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SOURCE:::: http://www.periva.proboards.com
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A group of young girls in black and white tights perform a trippy dance to the popular tune of German folk-rock polka band Hiss.
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2013/03/16/black-and-white-tights-dance-illusion-video/
SOURCE::: You Tube and dailysandflicks.com
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| A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it.
“This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The first blonde answers, “That is easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!”
The policeman says, “Well…uh…that is because the picture shows his PROFILE.”
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, “Ha! He’d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!”
The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it’s a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?”
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
He quickly adds “…think hard before giving me a stupid answer.”
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, “Hmmmm…the suspect wears contact lenses.”
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. “Well, that’s an interesting answer…wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I’ll get back to you on that.”
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. “Wow! I can’t believe it…it is TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?”
“That is easy,” the blonde replied. “He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!”
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SOURCE:::: iNPUT FROM A FRIEND OF MINE
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Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages America has ever known.
Some of his sayings: * Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco. * There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
* Never miss a good chance to shut up.
* If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your
pocket. * There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
* If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make
sure it is still there. * Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.
* After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.He
kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut. ABOUT GROWING OLDER.. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to
know ‘why’I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren’t paved. Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of
Algebra. Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~ I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it’s such a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.
And, finally ~ If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to
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SOURCE:::: input from a friend of mine
Macaques tuck into a feast of fruit during the annual Monkey Buffet Festival in front of the Pra Prang Sam Yot temple in Lopburi province, Thailand
Picture: EPA/NARONG SANGNAK
This year the city spent some 400,000 Thai baht (£7,800) on 2,500kg of fruit…
Picture: EPA/NARONG SANGNAK
including sweets and soft drinks which have been offered in a banquet to monkeys inhabiting the city
Picture: REUTERS/Damir Sagolj
| Meet Karol Nienartowicz, a 29 year old Polish landscape photographer with a passion for the Alps like you’ve never seen before! Karol goes to the limits and beyond to capture his breathtaking images of the acclaimed European Alps. He’s even spent nights in a tent on a glacier, that stands over 4,000 meters or (13,123 feet) above sea level. Now, that’s what I call dedication! These 30 amazing images convinced me to explore the Alps!
Make sure to check out Karol’s Facebook Page for more amazing photos.
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| A Fiery Sunrise |
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| A Cold Sundown at Matterhorn |
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| Ice Castles on a Sunny Day |
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| Blankets of Snow All Around |
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| Frozen Chapel |
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| 23) The Sun Making Its Presence Known |
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| Red Sunset in Karkonosze Mountains |
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| 27) Ruby Red Clouds |
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| Heavenly Lights Shining Bright! |
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| Sunset Over the Julian Alps |
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Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, ‘Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!’ The old man said, ‘There is no way you can guess my age! One of the Grandmas said, ‘Sure we can! Just drop your pants and we can tell your exact age.’ Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers. |
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The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and then jump up and down several times. Determined To prove them wrong, he did it. Then they all said in unison, ‘You’re 87 years Old!’ Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, ‘How in the world did you guess my age?’ Slapping their knees, high fiving and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily crowed….. ‘We were at your birthday party yesterday.’ SOURCE:::: http://www.ba-bamail.com Natarajan |