This is how Kerala celebrates Onam….A Festival Celebrated by All People Irrespective of Caste, Creed and Relegion….


Image: School girls wearing traditional costume share a laugh backstage as they wait to perform during festivities marking the start of the annual harvest festival of “Onam” in the southern Indian city of Chennai
Photographs: Babu/Reuters

You may be surprised to learn that worshipping the Mahabali, making apookalam and having the Onasadhya are just a miniscule part of the elaborate festival. Find out how people from different parts of Kerala celebrate the ten-day festival.

With elaborate feasting and a host of colourful activities and celebrations planned across the state, Onam is undoubtedly the biggest festival of Kerala.

While most Keralites celebrate it as a harvest festival, a famous and popular legend is also that of the erstwhile King Mahabali visiting the people of Kerala on Onam.

When King Mahabali was defeated and sent to paathaal (netherland) by Vamana, an avatar of Lord Vishnu, he’d appealed that he should be allowed to visit his subjects once every year.

It is believed that on Tiruvonam, the tenth day of Onam, Mahabali comes visiting the homes of his praja (people) to find out if they are happy and content.

What makes Onam so unique is the fact that it is the only festival celebrated by people irrespective of caste, creed or religion. That explains why it is considered the national festival of the state.

The ten-day long festival starts on Attam in the Chingam month of the Malayalam calendar.

It continues for the next eight days — Chithram, Chodhi, Vishakam, Anizham, Thriketa, Moolam, Pooradam, Uthradam — and culminates on Thiruvonam, the tenth day.

Some also celebrate Onam on Avittam, the eleventh day.

During Onam, across Kerala, a host of celebrations and activities are organised — some as part of the ritual, some for entertainment.

Since some of the customs and activities are dying a natural death due to ignorance or lack of time, we spoke to some people who were born and brought up in Kerala to tell us how Onam has been celebrated in different provinces over the years.


Image: Young girls pose next to a Pookalam designed by them
Photographs: Sahil Salvi/Rediff.com

Pookalam

An important attraction of Onam is the Pookalam— a carpet of multi-coloured flowers arranged in a decorative pattern.

Throughout the ten days of the festival, young girls and boys would wake up early and get ready to make the Pookalam on the courtyard to welcome King Mahabali and other guests who’d visit them.

Each day features a new pattern.

Ramanunni Nair who belongs to Palakkad district of Kerala remembers his childhood days of making the Pookalam and tells us how fun it used to be:

“When we were young, throughout the ten days of Onam, we used to wake up as early as 3 and 4 am. The girls would get ready, broom the courtyard and spread a layer of wet cow dung on the ground. Meanwhile, the boys would collect flowers of different colours and varieties and bring it home to the girls. Some of us would steal from the neighbouring garden just to ensure that we were on top of the game. It was fun climbing fences and trees to get as many flowers as possible.”

Nair tells us that in the olden days, the flowers were arranged on a wet patch of cow dung which ensured that the arrangement remained intact when the dung dried.

Meanwhile, Keralites who live in the cities and cannot afford to make a Pookalam every day make a small arrangement of flowers outside their apartment or their building.

Today Pookalam competitions are organised across the nation and in some countries abroad as well. The participation is huge and the designs are elaborate and innovative.


Image: A symbolic statue of Mahabali is placed on a banana leaf
Photographs: Divya Nair/Rediff.com

Mahabali Varavelpu

As mentioned earlier, Onam also celebrates the welcoming of King Mahabali (Mahabali Varavelpu) who is said to ascend from paathal to Kerala during these ten days to visit his people and enquire about their well being.

Besides the pookalam, every household also erect a small symbolic idol of Mahabali or Maveli outside the house and offer rice and naivedyam to it.

The idol, also known as Maathevar is made of sand or clay and is painted in kaavi (brick colour).

Some of them also paint eyes and moustache on the statue to make it look attractive.

On the last day of Onam, the idol is immersed in the sea or nearby river and pray to Mahabali to visit their families the following year for Onam.

On the last day of Onam, the idol is immersed in the sea or nearby river and pray to Mahabali to visit their families the following year for Onam.

While worshipping the idol and offering prayers, most of them recite this particular poem:

Maveli nadu vaneedum kalam,
manusharellarum onnupole
amodhathode vasikkum kalam
apathangarkkumottillathanum

It says that: When Maveli ruled our land, everyone was treated equally; they were joyful, merry and free from trouble.


Image: Women from Kerala performing the Kaikottikali
Photographs: Syam Subramanian/Wikimedia Commons

Kaikottikali

Kaikottikali or Thiruvadhirakalli is a traditional dance form performed by women on Onam.

It is usually performed in the afternoon after lunch or in the evening after the traditional lamp is lit.

To perform the dance, women wear the traditional cream coloured cotton saree with zari borders and decorate their hair with mogra flowers.

A kutthu villaku (traditional lamp) is lit in the centre of the courtyard and women form a circle around it and perform the dance facing inwards.

They clap and move around the circle singing onam songs praising the harvest and welcome the good times.

Shashikala Pillai, a 42-year teacher from Shoranur, Kerala who now lives in Mumbai shares some fond memories of kaikottikali with us.

“Each Onam, we would eagerly await the Thiruvathirakalli which was performed in our ancestral home after sunset. Everyone in the family would gather and all the women, including my mother used to perform. Women in the neighbourhood would also join in the dance. Those who did not perform, contributed by singing onapaatu (onam songs) and encouraged the others. As children, we’d eat chips and banana while watching them perform,” she says.


Image: Artists perform Pulikali on the streets
Photographs: Wikimedia Commons

Pulikali

Pulikali meaning ‘tiger dance’ is where a group of dancers dressed as tigers would dance to the tune of the drums and entertain the audience.

Neetu Panicker, an MBA graduate who recently shifted to Bangalore after her marriage remembers watching the Pulikali for the first time in Trissur:

“Pulikali is very famous in Trissur. The dancers wear masks of tiger and leopard and paint themselves in animal prints. When I saw them for the first time, I was very scared. One of them almost pounced on me as if he was attacking a prey. I screamed and closed my eyes. But over time, I got used to it. I would stand by the road outside my house with my father and brother and watch them perform stunts on the streets.”


Image: Kummati artists participate in a procession in Thrissur, Kerala
Photographs: Aruna/Wikimedia Commons

Kummattikali

Very few people from Kerala remember the Kummati, complained a 55-year-old Sashidharan Nair when I asked him about Onam celebrations in Malappuram, a village in Kerala.

Delving the details, Nair tells me that during Onam, Kummattis are specially trained artists dressed in plaited grass that cover their bodies; they also wear fancy masks and garlands.

“Kummatis travel in groups and perform the Kummatikali — a form of dance where they hop and jump in a synchronised pattern to entertain children. Some times they are dressed like characters from Hindu mythology and they enact scenes from the Ramayana and Mahabharata or share lessons in peace and happiness. They visit our homes and perform the dance in the courtyard. In return we’d gift them clothes or fruits,” he explained.

Nair says the festival of Onam celebrates different ways of sharing happiness.

 


Image: Vallamkali in Ponnani, Malappuram district of Kerala
Photographs: Riyaz Ahmed/Wikimedia Commons

Vallam Kali

Vallam Kali (vallam means boat), or the sname boat races need no introductions.

In Alapuzha, Cochin and Kottayam districts, men old and young form teams to race against each other in canoes.

The leader of the team gives instructions while the rest of them sit inside the canoe and row it as fast as they can.

They also sing songs and shout slogans to cheer each other.

Kunjikrishnan Pillai who used to regularly visit the boat race in Ashtamudi, Kollam shares one of the famous and most popular vallamkali songs with us:

Kuttanadan punchayile
kochupenne kuyilali
kottu venam, Kuzhal vanam
Kurava venam

It means: When the crops are ripe in Kuttanadu village, a young girl’s voice resembles a songbird; let’s bring on the sound of drums and chorus and join the celebrations.

“Most of these songs become war cries and every year, you will see a new set of songs and slogans. The enthusiasm is very addictive; sometimes there are petty fights while cheering for their respective teams, but eventually they get sorted as people get back to the festive spirit.”

Onathallu

Also known as Kayyamkali in some parts of Kerala, Onathallu (thallu meaning fight/push in Malayalam) is a form of martial arts.

Men wearing cream and red bordered dhotis form teams of two and indulge in a form of wrestling using only the hands for attack and defense.

When the kings ruled Kerala, Onathallu was presented before an audience just to prove how mighty and skilled their war soldiers are.

Today, it is treated as a competition of strength for entertainment purposes only.


Image: Onapottan
Photographs: Nidish K Viswanathan/Wikimedia Commons

Onapottan

In certain parts of Kerala is considered auspicious to spot an Onapottan, Onattar or Oneshwaran onThiruvonam.

Some people believe that the Onapottan is a messenger of the Mahabali

The Onapottan (translated as ‘a crazy character’ in Malayalam) is dressed rather outrageously (as you can seen in the picture above) and roams about the streets of the village sharing folklore.

His face is painted in various colours and he wears a tiered colourful kireedam (crown) on his head.

Onapottan carries a mani (bell) in one hand and an umbrella made of palm leaves just like Mahabali on the other. When we spot him, we bow to him and give him rice, fruits or something to eat, which he collects in a cloth bag he usually carries. If he throws some of the rice back at you, it is considered that you’re blessed with prosperity. If Onattar is happy, we feel that Mahabali has blessed us,” Nair adds.


Image: Kazhcha Kola
Photographs: Vinayaraj/Wikimedia Commons

Kazhcha Kola

Since the festival celebrates a good harvest, some people display a Kazhcha Kola (a bunch of ripe banana) in front of their house.

This, people say makes Mahabali happy and he blesses them in return.

And finally we have Onasadhya, or the traditional onam feast that includes rice, wheat, fruits and vegetables that is served on a banana leaf with its tapering end placed to the left.

You are supposed to sit on the floor with your legs crossed as the elderly women or men of the house serve the items of the sadhya in a particular order of significance starting with salt,papadam, banana, sharkara upperi (a sweet made from yam), banana chips and different types of pickles. The rice and curries are served at the end.

Sometimes a typical Onasadhya comprises as many as 20 different preparations — a sign of luxury, prosperity and happiness — so much so that it features significantly in Malayalam proverbs such as Onnam unnan bhagyam venam (You have to be lucky to enjoy an onam feast) and Kanam vittum onam unnanam (You have to have the onam feast even if it means having to sell your property/riches).

Source….www.rediff.com

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Chess Prodigy Aryan Chopra Becomes an IM at 13…….

Aryan Chopra, a 13-year-old chess prodigy from Delhi has become India’s second youngest International Master after the Latvian Open where he secured the sixth position. Here are 8 amazing things you should know about him.

Aryan Chopra, a 13-year-old chess prodigy is making headlines by becoming India’s second youngest International Master (IM).

The first youngest International Master from India was Parimarjan Negi who got this title at the age of 13 years and 4 months in July 2006. The IM title can be achieved once a player gets an Elo rating (a rating system to calculate the relative skill levels of players) between 2200 and 2500. Along with the rating, he/she should also fulfil some norms which are basically performance benchmarks observed during the competitions. Usually three norms need to be fulfilled to get the title of IM.

Apart from these rating and other benchmarks, a player can be awarded the title for a few specific performances as well. For example, the runner up at the World Junior Championship will be awarded the IM title.

Aryan Chopra, the 56 seed player stood at the sixth position with 6.5 points in nine games in the ‘A’ section of the Latvian Open. 191 players from 40 countries had participated in the contest. Aryan currently has an Elo rating of 2402 and he is all set to add 28 Elo points to this now.

Here’s more about this young chess player –

. Hailing from Delhi, Aryan is just 13 years and 10 months old and is a student of DPS R. K. Puram. –

Aryan (left) with his father.

Aryan (left) with his father

Photo: chessbase.com

2. Aryan has added about 250 Elo points to his tally through consistent performance in the last 24 months.

3. His spectacular performances include a draw against former Olympiad team gold winner Vladimir Akopian of Armenia in January 2014, and a win over Indian GM Sahaj Grover in June at Golden Sand, Bulgaria.

4. Aryan got his first International Master Norm at the Sants Open at the age of 11 where 650 players from 42 countries had participated.

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Photo: Delhichess.com

5. Though very young, Aryan has been planning his career very smartly and has only played classical time control in Fide rating events, largely abroad.

The time control contests have a set time to finish the game. Current rules as per FIDE allow 90 minutes for the first 40 moves followed by 30 minutes for the rest of the game with an addition of 30 seconds per move starting from move one. This way, Aryan can play successive tournaments that suit his strength. This option is not easily available in India.

6. Aryan plays two tournaments and then takes a break of three to four months. Since he has mostly played abroad, not many people in India are aware of this young player.

7. His mother works with Doordarshan while his father is a CA and an astrologer.

8. The young genius holds 10th World Rank in the U-14 Active category.

Source….www.thebetterindia.com

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SMALL AIRPORT

I love small airports. I believe they are wonderful creations of God, made solely for the purpose of teaching big airports a thing or two about how airports are meant to be.

Small airports are refreshingly cosy. They don’t hurry you. If you are late, which in my case is almost always, there is someone willing to help you through with some good, old fashioned hollering. (“Hey, Bill, this gentleman has forgotten his luggage, can you run him home in your car while I hold the gates open?”)

At small airports, owing to the plethora of electronic equipment and assorted connectors in my hand baggage, I always get extra attention (“Ooh, what do we have here–let’s have a look-see, shall we?”), which never fails to make me feel special. Invariably, this allows me to catch up with the security officer about the weather, and thereafter guide him by way of a series of manipulative answers to ask me what I teach at Bournemouth University. When he does, I lie through my teeth and say, “Nanotechnology.” I always go for nanotechnology because nobody is impressed with journalism or journalists these days, and, between you and me, there isn’t much future for either.

The other reason I love small airports is because they come with small planes. Small planes are utterly charming, if you ask me. They have an individuality that big planes lack. You get to walk up to them and board, which makes the whole experience up close and very personal. You get to notice that the panting blonde who is waving you on to the plane is the same blonde who checked in your luggage when you arrived and the same blonde who scanned your boarding pass a minute ago. You get to see the dirt marks on the nose of the plane and the places where the paint is beginning to peel. If you plan the boarding carefully, you might even get to run your hands on the fuselage a bit. This is something you never get to do with big planes. Who amongst us can claim to have scratched the underbelly of an Airbus or a Boeing? No one, I bet.

When you walk into the cabin of small planes, you get to duck your head a bit and feel tall and powerful. This is good for the morale, particularly for short people, who never get to feel tall and powerful otherwise. If Napoleon had flown Flybe even once, I am certain the world would have been spared much bloodshed. In small planes, you can also peer over the pilot’s shoulder and say, “Aha, gotcha, you doodler!” After that, if you are the worrying kind, you could check with the flight attendant if the plane did indeed stop at your destination (“Excuse me, miss, but could you tell the pilot I want to get down in Edinburgh?”). I always do this because it is good to confirm things, and also because it reminds me of a more innocent time when everybody went everywhere by bus and you routinely passed on similar instructions to the driver.

Once you’re inside, small planes allow you to connect to the world in a manner big planes cannot. The flight attendants are less robotic, almost awkward, at times on the edge of a fumble. You see everyday traffic through your window as you taxi. When you take off, you receive a free back massage, thanks to the frantic reverberations of a small engine struggling against the big pull. The best part is that you get to see the world passing beneath you in a Google Earth kind of way. And if you have seated yourself in the fore of the plane slightly ahead of the wings (in my opinion, the seventh or eighth row is best for this), you can press your nose to the window and watch the propellers whirring close to your face. Call me macabre, but there is something distinctly primal and thrilling about that sight. Big planes and big airports? No, it is not the same.

Chindu Sreedharan teaches journalism at Bournemouth University, England. He is the author of Epic Retold.

Source….. …..www.huffingtonpost.com

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Room for Tea…

Parsi mint tea with brun maska

Taj Mahal Tea House in Bandra is a bright and airy space serving 40 varieties of tea

Amid a mix of old residential buildings, small eateries and ice-cream parlours, a grand bungalow painted in royal blue and pristine white has been making heads turn in an arterial street in Bandra. So although it opened on Independence Day weekend, people around already recognise the Taj Mahal House. It appears to have been plucked straight out of Pondicherry’s French colony but the intended theme, we are told, is all things Indian and all things tea.

This becomes more obvious on the inside, which looks like an ornate, life-sized version of the brand’s blue-gold-beige tea box. Floral turquoise tiles have been introduced into the original floor of the bungalow. The walls are painted in rough, textured beige and gold. Cushions, wall art and staff uniforms also follow roughly the same colour theme.sees this as a natural extension of its 49-year-old brand in the experiential space.
It serves some 40 varieties of tea. The Indian part of the tea menu includes references to Goan, Parsi, Rajasthani and Kashmiri traditions. The beverages have a base of Taj Mahal tea and milk infused with different combinations of spices. The pick of the lot is the Parsi mint tea which is not unlike the tea still served at the cafeteria in Colaba’s Cusrow Baug. It teams well with a serving of butter-slathered brun maska and homemade jam. Like most things that are good for your health, the karipatta or curry leaf tea is an acquired taste. The too-milky base does not help it. On the other hand, the recommended food pairing for this – a breadupma made with crunchy croutons – is quite pleasant.

The menu also has white and green teas, oolongs and cold teas. We tried the warm jasmine pearl tea, which is soothing but perhaps best suited for the end of an evening. The pink jasmine lemonade tilts heavily on the sweeter side. The menu mentions the two coffees that are also available, like an afterthought. The all-day food offerings are served starting as early as 7.30 am. While the fluffy omelette with toastedbesan bread – the tea house’s own creation – is a winner, the sandwich with cucumber, rucola and aubergine filling makes no impact. A cup of tea is priced around Rs 150, while a pot could cost up to Rs 200. Prices for food including breakfast and main courses range from Rs 150-650 per serving.

India, and certainly Mumbai, loves its tea. Tea lounges have mushroomed as a posh alternative to the scores of tea stalls on any street side. They are a welcome addition to an arena crowded with identical, unappealing coffee shops. There is famously Tea Centre in Churchgate, Cha Bar or Wagh Bakri tea lounge. More recently, XVII Tea Room in and Burma Burma in Fort have entered the market in Mumbai.
The experience at the new tea house is planned to feel like a home, not a tough ask in what used to be someone’s home. The bungalow’s thick wooden ceiling, archways and patio have been restored. There is what is called the sun room, a bright-airy section just by the entrance with a couple of chairs and stacks of newspapers and magazines. The main area has conventional dining tables. The other segments provide copious nooks for those who need time and room to themselves. Anyone looking to join one’s friends here on a busy day might have a hard time finding them in this meandering tea house.

A variety of unique seating is spread throughout the 3,500 sq. ft. lounge – including arm chairs, rocking chairs and big one-seater sofas. Such a set-up could find takers in a city starved of living and breathing space. A patio with large tables is ideal for big groups. A standout feature is the music room, where the decor includes Niladri Kumar’s sitar, Zakir Hussain’s tabla, other memorabilia and an area for music performance or poetry readings. Bookshelves are sprinkled across the space. There is a chess board too. Hindustani and Carnatic classical are also the choice of background music in the lounge.
Other walls showcase Brooke Bond ads from the 1960s, one of which features a young Zeenat Aman, painstakingly sourced from eBay and Chor Bazaar. The final section of the lounge is for the retailing of tea leaves, breads, biscuits and muffins. Fans of the beverage may be tickled by the quotes hung in frames and printed on napkins. For instance, Jane Austen’s ‘Indeed I would rather have nothing but tea’ or Chaim Potok’s ‘Come let us have some tea and continue to talk about happy things.’

Source….Ranjita Ganesan…www.business-standard.com

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67,000 people have already signed up for this one-time opportunity from NASA …I have done Today !!!

This is onetime opportunity… Your Name could fly aboard NASA’s Mars Mission….

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WHAT DOES GANGNAM STYLE MEAN?…..

Gangnam” is an area in South Korea, specifically a small area in Seoul, South Korea, home to about 1% of the population of Seoul and is about the size of Manhattan.  It is known for its wealthy, “new money”, inhabitants.  (The region has only very recently become extremely upscale, with a gradual upswing in the last half century or so. Before that, there really wasn’t much there but farmland.)

How wealthy do you have to be to live in Gangnam?  The average price of an apartment there costs around 3/4 of a million dollars per year.  For reference, the average South Korean household’s annual income is about $40,000.

So “Gangnam Style” simply is referencing this sort of elite, “new money”, wealthy culture and lifestyle that has sprung up around the region.  As pop critic Kim Zakka, who lives in Seoul, said “Gangnam inspires both envy and distaste.  Gangnam residents are South Korea’s upper class, but South Koreans consider them self-interested, with no sense of nobility.”

Or, as Park Jae-sang (PSY, who himself was from a wealthy family and grew up close to Gangnam) said, Gangnam residents are seen as “good-looking because of plastic surgery, stylish because they can splurge on luxury goods, and slim thanks to yoga and personal trainers.”  Sounds a bit like wealthy people from Los Angeles…

He further states,

People who are actually from Gangnam never proclaim that they are—it’s only the posers and wannabes that put on these airs and say that they are “Gangnam Style”—so this song is actually poking fun at those kinds of people who are trying so hard to be something that they’re not.

“Oppan Gangnam style” literally means “Older Brother has Gangnam style”.  He’s not talking to his little sister, though.  The “oppa” / “older brother” usage here is common in South Korea, not unlike “daddy” in certain parts of the US, but in this case specifically being a term  that shows respect and affection- used by women about certain older men.  Basically, it just means “boyfriend” or “close, guy friend who is older than you” in this sense, though can also be used to literally mean an older brother in your family.

Koreans also have a similar moniker for males to use instead of “oppa”-  namely, “hyung”, meaning “older brother”, which can again be used to refer to your literal older brother or be used figuratively to refer to a slightly older male who you aren’t related, but you are close to.  Similarly, there is an “older sister” nickname, “nuna”.  These titles can also be used in addition to the person’s name itself, such as “Park oppa” or “Bong Cha nuna”.  Again, this is all meant as a way to show affection and respect.

As to the name of the region, “Gangnam”, it literally translates to “South of the River”.

The Gangnam Style music video itself on YouTube seems destined to be the first video posted there to pass 1 billion views.  As of the publishing of this article (December 7), it has received just over 900 million views, up close to 200 million views from about three weeks ago.  So by the end of 2012, the Gangnam Style video should cross the 1 billion views threshold.

Probably the most amazing thing about this Gangnam Style fad is that, given that the video is 4 minutes and 12 seconds long, if all 900 million times it’s been viewed it was viewed to its completion (not even considering all the spinoffs and re-postings), that means approximately 63 million man-hours (or about the number of hours 30,288 workers spend working full time-40 hours a week, 52 weeks a year, with no holidays or vacation) have been spent watching a video of a guy mimicking riding a horse to a beat, with the vast majority of those who’ve watched it not understanding much of anything he’s saying.

Bonus Facts:

  • Gangnam Style has reportedly made Park Jae-sang (PSY, short for “Psycho”) over $8 million so far from digital downloads and YouTube advertising alone, but it has only made him about $60,000 from South Koreans buying the song.  Despite the apparent lack of overt popularity in South Korea, PSY has been given a 4th Class Order of Cultural Merit by the South Korean Ministry of Culture for “increasing the world’s interest in Korea”.
  • Even more amazing than the Gangnam Style man-hours is that videos on Justin Bieber’s YouTube channel have been watched about 3.2 billion times.  Even if we assume a very conservative average length of video of 2 minutes, on the Bieber channel alone (let alone all the spinoffs posted on YouTube and the Bieber videos posted elsewhere), we could well be looking at 106+ million man hours spent watching Bieber
  • At its peak, there were about 400,000 people working on the Apollo program, which ran from 1961 to 1972 and put a man on the Moon in 1969.  We can get an approximate upper bound on man-hours during the Apollo program up to the Moon landing if we assumed all 400,000 people worked 40 hours a week every week from 1961 to Armstrong stepping on the Moon (which is a gross over exaggeration, as the program started with just 10,000 people and many involved had significantly lesser roles. Of course, I’d imagine many involved put in a lot more hours per week than 40, but it’s still probably a gross over estimate… work with me here people ;-)). This upper bound comes out at about 6.7 billion man hours.  The real number is probably significantly less, but with this upper bound number and the Gangnam Style + the conservative estimate on Bieber’s YouTube channel man-hours watched, that would account for about 3% of the man hours needed to go from just barely being able to put a man in space, to putting a man on the Moon. If only we could harness the power of Bieber for good… ;-)
  • Incidentally, PSY just recently signed on with Schoolboy Records, the same label Justin Bieber is under.  If they ever appear in a YouTube video together…

Source…www.todayifoundout.com

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Jokes for the Day… Whole Day You Will Laugh …!!!

With no malice or prejudice towards any one!

Today is Jim’s birthday,
so his wife decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club.

At the club –

DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you? Smiling face with smiling eyes

WIFE: How does he know you? Pouting face

JIM: We play Golf together! Disappointed but relieved face

BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim? Smiling face with smiling eyes

WIFE: And how does he know you? Pouting face

JIM: He’s on the Bowling Team! Face with open mouth and cold sweat

HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jim?

The Wife storms out…… dragging Jim with her, into a taxi! Face with look of triumph 🚖

TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jimmy boy….You picked an ugly one this time…Same Hotel? Flushed faceFlushed face

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Today is Jim’s funeral. 

………………..

n a ladies KITTY PARTY MEETING :
The host asked a question !
When did u last say I LOVE YOU to your husbands ??
One said..today..
other said…2 days back…..someone said…1 week back…

Host said ” Now, all of u send  I LOVE YOU .. SMS to your husbands.                                                          Whoever gets AWESOME reply will get a SURPRISE GIFT..”.

Everyone sent I LOVE U msgs to their husbands.

After sometime, HUSBANDs’ replies are as below…..

1) SWEETY…. Is your health condition Ok??? Face with stuck-out tongue and tightly closed eyesFace with stuck-out tongue and tightly closed eyesFace with stuck-out tongue and tightly closed eyesFace with stuck-out tongue and tightly closed eyes

2) Haven’t you cooked today too?Smiling face with smiling eyesSmiling face with smiling eyes

3) Darling, are you out of balance for money given for home maintenance?

4) What is the matter??

5) Are you dreaming or am I?

6)Did you like someone’s Jewelry in the function you attended today?RingSmiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes

7) I am already tensed up in Office and now you are sending msgs like this… do u have brain?? Disappointed but relieved faceDisappointed but relieved faceDisappointed but relieved faceDisappointed but relieved face

8) How many times did I tell you not to watch those serials ?? 😛😛😛

9) Oho..did you meet with an accident again? Flushed faceFlushed faceFlushed faceFlushed faceFlushed face

10) Should I pick kids from school today also?? 😀😀😀😀

and last one who won SURPRISE GIFT, msg is……..

11) who is this sending msg from my wife’s mobile???

Flushed faceFlushed face..Man and woman holding handsPerson with folded handsPerson with folded handsPerson with folded hands dont laugh alone pass it on.

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I don’t think you will stop laughing at this one..??
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A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.

He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.

One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired.

The man agreed and said to the car…
Car, go and bring my children from school.

The car went and didn’t return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong.

Several hours later and no car, the man became apprehensive.

He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station.

As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with an overload of children.

The car parked right in front of them and said… “These are your children sir..!”

In the car were their Landlady’s two daughters, his wife’s best friend’s daughter, his secretary’s son and their neighbour’s two sons.

The Wife said in full angerPouting face
Don’t tell me all these are your children..??

The man asked her calmly…
First you tell me why our children are not in the car..Pouting facePouting facePouting face??

Source…input from a friend of mine

Natarajan

“கடி” தான் ….இருந்தாலும் சிரிக்கலாமே ….!!!

 

ஒரு தலைக்கு கட்டிங் செஞ்சா பத்து தலைக்கு இலவசம்னு அந்த சலூன்ல போட்டிருந்தாங்களே போய்ப்பாத்தியா?

பத்து தலையும் ஒரே உடம்புல இருக்கணுமாம்.


பிச்சக்காரன்: ‘பணம் சம்பாதிக்க ஆயிரம் வழிகள்’ என்ற புத்தகத்தை எழுதியது நான் தான்
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ஒருத்தன்: பிறகு ஏன் பிச்சை எடுக்கிறாய்..?
பிச்சக்காரன்: அந்த ஆயிரம் வழிகளில் இதுதான் முதல் வழி..


 


“தலைவரே என்ன யோசனை…?”

“மெட்ரோ ரயிலை மறியல் பண்ண முடியுமா…முடியாதா…?”

“தலை எல்லாம் பாரமா இருக்கு… காது ரெண்டும் அடைக்குது டாக்டர்…!!”

“மொதல்ல உங்க ஹெல்மெட்டைக் கழட்டிட்டுப் பேசுங்க…!!


டாக்டர் : உங்க மாமாவுக்கு, உடல் எடை குறைய ஒருமாதம் நடக்கணும்னு சொன்னேனே, இப்ப எப்படி இருக்காரு?

மற்றவர்: இப்போ தான் திருச்சி பக்கமா நடந்து போய்க்கிட்டிருக்கேன்னு ஃபோன் பண்ணிச் சொல்றாரு சார்..!


ஒருவர்: எவ்வளவுதான் விலைவாசி உயர்ந்தாலும் “சீப்’பாத்தான் வியாபாரம் செய்வேன்னு சொல்றீங்களே… நஷ்டம் வராதா..?

மற்றவர்: நான் செய்யறது வாழைப்பழ வியாபாரம்..!


வெள்ளிக்கிழமை
என் அம்மா வெள்ளிக் கிழமை மட்டும்தான் வறுவல் பண்ணுவாங்க!

ஏன் அப்படி?

அன்னைக்குத் தானே “ஃப்ரை” டே!”

Source….input from a friend of mine

Natarajan

A Green Taxi of Kolkata…”Rooftop Garden on an Ambassador Car.”..!!!

Dhananjay Chakroborty, a taxi driver in Kolkata, has decided to use his green hands and transform his taxi into a miniature, mobile garden. A green crusader on the move.

Imagine our surprise when we came across Mr. Dhananjay Chakraborty, a taxi driver in Kolkata, who has created a rooftop garden on his cab and has a mini green cavern in the trunk of his car with potted plants. It was truly an amazing and awe-worthy sight. He calls it the ‘subuj rath’ or the green chariot.

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The car has metal containers on the rooftop whose bottom is laid with soil, white sand and stone chips and the original green grass grows up with the aid of those mechanizations. It weighs about 65 kgs and cost Mr. Chakraborty about Rs. 22000 to build. It continues to cost him with the increased fuel consumption because of the added weight. However, Mr. Chakraborty said he does not mind it.

The Kolkata cabbie is 40 years old and works from the taxi stand at Tollygunge Karunamoyee in Kolkata. In fact, he has planted flowers at the taxi stand too.

His Taxi, an Ambassador, apart from having a green grass-bed on the roof, has eight potted plants in the trunk and has a green interior completely to promote the message that trees and plants should be planted and taken care of.

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Mr. Chakraborty’s project came to fulfillment in parts. It began three years ago when he potted a money plant in a beautiful glass bottle that a passenger had left behind in the back seat. Mr. Chakraborty took care of it and nurtured it, while keeping it in the Taxi.

The bigger idea of a green garden taxi, came from one of his friends who found something similar on Internet and suggested the initiative to Chakraborty. He, being so much in love with nature and trees, decided to give it a try.

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Making of the green taxi. Mr. Chakrobarty, with help, adjusting the metal tray onto the roof. His inspiration also came from fellow passengers who appreciated the small money plant that he had begun with. –

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The painting of the metal tray on the Subza Rath. He has also been distributing leaflets with messages and sketches that he has made to passengers who are curious and delighted by his initiative. –

He has also been distributing leaflets with messages and sketches that he has made to passengers who are curious and delighted by his initiative. –

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However, Mr. Chakraborty does not own the Taxi that he has morphed into a mobile awareness masterpiece on environmental preservation and conservation. He had to sell his taxi, about eight years ago, when he required funds for his treatment post an accident.

But the owner, Mr. Amrish Singh, who owns some five more taxis, has stood up in full support of Chakraborty’s efforts. He says that Dhananjay is one of the safest drivers out there, and since this is for a good cause, he cannot do anything but extend his full support

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This is how the Taxi looked before it underwent the transformation to become a miniature mobile garden.

Although, it was not an easy ride, some fellow drivers ridiculed him. In fact, most people before looking at it in a deeper perspective thought he was crazy to even think of such a thing. But Mr. Chakraborty did not pay it any mind, and decided to go on with the project anyway.

Mr. Chakraborty gives an added message. According to him, planting trees is not enough; taking care of them and nurturing them is crucial. Because tree planting initiatives keep happening but most of the saplings just wither away due to lack of water. It is time people, all of us, begin doing our bit.

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Apart from being an eye opener on environment, there are other benefits of the plants and the grass in the car. Mr. Chakraborty drives a Non- AC Taxi and because of the plants, his taxi remains much cooler than any other non-AC taxi. –

Also, we believe people would be fascinated with such an idea. We know we are. So, the next time you are in Kolkata, do not miss a ride in the green taxi, or as Mr. Chakraborty likes to call it, the ‘sabuj rath’. –

Source….Surabhi Katyal….www.the betterindia.com

Natarajan