா_சேகரு‬

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”இந்த ஒரு கீரைக்கட்டை ஐந்து ரூபாய்னு சொல்றீயே ,நேற்றுக்கூட இரண்டு ரூபாய்னு தானே சொன்னே ?”

”இப்பவும் ஒண்ணும் மோசம் போயிடலே.. .அந்த கீரைக்கட்டு இப்பவும் இருக்கு ,ஒரு ரூபாய்க்கே தர்றேன் ,வாங்கிகிறீங்களா ?

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வாத்தியார்-டேய் முட்டாளுக்கும் அடி முட்டாளுக்கும் என்ன வித்தியாசம்?

மாணவன்-நாங்க எல்லாரும் முட்டாளுங்க சார் நீங்க எங்களை அடிக்கிறதால அடி முட்டாள் சார்

நேத்து உன் மனைவிக்கும், உன் அம்மாவுக்கும் நடந்த சண்டைல, யாருக்கு பின்னாடி நீ நின்ன?”

“போடா நான் பத்திரமா பீரோ பின்னாடி போய் நின்னுக்கிட்டேன்.

How to Get Through Life …With a Smile !!!

How To Get Through Life!

Some simple advice on how to get through life with a smile, because as we all know – it’s how we walk the road that determines how much we enjoy it…

Sleep as much as you can….

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Read books that you enjoy…

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Show some affection.

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Change your looks.

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getting through life

Above all, be happy, 

Regardless of what
 
 
Your challenges may be…
 
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Have a great life!
 
May your troubles be less,
 
Your blessings more,
 
And may nothing but happiness
 
Come through your door.

 

Source:::::: http://www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Joke of the Day…” Message to Moon…” !!!

I used to be a taxi driver but I had to quit…

I couldn’t stand people talking behind my back.

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When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew, who were walking among the rocks.

The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people:

“What are these guys in the big suits doing?”

One of the astronauts said they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment, the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, “Why certainly!” and told an underling to get a tape recorder. The Navajo elder’s comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he refused to translate.

So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly but also refused to translate the elder’s message to the moon.

Finally, an official government translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing, the translator relayed the message:

“Watch out for these guys! They’ve come to steal your land.”….

SOURCE:::::: http://www.joke a day.com

Natarajan

Mother Child Photo Shots For Mothers’ Day….

From lions and tigers, to penguins and giraffes, every baby needs its mother.

And to celebrate the run-up to Mother’s Day on Sunday, an animal photographer has revealed his favourite moments of mum-child bonding in the wild.

With two decades of leading trips to exotic places, photographer and guide Paul Goldstein has been lucky enough to witness some gorgeous moments of bonding between mothers and youngsters.

A walrus mother and calf enjoying the sunshine in Spitsbergen, Norway

A walrus mother and calf enjoying the sunshine in Spitsbergen, Norway

A cub enjoys himself as his lion mother licks him clean in Kenya

A cub enjoys himself as his lion mother licks him clean in Kenya

A calf holds on to its mother's tail as the elephants take a stroll around Masai Mara in Kenya

A calf holds on to its mother’s tail as the elephants take a stroll around Masai Mara in Kenya

He has chosen some of his favourite photographs from journeys to places as far afield as the Masai Mara and Spitsbergen in northern Norway.

Highlights include a newborn giraffe walking within 15 minutes of birth, a polar bear mother and cubs sitting on sea ice, and a comical image of an Emperor penguin chick seemingly waving its arms at its mother.

A campaigner for animal rights, Mr Goldstein fund-raises for tigers and other persecuted species as well as writing.

He also owns four safari camps in Kenya and is a tour operator who guides all over the world, Paul feels very strongly that photographs should never be manipulated by photographers.

‘Ethics are a big deal in all facets of photography,’ he said.

‘I like to see what someone has taken not what they have manufactured, show me a bold flawed photograph than a safe record shot any day.’

He has chosen some of his favourite photographs from journeys to places as far afield as the Masai Mara and Spitsbergen in northern Norway.

Highlights include a newborn giraffe walking within 15 minutes of birth, a polar bear mother and cubs sitting on sea ice, and a comical image of an Emperor penguin chick seemingly waving its arms at its mother.

A campaigner for animal rights, Mr Goldstein fund-raises for tigers and other persecuted species as well as writing.

He also owns four safari camps in Kenya and is a tour operator who guides all over the world, Paul feels very strongly that photographs should never be manipulated by photographers.

‘Ethics are a big deal in all facets of photography,’ he said.

‘I like to see what someone has taken not what they have manufactured, show me a bold flawed photograph than a safe record shot any day.’

This little penguin, pictured above, flaps his arms wide to get his mother's attention
This little penguin, pictured above, flaps his arms wide to get his mother’s attention

A leopard mum shows her teenage cub who is boss in Masai Mara, Kenya

Mr Goldstein’s photo captures a newborn giraffe taking its first steps 15 minutes after it was born

An Adelie penguin with a 10 minute old chick, Paulet Island, Antarctica, Eastern Peninsular

An Adelie penguin with a 10 minute old chick, Paulet Island, Antarctica, Eastern Peninsular

A Cheetah cub tried to get its mother's attention, pictured in Masai Mara, Kenya

A Cheetah cub tried to get its mother’s attention, pictured in Masai Mara, Kenya

A polar bear mum leads her cubs through the icy sea in Spitsbergen, Norway
A polar bear mum leads her cubs through the icy sea in Spitsbergen, Norway

 A black backed jackal pups plays with his mother, above, pictured in Masai Mara, Kenya

A black backed jackal pups plays with his mother, above, pictured in Masai Mara, Kenya

A lioness carries her five-week-old cub gently in her jaws, in Masai Mara, Kenya

A lioness carries her five-week-old cub gently in her jaws, in Masai Mara, Kenya

A Polar bear and her cubs, above, sunabathe on an iceberg in Spitsbergen, Norway

A Polar bear and her cubs, above, sunabathe on an iceberg in Spitsbergen, Norway

A five-week old lion cub play fights with its mother in Masai Mara, Kenya

A five-week old lion cub play fights with its mother in Masai Mara, Kenya
Three elephants, including a mother, her baby and young elephant in Masai Mara, Kenya

SOURCE:::::::   http://www.dailymail.com.uk

Natarajan

Most Beautiful Words in English Language …

English is a remarkable language. It has borrowed from many other languages. It is a language both easy to learn and difficult to truly master. A few weeks ago, an online survey asked tens of thousands of people to suggest what they think are the most beautiful words in the English language. I must say, I think I quite agree with the words that kept showing up. . So here are the 32 English words considered the most beautiful.

SOURCE:::: input from a friend of mine

Natarajan

Riddles For the Weekend….

Riddle Time: 12 Challenging Brainteasers

Get ready to put on your thinking cap. It’s time to rack your brain with these 12 riddles. 
1. I am only useful when I’m full, yet I am always full of holes. What am I?

 

 

A sieve (used for straining food like pasta).

2. Fill in the blanks with four, four-letter words that all share the same first three letters.

Samuel the secretive Scotsman was dressed to ____ in his twill woven ____. Little did they know he had a ____ of marijuana stashed away as he innocently warmed his hands by the Scotch ____.

 

Kill, kilt, kilo, kiln

3. What is special about the number 854,917,632?

 

It is the numbers from one to nine in alphabetical order.

4. It stalks the countryside, with ears that cannot hear. What is it?

 

Corn

5. A word with horizontal symmetry is one whose letters are a mirror image of themselves. If you drew a horizontal line across the word and folded it over, it would overlap on itself. Examples: EXCEEDED and ICEBOX. What is the longest word with horizontal symmetry?

 

CHECKBOOK

6. I travel a lot and meet both the rich and the poor, but nobody knows where I am going next. I’m invisible but you can see what I do. Who or what am I?

 

The wind.

7. King Ferdinand has no immediate living relatives and decides to hold a contest to find a worthy successor for when he dies. He gives a seed to every contestant and explains that the person with the healthiest and most beautiful plant will win the throne.

When the final day of the contest arrives, the king finds hundreds of plants of all shapes and sizes. However, he ignores them and awards the throne to a girl holding a pot with only moist dirt. Why did she win?

 

King Ferdinand was a kind and trusting man and wanted to be sure he found an honest heir. He gave small pebbles to all the contestants, claiming they were seeds. Therefore, any contestant with a plant had switched their “seed” in order to win. Everyone but the girl had been dishonest.

8. What can go up a drainpipe down but not down a drainpipe up?

 

An umbrella.

9. What word could be added to all of these words?

  • apple
  • cone
  • lake
  • tree
  • ridge
  • nuts

 

Pine.

10. What goes up and down but doesn’t move?

 

A staircase.

11. Brandon was walking around at the carnival. A man called out from a booth and said, “If I can write your exact weight on this piece of paper, you have to pay me $50. If I can’t do it, I’ll pay you $50.”

Brandon checked the booth for a scale but saw nothing. He agreed. Since your weight can fluctuate by a pound or two, he decided that no matter what number the man wrote, he would just say he weighed a pound more or less. In the end, the man in the booth won the $50. How did he do it?

 

 

The man in the booth wrote the words, “Your exact weight” on the piece of paper.

 
12. You can have it, and be at it, but it never lasts forever. What is it?

 

 

Peace

H/T: riddlesbrainteasers.com

SOURCE:::: http://www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

Image of the Day… ” Return of Expedition 42 to Earth ” …

The Soyuz TMA-14M spacecraft is seen as it lands with International Space Station Expedition 42 commander Barry Wilmore of NASA, Alexander Samokutyaev of the Russian Federal Space Agency (Roscosmos) and Elena Serova of Roscosmos near the town of Zhezkazgan, Kazakhstan. The landing took place on the evening of Wednesday, March 11 in the U.S, and early in the morning on Thursday, March 12, in Kazakhstan.

The three crew members returned to Earth after a 167-day mission on the orbital outpost that included hundreds of scientific experiments and several spacewalks to prepare the orbiting laboratory for future arrivals by U.S. commercial crew spacecraft.

SOURCE:::: http://www.nasa.gov

Natarajan

 

The Origin of the Phrase” jump on the Bandwagon…” !!!

Today I found out the origin of the phrase “jump on the bandwagon.”

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For those not familiar, when you jump on the bandwagon, it means you begin supporting a hobby, idea, person, etc. after it has become popular or successful.

The word “bandwagon” is the rather unimaginative name for a wagon that carried a circus band. It first appeared in print in the equally unimaginatively titled book The Life of P.T. Barnum, Written by Himself, which was published in 1855:

At Vicksburg we sold all our land conveyances excepting our horses and the ‘band wagon.’

P.T. Barnum is the famous circus owner and showman Phineas T. Barnum. Back then, circuses were known for their showy parades through town before they set up. These parades attracted villagers’ attention and acted as an easy marketing ploy to get people to go to the circus. Bandwagons were part of those parades. Bright and ornamental, they were impossible to miss.

Toward the end of the 1800s, people had caught on to the fact that bandwagons snared an audience’s attention. Politicians started to use bandwagons in parades through towns on their campaign trails. It’s believed that Dan Rice, a famous circus clown, was the first to rent out his bandwagon to a political campaign.

As a campaign became more and more successful, other people and politicians sought to rent seats on the bandwagon and ride it through town. In doing so, they received face time with the public and believed that the success of the original campaign would rub off on them.

There are records of the phrase used in political speeches throughout the 1890s, usually in the form of warning potential voters not to “jump on the opponent’s bandwagon in haste.” Because of the negative connotations associated with the phrase, many didn’t admit to having a bandwagon of their own despite it becoming common.

Over time, the phrase stopped meaning the literal riding of a bandwagon and started to refer to jumping into anything that was popular. It’s unclear exactly when this transition occurred, but Teddy Roosevelt made a reference to it in Letters, 1899, (later published in 1951):

When I once became sure of one majority they tumbled over each other to get aboard the band wagon.

SOURCE:::: http://www.today i foundout.com

Natarajan

This Date in Science…13 March…Discovery Of Uranus…Completely By Accident !!!

March 13, 1781. The 7th planet – Uranus – was discovered on this date, completely by accident. British astronomer William Herschel was performing a survey of all the stars that were of magnitude 8 – in other words, too faint to see with the eye – or brighter. That’s when he noticed an object that moved in front of the star background over time, clearly demonstrating it was closer to us than the distant stars. At first he thought he had found a comet, but later realized this object was a new planet in orbit around our sun – the first discovered since ancient times.

Later, it turned out, astronomers learned they had observed Uranus as far back as 1690. But it was Herschel who first realized the true nature of this distant light in our sky.

William Herschel's famous 40-foot telescope,  constructed between 1785 and 1789 at Observatory House in Slough, England. It was the largest telescope in the world for 50 years.   Image via Wikimedia Commons.

William Herschel’s famous 40-foot telescope, constructed between 1785 and 1789 at Observatory House in Slough, England. It was the largest telescope in the world for 50 years. Image via Wikimedia Commons.

Herschel proposed to name the object Georgium Sidus, after King George III, but those outside of Britain weren’t pleased with the idea. Instead, on the suggestion of astronomer Johann Elert Bode, astronomers decided to follow the convention of naming planets for the ancient gods. Uranus – an ancient sky god, and one of the earliest gods in Greek mythology – was sometimes called Father Sky and was considered to be the son and husband of Gaia, or Mother Earth.

King George III was still pleased, however. As a result of Herschel’s discovery, the king knighted him and appointed him to the position of court astronomer. The pension attached let Herschel quit his day job as a musician and focus his full attention on observing the heavens. He went on to discover several moons around other gas giant planets. He also compiled a catalog of 2,500 celestial objects that’s still in use today.

Voyager 2 gave us our first close-up image of the planet Uranus in 1986.  Its images showed a featureless gas giant world.

Voyager 2 gave us our first close-up image of the planet Uranus in 1986. Its images showed a featureless gas giant world.

In 1977, astronomers using the Kuiper Airborne Observatory made another serendipitous discovery – of rings around the planet Uranus. That discovery made Uranus the second known ringed planet in our solar system.

The closest we humans have come to Uranus was in 1986, when the Voyager 2 spacecraft swung by the planet. At its closest, the spacecraft came within 81,500 kilometers (50,600 miles) of Uranus’s cloudtops on Jan. 24, 1986. Voyager 2 radioed thousands of images and voluminous amounts of other scientific data on the planet, its moons, rings, atmosphere, interior and the magnetic environment surrounding Uranus.

Bottom line: British astronomer William Herschel discovered the planet Uranus – first planet to be discovered since ancient times – on March 13, 1781.

source::::: http://www.earthskynews.org

Natarajan